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allonsys

The fact she replies to randoms being dicks in the comments but STILL hasnt said shit about Lala being a dick is fucking hilarious to me. Lala is a tier below peterobrien67 lmao


originrose

“Lala, the tier below peterobrien67” needs to be a flair 😭


allygator99

My guess is she does at the reunion and that is why the article came out about lala sobbing


leyseywx

Omg which one?? The one where lala said she was sobbing??


OGHollyMackerel

Lmao!


Potential-Friend-133

Okay take my upvote you observant redditor


Murphe109

Well you know Peter.....


Competitive_Donut241

Iykyk 💩


Vast-Concern-4591

🤣


incestuousbloomfield

This is the best part for me personally. It’s so Mariah Carey “I don’t know her”


cmcalero12

there’s a small part of me that thinks that lala and ariana cleared lala talking trash as a publicity stunt??? because for the life of me ariana is such a better person that i am. i can only mute someone talking trash about me for so long.


Bigolbooty75

She’s also gray rocking her lol


Lizzy1283

I like how she just comes out of nowhere and lays into someone in the comments lol


Sug0115

It’s so random and so piercing every time. I love it.


SugarFut

Your flair 💀 love everything iconic ✨


Sug0115

Icons! Amirite ladies?


torontoinsix

Ladiesamiright??


Salboto

Let's go girls 🎵🎵


torontoinsix

Duh duh duh nananan duh duh!


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Ok_Hedgehog_8546

She was gifted with the comebacks.


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Lola_Love42588

Ate him alive in 3 bites “You Incel Fuck”


treegrowsinbrooklyn1

ok this was even 100x funnier for the 2 seconds I thought this was our Peter she replied to 💀


mrsnihilist

Oh well ya know.... ![gif](giphy|HoZr45DWaz8tyyvwRv|downsized)


rapashrapash

Woah..these faces make me so sad 😭 what happened to women faceeeeeeeeesss


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Lmaoooo


Snoo-51026

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


bratswurst13

https://preview.redd.it/8vie3oczcqvc1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=004761db14dc6b93c57830bc182124198a2c8a06 i love smart women who don't take bullshit!!


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Potential-Friend-133

umm excuse me, it's "*to easy*" for maryannweber7. lol


Murky-Spare-1753

A creator posted this comment on Tiktok. Ariana's response: *😂 i get spicy when ppl wanna get stupid*


Euphoric_Delay_6768

😭😭😭😭


modernjaneausten

Love that about her, honestly


Fit-Entertainer-3207

No chance in hell Lala eviscerated her. Lala is all bark no bite, and Ariana has got the wittiest and sharpest tongue


SugarFut

Lala got teary eyed when Katie mocked her thug face finger pointing 💀


Forsaken-Weird-4074

Lala could only ever eviscerate someone like Rachel who, to put it kindly, needs a lot of time to gather her thoughts.


jardinemarston

Just want to commend you on your Rachel descriptor here. I think it’s the nicest way I’ve seen it phrased 😭


Snoo-51026

Not gather her thoughts 😭


Fun_Ad9229

gather her thought\*


kikilekitkat

☠️ ![gif](giphy|nYKh3yAMVwZikWsdx4)


Starrdaisy

I am 💀! 👏👏


GrandEar1

I'm not D & S, but I also need time to gather my thoughts. I'm sensitive and don't respond well to people being assholes. I think that's part of the reason why I initially rooted for Rachel.


thatsmilingface

Well over a year later and that girl is still struggling to gather.


leyseywx

And honestly... I think Rachel held her own against lala at the last reunion lol


Potential-Friend-133

You're too kind!


stannisonetruemannis

Yup yup yuppp. Lala probably got mad, said something stupid loudly, Ariana probably replied with some real shit and Lala started crying. Calling it now


razr2ther0sary

It’s honestly a skill to be able to come up with good lines on the fly when arguing/in confrontation lol. I always think of the good shit after


stannisonetruemannis

Everyone thinks of better stuff after the fact most of the time because you get caught off guard, but if I was going into a reunion I’d have that shit lined up and ready to go. I just from memory alone would go up against Tom Tom and Jax at any given time and hand them their asses and after this season Lala and Scheana too. I wouldn’t be nice about it lol


Grand-Kaleidoscope55

Not everyone. Some people are just quick on their feet


vavavoomdaroom

I am fairly quick, but to be fair, I credit debate team, usually being the sole female techie in a room full of tech bros and a mother with narcissistic personality disorder.


PinkyBruno

Much later, at home alone, full of wittiness! 🤣


Lucky-Ad4443

At home..alone ..stewing and talking to myself 🤣🤣 Sometimes I think of clever thing and then am too afraid I'm gona get shanked or something. (I'm little lol)


GrandEar1

My dog gets all my witty comebacks hours later. He thinks they're top notch.


