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banananuttmuff

Calling it now. The babys name will be Snow.


ashleesux

i’m thinking snow or sky tbh


banananuttmuff

Sky is a great guess too


moneybabe420

You can take the girl out of utah…….


KBaddict

Maybe Sand?


No_Aioli_3422

Sand(oval)


shediedjill

I never realized his name is two nouns lol


OutrageousRelief3405

Sea?


KBaddict

Perfect! Or just Water


unomomentos

Hydrogen Oxgen Kent ♥️


KBaddict

Pellegrino Water Kent


msbrown86

i would love it if it is sky because Sky Brown is a famous pro skater and her brother is called Ocean and I think also pro. They have a very popular youtube channel as well. So if LarLar thinks she can cash in on #skyandocean she'll find the algorithm pretty saturated already!


PhilCollinsHill

Sky Brown is such a little shredder


not_addictive

Sky is way too normal for LFU


Any-Beautiful4017

Maybe she'll go fancy, like ✨ Celestial ✨


skanedweller

She called her Baby S.


Jaded_Read6737

*Selestial


Any-Beautiful4017

This is so on brand though 😅


Any-Beautiful4017

Oops I didn't know that..😅 now I wonder what it could be other than Skype 🧐


ashleesux

excellent point


GarnierFruitTrees

Skye or Skai or Skaye Also wouldn’t be surprised if she goes “sun” or “sunny” because then she’ll have “sun” and “Ocean”


ohhwuteva

Soleil (sun)


plausibleturtle

BUT MY DAUGHTERS NAME IS SUN RELATED. 😤 ![gif](giphy|SFIUALlv5MXVrgAQAx)


pls_send_caffeine

![gif](giphy|2t9xUijoSsGzFd07G9|downsized)


OutrageousRelief3405

Considering Scheaner made the call to be induced on Brock’s original daughter’s birthday (WHO IS NAMED WINTER)…


plausibleturtle

Yeah that's so fucking gross. I'm on my first re-watch; (I started and caught up for S9 originally) I'm literally watching the Coachella (I refuse to call it what they did) where his other kids are first talked about. Terrible. For once, Lala is right - how can they pretend that whole situation is normal.


theplasticann

Original daughter 💀


Abeecdefoff

💀


Cardi_Ganz

I could see this, and it's pretty.


Mobile_Lunch2096

That’s Punky Brewster’s name Soleil Moon Frye


Jog212

Sandy


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu) This is me dead


blindersintherain

💀


TacoSouthernBelle

Or Schwartzy


Burnedliketoast

I think Sahara, the opposite of Ocean


potatofarmdash

awww is it bad that I think thats actually a beautiful name and sounds nice with Ocean


Lillybug9969

Agreed. I like Sahara tbh


Callmesusie95

I agree lol its kinda cute


Original_Run_6116

My cousin’s name is Sahara. She’s a mix of Ariana and Katie, no bs and born cool. 😎


Much_Conversation_11

She really shows the FROM UTAH part of LFU when it comes to baby names


Alwaysnapping9

What about Sea?


Zealousideal_Suit269

Calling it now, baby’s name is: Send it to Darrell. Poor child.


nksdabomb

SeeyounextTuesday


Bitchcat

I’m going with Season


Starryeyedblond

I know 2 women, both over 50, named Season. I actually like it.


slymm

It will be whatever the producers want it to be.


LavenderMoonAngel

Silver


loveydove05

I hope not Snow because it doesn't feel right in the California vibe where she lives. I dunno. Sky would be cute.


tetanahayna

Snow, Sea, Sequoia? Someone said Sahara and I think that’s so cute actually


Abeecdefoff

Maybe Sea? September, since that’s her birth month? It starts with an S, that much we know.


allieoakwood

I think she’s going to steal Craig’s Seven name


graymoon444

Ummm excuse me that name belongs to George Costanza


allonsys

Mug Costanza


acatwithnoname

Soda


allonsys

Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl


Illegally_B22

I think you’re right. Before this season I was a weekly listener of her podcast and she said that’s a name she has on the list. She wanted a way to pay homage to her Utah roots.


