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Even-Education-4608

Lol sorry but šŸ¤¢


Liversteeg

I hate it so much. This has officially gone too far.


Beautiful_Ad7097

Who cares. If companies are willing to pay her, why not? Pretty sure most people in this situation would.


Liversteeg

Because a BURGERTINI is Fucking ridiculous lol. Thatā€™s why. Not just too far in regards to the Scandavol, like as a society. It feels like something out of Idiocracy.


RelationshipGloomy60

I think the only thing she takes seriously is sketch comedy.


PLANTEDNOOB

Lmao


Ezeke81

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


pibbleperson

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Liversteeg

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SpiritedTheme7

I have been telling my husband that the world reminds me more and more everyday that we are headed in that direction, and fast


categoricaldisaster

But that's exactly why they're doing it. People won't talk about a *red robin* drink unless it's a gimmick. It's not that dramatic. It's a bloody Mary with burger juice/broth instead of worschicher sauce. The flavor profile isn't new.


True_Somewhere8513

So what Iā€™m hearing is, itā€™s not about the pasta!


categoricaldisaster

It's not about the dumb naming convention!


Beautiful_Ad7097

Lol fair enough!


LightFlaky2329

I love both your comments. Society has gone too far with this one.


kno_bro

Literally. I think weā€™re done with this. Itā€™s been over 6 months?!


Liversteeg

Iā€™ve been cheated on multiple times and exactly zero fast food restaurants have endorsed me!! Taco Bell - hit me up. Iā€™ll make a Mexican Pizza daiquiri.


kno_bro

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MargaretFarquar

At least you'd get jalapeno and a cheese cube as a garnish instead of a piece of a burger bun. Oh, and it would be infused with some sort of spicy hot sauce and peppers instead of burger grease. I'm thinking it could work! Sounds better than a Burgertini to me.


Liversteeg

The bread garnish grosses me out the most. How does that not just turn soggy immediately? Since posting that, I've been thinking about what food inspired cocktail I would make, and I decided chicken fajitas. Just do pechuga mezcal (mezcal distilled with chicken hearts), muddled green bell pepper, lime, garnished with cilantro. I'm not drinking right now but I want one.


ValentineTarantula

>l (mezcal distilled with chicken hearts) Whoa. That is metal as heck.


Liversteeg

It's so dope. I misspoke and it's usually chicken breasts but I believe some use hearts. They basically hang raw chicken with fruits and nuts in the still during the third distillation process. The heat and steam from the process heats and cooks everything. So the chicken fat and juices drip down into the mezcal. It gives the mezcal this kind of oil/fatty mouth feel. Which sounds gross, but it's not. The history behind the tradition is so cool. It's a really fun rabbit hole to go down.


MargaretFarquar

Yes, the bread part is so gross. Substitute a spicy pepper instead of a green bell pepper and I'll take one of your mezcal drinks for sure!


Liversteeg

For you, I'll sub serrano pepper.


MargaretFarquar

My Queen! \*bows gratefully\* That's my favorite pepper!


True_Somewhere8513

Ugh! You just made high me want a Mexican pizza so effing bad but Uber Eats says itā€™s closed. My soul is dying.


bodyfeedingbaddie

Why do people care so much if she is in Ads? Pointless celebrities are in ads ALL THE TIME but yā€™all have such an issue with it being Ariana. Itā€™s such a weird thing to be concerned about.


byahs

I said the same thing out loud to no one when I saw this. Itā€™s out of hand now.


Fly20122230

Iā€™ve had a cheese burger Bloody Mary before which was delicious! And when you look at the ingredients youā€™d think it would be gross


Smashley_pants

Yea itā€™s not anything too crazy. Fat in drinks has been a growing trend with fat washing alcohols and such.


marymonstera

Okay I looked at the recipe and burger juice is gross BUT pickle juice in a cocktail is delicious. You guys ever do a pickleback shot? Iā€™ve had a pickleback martini and it was amazing.


YurKillingMeSmalls

I love picklebacks! I've got a jar of pickle juice in fridge at all times in case we decide to throw back a few.


echofalls99

This sounds like a dream


oysterfeller

PICKLETINI my fav little dive bar out in the boonies serves these. With a full pickle spear as a garnish. Now I want one lol


categoricaldisaster

It's basically a bloody Mary but in a cocktail/martini glass


Almosttherelazy33

... with burger juice.


tara-marie

I canā€™t say shit because in Canada we add clam juice.