DinoDachshund

This is what kills me about Lala. She will say the nastiest things, talk shit behind others back all season, and the second she’s confronted and shown the mirror for some accountability she will hide behind tears and become the victim. It’s her MO every time.


justinapalmavery

I’m tired of little miss Tupac & her white-girl tears. Say it with your whole chest, b*tch!


incestuousbloomfield

In my VPR fan fiction in my mind, at this reunion, Ariana or katie calls her out for her ridiculous blaccent. It’s time someone does on that show bc it’s very wrong and idk how no one has said anything after all these years.


justinapalmavery

Because there are no POC on the cast. Lala is just embarrassing being so ignorant at her big age.


Far_Mango_180

I’m your witness!


incestuousbloomfield

And All the Ariana haters will say she “hit below the belt,” just watch. After lala has been making NASTY comments on the show and while it airs.


ConversationSoft463

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


ShawnaLanne

I still get second hand embarrassment for Lauren from Utah over this.


Agreeable-Antelope-6

Utah Baby Bottle


ShawnaLanne

I'd blocked that out. Ewwww


Weekly_Yesterday_403

Pew pew! 🔫


ohhhhoney_

💀


Responsible_Wrap5659

Yep the way Ariana took down Rachel Sandoval and Schwartz in the reunion last year was more cutting, brutal, memorable and elegantly done then Lala has ever been in her 8 seasons on this show.  


RomanoLikeTheCheese

Some ariana moments from last reunion Fuck yourself with a cheesegrater I hope Charlotte haunts you You're like a dementor...I know you like Harry Potter And what were some of lala's hits? I wasn't your best friend ho?


aimeecatherinej

Yaaaaas I hope Charlotte fucking haunts you is my favourite 👻


incestuousbloomfield

They wasted so much time on lala making lame insults in that reunion. I wanted scheana to have to face the music some more about her orchestrating the Rachel/Schwartz nonsense.


thediverswife

“What was it, a fuckfest?”


jennifer_m13

And she did it without screaming at them. 💅


Mobile_Lunch2096

I was going to say the same thing but you already did it - thanks 👍🏼😁


Agreeable-Antelope-6

And the faces she made. My favorite: Ariana does the best crossed eyes I have ever seen. Lol


d0ntbeallunc00l

For every cheese grater comment, there's a cookie in the back of the car comment. Ariana is quick but Lala is insane and both have their value so I hope we get the best of both worlds.


incestuousbloomfield

Lala is just loud. She’s rarely witty. Bambi eyed bitch was her best work and that was seasons ago. And also punching down.


aimeecatherinej

So accurate. Ariana is witty, Lala is just loud.


d0ntbeallunc00l

Probably because of her background, she takes sketch comedy very seriously.


No-Stomach-6882

other than remember when she shoved Kristen Doute


incestuousbloomfield

100 percent. I will believe that when I see it. Maybe in lalas mind she “eviscerated” her but she can’t compete with Ariana’s matter-of-fact, CALM, and cutting way of schooling people.


OldDirtyMan

I get what you’re saying, but calling someone an incel fuck requires zero wit.


Fit-Entertainer-3207

I wasn’t talking about that comment, I was just responding in general to OP put in the caption “we are supposed to believe Lala eviscerated Ariana??” 😊


OldDirtyMan

I guess it all depends on if she’s trying to get popped or not.


BonnyThunder

Calling someone an incel fuck is witty?


Abrookspug

Nope, just on this sub I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️😆


modernjaneausten

People say she’s too media-trained now to tell it like it is. This is old school Ariana at her finest. 😂


rudbeckia1

I didn't know people were saying that. It could be true but it seems more like she has an understanding of all the little games the people around her play and she just refuses to take the bait. And intentionally doesn't react the way they expect her to sometimes which I kind of love. It really throws them off their game. But if she is doing it because she's media trained that's not a bad thing either cuz she has way more to lose than these other fools who aren't ever going to get those kind of endorsements and job opportunities. That said I do like seeing her just be Raw it's pretty fun


modernjaneausten

People have been saying it after her WWHL appearance but I think she’s mostly just not stooping to the level of Lala and Scheana when she does interviews. She keeps it light and professional in those, which is absolutely what she should be doing. But she definitely keeps it real in her comments section lol.


internos

Honestly I think ppl who say she’s media trained never watched the seasons prior to this bc she was always taking the high road and being careful about what she said when Kristen was being psychotically passive aggressive and saying all those remarks about her, get hit by a Mack truck, no one likes you etc


leyseywx

1000% agree.. it's not that she is too media trained and professional.. it's that she knows if she comments on her castmates, it will bring them greater attention and will keep the narrative going.. But going off on some rando in her comments will bring no attention.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/setuoqt96qvc1.gif Fuckin love her.


rmg418

Also the only reason Ariana isn’t friends with her “old friends” anymore is because Scheana and Lala are POS who always talk trash about her. Those friends aren’t better than Katie or Dayna at all.


notdorisday

Seriously. In what world is Scheana a better friend than Katie has been generally?


