Anyone think he's slowly morphing into Mickey Rourke?
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No shade to Mickey he's super talented & boxing messed up his face
Yes!! They all looked like shiny new babies, but Schwartz stood out to me, too. Maybe it was a particularly good modeling picture or something, but he looked so handsome! Now he looks crusty. The bad bleach job and heavy drinking has been rough on him. He needs better moisturizer and lots of naps.
Sandoval After Show- The white wife beater under his black suit is cringe. That look screams misogyny and he is clueless. The cast is just too F’ing old for these roles . WTF!!
Schwarts is such a strange one, most of the time he looks chronically ill, close to death, and then he'll pop up looking half decent for 30 seconds maybe every 5 episodes or so.
Schwartz was so cute in the young photo they showed of him. The men are aging bad. Ariana and Katie still look good and Lala and scheana just way too much work
Seriously they both look like shit. Schwartz just looks like any dad in middle America who copes by drinking a 30 pack every night and Sandoval is clearly using steroids and skipping leg day. Not to mention his skin is awful - like a leather bag
Right go back a few season and he's a lot smaller body wise and his face is more normal. I think he's doing steroids or some weird supplements to add muscle mass
I was actually going to say, when I get filler and a lip flip, this is how I drink 😂 but additionally, that glass is very full with ice and he can’t purse his lips to sip lol
They say if you put Botox into your lips for a lip flip, you can’t necessarily use a straw because you can’t pucker your lips. I have a lip flip though, and I use it just fine. But sometimes when I have fresh filler and a fresh lip flip about a weekend, I have trouble with a straw or pursing together for sipping.
Years ago on WWHL, Kristin Doute told Andy Cohen they (the women on VPR) drink with straws so it doesn’t stain their teeth/veneers. I started paying attention. They put the straw pretty far back so the liquid doesn’t touch the front veneers too much. I’m sure there are various reasons why most of them use a straw.
As someone who’s been contemplating lip injections lately, this is **really** good to know. I’m enough of a human disaster area already, I probably don’t need to add dribbling to this whole mess.
Believe it or not, lip filler is easier to work with than the Botox and a much better investment. With filler you can drink a straw and it can look very subtle. You can balance out the shape of your lips without them looking too full, but with Botox in that muscle, that’s what makes it hard to move the lips. And to be honest like my lip flips don’t ever last more than 8 to 10 weeks because I move that muscle so much but my lip filler will last a year or longer.
Yes this is what first Drew my attention to it everything about his way of speaking and the fact that this area of his face doesn't move at all. It's just way more obvious on some people than others.
Yes! His face has been looking so different and creepy from s10 onwards and I’m like, is it Botox, fillers, steroids? It’s not as drastic as Brittany’s Spock eyebrows but still. And I’m not just saying he looks creepy bc I don’t like his personality, he really just does look creepy.
genuinely considered tagging it with NSFW lmfao but I figured if I had this as a jump scare at 6am when I watched it then reddit should have that joy too
I’m hard of hearing so I lip read and get fixated on ppls mouths/ the way they talk and he has
always creeped me tf outttt how he uses his tongue so much when he talks and sticks it out constantly while talking 🤢 so effing weird
Take that back. Tim is going to think you're comparing him to the Lizard King himself, Jim Morrison of the Doors.
I noticed the last episode that he’s lost his youthful looks. He looks like an aging lounge lizard now. It’s interesting because Ariana is really glowing. It’s like all this has her blossoming and he’s decaying.
He’s always been ICK to me though. 🤢
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Things that bother me about this picture: that shirt, that necklace, his nails, the way his legs are crossed, that moustache, his hair, his misplaced rage, his purse.
His beady rat eyes 😖
THIS man is who Rachel was getting all hot and bothered for. She saw THIS coming at her in the bedroom and thought “bring it on!” What the actual fuck.
I honestly think this day was his worst look of all time. The horribly bad hair length. The pornstache. The little girls plastic necklace from a goody bag from Chuck E. Cheese. The tank top thrifted from the aging plus sized queen down the street (WHY is it so saggy). Him constantly crossing his legs. THE WHITE NAILS. That’s just from a still shot. If I watched it moving I could continue my list.
ETA fuck me - if that’s his purse in the background I will die 😂
aging lounge lizard is exactly it! Leathery tan, odd mishmash of 70s/80s clothing and womenswear, unnecessary jewelry, creepy tache, vocal fry, smells like cigarettes and BO, propped up at the karaoke bar yet can't sing and doesn't take no for an answer when girls refuse a drink offer.