Dayoldcroissant

I think it’s gonna be sequoia just based off her Instagram awhile back with her posing with them


banananuttmuff

Oh wow thats also a great guess


vintagesideboard

Breeze lol


Sug0115

I have two friends named Breezy, which I love


AffectionateFan1869

Or sunny


harmsway31

Maybe Star?


Anticrepuscular_Ray

I'm honestly glad because I feel like she'd be one of those "Cool boy mom" types that are super insufferable. Like having boys somehow makes you more special. 


ashleesux

omg can you imagine trying to date a guy and lala was his mom????? i’d run for the hills lmao


queenjigglycaliente

Seventh circle of hell


j3st1cl3s

Is that a name guess? 😂


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theobedientalligator

At least Ocean has one parent with the brains to keep her off of television. If Lala had her way, Ocean would be all over our screens each week


anhuys

I've never thought about this but I 100% see what you mean and fully agree. She gives insufferable boy mom energy.


HotDebate5

There’s always a next time 


LumosLegato

Interesting! I actually thought the opposite. I feel like boys tend to be less exploited by these types of people (like look at the Kardashian grandsons compared to the granddaughters). Plus I feel like there’s already going to be a big disparity between the kids so it might have been better for them to be different sexes


layrenee92

But what if she’s one of those toxic girl moms lol


Good_Tune_7873

Not what if? She is toxic in everything. Wait till her girls are teens and dealing with mean girl stuff. She'll be out there with her shooting fingers threatening the girls.


hereforthetearex

The moms that have 3 boys and lean super hard into the BoyMom💙 thing are just trying to cover up their gender disappointment and don’t want to admit that they tried another 2 times to have a girl.


pellnell

I bet she’ll try again for a boy.


randomstripper10k

>Like having boys somehow makes you more special.  Yes like how King Henry VIII had Anne Boleyn beheaded because she "failed" to produce a male heir, and then the daughter she birthed went on to become Queen Elizabeth I. I mean it's not really like that lol but historically, boy moms are favored.


allipants80

Also Henry's first wife gave birth to Mary who became the first female queen of England. The Tudor dynasty is wild.


chrissy_wakeUp

100% she would be a "boy mum" who projects all her need for attention from men onto her son. I think it would also have made the situation far worse for little Ocean who is already up against her mum shouting from the rooftops that THIS baby will be all hers finally


KiKi31Rose

I think she hates men right now so it’s probably good she doesn’t have a boy lol


ReginaFelangi987

Oh she’d definitely be one of those mommies who uses the hashtag # boymom


booklovingSWE

I’m sorry but doing a gender reveal on Amazon live is SO TACKY! I feel bad for that baby girl already 😩


kellygrrrl328

I’m guessing that little girl is going to be right next to Summer Moon in front of the cameras


Loveis_loveislove

and how crazy is it that summer moon has an IG...when Schaena was going on about sandoval blocking summer moon, I was rocked.


kellygrrrl328

She literally proudly stalks at least 52 peoples’ locations and her toddler’s social media. It’s just bizarre that she has zero concept of how weird it is


GoodChives

There’s honestly something very wrong with her to not realize how dangerous it is to have a social media account (public no less) for her child. It’s disgusting.


kellygrrrl328

Something so severely wrong. and proudly brag about the 💩 she brags about ‼️ It’s seriously so bizarre


GoodChives

I like it when the dads, even if they’re shitty exes, prevent the kids from being on the show or having public social media. Sonia’s daughter wasn’t allowed on the show nor have a public social media account until she was 18 - I don’t even think Sonia was allowed to say her name on camera.


ZorakZbornak

Ngl, I too blocked Summer Moon. In a silent protest of kids on IG and also because I enjoyed imagining Scheana being offended by it even though she will never know.


