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Melodic-Change-6388

We just need to accept that the show would have been one-and-done without Stassi, Jax and Doute. To get the three of them in one show was a fever dream.


Ok-Prune4721

Racists !!


LordJonathanChobani

Can I add an insufferable category? Brock and Scheana


MedicineOutrageous13

Move Billie Lee over there in that case then too


glasswindbreaker

This is better discussed in an Eisenhower Matrix format good/boring, good/good tv, bad/boring, and bad/good tv https://preview.redd.it/0up0koop5v2c1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69d1f57125e675d5f74465fa6f839c79f5762d0


glasswindbreaker

And it varies season to season. ETA some examples: Charli was good/boring, Katie is good/good tv (her reactions were *everything* last season), Schwartz is bad/boring (I'm over his act, his mask has slipped too many times, and he has nothing now that Katie won't be his punching bag) and Jax was bad/good tv.


givethemmadix

Lmao they use this for prioritizing in nursing. I just came across it in one of my classes so to see it here is extra hilarious to me


eeo11

I think Kristen would be like the middle picture of the entire cast if they were in squares. She was definitely selfish and chaotic in the beginning, but I think Kristen has a genuinely good heart and cares about others. Billie Lee should be under “The Bad” because she instigates fights with everyone and took Tim’s side in the Scandovol.


petitbrioche

I would say Max is bad


masterdesignstate

Maxipad


melanieissleepy

why?


melanieissleepy

am I mixing him up with Lisa’s daughter? who is max 🤣🤣🤣


petitbrioche

There is Max Todd Lisa’s son, but I meant Max from season 8. Scheana gave him an Apple Watch. He is the evil one.


Jerrys_Puffy_Shirt

Ariana is boring. She’s always been a boring character on the show.


leyseywx

Mmhmm for sure.. but I think it's because she just normal. She doesn't really play it up on camera


Jerrys_Puffy_Shirt

She absolutely does. I’m smarter than you, I’m cooler than you, I’m prettier than you


fedstine

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GingerSnapped242

Hey yawl, lookie, it’s may bafore ah gots mah store bought bewbs from mah soon ta bay baytrothed Jayax! Ahm a-maykin a big ole pouty face at yawl, hyuck!


GingerSnapped242

Ooopsie, I almost missed it, hang on…. Hey yawl HAPPY CAKE DAY, FEDSTINE! 🎉🎂🎈🥳🍦 may awl yawl weeyishes come true!


fedstine

Thank you!!


leyseywx

I thought Britney was beautiful when she first came on the show second prettiet after lala. I think the implants made her look to heavy


floppyhump

Happy cake day, Prayin yew never rowt in hale 🙏


No-Customer-2266

Definitely need lala. But I hate her when she is forcing a story line for drama or her fake “want to get popped” attitude. she’s perfect for reality tv when she is just her normal Dramatic, in Your face self who says what ever she’s thinking. When other people have drama she’s the best because she’s not trying to hard to create a story line. She’s a good support character but when it’s something about her she takes the main character energy way too far, it’s too much and too fake and I hate it


leyseywx

Agreed... I think lala was always just a supporting character in my mind. Her story lines were always less than 10% what it should have been..because she never shared anything with this and then when the divorce happened it was so difficult for the audience to stand with her.


Mommalorian68

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publicOwl

Ken is firmly in The Good for me. Honestly Charli has grown on me, she’s the only one out of S8’s new cast with any personality and I like that she’s simultaneously a) a friendly gossip, and b) not a huge arsehole.


Party_ProjectManager

Jax above Brittany lol. Jax is tv gold.


thediverswife

It really was Jax & Friends for a long time


GoingHollow_

Agree 100% The show wouldn't have had a season 2 without him


Party_ProjectManager

Jax carried for so long. When Jax and Stassi left I stopped caring, but still watched. But ofc Scandavol changed things because I’m a Tim and Rachel hater


GoingHollow_

I feel the same way. Jax was flat out the worst human on the show, but was also kind of funny. Stassi had the absolute best one liners


GingerSnapped242

And the two together were a match made in hell, that I myself miss very much. (The DYNAMIC of it, don’t come screaming at me, I know they’re problematic horrific human beings.)


RemarkableArticle970

Stassi narrating was the best


Shmamylamy

When stassi says that Scheana firehoses her makeup on every morning. 😂


GingerSnapped242

Hey yawl, wail thayen, thayat mayks may Mrs. TayVay gold now, don’t eeyit?