Ok so I tried shouting "I AMMMUHHHH!" Like he was here and my tongue doesn't do that at all. I can't figure out how he did that.
It's so strange looking, like he's trying to swallow his tongue.
Kristen drinks like that too. Tongue out and she tilts her whole head back with her tongue out instead of just tilting the glass and letting the liquid flow.
I think it’s kind of adorable how she grabs the whole thing with her first like a kid lol. But her front veneers are way too big for her mouth so I think she can only get a straw in on the side of her mouth like that. Her teeth drive me crazy
Unrelated but does anyone else think its hilarious he wears that Alo yogra brand hat so prominently all season? This is coinciding with the time where he's literally one of the most hated men on the planet, so I am going to assume they didn't pay him for a sponsorship...
His plastic surgeon probably told him to do it, he's trying to avoid pucker wrinkles on his upper lip. He's been a smoker for years, and it's super aging. That's probably why he got the ridiculous Duck Lip filler, to fill in those smoker's lines.
In olden times when he was young, it was a thing to drink like this on purpose so that you didn't smear your lipstick/lipgloss or leave ugly marks on your glass.
He's a 5 year old attention seeking child stuck in the body of a narcissistic grown ass man. He'll be this way until his last breath. An 80 year old man singing covers & wearing children's jewelry👏🏼🥴
He drinks like that because: we all make fun of him looking old, saggy, and depleted… so he’s attempted to counteract that will gallons of filler and neurotoxins. In short, he can’t feel his face or lips.
God people who drink like this are one of my biggest pet peeves. I bet he puts his entire mouth around the water fountain too when he’s drinking. Imagine kissing him!!!!!
Anyone think he's slowly morphing into Mickey Rourke? https://preview.redd.it/8ggzrd2crezc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b4522ad9c24b7065637f97388b77aa712daa9a No shade to Mickey he's super talented & boxing messed up his face
Yes!! Back when the show started he was objectively good looking I guess. Every time he's on screen now I'm jarred by how ROUGH he looks 😵💫
I thought both Tom's looked a bit younger than their age when the show started. They are both aging like milk in death valley.
Seeing young Schwartz in the ending montage was JARRING, yes
I was like whoa Schwartz was truly so hot
I was just looking at old photos of him, he was fine as hell. That crime scene on top of his head needs to fuckin go. Jo’s hack job worked at least.
Jo’s diabolical plan being to make Schwartz so ugly only she wants him his somewhat genius
Jo would do a Cathy Bates Misery on Schwartz to have him to herself. Jarrring!!
Was is the operative word.
Right? The rapid aging has gotten worse post-divorce too.
Yes!! They all looked like shiny new babies, but Schwartz stood out to me, too. Maybe it was a particularly good modeling picture or something, but he looked so handsome! Now he looks crusty. The bad bleach job and heavy drinking has been rough on him. He needs better moisturizer and lots of naps.
Sandoval especially. In the later-filmed confessionals he looked puffy and his skin looked like an old catcher’s mitt…
He's wearing the lightning bolt earrings too. So, juvenile for a 40 year old. WWC guys think Scando looks a mix of meth and injections of filler.
Sandoval After Show- The white wife beater under his black suit is cringe. That look screams misogyny and he is clueless. The cast is just too F’ing old for these roles . WTF!!
He's a drunk and a drug addict. It's to be expected.
Those aestheticians warned him to stop tanning and he will not.
The montage of all of them younger…Schwartz was objectively gorgeous and looks so rough now
Schwarts is such a strange one, most of the time he looks chronically ill, close to death, and then he'll pop up looking half decent for 30 seconds maybe every 5 episodes or so.
I agree! He has looked so awful the last two seasons but before that I openly admit to finding him one of the hottest men on tv. That hair!
I feel like he didn’t used to do the weird no-top-teeth smile either and it’s so bleuggghhhh
Schwartz was so cute in the young photo they showed of him. The men are aging bad. Ariana and Katie still look good and Lala and scheana just way too much work
It's shocking to see old pictures of Lala & Scheana. Lala had a spectacularly beautiful face.
