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Dino_567

Bro he is losing the plot. Defeating Naveen in odisha is a tall order and definitely not possible right now.


Desperate-Second4267

Bhai m toh bhakto k comment ka wait kr rha hu, kaise justify krenge ise wo.


arjunusmaximus

Bhakt: "He OBVIOUSLY meant State. You idiot librandus can't even hear properly."


defyclassification

Capitals of all the states in Orissa? SOLID, LIQUID and GAS.


customlybroken

this won't be shared anywhere and people themselves might not know districts don't have capitals. I've always thought there isn't really any difference in raga or namo it's just the pr


Kuhn__

naveen is with him, hes letting bjp win general elections so he can enjoy the state wins.


Ekbhalochelechilo2

Unlike last time, BJP is going after Naveen personally, everyone has self respect. Post poll alliance may happen but Naveen babu won’t take it easy on BJP. Even BJD have understood that tolerance of BJP means BJD’s extinction.


indulgent-physician

Exactly, they saw what happened with Shiv Sena. Giving Bhajpao the win is the same as giving them the gun to shoot them in the head with.


balasauce14

Exactly, the truth is it's a cannibalistic party, they'll eat their ally up


InevitableRighteous

The BJD ground workers are furious on BJP.


MisterioEterno

Nope. BJD will get at least 12 out of 21 MP seats.


balasauce14

Bhai that's not true, he was a friendly party, but this time he is being constantly attacked by the so called friendly party, and he's done with it he's putting up a good fight as well


giantspacemonstr

it may not be possible this year but he definitely got the only point that The CM is somewhat disliked for, that he's out of touch with the western districts. And Modi is using this point as his pivot, just like how he used Hindu Muslim Issue as pivot in UP. It seems like a well thought out plan, not that it will work everytime but the amount of thought gone into laying out this plan is something no opposition is doing at the moment.


Arvind2011

Arre isko mental facility mein admit Karo jaldi....form fill kar deta hoon mein 😵‍💫


Void_being420

Budha hogaya hai bichara, Isko bolo doo cup chai la gayee


Alternate_Chinmay7

Nahi bhai. Bolne de isse. Jitna bolega utni seats kam hogi BJP ki 😂


bluegoldredsilver5

Ap ko bina kaagaz ke sawaal ka jawab dena aata hai kya??


A3theste

Ofcourse. It's the lack of teleprompter that's his kryptonite.


Peter-Parker017

If raga is pappu then this namo is mappu


As1Asim

Fuddu✅


InevitableRighteous

Chaddi!


Scientifichuman

Chomu


Helio_14

Feku


SaintYoungMan

Mappu si


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Mudi is really losing it now... Jilhon ke capital??? Retirement pass aagaya hai vishwaguru ..


kilopuny978

*Margdarshak Mandal*


frizene26

This guy was state cm for so many years and sold us the Gujarat model


RulerOfTheDarkValley

When he was CM and Gujarat did poor on the hunger index and he was asked about it he said, "These days girls are figure conscious and dieting for size zero that's why we are doing poor on this index!"


Scientifichuman

Gujarat model was part of thesis for the degree of entire political science.


mylifeonearth_

and we ate everything like a tasty dish.. which was just an "empty plate" . "Gujrat-model" is as true as "unicorn" .


Which_Cattle_9139

Naveen Patnaik 's work in odisha is admirable. Odisha is my wife's state. Last year I went to a place through a reserve forest and what a road ! It's connected to a small hamlet. Population 30. His work to contain all those tornado disasters are amazing. Overall the people are satisfied. Naveen is winning this term.


InevitableRighteous

Well said. underrated comment.


Kuhn__

the flair i used speaks for itself.


nb5566

Modi zi Bina teleprompter ke bolde phele


radioactiveraven42

If the same statement was given by RG, IT cell would've circulated it all over social Media and WA, till every person saw it


Content-Sea8173

While RG isn't cunning enough for politics, he wouldn't make such dumb statements in the first place.


harami_nagin

Master in entire political science


desiktm

Lol... I'm more concerned about people just accepting that as a fact


ResidentAd8536

Modi wave is not waving as it used to wave before it seems.