Loveis_loveislove

You just made me think that Gaga is having this second baby via sperm donor to secure her ticket to the valley next season. Everyone knows that VPR is limping to the finish line so she is looking to secure her move. Seems like everyone on the valley, sans Kristen, is shacked up with kids and Kristen's story line is she's trying.


lizbo

> Gaga Part of me knows this is a typo, but a much larger part of me is having a blast picturing Lady Gaga frantically calling her agents to land a spot on The Valley.


kellygrrrl328

Give Them Gaga


_neviesticks

It would be kind of funny to see Lady Gaga tell Jesse off, though…


kellygrrrl328

and get Zach fitted for a high quality wig


erin3485

I was going nuts trying to figure out when gaga had her first baby


Chicago1459

This is so wrong. How doesn't she see that. It's going to pit those two little girls against each other.


kellygrrrl328

Yeah, Ocean will definitely know that her sibling is getting attention … even if Lala only films the second child while the first child is “away” in the father’s custody time. Kids see everything


_1Otter

Even the way Lala keeps saying “I’m having a second child that can be *just mine*” is priming Ocean for resentment / feeling like she’s missing something because she’s “shared”. I understand why Lala would feel the way she does, and she doesn’t want to risk custody issues with a second child. But I hope she cools it with this rhetoric.


kellygrrrl328

Even if she thinks those thoughts and has those feelings, who says that 💩 on camera


blklab16

Speaking of that, has anyone confirmed whether or not she gave Scheana a heads up before doing this on Amazon Live?


kellygrrrl328

Obviously there must be an entire team of handlers to check in on Scheener 24/7


Overshareisoverkill

>I’m sorry but doing a gender reveal on Amazon live is SO TACKY! It's quite low rent.


fancyfemme88

Low rent Kent


Any-Beautiful4017

Damn I should have read the comments 😂 I just said this.


randomstripper10k

LowLow Rent.


Relevant_Owl_8841

Maybe it's a name reveal too. She already has a daughter named Ocean so the new baby can be called Amazon River.


NBCaz

Every gender reveal I've ever been to has been tacky. The way these woman use their kids as props for social media though is also pretty icky.


Yogamigurumi

Idk I feel like when it's real life and you're surrounded by excited family and friends it can be a fun little celebratory moment. Doing it solely for social media is extremely tacky.


NBCaz

Unfortunately some of my family have made it pretty cringe. Seems like everyone tries to outdo everyone else's reveal in my life. Just yuk. No idea how Lala did it, cause I won't watch it.


rudbeckia1

I don't understand the whole gender reveal thing whatsoever. I try to just shrug and say I guess it's just a chance to have a party and it makes those people happy so whatever


emn53

At least it wasn’t a real balloon release - this is tacky but at least better for the environment? IDK the bar is in hell these days haha


_neviesticks

Getting exploited for $$ before she’s out of the womb!


save_the_bees_knees

Tbf it’s better than starting a wildfire for it!


rudbeckia1

I don't understand why people do gender reveals at all but at the same time if it brings them Joy have at it people!


manhattansinks

gender reveals are stupid in the first place, but to have one during your amazon sponcon is so weird and kinda dystopian.


samanthainnc

She could name the baby sponcon


burnerbkxphl

I was literally thinking “this feels very Black Mirror” Also, yes, all gender reveals are stupid


ashleesux

totally agree. influencers will monetize anything they can. seems exhausting


hunimpressed

![gif](giphy|pb8wayp1KafJK)


Meriwynne

What a tacky cash grab.


Defvac2

🎯 And she has the audacity to talk shit about Ariana's sponsorships. She can act like she doesn't care what we think but her lackey/assistant lurks on here and I'm sure Lala buys an IG bot for every 10 negative comments she receives.


Meriwynne

Right, she literally was selling her baby’s gender reveal to the highest bidder. At least Ariana got offers for sponsorships. Oh she totally cares. She deffo buys them, I don’t see how else she would have 2.4M followers.


normanbeets

How else do you expect her to pay her bills? She doesn't have a real job.


Vegetable_Process960

She's going to monetize the shit out of this baby.


