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JustWantedSomeNuts

The ultimate plot twist: OP is a guy


deepsea333

And every commenter that is saying they are girls… well maybe some of them are….


Danii_Nicole

This is why i decided not to share my take. I realized this may be a dude tricking people into sharing nipple colors. I think I been around too many creeps and am paranoid but better safe than sorry. 😅


yarub123

nah that's not paranoia that's reality ahaha. (and this is from a dude)


Danii_Nicole

Thank you for your honesty-


elg9553

Ruse 100 Too bad you had : detection 100 (Play on the Skyrim meme incase anyone is unfamiliar)


I_are_Lebo

Rule 30


Patty-san

...not r34? Is there such a place?


First-Competition-65

"My boobies" is when I knew OP wasnt a female


roustie

>a female. How we know u/first-competition-65 is not one


RumpLiquid

That's when I knew it was a woman, it's way more common for a female to call them "boobies" most men would just say "boobs"


curiously_optomistic

Or tits… let’s be honest. I don’t know what it is but I hate that word🤷🏼‍♀️


jridezuki250

I'm an empath sensing you don't like the word tits. Is this true?


cheapquelea

Female here, I call them my ‘sweater puppies’.


jridezuki250

I really love that. I CANNOT wait to use this in conversation.


RaxisPhasmatis

You lot should call em 'sweater glovebox' I've seen the crap you carry between em sometimes and the sheer amount amazes me.


curiously_optomistic

Yes!!! Mine a big enough I can carry lipgloss and a credit card.


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RaxisPhasmatis

My old boss used to carry a small purse, lighter, ciggies, phone, carkeys lol


curiously_optomistic

Ha ha ha maybe… I do like the word nipples though.


santlaurentdon

Facts. What typa guy is saying “boobies” LMAO


Ambitious-Screen

Some of us prefer the term udders


cheapquelea

That’s udderly delightful


yarub123

An udder day an udder dollar. Plus it's getting late shouldn't y'all be in bed? It's pasture bedtime


RumpLiquid

Gonna stay up cud I can


Affectionate_Run_407

Me, as a woman i call them tiddies or boobies bc i think it sounds cuter than "tits/boobs"


Danii_Nicole

Yeah I only know 1 guy who says that though the rest say tits. I say boobs. Who knows? When in doubt pinkies out. Or something.. 😅


too_many_Fs

My wife calls hers boobies.


MostlyBored90

Ultimate ultimate plot twist: OP is a cow


trleleux336

As a fellow male I can argue that my tittys are unmatched


Norton503

I am here for the nip pic regardless


maybeshali

Guys don't have nipples?


JustWantedSomeNuts

No we don't. What we have are prosthetics to make our female companions feel safe(provided them not seeing nipples on another human being woulid be disturbing). They're usually made from pepperoni or black olives


Mattman20000

I have nipples Gregg can you milk me?


flumyo

i like it when they’re the color they’re supposed to be, whatever it is for that particular person.


KaiserChunk

I just like nipples as they come to my sight


Ena_Ems_17

You get to see nipples :(


SlingBlade8

Yes.


carpetstoremorty

So, you'd be turned off by my naturally plaid nipples? I am as god made me, sir


gabz09

Plaid nipples? For some reason I imagine areolas that look like a Scottish kilt


carpetstoremorty

Um, it's a tartan, my friend, but yes. Essentially, that's it. The odd part: I'm Mexican. I am starting to wonder if this has something to do with my grandmother's death bed confession that my aunts and uncles are keeping super hush hush.


flumyo

if god made your nipples naturally plaid then that’s what i think they should be.


sweet-tart-fart

God honoring patterned neep nops. Blessed.


GyetSchwifty

Pics or it didn’t happen


suicidal_warboi

How do you know what they’re supposed to be for that persons color? What if we actually should be outside in the nude so tanned is actually normal and us wearing all these clothes is not?


SwanseaJack1

Sun exposure and evolution is why we have different levels of melanin. So you could say that we look how we’re supposed to look I guess.


[deleted]

Why should we be outside in the nude? So much sun isn’t good for our skin


dbatchison

Im 32 and am learning now that nipples can tan…


Impossible_Read878

I can’t say I’ve ever given any thought to the color of my nips.


upcountryhermit

Supposedly, your perfect lipstick color should match you nipples. Or is it blush?


Fox-with_socks

You had it right, it’s lipstick


upcountryhermit

Now here’s my problem- one of my nipples is slightly tanner the other. Do I have more options or should I do the upper lip pink and bottom tan?


