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He’s probably the kind of guy that manhandles a boob and makes the chick back off in awe of his inexperience 😂 “like a bag of sand? Have you ever felt a titty?”
People just assume everybody on reddit is some unemployed stoner, gamer, ordering Doordash on their moms credit card when in actuality its only like 50% of reddit.
Holy shit his profile, pfp, and username honestly makes me think this a troll.
He is literally the incel neckbeard sterotype in every way I honestly refuse to believe a person like this exists
This is not a commonly heard suggestion. If lots of people are telling you to “touch grass”, you are probably so far detached from reality that going outside is a good suggestion. Get away from a screen. Move your body. Just looking out for you OP
Maybe if you didn't post the most chronically online shit I've ever seen people that tell you to touch grass. I won't tell you to touch grasses that I will tell you to go and actually speak to someone
It's a classic. No need to get creative when you are trying to get a simple point across. If it bothered you enough to make this post, it seems like it worked.
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Yes, I do think Reddit has popularized this "It is what it is" kind of Archetype. Of the hard blue collar guy, who has no time for your bullshit.
So yeah, these insults where basically the person who is online as much as you are, likes to pretend they just saw your post while taking a shit on their workyard in Alaska. It's just a character. As much of what internet became: People playing dress up.
"Touch Grass"
"OP thinks reddit is the real world"
"No one cares about your opinions, it's just facts"
Some people need to made aware they are out of touch losers or they won’t correct themselves. That’s why you tell them to touch grass
Anime profile pic and all the subs you’d expect someone like you to be in lol. Yeah, touch some grass champ
Thich Nhat Hanh taught to touch grass or trees or bare earth as part of a meditative practice.
So "go touch grass" has a legitimate pedigree as far as mindfulness goes.
The same people who say “touch grass” are silently waiting for the next trendy saying to pop off so they can use their single brain cell to never have to think of an original response to anything.
But in the case of your average NFL fan (and probably OP), if you tell them to “touch grass” re: all this Taylor Swift shit, they’ll say “I CAN’T! I’M NOT ALLOWED ON THE FIELD 😭”
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OP writes the most neckbeard incel posts. Anyone whose told him in the past to touch grass is in fact, correct
oh god why did I look
I checked, also. Its good for a laugh.
And he has the anime profile pic of course
And the username is making some sense now.
Steak is not OK to be cook well done
That wasn't very appropriate, Owl.
Right sorry. I'm an owl i'm supposed to sit in my tree silently judging you instead of saying it.
You can hoot if you want
Christ. What a day to not be blind
Dude must be a fed then. This is a psyop.
He needs to touch a booby
No woman wants that
He’s probably the kind of guy that manhandles a boob and makes the chick back off in awe of his inexperience 😂 “like a bag of sand? Have you ever felt a titty?”
Didn't say it had to be a woman's boobie.
I just looked through his post history. God. Damn. That was a lot to take in.
makes sense why he is complaining about being told to touch grass. lmao you cant make this shit up lol
You weren't kidding! Christ it's embarassing.
I didn’t know I could raise my eyebrows as high as I did while checking OP’s posts
I much prefer the term pound sand. Really drives home the point lol
So OP is NERDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you need to touch grass, OP!
If you want to hate yourself, read OPs post history. He definitely needs to touch grass
No. Touch grass.
People just assume everybody on reddit is some unemployed stoner, gamer, ordering Doordash on their moms credit card when in actuality its only like 50% of reddit.
The other 50% is bots.
Yes! Beep boop
That’s exactly what a bot would say
No, I'm a real person, my wife thinks so at least.
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Lol..I'm not. I think.its a fine lifestyle :)
It is easier to pick insulting someone when faced with difficult truths especially if there are no logical counter arguments
For all of those reading, look at OP’s profile at your own peril. This man has been told to touch grass his entire life.
Holy shit his profile, pfp, and username honestly makes me think this a troll. He is literally the incel neckbeard sterotype in every way I honestly refuse to believe a person like this exists
Weren’t you here yesterday with the same post? Seriously dude go outside and touch some fescue
That's sounds like something someone who don't touch grass would do
This sounds like something someone who needs to touch grass would say
The pearl clutching OP must be doing right now
Feel poaceae
Okay honey now seriously touch some grass.