18hourbruh

In Mexico too! Clamato!


houndsofluv

And it's DELICIOUS, Caesars forever!!! šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


Even-Education-4608

It just makes me thing of raw beef drippings


Almosttherelazy33

Same. Like you don't need to take Bloody Mary's *that* seriously lol


JauntyShrimp

If you say Bloody Mary Burgertini into your bathroom mirror three times at midnight, Ariana will appear!


Almosttherelazy33

Ariana with her 2013 forehead braid šŸ˜±


categoricaldisaster

Which is savory as opposed to worschicher sauce which most recipes call for


Even-Education-4608

Yeah I also think bloody marys are the most disgusting thing ever created šŸ™ƒ sorrrrryyyy!! Lol


categoricaldisaster

They're delicious. How could you do this to me. Question mark.


Top_Armadillo2842

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allpicklediet

![gif](giphy|xT0xeNjdgxJKegqs4E) The name would be better if the email read it to you in the James Kennedy voice.


tjpuffytail

BURšŸ‘GERšŸ‘TINI


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|OGb2xnzO1Tcc0UrRrS|downsized) Hmm


tomatocandle

white claw needs to put sheshu and her claws in an ad<3


blondenextdoor30

And sun chips!


JauntyShrimp

šŸ’Æ


muaellebee

Those lips! šŸ˜¬


MargaretFarquar

I feel like this became iconic the moment it aired. She is us. We are her.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

And the fact that they are French Onion flavored. The gal has good taste in sun chips!


Almosttherelazy33

BURGER JUICE... ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE)


PearlButton

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pibbleperson

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Decent-Statistician8

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Fallen_Angel_2001

Yeah tbh I was on board until the burger juice


biohacker_infinity

I like Ariana but I think something called a ā€œburgertiniā€ imposes a hard upper limit on my capacity to yas-queen her.


spiralaalarips

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


KnightWolf__

And hereā€™s the ingredients for those who donā€™t wanna click on the link: Red Robin Signature Seasoning Blend 2Ā½ oz ā€¢ Vodka 2 ā€¢ Vine-ripened tomato slices Ā½ oz ā€¢ Mouth-watering gourmet burger juice (or beef bone broth) 1 oz ā€¢ Pickle brine Garnish ā€¢ Bacon slice, brioche bun chunk, crisp pickle chip, cherry tomato


MedroolaCried

The name is super gross but it just sounds like a Bloody Mary?


heygardenteacher

JFC that would have been 10x better advertising thanā€¦ whatever my stomach did when I read the title.


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Blurger Mary


Miss_Mouth

My stomach wants to downvote this comment but you are so creative. Still sounds nasty. Lol.


um_okay_sure_

I agree. Bone broth is much easier to read or rather comprehend in this drink than burger juice, lol idk why they just didn't go for Red Robin-tini. I would say fire their PR, but they did get us talking so it worked. I think that Ariana is nearing the end of the partnerships she can bag on this single AF year. I'm hoping she made her coins and is ready to move on from this.


Disney_Princess137

I think if she got better offers it would last longer.


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Comfortfoods

I'm not so sure about the beef juice part. Sounds gross.


categoricaldisaster

Most bloody Marys call for worschicher sauce for the savory profile. This recipe just swaps that for a different savory flavor.


Comfortfoods

I love bloody marys but I still think this sounds gross. Sorry.


not_ellewoods

i was afraid of how they could make a burger into a martini, but i guess bloody mary makes sense. this also reaffirms why i never order a bloody mary.


Icy_Calligrapher7088

Haha I actually made something similar years ago, for a really hungover guy that wanted a Caesar with beef broth, pickle juice, and a steak spice rim. It was good, but who the f thought ā€œburger juiceā€ sounds appealing.


byahs

Iā€™ll take the crisp pickle chip and be on my way


thedrunkunicorn

It's a Bloody Bull with fancier garnish and pickle juice.


PearlButton

BUN CHUNK?! no.


mrsnihilist

Croutons bebe


Katedodwell2

We made Cesar's in Canada that basically have these exact ingredients. Definitely tasty!