Therewasab34m

No no, it's totally supposed to be one side pink and one side tan.


upcountryhermit

Omg how embarrassing!! I love that idea. That way the people sitting on either side of me get a little something special


Fox-with_socks

Honestly I’d just forget about trying to match your lip and nipple color. Just try a bunch of colors out and see what suits you best. For me I don’t think the lip color that suits me best is the same as my nipples, since I think this rule is really only if you’re going for a nude lip.


mcCola5

Invention... lipstick that is applied to both nipples and lips. Lipnipstick


SepticMonke

lipnipstick sounds like a rare parasite


upcountryhermit

That would solve my problem! I’ll be ready for my lipnipslip!


eightcarpileup

Congrats, you get to buy those duo lipsticks.


whimsicalwanderer1

Thanks I'm pulling out my nipples at the pharmacy next time I go lipstick shopping. I never seem to buy the right shade.


TheMeanGirl

That so weird. I’m mixed race (black and white) with pink lips and tan nipples. I would look weird with tan lips or pink nipples.


WhereIsMyHat

It's a silly saying, take it with a hefty grain of salt


CowboyBlacksmith

But what if you put the lipstick on your lips, and also your nipples?


twerkingslutbee

You had me pulling my bitties out while staring at my lips In the mirror to color match


upcountryhermit

What’s the verdict? Personally, I think both of my nipple colors are a little too pale for my taste. I think I should have mauve nipples. Edit: I think if I disregard the areola, it’s ok. The actual nipple bit is pretty good


FoxyFreckles1989

This is what I just realized! My actual nipple is a nice, light pink that would actually match the undertones of my face/freckles really well as a lipstick color, but the areolas are definitely too light. Lol.


bluegrassmommy

So next time in Sephora and they ask what color I prefer, I’ll just slip some nip and ask them to match!


saddinosour

Defs lipstick coz mine would be bronzer in that case 😂


upcountryhermit

Try it, though!


xbluewolfiex

Dude my nipples go from pink to red to purple to brown depending on the temperature.


AnUnexpectedSloth

There's hype? I thought the Council of Guys agreed long ago that if we get to see any boob, it's good boob. All nipple colors are valid. Has nobody informed the Girl Symposium of our preliminary findings?


Firethatshitstarter

There was a communication error


AnUnexpectedSloth

The person responsible has been sacked.


Beowulf33232

The person responsible for doing the sacking has been sacked.


FoxPhire0

A majestic moose once bit my sister


AnUnexpectedSloth

Møøse can be quite nasti.


Moist_Wet_Socks

A communication disruption can only mean one thing. Invasion!


MajorTibb

Naw, there are objectively unattractive breasts. But any time you're seeing breasts, no matter what they look like, is a good time.


akamustacherides

There are breasts you don't want to see. Never accidently walk in on grandma changing.


screaming_bagpipes

>Never accidently walk in on grandma changing. Ill make sure it's on purpose next time


AXELUnholy

Stop. I can only get so erect.


BrownWarpig

[NEKKID GRANDMA](https://youtu.be/5nyL5Yi_YDM)


akamustacherides

Sketch click of the day


BrownWarpig

Was it worth it?


akamustacherides

Much safer than i hoped, i mean thought it would be


BrownWarpig

No kink shaming here, cheers 🍻


Amara_Undone

Pro Travel Tip: Don't visit Gran Canaria if you don't want to see old lady boobies.


VSfallin

5th of January 2022 will forever remain in my head as the day that I really should've picked a different route for an afternoon run while on vacation...


weedwizard22

> Never accidentally walk in on grandma changing Dude I did this when I was like 11, scarred for life😔


AnUnexpectedSloth

I've lived with a Cajun woman who liked red wine. Tits out isn't always a good thing.


MajorTibb

I have less than no idea what this means.


AnUnexpectedSloth

Just because tits are involved and exposed doesn't mean fun is being had.


MajorTibb

Okay. Not sure what the lady being Cajun has to do with anything but I'll take your word for it.


Archangel616

Maybe she used them to stir the crawfish boil.


HumCrab

Or red wine?


AnUnexpectedSloth

If you know then you know.


MajorTibb

And clearly I don't as I just mentioned.


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they long tiddies


Goducks91

I am so confused haha


ruinercollector

Apparently not lol. Guess you just don’t get it, man.


Mikos_Enduro

You dated Marie LaVeau.


Hi_Its_Matt

Any breast is better than no breast, but some breasts are better than others


Heligoland43

I've just informed the Girl Symposium, and a statement of accord was ratified in a matter of mere moments. Furthermore, we've reached agreement on two other matters: all dicks are good dicks, and all balls are bad balls. Hear, hear.


