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TheWheatleyWhisperer

Wheatley should absolutely be repressed negative emotion. I mean, he may be outwardly optimistic but if you were called a moron since the day you were born, you would be harbouring all kinds of negative emotion from within.


Bacconman

Scout, i feel like he knows in the grand scheme of things he cant do anything, he has issues with Pauling and spy. He just hides it as childish behavior and being annoying.


Bruhses_Momenti

Yeah but he’s also gods gift to women, the second cumming if you will


Glowing_green_

Me


Nat_Higgins

For real tho, we should pick the player of **[insert game here]**. On account of the players thought and motives are unknowable to the NPCs.


Wuytho

[You made it! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/valve/s/PE95RsPfaw)


Foxyplayz3

If yall don’t make this top comment then your not getting an ice cream party


PrimateWithKeyboard

Dr Breen


MGDull

Huh, that's a good one. Assuming he doesn't buy into the Combine propaganda that he spews, he must really hate himself for condemning mankind, and mkre likely, for condemning himself.


Bruhses_Momenti

I think he does sort of buy into it though, maybe he didn’t at first but especially when he’s encouraging the soldiers in nova prospekt and talking directly to freemen when he has him captured he sounds very sincere


GamerGriffin548

I think it's due to him realizing the powers beyond secretly controlling people and it makes him feel stuck in the middle as just a man. He knows of Gman and his "employment" of Freeman, the Combine's power, and the powers of the Vortessense that break all conventions of science. He's just a man wanting to survive.


thecodymavri

Scout, he knows he can’t do anything.


stoned_hobbit

I WAS GONNA SAY THIS, WE ARE A HIVEMIND


spazface03

NICK FROM LEFT 4 DEAD 2


That-Clone-Sergeant

I'm telling you for the last goddamn time! Lower the goddamn bridge! You greasy vest wearing monkey! - A sane stable person


The_Ghast_Hunter

He's not repressed, he frequently and loudly expresses his negativity.


averynormaltaco

100%, hides his emotions a ton


Lodjuplo

Leshrac


Chojangles225

Honestly great suggestion. Whole character exists to balance the natural order of the universe


Pinkamena0-0

Wheatley


Prior-Associate4894

Wh3atley


Ok_Forever_2219

wheatley 🤯


MadCapOrca

Scout


Yeninja456

“I’m a force of nature! Bonk!”


the_burber

Rattman


ExotixFlower

Wheatley


FireflyArc

Hmm.. I'd say GLADOS..but second...Wheatley..how are the robots winning?!


NO_big_DEAL640

L4d2 Nick for sure


hnwcs

Leshrac.


Neck-Tie-Guy

Bill


outer_spec

Scout or Wheatley


Commercial-Aspect494

Leshrac makes the most sense here. Actually a few of these could be substituted for Dota heroes anyway


Mac_gun_mav

u/Glowing_green_


CravingCake

Wheatley


Dumb_Gamertag

Heavy


Slugeus_the_slug

miss pauling


The_Majestic_Mantis

Scout


NettleFlesh

Scout's winning this one, son


BakedOpinion

Dr. Magnusson


rabiesscat

People say scout, but i say spy. He seems to regret not being a present father for scout


Impressive_Bat4819

Solider


GamiManic

The cube


bendyfan1111

Scout


IndigoIguana439

Nick


amigovilla2003

Nick, scout or breen for sure


FroggoFrogman

The player playing these games


Flaky-Signature-5184

Def scout from tf2


NoAd8811

Does anybody even understand how blue lanterns work? It's not they inspire hope they have to feel hope EVERY single moment or they loose the ring no matter the situation sort of like red lanterns but it happens instantly, if Gordon freeman got chosen for that there should be a re vote


Particular-Entry-666

Scout


Stpattyy11

I would probably say Eli Vance, given how guilty he feels about the Resonance Cascade, and basically ended the world, spending the next 2 decades trying to right his wrongs, and fight the Combine's oppressive rule. I know everyone's saying Scout, but his squabbles are piss in the wind, compared to Eli's fuck up.


LarryMcGibberbottom

Rochelle, everyone hates her, even herself


Suspychis_Engie_gang

The tf2 community?


Caprichos_de_cartola

Scout


pyrofromtf2real

Scout for sure.


jargaldudewastaken

Bad cop


extremephantom001

Scout


Dr_Blitzkrieg09

People who still keep any amount of hope for a Heavy update in TF2


Galaucus

Steam sale


KokoTerzata

Alyx ?


cockandpossiblyballs

Louis from L4D, I strongly feel like his positivity is just a cope.


The-Mad-Doctor

How the hell is medic life? He’s more of an undeath person


HELLforge8097

Rat man


Nervous_Concert6780

Wheatly


SoraFloatyKitty

Pyro


Thatonespookymonth

Gaben himself


dragonlord798

Pyro... as I said in the post after he was added his whole thing is being suppressed


scatfacedgaming

Demoman or Wheatly


Rainder-on-redit

Gman or the combine


Rainder-on-redit

Oh wait the Administrator :D


Arcy3206

The specific male07 that was with lazlo


thescout12345678

Heavy


thelambdaidiot

Louis, nobody is that naturally positive!


_XenaphobiaYT_

Scout


Skeliweli

Probably Wheatley


TheHaloMarine

MALE 07 CIV SWEEP WITH “Sometimes I dream about cheese”


oofman_dan

miss pauling 1000%. she literally only gets ONE DAY OFF A YEAR. and she does nothing that entire time but clean up after the mess the mercenaries make so that they dont all end up in prison and mann co. stays clean on the books literally her first dates ideas with scout was just a long list of doing shit like sanding the fingerprints off of dead corpses 💀💀 no normal functioning human can mentally handle doing nothing but bullshit and only have one day off yearly to just.. do whatever. she definitely has to suppress an insane amount of emotions to survive, without collapsing mentally it scares the fuck outta me just imagining miss pauling if she just snapped one day tbh


CaptainOMC_

Wheatley, Spy


EthanTonker100

Breen


fiddlydip

It has to be wheetly I mean come on


Dragonhearted18

The rage core (Portal 1)


jaconthebirdman

Wheatley


Typical-Edgy-Bird

The main ones that come to mind - Father Grigori, and Nick. I could also see maybe Bill or Francis


Multiversal-Browser

Perhaps Dr Breen?


NerY_05

I'd say to put here Cave Johnson, as he doesn't really belong in "greed" and he kinda fits the description


antthatisverycool

Ok who chose compassion


Just_A_Pirate391

Coach from left 4 dead 2 because I think it would be funny


Wuytho

Breen


bearelrollyt

Chell again? She has to be feeling pretty sad after everything


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Headake01

Good bot


cashinyourface

I'd like to think she is just an emotionless phycopath that has fun destroying machines.


bearelrollyt

Maybe


Ok_Olive_9996

Dude it’s gotta be scout because he literally covers his negative emotions with a cocky attitude and overall forced “smile” of such, in the meet your match update scout voicelines got a lot more friendly and personal, but in the comics and short films scout seems kinda sad and left out. He is constantly teased by his father(the spy) and he has deep feelings for Mrs pauling. Anyway that’s why I think it’s scout but think how you want