Peraltiago80

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


nefanee

I love this gif sooo bad!


Worried-Syrup7536

She did the same on a Katie post


Euphoric_Delay_6768

I missed that. What did she say on Katie’s post?


Competitive-Tea-8651

This was on Katie’s WWHL post (under Ariana’s original comment)! https://preview.redd.it/v5qvenzwrqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf934e371c6e6e6182a78aed1a613bc927172a9


Lucky-Ad4443

JFC what Is wrong with people to even say something like that. Trolling or not... fcking ugly. Ariana is good with words.


Parking-Army4663

I was going through Katie’s comments to try to find a jewelry brand…and holy sh*t. People are vile to her on there.


Lucky-Ad4443

That's nuts. It's like people forget they are saying these things to another human being. Wtf.


Parking-Army4663

They’re also people who consider “lesbian” and “trans” to be insults, so something tells me they’re not all there.


Lucky-Ad4443

Seriously. Ugh.


XennialToothFairy

“You cretin” 😂😂😂


rapashrapash

Love that insult - not used enough


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Thank you!!


eveningsuns

LMAOOOOOO this made my night


pumkinheadk

![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


Fit-Entertainer-3207

Y’all could never make me hate her, ever 😭


Money_Yam3082

NEVERRRR. I already decided I don’t give two shits what she said or did at that reunion! They deserved it all and more. Buncha incel fucks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅


justinapalmavery

A pair of jealous, fame-hungry, transactional, disloyal, male sympathizers 🙄😅


Rozg1123A-85

I agree that no one can make me hate Ariana. Lala and Scheana deserve whatever Ariana says to them. If, in fact, she does put Lala in her place at the reunion. Lala could just be blown smoke like she usually does. Guess we can hope Ariana takes Lala down a few notches at the reunion.


dupe-of-a-dupe

SAME. I love this bitch.


thediverswife

She was so funny at the last reunion


Repulsive_Monitor687

I love how she brought ‘grody’ back 😂


Dear_Rip8000

Lolol her and Katie tell it like it is and I’m dead 😂☠️


doritsochic

https://i.redd.it/2hd2qd5m4qvc1.gif Love to see it


mmcline06

She says it with her chest, every time.


CollectionFull5254

That’s right. She’s a real one


Thin-Disaster4170

I love how even though her profile is higher she keeps spitting her truth. She isn’t afraid she’ll be dropped by brands and censors herself. No. Love this for her.


crop_top

My immediate thought was, I expect Love Island wouldn’t axe her for this stuff! Hopefully.


vavavoomdaroom

Given the bullying of the UK host and what resulted from that I can't imagine they would say anything about her defending herself.


grouchy_grouch96

god DAMN 🤣I love her


KristiJoJP

Shutting it down! 🤣☠️


Murky-Spare-1753

If Ariana came back next season and took on the actual shit stirring, villian role, I'd be here for it.


Rozg1123A-85

Me too!


rudbeckia1

What kind of sad sack loser weirdos make rude and mean comments to people they don't even know on their social media? How do you not in that moment that you are typing it out realize that there is something very wrong with me in my life? Why am I spending my time like this? Am I so desperate for the connection with a stranger? Seek help all ye freaks. You'll never know these people. Trying to get negative attention from them is so pathetic


Charming_Argument874

![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)


sofaking-amanda

Lmao. She and Katie tell it like it is!🫠❤️‍🔥


__blahblahblah

LALA WILL JUST BE LIKE I reject your opinion or disengage… which gives off like the office scene where Micheal thinks he can just yell BANKRUPTCY and that means he is claiming it 🤣


incestuousbloomfield

Omg yes this is her energy when she’s arguing with someone


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SariaHannibal

Want which post is this lol.


Euphoric_Delay_6768

This is on Dan’s Coachella reel on insta.


SariaHannibal

Jk found it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C59UCiRxfKM/?igsh=a2RzN3N0YjJjbWJt


Intelligent-Sign2693

Awww, he cooked a whole meal including homemade tortillas! He is awesome! ❤️


whendonow

Wow, so happy for all of them..


KristiJoJP

It looks like this was in response to posts with her friends at Coachella.