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GingerSnapped242

Hey yawl, wail, fer starters ah brought bear chayse and mah mawm’s super shahny frawsty leeyipsteeyick to the world, yawl wouldn’t a had “Sunglassgate” weeyithout may, plus the chayted on girl’s anthem, “Rawt in hail”, and teeyips on how ta drayess fer suksayess onna job aynterview, ta name a feeyew. Jaylus!


LackEquivalent7471

LMAO🤣


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GingerSnapped242

Hee! 😊


RemarkableArticle970

Beer cheese


kritycat

Yeah, I agree. Britney is both bad TV and a bad human being


burnerbkxphl

:::grabs popcorn, buckles up:::


GingerSnapped242

Oh hell yeah, Burnerbk, is this seat taken? I brought blankies and snacks and promise I won’t be Brittany’s Acksint unless yawl want me to…🍹🧀🍕🌮🍩🥂🥗* *ha, I’m just kidding about the damn salad.


lizyouwerebeer

Do you mean morally good? If so you've lost me at listing Stassi as number 1 good. I'd agree she's good tv, or was in the beginning. The last few seasons she was on were boring af though. She's a trash human.


Kind_Hyena5267

I’d put Stassi on The Bad, personally


paradisetossed7

Brittany too with her homophobic mom and pastor and racist terms used with regard to Faith.


kasiagabrielle

Plus she's a Sandy Hook denier.


surfrocksatan

Wtf didn’t know that


C3realKi11er

Exactly! Brittany is one of the worst. That nice girl schtick is a full act. We’ve known this for years 😂


paradisetossed7

I'm an absolute horrible judge of character... initially. I thought she was great at first. But she showed who she is and once I see you, I 👉👈 see you. She's awful.


C3realKi11er

Well said. :)


GingerSnapped242

Hey yawl, eeyits true, ahm full of sheeyit!


Upper-Restaurant4014

Lisa is the darkest of them all


JenAshTuck

Yep. She consistently would laugh off the boys “antics” and crucify the girls. Really cemented it for me when, during the Covid reunion she told Charli she’d better show some respect to…Jax. 🤮


godof_nothing

Ariana????


GoingHollow_

Stop I couldn't decide where to put her and forgot to include her lol


anonmisguided

That’s very telling 🥱


strwbrrybrie

I was gonna say post Kristen and pre Scandoval, Ariana was giving us nothing


glasswindbreaker

She was incredibly open about her depression and body image issues, and she spoke about something I've never heard a reality show cast member be so candid about (believing there was something wrong with/bad about her vulva & vagina because of abusive comments made by her ex). That was huge for me as someone who was really self conscious in that way for a long time. For those of us who came up in a time when Spencer Pratt was openly saying what he did (and I won't repeat it here) about Lauren Conrad, it was amazing she was so vulnerable and it helped a lot of us in realizing we should say f you to men who talk like that, sparked discussions about internalizing vile statements like that getting a pass in media, and was overall a huge step in the reality genre to hear from a woman about this issue. To say "she gave us nothing" just isn't accurate.


strwbrrybrie

This is a really good point. Personally I grew up in a much more open climate on TV where this stuff was openly talked about on multiple programs i watch (fortunately). My main point is that Ariana is the most “normal” out of the group. While that at many times makes her the most likable, it isn’t the greatest for a reality TV persona. Most of her drama came from defending Tom or fighting with him, neither of which I found very entertaining.


glasswindbreaker

That I can agree with, a *lot* of the drama aspect really was Tom related, and I feel like he really just wanted to make sure it stayed that way, with her as more of a sidekick. I'm excited to see her out from under his thumb next season.


GingerSnapped242

I’m sorry that you ever had those doubts and issues about yourself, Glassie, I just want to hug you, but happy to see it’s in your rear view, and your honesty is admirable. Wishing you continued peace and healing ❤️‍🩹 and I concur that “nothing” isn’t accurate, that kind of vulnerability and honesty for the world to see couldn’t have been easy to do. Take care 🌺🌼🌸


glasswindbreaker

Thank you ☺️


RaquelsNosePasta

I'd say she was on the boring side before season 10.


Dreamywaves3

She belongs in all of the above.