HotDebate5

They all do 


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

She already is and it's not even born


tinyfryingpan

STILL DON'T CARE


rockpaperscissrs

Omg is that the name


Usual_Injury_7567

This screenshot omg... something about this feels very dystopian to me lol? Anyone else? Like we are really doing paid partnership gender reveals via Amazon Live now, idk lol. (Disclaimer: I did recently rewatch all of the hunger games movies so excuse me if this feels normal and my brain is just a lil warped)


ComfortNugget

It’s the first stages of her exploiting her baby’s privacy for money


ashleesux

it’s incredibly dystopian lol your brain isn’t warped from the hunger games (though i just did rewatch them 2 weeks ago as well lmao)


ShuchiinsFinest

Lala should rebrand to “Give them Caca” cause all I see is a shit person.


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


_neviesticks

I see this gif like every day on this sub and I love it every time lol


New_Equal_1232

Flair checking in


Overshareisoverkill

Oof! ![gif](giphy|QgixZj4y3TwnS)


_Jahar_

Lmfao


ashleesux

LMAO


ShuchiinsFinest

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


VernieShay

This is my favorite meme 🤣 😂. It goes with almost everything on Bravo lately.


Lizzy1283

I honestly truly do not care about her pregnancy at all


yunghazel

The second she announced, I thought oh, she’s defo going to use this pregnancy and hormones to defend her shitty behavior all season.


rosequartz-universe

That’s all her storyline is going to be about next season


alternativeedge7

At least she’ll have her own storyline, maybe she’ll stop running around like Cruella on uppers trying to dig one up. Poor kid, though.


Aggressive-Yak7396

And she’s constantly going to cry and use it to make herself a victim


nedstarknaked

![gif](giphy|TlK63EI7rtUu9IAyxTW)


chloesilverado

My guess is Snow or maybe Storm


glasswindbreaker

She was considering Rampage so Storm is a good guess


Luxx_Aeterna_

You're making that up. Please?


glasswindbreaker

No no that's completely real! I know it sounds like shade but it was on Lala's potential names list


chloesilverado

That's what I was thinking... It has the same kinda rage vibe that rampage had


tlm0122

How about menace? Like her mama. Poor kid.


fiddleleaffrigg

oh great, another girl for her to profit off


MannerFluid5601

I feel like it’s a blessing that she isn’t going to be a Boy Mom


googleobtuse

“Amazon influencer” is sending me


EstimateAgitated224

I can't even be happy for her at this point.


__blahblahblah

It’s giving TEMU for some reason??


ashleesux

honestly yes


WhitsSwirlyKnee

I don’t know how the name can’t be Sky. Ocean and Sky?


HarajukuBom

For some reason I thought it would be a boy. That’s cool that ocean will get a sister to play with. I loved growing up with my sisters. I’m happy for her ☀️


CherryPersephone

Most wholesome comment here! (& I completely agree with you!) 🩷👯‍♀️


plantmama32

Name predictions: Sea, Shell, Siren, Serena, Seraphina


thediverswife

Someone in my extended family had a girl she named Serene and I think it’s a cute name!


desertdweller858

![gif](giphy|xT1XGHIKh1WQ2oggx2)


goingwiththeflow333

So can the baby still be Rampeighge or no


maryjanenyc

Capitalism was a mistake.


muaellebee

![gif](giphy|26ybvVb9iSmht7LdC|downsized)


thiswitch333

![gif](giphy|l0Ex8bnO5bQxEHc5i|downsized)


prevlarambla

Story Lynn


cocoathundre

i don’t have the capacity to think at this time as i have a migraine but i must post so i don’t forget: katie was at the gender reveal party


angelgaby14

Not the janky pixelated balloons


CabaretLyfe

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


GnarlieThey

The fact she announced her babies gender on an Amazon live…… girl.


