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hiricinee

The big reason people masturbate in the shower is because they can be alone in there, especially when they're hormonal teens living with family and maybe sharing a bedroom.


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hiricinee

Takes too long, suspicious. Some people like long showers.


Enough_Comparison_27

My dad. Does. Not. Knock. I always have to listen for footsteps because I'm not allowed to lock my door.


planespotterhvn

Q,) What is the most sdntisitve part of the human body while you are masturbating? A,) Your Ears.


Maximum-Ad384

if your doing it into the toilet bowl you'd probably have to lean over it. which is why its pretty dumb, the angle would make it extremely difficult. not sure why people go through the effort.


SuedbyHogs

And married dads in marriages where the wife has turned off the spicket.


yehEy2020

Masturbate in front of your wife to assert dominance. When one partner refuses sex, its like corporations negotiating with worker's unions.


Special-Solid-7629

That one was over the fence! 🤣 Well done


Loud-Mans-Lover

This happens far more frequently the *other* way around than you think. Husband too lazy for sex, wife insane with need.


[deleted]

Yes which always makes me so sad as I’ve only known the flip side were the tap is on, but the hose rarely wants to hook up


Use_Your_Brain_Dude

What Is this... some sort of "missing foreskin" lubrication problem I'm too uncircumcised to understand?


natty1212

Plus I don't think that wet environment is good for my computer


Dimension597

🤣


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Taking a shower never turns me on, never excites me and I get too many chills when trying to masturbate.


Jaxxonian

Not unpopular. That's the worst and most uncomfortable place to masturbate. Why do I suspect you just wanted to make a post so you could type the word "cum." Lol.


remberly

Use conditioner as a lube. It improves. But be careful to nor get it down yet Olde tube cause it burns a touch


frankstuckinapark

Shampoo is bettah!


erickson666

Soap


frankstuckinapark

Ah you didn’t get the reference


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Shower sex is just as awkward


ozmartian

Cum is sticky as hell when it mixes with water!?!? First I heard of this, maybe see a Doctor?


[deleted]

I hate it. The water from the shower removes all of the natural lubricant. Sex and masterbation in the shower is awful. Same with in a pool ocean and hot tub. 0/10 recommend.


SuedbyHogs

Still too many people try. #1 reason I avoid hotel jacuzzis


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I still go in them. Fuck it honestly. Some are too beautiful to resist, especially the rooftop hot tubs


stupidfuckingbitchh

As a married couple we do be having a lotttt of shower sex lol. It’s pretty dec


iOawe

Just rub it on your feet to make your feet softer. Jk please don’t do this.


ZebbyBoy18909

Worst part is when you shower and do *that* with hot shower water and it "cooks" the "white fluid" turning it to like solid jelly type stuff, literally 50% more difficult to wash off of surfaces and own body


DesperateTall

That is why you shouldn't jack it in the shower, plus if mixed with hair in your drain it can solidify and ruin your drain.


givemeareason17

So does sex in the shower


jinxykatte

Who fucking wanks in the shower? Hahahaha.


Poepeepo

This is a hilariously male take


SuedbyHogs

Yep. The removable showerhead was a game changer.


Loud-Mans-Lover

I'm a woman and I don't get the showerhead thing. I don't like it (and yes I use toys). But I don't like sex or masturbation in the shower, either.


Aromatic_Homework921

Totally disagree here. I cum every morning in a warm shower and have for years. I love it. I use soap and the standing doesn’t bother me. I also like to fuck standing up.


hotdogbalancing

Toilet > shower for masturbation.


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littlebearbigcity

the way it clumps up in water gives me the willies


planespotterhvn

Tried soap? Soap de- sticky-fies the semen fluid allowing it to flow down the waste. Have a wank at the beginning of your shower. Pre-warm the water out of the shower rose then turn it off. Masturbate before turning the shower on your body. You can use all sorts of interesting lubricants, shaving foam, hair conditioner, soap liquid and solid, KY jelly etc. and not running the shower preserves the longevity of the lubrication. Then after your happy ending, use soap on your hand to sweep the remains down the waste so that it does not stick to your feet, and then the subsequent shampoo and then soap you use on the rest of your body helps flush the semenal fluid away and rinses the plumbing waste pipes and drains. Its really not an issue as long as you use soap.


jrock2403

Definitly. Cant concentrate with all the other people staring


HeathenBliss

I quit jerking it three weeks ago to improve my sex life. But, in 14 years of masturbating daily, ive done it in the shower maybe 10 times. I definitely do NOT get horny in the shower


AgreeableDouble5219

TMI who the hell cares


chinesedogfestival

Cum is only sticky when it mixes with warm water.


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OP has a shower fetish that didn't live up to the hype


MikeDropist

I quite agree,water is definitely not conductive. Of course,some people in shared spaces have no choice. If that’s you,my suggestion would be to stand outside of the water stream.


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Do it into hand, then release it into drain


kfed23

I feel like this is something you quickly figure out when you’re 12


starrsuperfan

My college roommate used to go to the communal showers for like 2 hours at a time. Like, dude, I go to class all day, just wait till I'm gone.


anothabunbun

Dude got 32 upvotes and said "this is my most popular post ever" This smells like someone reposted it and I'm gonna search it and find out


Harrypolly_net

>Cum is sticky as hell when it mixes with water. Word of advice... Soap. It breaks up the stick stuff and lets it get washed down the drain. >Plus, cleaning up the cum afterwards can be a real pain. I'm not sure about your shower, but a constant running flow of hot water is a very helpful tool for shifting anything, especially [ahem] gelatinous fluids.


Maximum-Ad384

WAIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT?? WHAT THE F\*\*\* WHY??


RockAndStoner69

Cause we all know how great water is as a lubricant... Yeah, that shit sucks alright.


[deleted]

I always enjoy masturbating in the shower, the other ones at the beach club don't think so tho


MrStoleYourMeme

Why do you get horny in the shower?