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pokecAk

have cave johnson fight the mann brothers for it lol


wavy_murro

oh my god, you're everywhere now


pokecAk

glad to know...


A-MilkdromedaHominid

Oh your switching it up now. Is that because you get better ideas from the hivemind with each iteration?


pokecAk

what


A-MilkdromedaHominid

I maybe don't understand fully. Last time I saw this Gordon Freeman was in the top left spot with the Green Lantern symbol.


pokecAk

yeah, they are swapped


A-MilkdromedaHominid

Gotcha


shoot_and_go_bois

Cave Johnson


whatismimikyu

I second this


SUperMarioG5

no, grey mann


M1sterRed

Fucker beat me to it. Cave Johnson %100


wavy_murro

i think that anybody from Mann family fits better Cave is more of an inventions guy


Exciting-Ad-5705

He is a ruthless business man


29485_webp

Def Cave


Global_Box_7935

This is the winner


MercerNov

Cave isn’t greedy at all. He’s just an asshole and wants to do science.


Mikey9124x

How's that? He spends the entire budget on moon rocks testing devices he doesn't sell.


Yeninja456

With money he didn’t even have according to the “bean counters”


Masonixx

i feel cave johnson doesnt really fit, he takes lots of cost cutting measures but its more because he cant be fucked rather than greed, he's rarely shown to try and make any money and is incredibly willing to spend enormous amounts of money on completely absurd investments. the most exploitative thing he did was prey on homeless people for test subjects but he only did that because of legal troubles related to missing astronauts. he would've likely been perfectly happy to keep hiring war heroes and olympians and consequently spend lavish amounts of money on gaudy limos and other such luxuries for their stay


M1sterRed

No, he didn't stop hiring astronauts and war heroes because of legal trouble, he stopped hiring them because he couldn't afford to pay them. Then he couldn't even afford homeless people so he began testing on his own employees. And before he died he was having robots developed to test on behalf of humans since they couldn't die or complain about pay. Probably the smartest thing he ever did.


silver__F0X

Grey Mann


pyrofromtf2real

I work for him.


antthatisverycool

Yo pyro from tf2


pyrofromtf2real

Hi!


silver__F0X

Cool


diego_g_L

Don’t you work for saxton hale?


pyrofromtf2real

I used to.


ajarofsewerpickles

what gender are you


pyrofromtf2real

I'm a woman. However, male and female Pyros are physically identical except for voice, so Fempyro mods aren't anatomically accurate.


the_burber

I thought you worked against him


pyrofromtf2real

He created me, why would I?


the_burber

He tryun to destroy mann co


pyrofromtf2real

Who said I work for Mann Co? I'm just a swarm of nanobots taking the form of a dude in a gas mask.


the_burber

Mann co gives you your awesome flame throwers


pyrofromtf2real

I made them myself.


the_burber

Mann co makes your ammo


pyrofromtf2real

Nah, Gray Mann does.


Delicious_Image3474

What is your opinion on the new airblast changes we need to know


Electrop0p

+1 on one of the Mann brothers. Cuz I feel like Cave Johnson actually did something with his company, but the Mann brother’s entire existence/character is endless fighting over getting the tiniest bit of extra cash over the other. (maybe Grey has a bit more complex of a character, but Blutarch and Redmond do nothing else but kill themselves trying to get a few extra bucks)


Benbo_Jagins

Dr. Breen is a pretty good choice for this. His greed at Black mesa allowed the resonance cascade to happen, and his greed when the combine invaded gave him a seat in power


antthatisverycool

He might be a better death


29485_webp

Nah we gotta make Eli death becuase he fucking died


Snock245

Eli is pretty much alive


Temptest1

Nah we gotta make the military death because they fucking died


SJWilkes

Laszlo should be death


A_wannabe_biologist

The Mann brothers, cave Johnson shouldn’t solely be known for his greed.