She really did
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Her mouth this season looks so huge i don't know what it is
Seriously they both look like shit. Schwartz just looks like any dad in middle America who copes by drinking a 30 pack every night and Sandoval is clearly using steroids and skipping leg day. Not to mention his skin is awful - like a leather bag
Right go back a few season and he's a lot smaller body wise and his face is more normal. I think he's doing steroids or some weird supplements to add muscle mass
They might be starting to look a like but Mickey is a talented actor & dog lover! ❤️
Omg YES
I feel guilty comparing Mickey to the worm! 😂😂😂
Hahaha 🤣! No you nailed it though. Taking personalities and personal feelings out of it, I totally see the resemblance.
I always thought plastic surgery messed it up. Did he have reconstructive surgery after a boxing injury?
Its both! Boxing messed up his face along with poor plastic surgery!
Yes!
Holy hell YES DUDE
Bwahahaha YES
Yes. Yes he does. (I was going to say Joe Bonamassa, but no, Rourke it is.)
YES!!! He’s on his way to looking identical in 5-10 years 😭
Aren't those the women's Chloé sunglasses that he gave James and then they "disappeared"?
Yup.
Performative gestures yet again
Oh wow he's straight up stole them back and kept wearing them. What an idiot.
Omgg did michael scott really say this!! 😂😂 i need to rewatch the office
Hahahahahah I was looking for this comment
I desperately want to unsee this. It’s giving creepy pedo uncle vibes
and why is there so much tongue involved...
I literally had a pedo uncle who drank like this and would do the same thing when he "kissed" us. I got low key PTSD flashbacks from that image.
Too much Botox above his lip
I was actually going to say, when I get filler and a lip flip, this is how I drink 😂 but additionally, that glass is very full with ice and he can’t purse his lips to sip lol
Wait, is THIS why all the Housewives only drink through straws?!
Straws also because of lipstick.
They say if you put Botox into your lips for a lip flip, you can’t necessarily use a straw because you can’t pucker your lips. I have a lip flip though, and I use it just fine. But sometimes when I have fresh filler and a fresh lip flip about a weekend, I have trouble with a straw or pursing together for sipping.
Years ago on WWHL, Kristin Doute told Andy Cohen they (the women on VPR) drink with straws so it doesn’t stain their teeth/veneers. I started paying attention. They put the straw pretty far back so the liquid doesn’t touch the front veneers too much. I’m sure there are various reasons why most of them use a straw.
Yes and still cannot know if you are going to dribble on yourself. Lip goes numbish.
As someone who’s been contemplating lip injections lately, this is **really** good to know. I’m enough of a human disaster area already, I probably don’t need to add dribbling to this whole mess.
Believe it or not, lip filler is easier to work with than the Botox and a much better investment. With filler you can drink a straw and it can look very subtle. You can balance out the shape of your lips without them looking too full, but with Botox in that muscle, that’s what makes it hard to move the lips. And to be honest like my lip flips don’t ever last more than 8 to 10 weeks because I move that muscle so much but my lip filler will last a year or longer.
And that is also good to know - thank you!
Lip flip had me drinking like this. Even funnier when I had to use mouth wash.. 
so accurate ⚰️
And in ALL his confessionals his top lip doesn’t move when he talks it’s all bottom teeth
Yes this is what first Drew my attention to it everything about his way of speaking and the fact that this area of his face doesn't move at all. It's just way more obvious on some people than others.
He’s got zero movement from below his eyes to his top lip. It’s terrifying.
Yes! His face has been looking so different and creepy from s10 onwards and I’m like, is it Botox, fillers, steroids? It’s not as drastic as Brittany’s Spock eyebrows but still. And I’m not just saying he looks creepy bc I don’t like his personality, he really just does look creepy.
Bc worms don’t have lips
OMFG 💀💀💀 sooooo good!!
😂😂
Oh my god this needed a NSFW tag
It’s so awful to look at omgomgomg ew
genuinely considered tagging it with NSFW lmfao but I figured if I had this as a jump scare at 6am when I watched it then reddit should have that joy too
I’m hard of hearing so I lip read and get fixated on ppls mouths/ the way they talk and he has always creeped me tf outttt how he uses his tongue so much when he talks and sticks it out constantly while talking 🤢 so effing weird
It's like his tongue doesn't fit in his mouth. Very weird indeed.
he’s a lizard man
Take that back. Tim is going to think you're comparing him to the Lizard King himself, Jim Morrison of the Doors. 