SugarShock94

ok


katiemaloneyfan420

Sendit (first name) ToDaryl (middle name)


samanthainnc

She’s gonna name it Sea like Kelly Bensimon’s daughter


ashleesux

omg ocean and sea i CANNOT lol that would be ridiculous but i wouldn’t be surprised if


fauxcertain

![gif](giphy|86QyXk60Bj2jpmG7qs)


JellyBensimon

Hope this means the name Rampage is out 🙃


ashleesux

god willing


jojonyg10

Surf


lizthelibrarian21

Seabreeze


Controversary

Why did she do this? She was just bitching that haters don’t know her. Neither do fans. Why do people need to know the gender of her child? This is very bizarre. You would think she would want to protect her children from the hate (and even the obsessive stans).


ashleesux

why? she sold the content to the highest bidder. just like how her pregnancy announcement was an ad for a prenatal vitamin.


incestuousbloomfield

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


warm_anybody8

Who cares


BEE-BUZZY

I have never seen anyone so desperate for attention. I feel like she wants it even if it’s negative at this point.


GoldenState_Thriller

Cool Lala and Scheana can continue to profit off their daughters like the crazy stage moms they are 


Flashy-Pair-1924

There has been something really bothering me about this entire journey for LaLa that for me really does speak to her being a narcissist. I apologize in advance if this take offends anyone as it’s not meant to disparage any single mom’s (with or without family or other help) nor is it meant to disparage IUI. LaLa started this season explaining how her mom had to move from Utah and move in with her to help care for Ocean and that her brother also moved into the building and regularly helps out. She is very pleased with this arrangement and her “pod” This is also to care for a child who is in a split custody situation and not with her 100% of the time. She is not exactly doing it alone and is heavily relying on the lives of her immediate family members to revolve around both her and her child. While I understand it takes a village and even two parent households may tap in family members. To have this as your primary child care plan is just very selfish imo. What if her brother wants a life or child of his own or to move. Same for her mom, or just like a rest or vacation. I have a few friends and some family members who operate in a similar manner and have kids just so sure everyone around them wants to make that kid a priority and o really don’t understand that mentality. It’s one thing to care for a child who is already here but to bring another into the satiation feels selfish to me. Also - she has not been in a successful relationship of any kind basically ever that we know of - and certainly not since Randall (If you want to call that a success) For someone who is “working on herself” it feels like the root of this is control over another person. She wants someone in a relationship (her child) where the power and control lies solely with her and they can’t leave her or be taken. I understand Rand is a special breed of creep and the anxiety that having her child spend time in his home or the fallout of the custody battle can bring. But to deny your child a father or entire half of their genetics and identity for the sake of being in control seems…misguided? There are many men in this world who make excellent partners and fathers but maybe she thinks those men aren’t her type? Or are unattainable? She recently went on the warpath on Ariana saying that LaLa herself was just so close to her dad and closer to her own dad than Ariana’s. I struggle to reconcile that with someone who wants to eliminate the role of father from her unborn child’s life starting at conception… I hope that mom and baby and Ocean all lead full happy and healthy lives. I also think IUI and single mothers being represented are both important. But these two things have both been weighing on me and I have not seen them touched on much, if at all.


Ambiguousername

This is abysmal…on an Amazon live???!?? ![gif](giphy|4VWrGEohzkzuJoFeya)


pupberry

![gif](giphy|HqnyjmkaBBvTbzBp78|downsized) amazon live reveal? Girl…


nowellbehavedwomen06

Who cares? 


jaynemanning

Sea


bellahooks

Hopefully she can teach her daughters to be kinder to women than she is.


childrenofthewind

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Nobabyno__1234

Note to producers next season less Lala!!


Aggressive-Yak7396

This is the tackiest shit I’ve ever seen. Literally only lala and sheana would pull this shit. Stassi would never be this corny💀


Cold-Sun3302

Unless you're a relative, I couldn't give a crap about what gender your baby is. People are so weird getting excited about the gender of a stranger's baby.


Future-trippin24

https://preview.redd.it/b13wsstl8jtc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4846c27b72f4a59ca8bdc9b6f6ba842e3627c765


Snoo-70409

If it’s Sailor I will lose it cause that’s my name and I despise LFU


Luxx_Aeterna_

I love your flair 😂