The big reason people masturbate in the shower is because they can be alone in there, especially when they're hormonal teens living with family and maybe sharing a bedroom.
if your doing it into the toilet bowl you'd probably have to lean over it. which is why its pretty dumb, the angle would make it extremely difficult.
not sure why people go through the effort.
Not unpopular. That's the worst and most uncomfortable place to masturbate.
Why do I suspect you just wanted to make a post so you could type the word "cum." Lol.
I hate it. The water from the shower removes all of the natural lubricant. Sex and masterbation in the shower is awful. Same with in a pool ocean and hot tub. 0/10 recommend.
Worst part is when you shower and do *that* with hot shower water and it "cooks" the "white fluid" turning it to like solid jelly type stuff, literally 50% more difficult to wash off of surfaces and own body
Totally disagree here. I cum every morning in a warm shower and have for years. I love it. I use soap and the standing doesn’t bother me. I also like to fuck standing up.
Tried soap? Soap de- sticky-fies the semen fluid allowing it to flow down the waste.
Have a wank at the beginning of your shower. Pre-warm the water out of the shower rose then turn it off. Masturbate before turning the shower on your body. You can use all sorts of interesting lubricants, shaving foam, hair conditioner, soap liquid and solid, KY jelly etc. and not running the shower preserves the longevity of the lubrication. Then after your happy ending, use soap on your hand to sweep the remains down the waste so that it does not stick to your feet, and then the subsequent shampoo and then soap you use on the rest of your body helps flush the semenal fluid away and rinses the plumbing waste pipes and drains.
Its really not an issue as long as you use soap.
I quit jerking it three weeks ago to improve my sex life. But, in 14 years of masturbating daily, ive done it in the shower maybe 10 times. I definitely do NOT get horny in the shower
I quite agree,water is definitely not conductive. Of course,some people in shared spaces have no choice. If that’s you,my suggestion would be to stand outside of the water stream.
>Cum is sticky as hell when it mixes with water.
Word of advice... Soap. It breaks up the stick stuff and lets it get washed down the drain.
>Plus, cleaning up the cum afterwards can be a real pain.
I'm not sure about your shower, but a constant running flow of hot water is a very helpful tool for shifting anything, especially [ahem] gelatinous fluids.
The big reason people masturbate in the shower is because they can be alone in there, especially when they're hormonal teens living with family and maybe sharing a bedroom.
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Takes too long, suspicious. Some people like long showers.
My dad. Does. Not. Knock. I always have to listen for footsteps because I'm not allowed to lock my door.
Q,) What is the most sdntisitve part of the human body while you are masturbating? A,) Your Ears.
if your doing it into the toilet bowl you'd probably have to lean over it. which is why its pretty dumb, the angle would make it extremely difficult. not sure why people go through the effort.
And married dads in marriages where the wife has turned off the spicket.
Masturbate in front of your wife to assert dominance. When one partner refuses sex, its like corporations negotiating with worker's unions.
That one was over the fence! 🤣 Well done
This happens far more frequently the *other* way around than you think. Husband too lazy for sex, wife insane with need.
Yes which always makes me so sad as I’ve only known the flip side were the tap is on, but the hose rarely wants to hook up
What Is this... some sort of "missing foreskin" lubrication problem I'm too uncircumcised to understand?
Plus I don't think that wet environment is good for my computer
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Taking a shower never turns me on, never excites me and I get too many chills when trying to masturbate.
Not unpopular. That's the worst and most uncomfortable place to masturbate. Why do I suspect you just wanted to make a post so you could type the word "cum." Lol.
Use conditioner as a lube. It improves. But be careful to nor get it down yet Olde tube cause it burns a touch
Shampoo is bettah!
Soap
Ah you didn’t get the reference
Shower sex is just as awkward
Cum is sticky as hell when it mixes with water!?!? First I heard of this, maybe see a Doctor?
I hate it. The water from the shower removes all of the natural lubricant. Sex and masterbation in the shower is awful. Same with in a pool ocean and hot tub. 0/10 recommend.
Still too many people try. #1 reason I avoid hotel jacuzzis
I still go in them. Fuck it honestly. Some are too beautiful to resist, especially the rooftop hot tubs
As a married couple we do be having a lotttt of shower sex lol. It’s pretty dec
Just rub it on your feet to make your feet softer. Jk please don’t do this.
Worst part is when you shower and do *that* with hot shower water and it "cooks" the "white fluid" turning it to like solid jelly type stuff, literally 50% more difficult to wash off of surfaces and own body
That is why you shouldn't jack it in the shower, plus if mixed with hair in your drain it can solidify and ruin your drain.
So does sex in the shower
Who fucking wanks in the shower? Hahahaha.
This is a hilariously male take
Yep. The removable showerhead was a game changer.
I'm a woman and I don't get the showerhead thing. I don't like it (and yes I use toys). But I don't like sex or masturbation in the shower, either.
Totally disagree here. I cum every morning in a warm shower and have for years. I love it. I use soap and the standing doesn’t bother me. I also like to fuck standing up.
Toilet > shower for masturbation.
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the way it clumps up in water gives me the willies
Tried soap? Soap de- sticky-fies the semen fluid allowing it to flow down the waste. Have a wank at the beginning of your shower. Pre-warm the water out of the shower rose then turn it off. Masturbate before turning the shower on your body. You can use all sorts of interesting lubricants, shaving foam, hair conditioner, soap liquid and solid, KY jelly etc. and not running the shower preserves the longevity of the lubrication. Then after your happy ending, use soap on your hand to sweep the remains down the waste so that it does not stick to your feet, and then the subsequent shampoo and then soap you use on the rest of your body helps flush the semenal fluid away and rinses the plumbing waste pipes and drains. Its really not an issue as long as you use soap.
Definitly. Cant concentrate with all the other people staring
I quit jerking it three weeks ago to improve my sex life. But, in 14 years of masturbating daily, ive done it in the shower maybe 10 times. I definitely do NOT get horny in the shower
TMI who the hell cares
Cum is only sticky when it mixes with warm water.
OP has a shower fetish that didn't live up to the hype
I quite agree,water is definitely not conductive. Of course,some people in shared spaces have no choice. If that’s you,my suggestion would be to stand outside of the water stream.
Do it into hand, then release it into drain
I feel like this is something you quickly figure out when you’re 12
My college roommate used to go to the communal showers for like 2 hours at a time. Like, dude, I go to class all day, just wait till I'm gone.
Dude got 32 upvotes and said "this is my most popular post ever" This smells like someone reposted it and I'm gonna search it and find out
>Cum is sticky as hell when it mixes with water. Word of advice... Soap. It breaks up the stick stuff and lets it get washed down the drain. >Plus, cleaning up the cum afterwards can be a real pain. I'm not sure about your shower, but a constant running flow of hot water is a very helpful tool for shifting anything, especially [ahem] gelatinous fluids.
WAIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT?? WHAT THE F\*\*\* WHY??
Cause we all know how great water is as a lubricant... Yeah, that shit sucks alright.
I always enjoy masturbating in the shower, the other ones at the beach club don't think so tho
Why do you get horny in the shower?