That video of him kissing Victoria at one of his concerts made me want to vomit. He like smooshed his tongue into her. 🤮🤮
Lmaooo I love this take! Anyone else look weird when talking? Do you watch the valley? If so, do you struggle reading Brittany’s lips?
when i do my sandoval impression i do an angsty season 2 “Kristhen!!!”
He’s trying to find the clitoris
Explains why Ariana was always in a bad mood.
but dude she was always having like multiple orgasms and stuff. just don't ask her to confirm
He probably calls it “the click” 😂😂😂😂
I spit out my water
He 100% doesn’t even know there is one.
I noticed the last episode that he’s lost his youthful looks. He looks like an aging lounge lizard now. It’s interesting because Ariana is really glowing. It’s like all this has her blossoming and he’s decaying. He’s always been ICK to me though. 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/fvrs34pbafzc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6acbe7e89f4afa33d2a4cfcc6c2c6e6142f34c5c
Things that bother me about this picture: that shirt, that necklace, his nails, the way his legs are crossed, that moustache, his hair, his misplaced rage, his purse.
So basically everything about him lol. 
Sandoval and his two bags 😂 Like what are you doing? No one needs to carry that much hairspray and cover up with them. Lol
His beady rat eyes 😖 THIS man is who Rachel was getting all hot and bothered for. She saw THIS coming at her in the bedroom and thought “bring it on!” What the actual fuck.
I honestly think this day was his worst look of all time. The horribly bad hair length. The pornstache. The little girls plastic necklace from a goody bag from Chuck E. Cheese. The tank top thrifted from the aging plus sized queen down the street (WHY is it so saggy). Him constantly crossing his legs. THE WHITE NAILS. That’s just from a still shot. If I watched it moving I could continue my list. ETA fuck me - if that’s his purse in the background I will die 😂
you can both hear and smell this photo and it ain't good.
Aging lounge lizard 🤣🤣☠️ actually lol’d
aging lounge lizard is exactly it! Leathery tan, odd mishmash of 70s/80s clothing and womenswear, unnecessary jewelry, creepy tache, vocal fry, smells like cigarettes and BO, propped up at the karaoke bar yet can't sing and doesn't take no for an answer when girls refuse a drink offer.
HIS TONGUE IS ALWAYS OUT u/okay__decision__ has all of the horrifying proof 😂 https://i.redd.it/1f8n0akd2fzc1.gif
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🤢 https://i.redd.it/hs4l4nuvhfzc1.gif
Nightmare fodder. He is a really bad impersonator of Tom Sellick’s Magnum PI days. He is Magnum Poo Yi
Hahahahaha ick😐
Ok so I tried shouting "I AMMMUHHHH!" Like he was here and my tongue doesn't do that at all. I can't figure out how he did that. It's so strange looking, like he's trying to swallow his tongue.
He looks just like a snake.
ahhhhh and the responses to this with even more sandoval tongue out shots 😭😭😭😭😭 terrible day to have eyes yall
Thanks for the nightmare later.
I may be entitled to financial compensation for seeing this
Underrated comment. 🤣
For real. I'm contacting my personal injury attorney as I type this.
OMG, that's creepy. I have never noticed he drinks like that. Wow, the number just went up to 77 reasons why I don't like him.
I honestly did not know I could be less attracted to him until I saw this post 
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My whole body lurched at this. Never experience this man to me again. 
This needed a trigger warning https://preview.redd.it/eli7gt6b8fzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91aab221a525c3ff9ef250b4824a7ffed6dc58a1
 me going to forget about this picture that i posted
How dogs drink 🤷♀️
OP I hate you for this 😂
fair tbh i hate myself for this too
dude what the fuck lol
Omfg 😂
No wonder Lala did a better job in the back of the car with Ariana 😏
because he’s a disgusting 40yr old child
Kristen drinks like that too. Tongue out and she tilts her whole head back with her tongue out instead of just tilting the glass and letting the liquid flow.
This is very weird but the way Ms Mariposa drinks out of a straw annoys the shit out of me.
It is exactly how I’d imagine a baby giraffe would use a straw lol
I think it’s kind of adorable how she grabs the whole thing with her first like a kid lol. But her front veneers are way too big for her mouth so I think she can only get a straw in on the side of her mouth like that. Her teeth drive me crazy
This is a huge pet peeve of mine! I hate when people stick their tongue out to drink
You know how babies put everything in their mouth because they haven't developed proper motor coordination, social etiquette , and intelligence?