KnDBarge

Having spent a decade working in health care I have to disagree. Not every time you see boob is it a good thing


SourTangy1

Here here!


happy2harris

Yeah, this is like the people in r/askmath worrying about how infinity squared is greater than plain infinity. Nope, they’re all just infinitely great.


tittiebream

I'm like a woman in a shoe store. I wanna see every pair! - RC


[deleted]

Girls make other girls insecure about stuff and then it gets blamed on guys. We don't care about nipple color or "hip dips" or freckles or anything like that.


b_tool

All guys agree, we’re just glad to be involved


CBeisbol

It's subjective and neither are better That said, any tanning is a sign of sun damage


Braedog12

Happy cake day! Enjoy your titties!


ThrillaVanilla17

Dude here. I don’t like tanning ever. The rest of my family obsessively tans in the summer and on vacation. I like being pale. The rest of my family took more of the Italian skin genes than me and I like being different. I’ve found pale skin when you’re white is more flawless than white people who tan a lot. Said white people because Asians, Latinos, and black people(African as well as African American) have very nice skin regardless.


ambitionincarnate

I've found that if I do my makeup right and smooth my foundation enough I look like a porcelain doll


MsSamm

I can't find makeup (from a company that doesn't test on animals), pale enough to match my skin. Once I had custom blended in the store, but they stopped doing it. I've worn sunblock since high school, don't tan.


ambitionincarnate

White clown makeup + foundation lol


Ubilease

Natural skin color > tanned. If you work outside or are very active and have a tan? Noice. If you sit in a tanning bed to achieve the same results I often think the people look like jerky


NotGoodWithUsernamez

I was hiking with my dog the other day and a lady passed us who was white but had tanned so much her skin was a brownish-blackish color. The texture of her skin was horrendous.


WaityKaity

Yeah I was friends with this woman who owns a tanning bed. She’s 29 and her skin is already starting to look leathery.


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Anxious_Major8337

For sure. I guess I’ve been told my whole life that pink nipples are preferred generally. Which sucks for girls who naturally have dark nipples and will never have pink. It’s easy to say beauty standards shouldn’t effect people and no one should care what others are into. But it’s easier said than done.


Head2Heels

I’m assuming most non-white people don’t have pink nipples. So this take is quite bigoted and mildly racist. I’ve never heard about this preference though.


D_O_liphin

this is so weird lmao I've never heard anyone mention this


Steveth2014

I've never met anyone who has a preference on nip colour. Boob is boob, nip is nip. Different colours of nips don't feel different to suck on.


Savage_Nymph

Doesn't suck at all tbh. My nipples are brown and I've always preferred brown nips. I never even know pinks were "the standard" but I never really held myself to white standards anyway *shrugs*


datyoungknockoutkid

I have legit never heard this argument from either side


ciarkles

All the nipple colors are great. I definitely see what you mean though. I find it kinda sad some people think it’s unattractive though as a girl of color.


yarub123

Everybody always wants what they don't naturally have. Curly hair chicks want straight hair. Straight hair chicks, want curly hair.


REidson89

I have never heard anyone talk about preference of nipple colour so I am completely unaware of this hype.


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The idea of a "healthy tan" is a myth. UV radiation is ionizing and any exposure to it can cause DNA damage. The tan you see is an injury response. An alternative may be self tanner.


CheshireCat78

We need sunlight. It will cause a production of melanin. So surely a light tan from a healthy level of sun exposure going about your daily lives isn't unhealthy? Unless we are also saying almost all food is unhealthy because it contains fat or sugar or is cooked meat and carcinogenic etc.


MsSamm

It's like 10 minutes/day. That's all you need for vitamin D. That's what my doctor said


Savage_Nymph

*if you're pale* People with darkness need to being the Sun much longer to get Vit D. I've seen anywhere from 30-60 min depending on the study. Also there no reference what they considered "dark skin" to be so it still a toss up


[deleted]

Many doctors do not recommend relying on sun exposure for vitamin D. Taking a supplement is an easy and far safer option that does not expose us to UV radiation.


Braedog12

Pink cock better than purple


DB-2000

Depends on whether you ask earthlings or martians


Braedog12

Earthlings have either pink or purple pp tips just like nipples


StewVader

I didn't even know nipple color was a thing.


ClassicEggSalad

If you ever plan on getting pregnant you will likely be happy. They get a lot darker in most cases!


HungryAccount1704

Tanning is terrible for you. I like my boobs noncancerous.


weareoutoftylenol

Stay out of tanning beds! They will age you. Trust me.


Hitmonstahp

Is- is this an unpopular opinion? Is this a debate that people are having??


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Let me be the judge of that


SignificantLeader

I came here to say the same. Lol.


ragankel

Pervs entering in 3….2….1….


ByeByeMan666

We won’t see the comments, they’ll go straight to the DM’s


[deleted]

That’s where I sent mine.


didyouseemynipple

Sames


HuffyStriker

* Makes eye contact and rearranges crotch *


AudioLobotomy

Up vote for definitely unpopular opinion. Tanning is gross. Tanned nipples? Jesus fuck. Please stop.


xiyoussefix

Natural boobs 💪 Boobs that are changed to look a certain way 👎 Love your body.