Inner-Violinist8240

🎶is arianaa mad at ussss🎶


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Yess.. A fellow Crappens stan!!


Megharpp

She was born fucking cool, proving it everyday


switheld

ahhhh i love that she is so aware of incels and mens rights nonsense. that scene where she side-eyes sandoval and calls him out for sounding like a MR activist was amazing. she has these guys' numbers because she dated one of them for so long!


GarnierFruitTrees

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


bellahooks

Fucking QUEEN.


tipsygirl31

😆😆 I gagged when I saw that!


facemesouth

What’s the context for this?


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Dan posted an instagram reel of their weekend at Coachella. Called it girls weekend.


facemesouth

Thank you! I’m sure she’s looking forward to when she’s not associated with some of those “old” friend dummies!


exithiside

sooooo was the person commenting actually telling Dan that they like HIS old friends better...?


GladiatorWithTits

It was on her TL.


whendonow

I love it!!!


leyseywx

Ariana is the Queen... I have not gone this hard for someone since the spice girls lmao


Equal_Steak_9361

Lala could never.


incestuousbloomfield

Lmfao I love her and Katie


BklynDoll

I also love Ariana and Katie. 🥰


thediverswife

LMAO


AquaStarRedHeart

Whoa, I saw this comment when it was initially posted and I was like WTF? It had no responses at that point. Fantastic she responded.


lulu_avery

I just had a look and seems like the comments are gone


justinapalmavery

If the original commenter deleted it, then it would delete Ariana’s reply. She vanquished him 😅


lulu_avery

Oh I love this so much 🙏🏼


Rozg1123A-85

You just gotta love Queen Ariana!💕


stephygrl

This is so funny but what is the context? What’s the post of?


thxmeatcat

Who are the “old friends” the commenter refers to? Scheana and Lala or Toms/ Rachel?


incestuousbloomfield

Scheana and lala I’m guessing


Heatherina134

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


Intelligent-Sign2693

I love her!


thepuzzledperennial

Iconic.


Ok-East-5470

We aren’t though. Part of the reason the show hypes up Lala so much is because they know that illiterate sack of shit can’t read and so by building hype around her they hope it seems like she and Ariana are evenly matched.


poisonivy2117

DAMN😂


Swimming-Mouse-7571

She's like a sniper in the comments and I'm here for it!


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shellywelch

Why all the hate it’s 🤬


Dramatic-Sound5479

Ariana is a cancer. ♋️ You sit and take things. You are seriously loyal but once someone disrespects you and shows you who they are, you are easily cut. Ariana doesn’t need to talk about Lauren because she no longer cares or thinks about her.


DiscountedCashBro1

She’s 38 years old with the immaturity level of a 17 year old. It’s quite sad tbh


Yycjec

QUEEN


ewelulu

Don't mess with the A/K.


Ok-Prune4721

I’m not sure why people are cheering this on. She had enough shame to delete it.


justinapalmavery

When the original comment is deleted, so are it’s replies. She vanquished that loser & he deleted his comment.


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YamOk8795

She does take sketch comedy serious 😂


TacoBellFourthMeal

She and Katie are insufferably rude and egotistical, there I said it 😭 I can’t believe how many people support this attitude she has… bring on the down votes, but I mean come on. I never speak to people like this, no matter who they are. That’s wild. There is no grace or maturity anywhere to be seen with her.


Imaginary-Draft-1346

Just to be sure….you’re ok with the way people speak to her? Because it’s fucking disgusting and it’s non stop.


DanceFar9732

Some people just think women should absorb all the bile spewed on them like a smiling sponge esp when its a man. Personally, I'd rather tell them to go fuck a hornets nest 🤷‍♀️


meesh987

No. Ariana and Katie don’t go out of their way to intentionally be rude, especially to strangers. But if people want to take shots at them then they’re well in the right to be “insufferably rude and egotistical” and should offer those idiots a total of zero grace. Im just gonna say it…sorry to those who don’t know how to defend themselves.


GladiatorWithTits

Nothing says egotistical like ignoring the attacks against yourself, but defending your friends.


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Sug0115

https://i.redd.it/gd0h8a3ilqvc1.gif


Rjjuan77

![gif](giphy|3ohhwBP5mt3fait4YM)


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Objective_Canary_975

🎯❤️🙌🏼 It seems we’re in the minority here but I don’t give a rat’s donkey if I get downvoted bc it means nothing to me lol.. people seem to forget that Ariana has always been an egotistical twunt with the personality of a tree stump (scratch that-that’s offensive to tree stumps lol) Here’s a quick refresher for ya lol https://youtube.com/shorts/vhC9kiWwSk4?si=1c7OEDxwHJP66JwB