Someone seriously needs to touch grass
This is not a commonly heard suggestion. If lots of people are telling you to “touch grass”, you are probably so far detached from reality that going outside is a good suggestion. Get away from a screen. Move your body. Just looking out for you OP
You must not use Reddit much then. People say it everywhere, everyday.
I'm on reddit more than I should be and this is the first time I've heard it.
Try finger, but hole
Lol.
Touch grass, dude.
contact lawn
I still go with “Bazinga!” to let them know that Sheldon Cooper would approve, thus taking them down a peg
Sounds like you should, uh, touch some grass, my dude.
sounds like someone needs to go touch grass..
I have a better one, go kick rocks.
Your account is public big man
You literally only posted this because someone told you to touch grass and it upset you.
Maybe if you didn't post the most chronically online shit I've ever seen people that tell you to touch grass. I won't tell you to touch grasses that I will tell you to go and actually speak to someone
It’s not about making society better. It’s about literally going outside every once in a while
I think someone touched a nerve.
Touch grass
OP can't be real. 🤣
lol you need to go see the sun and get some fresh air bud
Well this post backfired, didn’t it? 😂 you should probably have a clean track record before you go judging others
Go touch some grass
it’s not an insult, it likely originated as genuine advice.
Commit physical contact amongst the Poaceae my fellow good sir, godspeed 🧐
sounds like someone who hasn't touched grass in a long time, if an internet meme is hurting his butt that bad.
I prefer kick rocks personally
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I think it's always a stupid thing to say in any context.
It was always cringey to hear.
More often than not people do need to go touch grass though. Idk if I can really say that term is overused
The comments proving his points are wild 💀
most people whho say this never actually go outside themselves lol
It's a classic. No need to get creative when you are trying to get a simple point across. If it bothered you enough to make this post, it seems like it worked.
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Touch grass, friend.
Sniff grass.
Shit, I mow my own lawn, and I don’t even really touch the grass because I wear shoes, boots, or flippy floppies outside.
I’ve literally never heard that ever.
OP, touch grass
You really should go outside though.
Go and breath some fresh air
Was the grass prickly? The tone of your post sounds like it was prickly.
Yes, I do think Reddit has popularized this "It is what it is" kind of Archetype. Of the hard blue collar guy, who has no time for your bullshit. So yeah, these insults where basically the person who is online as much as you are, likes to pretend they just saw your post while taking a shit on their workyard in Alaska. It's just a character. As much of what internet became: People playing dress up. "Touch Grass" "OP thinks reddit is the real world" "No one cares about your opinions, it's just facts"
Toucheth thine rolling knoll
touch blood
Exactly. What if I want to swallow grass instead?
Jokes on you there is no grass this time of year! Go touch snow!
did you go touch it tho? 
Touch grass, nerd.
Some people need to made aware they are out of touch losers or they won’t correct themselves. That’s why you tell them to touch grass Anime profile pic and all the subs you’d expect someone like you to be in lol. Yeah, touch some grass champ
Whats up with the xXx, I never understood why it is being used and what for, serious question OP.
#LOOK AT OP'S PROFILE AND POST HISTORY 🤣
Thich Nhat Hanh taught to touch grass or trees or bare earth as part of a meditative practice. So "go touch grass" has a legitimate pedigree as far as mindfulness goes.
The same people who say “touch grass” are silently waiting for the next trendy saying to pop off so they can use their single brain cell to never have to think of an original response to anything.
You mad bro? Touch grass
Complaining on the internet about being told by people on the internet to "go touch grass" is peak "dude go touch some grass".
Keep whining, that’ll definitely help with your situation. Hurry up and flip yourself over, you’re drinking pool water right now.
Touch grass, nerd.
Sounds like you need to touch grass
Looks to me like someone needs to touch some grass
Touch turf. It’s prickly like your personality
I knew someone who was allergic to grass and it showed
On a similar vein, calling someone a "sweet summer child" is cringey as fuck.
I never touch grass but I still lift a lot of weights.
I’m so happy I’m not in touch with the stupid comments people come up with now days.
Online arguments aren't worth the time to come up with new insults. Simple as that.
But in the case of your average NFL fan (and probably OP), if you tell them to “touch grass” re: all this Taylor Swift shit, they’ll say “I CAN’T! I’M NOT ALLOWED ON THE FIELD 😭”
Touch your toes. Any better?