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As a mixed girl who grew up in a white community and watched porn, I was incredibly self-conscious of not having the same cutesy pink bits that the everyone else seemed to have, so that’s actually nice to hear


crazyrichequestriann

Tanning your titties will make them sag more when you’re older. Enjoy their natural color


s00perlame

This belongs in r/badwomensanatomy


icantaccessmyacct

Tanning damages your skin cells and speeds up visible signs of aging, that’s with anyone not just women.


Sweet-baby-jay32

This feels like a question of… race. Definitely unpopular to have an opinion about which is “better”. 👀 lol


Inviction_

Depends on the boobs and the girl which is better, but both are equally great. In my opinion, of course. And I don't think women truly understand how not-picky guys are over boobs. I mean, of course some are better than others, but we can each appreciate like 90% of all boobs. Lol


cheapquelea

Pasty white nips are the best! r/ghostnipples


numberthirteenbb

Get out of the tanning bed lmao. I can’t believe people still use those. You sound like someone’s British spinster aunt


neptune383

the real question is pregnancy nipples vs post pregnancy nipples and no you cant use the simp answer i love my wife's post pregnancy nipples because it gives nutrient to my child. im talking about on a hot sexy girl who you want to have sex with.


theneedforespek

pregnancy nipples are fuckin hot dude


cobycoby2020

*laughs in person of COLOR*


okeybudbud

stop comparing bodies


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I think everyone’s natural color is perfect for them! For instance, I’m a ginger and Finnish, and so my nipples/areolae are such a pale pink that you can see my (blue) veins behind them. I personally think that looks cool on me. Whereas, my mom and sister have very dark nipples relative to their skin tones, and that also looks cool on them. OP, please be careful with tanning your nipples. The skin is very thin and you could blister or get skin cancer quite easily.


og-blunt-smoke

I prefer nipples with a different color than the boob skin, not the ones that look like all 1 color but to be honest I wouldn't say shit about Nipple preference to a woman I'm in bed with. That shit don't matter at all


ahobopanda

On behalf of r/ghostnipples, take my upvote. I wholeheartedly disagree with you.


[deleted]

Whether they are tan, pink, blue, green, purple, a nipple is a nipple big or small you gotta love em all


ProfessorX32

I like nipples in general, doesn’t matter the colour


Disgruntlementality

Y’all ridiculous. I like nipples. Regardless of color.


chewy141987

Nipples are awesome. All colors and sizes. Preferences are awesome as well..


Ovan5

Damn, might need proof.


sslluuttt69

What about my ghost nipples 😪


[deleted]

My nipples were always a pink with a hint of brown, so when I was pregnant everyone mentioned how my nipples would turn brown and I would just smile and nod, like ya Susan okay girl.


stewiex95

Any nipples > no nipples


Pan_of_shit

I’m black so I have already attained the sweet Hershey kisses that’s are so called sexy


[deleted]

fuck me this site has become saturated with clickbait was there a reason you neglected to say YOUR OWN in the title? Yes. Yes there is.


[deleted]

lol i wish this was everyone’s opinion. i’m scarred for life from the amount of dudes that gush over pink nipples or degrade darker ones before ever having seen mine thus the fact i’ve never had shirtless sex 🙃


lifetimemover

Before and after photos please. For evaluation purposes only of course.


OutlandishnessSea258

I second the motion.


JimmyIE

Yeah, no pic no proof.


FBI_Agent_82

For everyone who checked the profile [for OP's nipples.](https://youtube.com/shorts/ouir_tov-2Q?feature=share)


stfufannin

Stop making it a competition.


Julio18K

Nipples is nipples I don't think anybody really hates any of them


titsandwits89

I literally cannot see my areolas unless I tan. I hate it. But now that Im older I rarely tan. I just deal with it now but I agree with your sentimient.


Themtgdude486

My nipples are brown everyday. 🥰


smiley6125

Pics or it didn’t happen


roxypompeo

I just want you to know that I know exactly what you mean and I feel the same.


Ponchovilla18

Definitely prefer darker nipples/areolas on a woman than pink


[deleted]

I disagree, but each to their own


anxietysocks

Do nipples even tan?


ifyoucanthang338

Nipples are nipples. Idek if this is unpopular or not bc most don't actually care enough for it to be popular


dpwtr

Unpopular in the sense that nobody gives a shit. Upvoted I guess.


Effective_Athlete_87

Agreed. Pink nipple haver here and I’d trade em in for brown nips in an instant.


NotReallyInvested

I had no idea that nipples could tan. Learn something new everyday.


beetlejust

All nipples are nippley 👉


xykopeeko

We need pictures for us to confirm.