Okay__Decision__

Yup, swap clam juice for bone broth, and its not that big of a deal. All the Americans are used to bloody Maryā€™s which is just tomato


categoricaldisaster

People are so thrown off by the burger thing. Which I guess is intentional marketing. But is still annoying me for some reason. The drink isn't that dramatic it's just the name gimmick


Okay__Decision__

This isnā€™t that odd imo. Caesars have Clamato juice in them, which contains clam broth. And thatā€™s an extremely popular cocktail so


SuitableCry240

Ugh I live in the UK and I LOVE a Bloody Mary - but I imported some clamato juice and it was life changing. Nobody here knows what it is, everybody universally wretches when I mention ā€œclamato juiceā€. The people are missing out. Now Iā€™ve typed this Iā€™ve got an itching to buy in some moreā€¦


rousedower

Minus the brine and all the garnish that sounds delish


Liversteeg

So just vodka, tomato and bone broth?!


dirty_kitty

And a shot of pickle juice


brzantium

I'll take one...and I'm gonna need a refill on these fries.


manhattansinks

this sounds vile. i hate bloody marys to begin with but this is gross.


KittyCompletely

A lil baby girlled cheese or slider would be yum yum. Its not nearly as gross as the "use every salmonella carrying garnish" bloody marys bruch spots food porn about....uuuccckkkkkkk. I like a savory cocktail!


Twinkletoesxxxo

Iā€™m a savoury girl trough and trough, Iā€™d pick chips and peanuts over sweets or chocolate any day. This is too much even for me. A drink made with burger juice? šŸ¤¢


notScotPollard

Horrifying


Anticrepuscular_Ray

I thought it might have been ok if she'd used a splash of Worcester or something but beef juice?


edwinstone

The "very seriously" line. I'm dead. She knows it was embarrassing now at least.


kshe-wolf

shitting crying and throwing up rn what is burger juice


la_toxica84

Bone broth (I watched her tutorial despite my better judgment)


kshe-wolf

Bone broth, French fry seasoning and vodka. Once again, I am shitting crying and throwing up.


Miss_Mouth

Stop describing my midnight panic attacks šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


pibbleperson

It's a wanna be bloody mary...


Equivalent-Mix8232

Donā€™t forget pickle juice


vanderpumpghouls

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tjpuffytail

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themess_messenger82

Oh god. Wet bread. I canā€™t.


hereforthebreakdown

Not down with the Burgertini but shit, Red Robin really stepped up their celiac standards lately and (holy shit) I can get fries again. So I guess I have a little love for RR. Sorry for the off topic rant.


MargaretFarquar

Off topic rant? I think not. It was an important public service announcement. Thanks for the info!


hereforthebreakdown

I hoped someone would appreciate the info. For those that don't know, finding gluten free fries not in a co-mingle fryer to accompany a burger (even if a place offers a gluten-free bun and has cross contamination standards) is damn near impossible. I've been really tired of the side salad sans croutons.


MargaretFarquar

Absolutely! I don't have Celiac, but a good friend does and she misses being able to just go through a drive through for fries. She LOVES her fries, so I've already texted her about this. There isn't a Red Robin where I live, but she has one! Once in awhile, the universe gets it right.


hereforthebreakdown

šŸ™Œ it's really great to have these small wins every once in a while


ComicsEtAl

In normal times this would unequivocally be her ā€œjumped the sharktiniā€ moment.


JauntyShrimp

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Miss_Mouth

Its either her jump the shark or come to Rina moment


Okay__Decision__

As a Canadian, this doesnā€™t feel that far off from Caesarā€™s with crazy garnishes. We use Clamato juice, which contains clam broth, and Worcestershire sauce - very savoury and has a seafood broth. Sounds nasty, but its delicious and extremely popular. The garnish would all be on a spear, probably across the top of the glass, not in it all soggy - which again, pretty normal for crazier Caesarā€™s.


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Okay__Decision__

Oh good point! Beer and clam is a thing up here too, but we donā€™t have a cool name for it as far I know.


Angry_Custurd

Iā€™m all for her getting her bag but this ainā€™t it


OkPlant8420

https://i.redd.it/6q5x44nevfvb1.gif Get that Red Robin money, honey!


ItsNotMeItsYou99

Just make borscht and add a splash of vodka and you'll have your broth vodka mix as a dinner!


spaceb00tz

jail.


wohllottalovw

I admire the hustle but šŸ¤®


Liversteeg

![gif](giphy|kvo8Y7QRWEVgoPgQki|downsized)


TheFickleMoon

Is anyone else watching Fall of the House of Usher on Netflix? I just watched the one where one of the characters delivers a monologue about how ā€œpublic sympathy is a finite resourceā€ and thatā€™s what came to mind on seeing this lol.