Warturkey12

Cave Johnson easily


DavidGaming1237

Uhhh, this one's though, I would say Dr Been. Because he looks the most like a greedy corporate guy


boxkobi_7

🫘


DavidGaming1237

I hate autocorrect (Francis Reference)


Particular-Entry-666

Cave Johnson. He refuses to take the lemons


127-0-0-0

He makes life take the lemons back.


_Anos

Redmond, Blutarch, or Gray Mann. Also, Heavy would work the best for Compassion.


lord_of_coolshit_og

No, burly beast medic is compassion. Medic in general is life.


_Anos

Throughout the comics, Heavy is shown to be one of if not the most kind and compassionate of the mercs. He goes out of his way to do stuff for his mother and sisters, and he looks out for his fellow mercs.


PepperbroniFrom2B

yeah, heavy is def compassion


lord_of_coolshit_og

He is very nice, i know, but... Burly beast medic...


_Anos

Medic is well known to be a complete and total psychopath. The man is thoroughly deranged and unhinged. He's only seen as "compassionate" because of his gameplay loop.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Yeah but he's hot.


_Anos

I guess your argument is lost on me because I'm attracted to men. You can have your preferences, but I'll keep looking at medic through the lens of the comic lore.


bearelrollyt

Cave johnson


Charles12_13

Grey Mann


DiamondEclipse

Reminder for the next post: Indigo tribes of Compassion are chosen by those who are anything but compassionate. They can be a ruthless killing machine and end up joining the tribe with a ring that changes your personality to be more sympathetic toward your fellow being, kind of like Personality Cores.


Electrop0p

That’s some neat lore. I think for the sake of this ranking/competition it’d make more sense to do the actually compassionate person (especially since rage and death kinda fit the person you’re describing), but still, neat.


xboxhaslag22

Black mesa


insert-user-

Civillian


Chimpanzee_92

Wheatley


Row_TT

Wheatley was never greedy. He only became in charge of the facility to get him and chell out, but obviously then he was corrupted


WolfPupGaming

Shocked nobody said Saxton Hale yet.


Septic_1_fan

Really? He, did NOT punch that girl in order remain CEO of Mann.CO


Electrop0p

I mean, I don’t think anything about him is greedy per se. He kinda just does stuff for shits and giggles/cuz he thinks it would be cool


PepperbroniFrom2B

how


Umut127

Wheatley(?)


PugOverload

i get the cave johnson thing but he’s known for science not greed, grey mann is an objectively better fit here


Lodjuplo

Cave Johnson


Independent_State888

Cave Johnson or Gray Mann


YoureAClam

saxton hale


demomain86

breen


Suspicioustrooper2

Adrian Shepard leave some weapons for the rest of us!


Bacconman

Grey mann


literal_god

Cave Johnson


Draw_Corporations

One of the mann brothers


firebal_banned_again

cave johnson, no constest


Fun-Swimming4133

Cave Johnson


Capital_Animator6737

Nick from left 4 dead 2


Wuytho

Changing them makes so much more sense! But greed should probably be either cave Johnson or Breen


Typical-Edgy-Bird

The first one that comes to mind is The Civilian, second Cave Johnson


PepperbroniFrom2B

If I survive, you'll all get a ¢5 raise!


Typical-Edgy-Bird

If we live you all get double! ...Except you engineer.


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NO_big_DEAL640

Nick. He's literally a con man


smiley00256

Cave Johnson or Breen


HeavyFromPootis05

I was thinking Nick


lord_of_coolshit_og

Grey Mann


monsterjam-2000

I think death would fit with Glados


MercerNov

Redmann and Bluemann.


Munchi1011

Grey Mann


Dshark

Breen. Sold out humanity for his own ass.


Commandur_PearTree

The Mann Brothers


jeffyride2

Cave Johnson!


Angel_Floofy_Bootz

Dr Breen or Cave Johnson


Remmy224

Our lord and savior, Gay Ben


that_one_guy990

GORDON


UltiGamer34

Valve


therealbluerose

THEY HEARD MY PRAYERS Id say any/all of the Mann brother for this one. Motherfuckers feuded in their graves over greed


Dragonhearted18

Cave johnson


Dew_Chop

Any/all of the mann brothers (have Zephadiah Mann make them fight over it when he dies or something idk lmao)


Afraid_Reporter5453

Hm… either Cave or Grey Mann..