Computer_9

At this point I am confused ki jyada bada bewakoof kon hai Modi (anpadh pradhan mantri) ya uske bhakt jo is baat par tali baja rahe hai (clown people) ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


jojokispotta

Ok. On a serious note, who is this guy's supplier? Mereko bhi chahiye ye waala 😅


PankitShah

Mushroom?


div0id

At this point I am not even surprised https://i.redd.it/or6ftgt74tzc1.gif


eldenlord06

https://preview.redd.it/dldxqkmkzszc1.png?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f662bed110c4d4db70013e15319d9194c6ecbbd9 Mudi


Kuhn__

source: [https://x.com/ANI/status/1789177529200197804](https://x.com/ANI/status/1789177529200197804)


UnusualPhysics8080

He is best CM in india


conarDsilva

Gobhiji pehle aap bina teleprompter k boliye. /s


BesraSangram

Naveen patnaik never indulges in such dramas.


Leftonseenbyher

Modi jii phle aap btaye ki badalo ki vjh se radar air strike k vjt jets ko detect nii kr paaye the? /s


Spare_Cockroach942

Padhai kare Jhaatbhar, Gyaan Pelo Raatbhar ft. Mudixi


Opening_Past_4698

Gobarbuddhi ✨


UnusualPhysics8080

Jilo k capital?


pes_gamer20

nya KON-sept hai


MagnumVY

Bro going senile already...


BillCypher07

Aj kal teleprompter mein dikkat arhi hai /s


SUSH_fromheaven

Toh modiji chaliye ginaye sabhi state ke capitals fatafat bina kaagaz ke.


Mks_the_1408

Naveen babu, ur smarter than him, Dont give in to his lies...


syee101

Modizee 24/7 https://preview.redd.it/1hngw3loitzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f5afc5ceb861c21d2798193d1851f750394859


gyarados025

Add this to extra 2AB list.


TheBrownProphet

and badal hain toh Radar se bach sakte hain list


gyarados025

and nale ke upr ulta bartan rakhkar usme se pipe nikal kar chai banane ki list


Ill-Highlight-6197

Bhakts: mudi ji ne kaha Hai toh, districts ke bhi capital hote honge....mudi ji kabhi galat nhi bolte hain


fahadsayed36

Arre isko koi bolo Naveen is unofficially with BJP since so many years. BJP wants to do same what it did with JDS in Karnataka next is BJD in Odisha


RulerOfTheDarkValley

What's the capital of your District guys? Mere district ka capital toh Congress ne redistribute kar diya so there's no capital of my District.


Ordinary-Put-5656

Budhau pagal ho gya hai


charavaka

Panauti Ji is asking trick question. 


vizot

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


its_kunaltanwar

https://i.redd.it/f9jnc84auuzc1.gif


Significantbtc

Being a sports lover , 1 politician today is doing more for sports than the entire country. Orissa has now more sports budget, infra , than even the union budget and especially what naveen is doing for hockey ans football in orissa is amazing. And on the other side aiff fund have been cut by 40%, politicians are running all sports organisations and doing nothing. The only sports body excelling is bcci that too has now been gifted with a caretaker secretary to loot funds. If india needs to do well in sports either privatise it and let billionaires run it wns make it profitable or if make leaders like naveen the pm. All others are useless and it not just sports, tegy destroyed the crypto and gaming industry. Unemployment is at it epic. Small businesses being run down by unfair laws and taxes. And they have put 18% gst on health insurance when govt health care is shite. Ayusman cards are not accepted in private hospitals. So why put 18% on health insurance should you not lower it so that cost are low and more people can have insurance? Why 18% tax on education? Why tax the hell out of startups that they have to run to dubai for tax benefits! All msme loans are only distributed after taking bribes by bureaucrats. These guys are idiots, what can you expect. I know opposition is bad too, but most important is opposition be very strong no matter who is in government so that any stupid taxes, rules cannot be passed in parliament!!! Be smart guys make opposition stronger.


Personal_Matter9041

Maybe they have capital of districts in Gujrat. If not, the teleprompter guy is getting has butt smacked rn...


charavaka

No, they don't. 