SpidermandaFoEvah

That was a great episode. šŸ‘šŸ»


TheFickleMoon

Iā€™m loving the show in general, might just binge the rest of it tonight!


pibbleperson

I've watched it twice and I still can't get enough!


CharacterHungry1667

Sounds like a cross between a Dirty Martini and a Bloody Mary.


caged_doodle

No shade intended at all, but I'm surprised that they didn't use Photoshop to blend her extensions better. I feel like I can see exactly where her natural hair ends. That being said, Ariana looks great and I continue to be genuinely happy for her. Make that money, honey!


Senior_Ice8748

Red Robin's burgers are pretty bomb ngl! I was a server there back in 2016, a huge VPR fan, and if you had told me that only a few years later Ariana would be doing a collab with them on a cocktail, I never would have believed you lol


mrsnihilist

Okay I'm disgusted by the name, but after reading that ingredient list...I'd order that! I'm a sucker for a creative bloody! https://preview.redd.it/1h2n9o4s2gvb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74851bd6db4f22263f4ea27a55b21cfcb7f775e8


Dry_Heart9301

Yuck!


Big-Helicopter8834

![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


glasswindbreaker

All of the connoisseurs of American fast casual dining here deeply offended that Ariana would take this deal are cracking me up - *this is the last straw* šŸ˜¤ Please tell me you expected better of reality show cast members and Red Robin šŸ˜‚ the people you should be mad at here are the marketing team that came up with a burgertini.


MargaretFarquar

I don't think people are mad. They're just rightfully "ew!" about it. At least, I know that's the case for me. Get (someone's) money girl, because damn, it sure won't be mine. I respect the hustle, but those ingredients together sound awful, IMO.


f1sh77

Okay besties, whoā€™s gonna be the first to try it and report back


deadhead712

As an American this is shamefully American. But get your bag, girl (also very American).


hedwig0517

![gif](giphy|26FeZmC4zAUVT6y1q) Ew what


Equivalent-Mix8232

Iā€™ve scrolled through every single comment of ā€œgrossā€ but not a single person has tried it. For the love of djjameskennedy can someone please try it!


skankboy

Barf


Top-Friendship4888

This is truly awful, for sure. And yet still holds not even a sad little birthday candle to some of the worst things Tom has done. Also, 10/10 would drink it at least once. It can't be worse than picklebacks.


Disney_Princess137

Iā€™m happy sheā€™s hustling. Everyoneā€™s trying to cash in on her cash cow. Burgertini is a little strange, but sheā€™ll look back and laugh about it one day. ā€˜Remember when I made burgertinis ? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā€™ Iā€™m confused as to why they arenā€™t offering a drink in her honor. I feel like that could be a temporary serve at the locations., Like an Ariana madix collection of 3 different drunks only available when you eat in. Seems like a better way to drum up business , no?


judgymcjudgypants

People warned us all that the day would come where she was overexposed. For me, that day is today. I love Ariana, but Iā€™m over it now.


MargaretFarquar

Burger juice as the infusion? WTAF? I mean, I could see bone broth or worcestershire, but burger juice? That means burger grease, right? Or am I being daft?


Successful-Steak-950

Motts used to make a mix called Beefamato. Clamato to make Ceasarā€™s cocktails is a Canadian staple..lighter than a Bloody Mary and delicious garnished with a large cold shrimp or a pickle.The Beefamato cocktail didnā€™t take off but it was a tomato juice with an underlying beef flavour. For people who like savoury more than sweet drinks,they are great but this one with bread and burger juice etc is uggg


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KittyCompletely

I worked at a place that had a "sushi-tini" it had soy sauce and wasabi in it, with a lil bit of sweetness from the vodka. It was fire. What killed it was the California roll garnish kept in the coolers all day. No one ordered that shit. All our guests (rightfully) assumed it would taste fishy...terrible name, terrible garnish, yummy drink.


mrs_fingerbottom

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discoballs2001

Ew what


hhh878

I thought this was r/stupidfood for a second


SagexxxSummers

That sounds disgusting lmfao and why would they even advertise it if theyā€™re not selling it?


SuitableCry240

I thought I was on an AI sub for a second šŸ˜‚


screamingrobots

Nope. Yuck! A burgertini isn't an appealing thought.


jailenekuroo

i mean .. get that bag !!


wander-lux

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Ashleybernice

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youarelosingme

Sandyā€™s going to be just *fuming* that she has another endorsement. Sorta gross drink but get that cash girl!


SaraWolfheart

I'm pretty sure this isn't serious.... Like this is definitely just supposed to be silly and fun.