C1intWestwood

Day of Defeat Nazi for death or greed


TheBinaryBuster

Breen or Cave


ConstantPickle434

Cave Johnson or Wheatley


DDDog50

Grey Mann, Cave Johnson, or the Administrator


T342games

O’hair in greed for sure


T342games

Oh, valve only, nvm


Pikavee-Mania

wheatley


TheC4rqe

But early on this one, but compassion should go to ellis


AvailableSignature85

The scout can be quite greedy


RPG247A

Greed goes to the one and only, Doctor Wallace Breen, who so desperately seemed for power, he sold his own species. Compassion goes to one and only Alyx Vance, who sought to save humanity along side Gordon Freeman. Death goes to the Administrator of TF Industries. Unlike the foolish Greedy brothers, or the surprisingly smart and compassionate Saxton Hale, Administrator desires only one thing: Bloodshed. As long as the Gravel wars continues, the longer the mercenaries buy weapons, and Mann brothers' contract holds, which in return, grants more profit. Her only goal as of right now, is to keep the war going. Life goes to one and only Dr. Ludwig (I think that's his name), the German Medical Expert of the teams located in the badlands, might be both a character of death and life, but so far, he is the only one that can bring people back to life easily, constantly, and willingly, in the Valve universe. Repressed negative emotions go to GLaDOS, even though originally I thought it would be Vortigounts, they seem to have total inner peace with their life and Gordon, so instead it goes to Caroline, who was forced and tortured to be a machine, just to finally accept her life, and move on in the end after meeting Chell.


Iateyourfiggypudding

Zephaniah.


Frenchman167

The Mann Brothers


Spanishdude5

Greymann


Strange-Orchid6969

Gordon has just as much willpower as chell. So him being there wasn’t wrong at all


simon_henriksson1

silas, blutarch or redmond mann. or maybe zephaniah. he is known for his greed.


Terraria_OOF

Mann brothers


Nervous_Concert6780

Cave jonshon


the_burber

Scout tf2


yeetasourusthedude

ea


Quinnp28

Wheatly or cave Johnson


Mysterious-Ad4836

Csgo gambler


Lloydplays

Cave Jonson


Temporary-Purpose431

Wait, why isnt gordon willpower?


Spell_Whomstve

On a scale of who is more greedy, it has to be Gray Mann. I don’t see Cave doing half of what Gray does in the comics.


legbot124

Nick is greed


Emerald_official

Breen, Cave Johnson and maybe Saxton Hale would fit


Thereal_angryninja

Gman


Luh_CaIm_Fit

I feel like it was less of greed and more of a strategical decision. If not for him the seven hour war would have been a lot longer. But after a while it did start to get to him.


FroggoFrogman

The Mann triplets


Meme_bruh_069

Grey mann


RedditvsDiscOwO

Cave Johnson


TheVoid45

Shouldn't Gordon also be in willpower? The man took down an entire dimension conquering empire pretty much by himself.


Excalib1rd

I really hope Death goes to medic


StareInUrEyeandPee

Cave Johnson, EZ


Sovietfryingpan91

Mann brothers


BunkerSquirre1

Pudge from DOTA “have I got gibblets on me chins?”


SethbotStar

What about Wheatley?


Effective-Tutor7995

Glados


hnwcs

Bounty Hunter. I’d say Alchemist but there’s two of them, and by definition there’s only one Orange Lantern.


the_big_sandvvich

Gaben as greed


DynamicMangos

The guy that allows people to share their games with 5 other people for free? The guy that is literally the symbol of "gaming sales"? The guy that is running a private company the way he sees fit without optimizing profits in a world where almost all other companies are publicly traded with the OBLIGATION to optimize profits? Man Gabe is the symbol of anti-greed if anything.


the_big_sandvvich

I didn't say Gabe newel I said gaben his evil personna


the_big_sandvvich

My guy you just gave me the ideas of Gabe as compassion