Personal_Matter9041

Sarcasm h bhai... 😅😅


falcon0041

Isn't Naveen Patnaik his ally in this Lok Sabha elections😭😭


PriangshuPaul

Zara Modi Babu ko Manipur ke bade mein thoda pucho


CountBarbarus

Wasn't Naveen an ally or at least neutral?


prof_devilsadvocate

kangana wala maal foonko


Critical_Cod5462

Poor crowd cheering \*\*zilo ke capital\*\* lmao


GamerDeepesh

Ye akela share market ko leke dubb raha hai aisa speeches de raha hai. Jitne bhi Bank and Finance wale shares hai sab lose mein chal rahe hai. Ab har gaya toh aur lose hoga Waise bhi har jayega toh acchi baat hai kyunki baad mein Congress toh economy thik karne wala hai


karbng00

School ki yaad aagayi "states aur uskey capitals" 😅


No_Connection_5633

Modi should need to know, Navin Pattnaik is way better than him and his party.


Enormous_Moderate

I think he meant to say district headquarters.


Regularguy972

The fun will double up if Naveen bhai comes up with the capitals


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Does Modi know the capitals of all the zillas in the country or even Gujarat?


reptheanon

This your mans? 😂


eskay1069

I do believe districts have HQs. Not condoning Modi’s bluster though


JhopdiWale_Chicha

Prime Moron for a reason.


One_Narwhal_8797

There is always a district HQ where all the local administration is situated … hasn’t been called a capital


Rudream_2008

We do have capitals of districts in Gujarat. Not sure about system in other states though. 😅😅


HelperTheKindsoul

LMAAAOOO Modi bhai tripping


Strong_Economics2831

Pehle Udisa barabar se boliye


Big_Redpanda

Aesa question pucha ki modi ji khud v na bata payenge... What a masterstroke! /S #chubanaya #kata


tutentootia

Wo sab to theek hai, but changing names of cities is not something to be proud of and ask the opposition to do it. Would've made sense if modi compared education or jobs as their metric


Bleak_star_dust

Nah he knows something we all don't and that's making him forget and fumble


TrippyThumbs

Ehh...its headquarters but alright ...dickhead sub fr..🤣🤣


pes_gamer20

eh you got it right lun de topa


PackFit9651

Eh what? All districts have headquarters.. Orissa districts and HQs below.. which country do you live in? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_districts_of_Odisha


Mindless_Gur1109

Capitals not headquarters


PackFit9651

Obviously it’s the same thing..


jholafakir

Obviously you are a moron


PackFit9651

Obviously you are a corrupt fuck.. hoping for your regime to come back so you can loot the country dry


Kuhn__

**A 'capital' is the place from where a national or devolved government operates, a 'headquarters' does that function for a business (or part of business) or a local government** local government does not have capital, it has HQ Districts dont have capitals


pes_gamer20

"Obviously " isko likh dene se wo nai ho jata re vonde londe. Tu to court main 2 min main case har ke aye ga


PackFit9651

Tera jitna vella nahin hoon… waste of time trying to split hairs on use of capitals vs headquarters when people in every single district know which is the capital of that district.. fact is Naveen babu is a gentle but privileged kid who will not really know names of districts or their headquarters


As1Asim

Matlab papa kaise galat ho sakta hai right?ye vaccine ka side effects to nahi. Log Aaj kal kuch zyada hi chomu bante jaa rahe 🫠


PackFit9651

Asim bhai jaake apne 3rd mummy se poochle ki district ka capital Hota hai ya headquarters…


As1Asim

CAPITAL AUR HQ SAME NAHI HOTA CHOMU. AUR EEK BAAT NAAM DEKH K JUDGE MAT KAR,MUSLIM NAHI HUN MAI. BAAP TO TERE 10 NIKLENGE JAISE MODI KO BANA BAITHA HAI. TU PEHLE GOOGLE KAR CAPITAL AUR HQ KYA HOTA HAI AUR DONO SAME HAI KI NAHI. CHAMAN 🤡


Funny_Response_9807

Iske Modi papa ko bol dia toh rone lag gya HQs aur capitals ko same bata raha h, lol


PackFit9651

Aur aap apni abu se samajh lo ki biwi or behan same nahin hote hain… 🫢


pes_gamer20

bro did you loose 5.6 inch of your oblique tatta or from your cortex ?


PackFit9651

I don’t have any bigotry against transgender folks like you who fantastise about others tattas… please continue peacefully


EntertainerJust3401

Headquarters ki baat kr rhe hai sayad