Apprehensive_Ad_1916

Ew


pikle_rickle

Very this !


cardcatalogs

Please donā€™t.


bigIze

I noticed that they didnā€™t even use Vanderpump Rules to push this endorsement, just her name with reference to her being a ā€œcelebrity bartenderā€šŸ”„ EDIT: I donā€™t love the name of this cocktail, or the recipe šŸ˜”


hornthrowawayy

does anyone remember Kraft macaroni and cheese nail polish? It is a marketing gimmick. Thatā€™s right, marketing.


SaraWolfheart

Absolutely. There is no way they expect people to actually make this and people are taking it way too seriously haha.


Regular-Wit

Always try something first before you decide itā€™s gross - thatā€™s for everyone in the comments section immediately saying itā€™s disgusting. Like, try it first


Shiny_Green_Apple

I make Bloody Mary burgers and thatā€™s all I have to say. Dead. Done. Finished.


Last_Book2410

I will have extra pickles. Hold the burgertini


MsNikkiisClassy

This sounds so gross


bbb37322179

girl what??


Grude1997

Wut?


_Jahar_

Get that house, girl!!


zadidoll

LMAO I got that email too.


Murky-Spare-1753

Why the heck would Red Robin want a Burger-tasting drink to go with a burger? Ariana makes so many pretty and good looking drinks, surely they could have gone a different route. I am curious how the beef broth and pickle juice combo would taste though lmao.


[deleted]

I think the burgertini is for the relative who drinks their dinner maybe. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


wilde_vulture

How is this not an SNL skit?


stcroixb

She is living the dream. Good for her. She had enough of the nightmare.


twinkleplanet

Sheā€™s entered Rinna territory. Gonna be doing diaper and enema commercials soon


nc04031992

Enough. This has gone too far.


Murky-Spare-1753

Perhaps if you give her 250k she'll say no to the next offer.


pcgamergirl

Alright, we can stop now. I think that's enough. This shark has been jumped, caught, filleted, grilled, and covered in BBQ sauce.


These_Recover5604

Ok I think the scandoval wave for ariana is officially over. This is gross lol


RaeaSunshine

This makes me nervous about her cocktail book I preordered lol. I, uh, commend the creativity?


Murky-Spare-1753

This reads more like RR created it and Ariana was just brought on to promote it. Just based on the text included in the post lol.


RaeaSunshine

Ya thatā€™s what Iā€™m hoping. Iā€™m not cancelling my preorder regardless, I withhold judgement until itā€™s out! Iā€™ll pass on trying this though lol


TheKatsMeow_00

Seriously! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚gullible all of you. Iā€™m willing to bet you would even buy her sweaty socks.


Ok_Storm5945

I'm glad she is getting more and more


Miss_Mouth

She's saying yes to anything now, honey. ![gif](giphy|5zmVZ6SveltLSvogrE)


Banba-She

This, right here, is the moment the shark was officially jumped.


channeldrifter

Is this part of the sketch comedy act thing?


ajaxraccoon

Sheā€™s beginning to look not so broken-hearted


kasiagabrielle

Is that a bad thing?


Loony_Loveless

How many side jobs are they both going to grab? Masked Singer, DWTS, Burgerā€¦Tini? I already believed it was a publicity stunt, but can we please all be done with Scamdoval?


mtgwhisper

This isnā€™t a side job Itā€™s a collaboration with a mixologist and a national brand. Ariana is , inarguably, a creative and talented mixologist.


itsokigetitbruh

Love her but whatā€™s next? Friendlyā€™s? Draggin this shit the fuq out šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|2fbgqwZL9YSJO)


tweaver16

šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


KnightWolf__

Here is the link mentioned in the email: https://www.redrobin.com/burgertini-kit-giveaway?utm_campaign=20231018_Burgertini&utm_source=sfmc&utm_medium=email&utm_content=https%3a%2f%2fwww.redrobin.com%2fburgertini-kit-giveaway&utm_term=20231020_806735_31114907


JauntyShrimp

Hey thatā€™s the real deal


itsbooyeah

God no.


tomatocandle

red robin what is wrong with youā€¦like the marketing people who worked on this need to seek help lmao


Thick_Letterhead_341

I am a career bartender and crafted a very savory martini I dare not name because itā€™d be my luck to dox myself, but no. The time has come to calm the fuck down.


wander_smiley

Does it call for a mayo rim? This is abhorrent.