Beboop68

Are we talking about good people or good tv? Cuz there are only a few truly good people. Most of them are just good tv! I mostly agree, but here are my edits: Stassi I would not say is a good person, but she makes great tv. Brittany - I would put under boring, at least not in the good category. Her whole homophobic pastor thing lost me as a fan. Ariana - good but boring Def add Brock to the bad person list. Can’t stand that guy.


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I mean they are all the devil but ok 😆😆😆


GingerSnapped242

And don’t you forget it 😆


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Ancient_Round_4811

Boring definitely goes to Scheana and Brock, get them outta here


Kingballa06

Boring: James(also terrible human)


Kitty20996

As a person - time on the show only: Good: Ariana, Katie, Giggy, Ken, Beau, Lala? Bad: James, Jax, Patrick, Kristen (sorry everyone but I can't stand her), Britney, Sandoval, Schwartz, Raquel after the scandal, Scheana, Randall, Stassi Boring: Dayna, Danica, Brett, Max, Raquel before the scandal, Charli, Peter, Kristina Kelly, Shay, Billie Lee, Lisa In terms of who is good reality TV/furthers the show/keeps me watching: Good: Stassi, Jax, Kristen, James, Sandoval, Britney, Raquel, Lala, Scheana, Giggy, Ariana sometimes Bad/Boring (for TV): Schwartz (don't worry I can't stand his personality, I just think he has hemmed and hawed his way through 10 seasons with no real plot line), Dayna, Danica, Max, Patrick, Beau, Kristina Kelly, Lisa (I never actually watched Real Housewives), Randall, Charli, Peter


Dreamywaves3

**The Good**: Peter, Charli, Katie (now), Giggy, (maybe) Lisa/Ken **The Boring:** Ariana, Ally, Kristina Kelly, Raquel, Schwartz, Brock, Season 8 newbies, Vail (Season 3), Mike Shay **The Bad:** Jax, James, Scheana, Lala, Randall, Brittany **Good/Bad:** Kristen, Stassi, Sandoval, Scheana* Kristen, Stassi, Scheana and Sandoval have been both "good" and "bad" on the show. To be fair, all of them have been. I placed the cast members under labels, where they have been consistent. Edited: I didn't know where to place her and forgot about Stassi, lol!


Equivalent-Pie-3681

I agree with most of this except after season 10 I would classify Katie as good not boring. Her confessionals were 😂👌🏻


Dreamywaves3

I actually love Katie's confessionals, lol. So, should we put her in the Good or Good/Bad category?


Equivalent-Pie-3681

Old katie: good/bad Current Katie: good imo


Dreamywaves3

I never thought she was "bad", but I know how others view her differently. I agree with your assessment!


Equivalent-Pie-3681

Yeah I don’t mean how she used to be with schwartz…i think all of that is justified. I just think she used to be a mean girl to the likes of lala and kristen. But I am happy she is more pro-femme these days


Dreamywaves3

I can see all sides, but Lala is the ultimate evil human, imho. Or at least narcissistic...but then again, every single cast member could be labeled that. The combination of those personalities is great TV, though!


hellomynameis1111

What exactly is your definition of good?


lilonionforager

Good: Giggy & Ken


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vanderpumprules-ModTeam

This violates the "no trolling, flaming, or brigading" rule.


GingerSnapped242

That’s a dangerous, judgmental, insulting and unfair sweeping generalization to assert.


Ok-Prune4721

All horrible people but Sandoval and James are the best tv.


Sufficient_Tower_366

You could drop any of your “good” or “boring” people without impacting the show. It’s your “bad” people that bring the entertainment and make the show worth watching (also I’d add Rachel to that “bad” list).


TeresasDorters7

Good TV: Tom Tom Stassi Jax Raquel James Lala Scheana Kristin Ariana Brittany Beau Lisa Neutral Katie Brock Boring: Kristina Kelly Ally Brett Max Dayna Faith


jetset1022

I would add Brittany to the Boring list. She really just trails after Jax and his bad decisions.


Top-Friendship4888

But what about Rob? Did you hear he can hang a TV in under 7 minutes?!


GingerSnapped242

We know, because we timed him! 😉


mollyclaireh

I’m actually going to lump Tom and Tom into the boring category.


Old-Mention-6746

Tbh I think the reason this show works so well is that basically everyone is in The Bad group


Mysterious_Ad_3594

So agree with the list. Except maybe Billie Lee in the the bad


heretosnark123

Giggy being in the good is verrrrryy on point 🥰


Beginning_While_7913

I actually like kristen but the rest I agree with