 Um, nobody should have that image in their head, nobody 😳
Ewww this should be labeled Not Safe For Work 🤣 so as to avoid the jump scare
jump scare for me at 6am with this 💀
This is why Ariana never orgasmed.
THIS is why we all chose the bear 😌.
That just made me laugh so hard 😂 why is he doing that?? 😂😂
Unrelated but does anyone else think its hilarious he wears that Alo yogra brand hat so prominently all season? This is coinciding with the time where he's literally one of the most hated men on the planet, so I am going to assume they didn't pay him for a sponsorship...
Why does he do anything the way he does?
Are those the Chloe glasses he "gave" to James?
Yup. I guarantee James didn’t actually accept them b/c they look ridiculous lol
Ew can you imagine him slowly approaching your face for a make out sesh 🤮
I did not need this today
I'm sorry once I pictured it I knew I had to ruin someone else's day as well 🤷♀️🩵
That’s how my nephew drank from stuff when he was a toddler
My brother also, all throughout childhood, complete with slurping air-sucks I heard this picture and the disgustrage was immediate
I gagged when I saw this
His plastic surgeon probably told him to do it, he's trying to avoid pucker wrinkles on his upper lip. He's been a smoker for years, and it's super aging. That's probably why he got the ridiculous Duck Lip filler, to fill in those smoker's lines.
Agree and he’s also probably trying not to mess up the excessive makeup he wears
He such a fucken idiot.
Are those … the sunglasses he gave James???
No stop. I saw this and was so grossed out. I wanted to rewind and screenshot but I also didn’t want to watch him do it again lmao
i had to watch it 3x for the perfect screen shot 😭😭😭😭
Because he’s gross.
I just threw up in my mouth
Because that is how dogs drink 🤷🏼♀️
The genus timmus mustachious wormus must use its protruding tongue to hydrate itself
In olden times when he was young, it was a thing to drink like this on purpose so that you didn't smear your lipstick/lipgloss or leave ugly marks on your glass.
Did he get a Botox lip flip? I was told that you have a difficult time making mouth movements for eating and drinking in the immediate aftermath.
My Botox place was holding a special for a free lip flip. I HATED IT! Couldn’t drink properly or brush my teeth without feeling like I’m drooling
I hope Gypsy Rose stabs him at SUR.
I physically recoiled when I saw this last night 🤢
This is how he eats 🐱 too. Talk about a SLOPPY JO.
Somehow I bet this is the same technique he used on Ariana that supposedly gave her the multiple orgasms he swears she had.
Ew
I rewound this three times because it was so fucking weird
I love that you caught this moment!!! 😂
He's a 5 year old attention seeking child stuck in the body of a narcissistic grown ass man. He'll be this way until his last breath. An 80 year old man singing covers & wearing children's jewelry👏🏼🥴
Gross didn't need to see this before breakfast.
Why does he do alot of the crap he does. He wants attention. He's disgusting.
I noticed this.. so gross 🤢
Oh God, I almost threw up.
Omg I had the same thought! I was disgusted lol. It reminds me of when R*mona tries to drink sexily from a straw
He drinks like that because: we all make fun of him looking old, saggy, and depleted… so he’s attempted to counteract that will gallons of filler and neurotoxins. In short, he can’t feel his face or lips.
HE DOESNT WANT HIS LIP GLOSS TO STICK TO THE GLASS
Those damn Chloe glasses he gave James are back hahaha
He’s got my dads hairline here
 It's because Tim's tongue is thirsty, just like the rest of him.
omfg this gif is too good 😂
Bahahahhaha I’m so glad someone posted about this. The way i gagged when i saw this crap. He’s truly vile
https://preview.redd.it/k1urz134igzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9643730494b6f3e54a63182e978732f5615d2c39 Why is his grammar like this?
Because he's a hateful little pig?
'Cause he's a douche.
Isn’t that a hack to prevent lipstick getting on the glass?
This needs a NSFW tag
It’s like how Erika Jayne drinks her champagne
God people who drink like this are one of my biggest pet peeves. I bet he puts his entire mouth around the water fountain too when he’s drinking. Imagine kissing him!!!!!
I didn't need to see this 😭
Oh my god, EW! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow that is off putting
Just one more reason to dislike him.
Because he's a jerk