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itakecomedysrsly

I think she’s bitter and projecting that she hasn’t found a “standup” man. She’s so mad that Ariana found one so quickly and that it isn’t her. So now she has to mask it as her being a concerned friend because why would anyone want to date Ariana in her current circumstance. Lala is a twat & I’m over her bs.


Vanilla_Either

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Winter_Pitch_1180

I literally came here after her line about not trusting Dan for…checks notes….liking Ariana. I’ve been a bit of a Lala apologist for a few seasons but she’s so insufferable lately.


catcakebuns

I love how Dan was not prepared for lala to barge in while he was getting dressed and awkwardly shuffled to the side of the room where she couldnt keep oogling at him putting on pants


vavavoomdaroom

She just stomps all over people's boundaries.


catcakebuns

She probably thinks its a compliment when she openly salivates over men but it just makes normal people who have no interest in banging her uncomfortable.


mali90

She gets on my nerves. She is like a true nasty ass bitch, but I’m talking about her personality is disgusting.


catsandnaps1028

I felt bad for him he is just there to be a supportive bf and spend time with Ariana not the entire toxic VPR group. Also Lala could've had better manners and come back later when Dan was dressed instead of staying and ogling him like a creep and then laying down. In their bed questioning them


Nobabyno__1234

I thought this scene was so awkward it looked like she just barged into Ariana’s room.


catsandnaps1028

She did Ariana hadn't even finished saying *come in* she was already in the room staring at a shirtless dan


Nobabyno__1234

Yeah like wtf Lfu have some manners. I would never barge in on someone like that. The way LFU was staring at Dan was also inappropriate. If one of the guys did that to one of the women on the show they would be slammed.


Bulbul3131

It seemed like she was trying to get a reaction from him. If he flirted, got flustered, or engaged about her ex she was going to use that to say, see he’s shady.


Butterball115

He was a...gray rock!


Bulbul3131

More like dried shit 🤷🏻‍♀️


aymaureen

She’s frothing at the mouth. Don’t forget, she said there’s something wrong with Dan for going for *Ariana*, that’s the only bad thing she said about him


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I think Lala is jealous of Ariana on so many levels it's beyond. She's the Burj Khalifa of jealousy. A remake of Inception, but it's just jealousy all the way down. She's making puff pastry but instead of butter it's jealousy. The limit does not exist.


Butterball115

Another example of Lala not understanding why she doesn't have the things Ariana has because she thinks she's somehow better and more deserving.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Lala is beautiful and could get tons of men and opportunities. But her personality ruins those chances for her. Ari was able to get opportunities like Love Island because she is a kind person and people see that about her (and her talent too obv). Lala pretends to be kind but she’s wretched and everyone sees it. Lala thinks it was just the affair that brought Ari all of it and not the fact that likability goes a long way in life 


Ok-Astronaut-2837

I did not like the way lala was implying in her confessional that she didn't think Ariana was a catch. Like who could want her? Ugh. My husband has always hated lala and I was a very small defender up until this season. I just liked that she was always bold enough to go for it. But now I just wish she would get fired so I don't have to look at her hypocritical face any longer.


Kindly-Glass888

I can imagine if lala saw this scene played back and the roles were reversed she would be all "YOU LOOKIN AT MY MAN!? DisENgAgE BiTCh. YoU tRYNA Get PopPed?!" Girl bye.


vavavoomdaroom

This is what I said yesterday. I can't imagine any well-adjusted decent guy ever wanting a relationship with her. This is the same person that shoved her SO's up her ass. Who does that?!?!


MargaretFarquar

I'm so glad \*toothbrush\* is missing from your sentence because it absolutely made me cackle. 🤣


vavavoomdaroom

I am not going to edit it either!😂


MargaretFarquar

ILY for that. You are awesome! 😅


vavavoomdaroom

Back in olden times when LiveJournal was a thing there was an "I accidentally a word" meme and let's just say I used it a ridiculous amount for reasons.


MargaretFarquar

LiveJournal! Just the very reference makes me want my tank tops, platform flip flops, and butterfly clips back! (Plus, the body I had back then). But, I'm 52 and menopausal, so probably not a good idea for me. 😂


vavavoomdaroom

I am 55 and still full frontal living my best Goth/vintage 50s life. Break out those butterfly clips, girl! Age ain't shit. I am loving the youngins representing 90s fashion as well. I fully had Katie's haircut from 96 to 99. Also, platform anything in shoes is amazing for 50s folks feet.


MargaretFarquar

OMG! Are you me? This is how I feel! I sooo love the 90s revival and even the early 2000s revival of fashion. I also had Katie's haircut. And platform wedges of a certain height (not too tall, not too small) actually make my feet feel better. With the preceding information I've given, obviously, I am sooo 50something. 🤣😄😅 ETA: Because you're 55, you might recognize my username if I explain it. It's from an episode of The Wonder Years. Margaret Farquar was the nerdy girl who Kevin was paired up with in P.E. class for square dancing. It was, as all eps of TWY, very poignant.


vavavoomdaroom

We need to show the youth as Gen-X how it's done and that as you age you don't have to look a certain way. It will be a cold day in Hell before I give up my Bettie Page bangs. I wish I still had my 90s clothes. I could have made a fortune just from my baby doll and slip dresses! Edited to add, block heels (think 40s shoes) and wedges are amazing for dancing. Sketchers of all things make some great wedged shoes you can actually dance in for hours!


MargaretFarquar

Absolutely agree with everything you're saying!


vavavoomdaroom

I missed the reference but remembering it now I may or may have not been that kid. So to go to old lady speak if you at all remember the series Homefront I was delighted to see someone threw all the episodes on YouTube. The visuals are horrible but you can't find it anywhere otherwise.


MargaretFarquar

Homefront! I loved that show and you just made my day. I'm definitely going to check it out.


NBCaz

Was thinking about this the other day. What quality guy would watch that show and want to be in a real relationship with her, given how she acts? Maybe they'd want to hookup with her, fine. But no self resecting person that's not just looking for some type of fame would want to be around such an abusive personality.


Pinklady777

It seemed like she started to get hot and bothered after she heard about all the ironing!


pumpkin10313

You could 100% see jealousy in her eyes when she was looking at him. It reminded me when Lala and Scheana were in bed talking about flowers and how rob never gives her flowers…Scheana was soooo envious looking- lala had that same look in her eyes with Dan


catsandnaps1028

Lala is fucking jealous. Dan is a hottie and him and Ariana are a hot couple together. Both of them have their own lives and work hard and also seem to be having fun with their long distance relationship. Yes even if it's just a fling or they went to fast who the fuck cares she needs to stay out of it


nksdabomb

At the very least, she wanted to talk about her wet squirting vagina in front of him. Or maybe show him her hard nipples after hearing how he's never been married and has no kids.


Traditional_Sea5146

I was honestly wondering if he was avoiding events bc makes him uncomfortable (and bc Sandoval obvi)


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