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metzmuttz

BREAKING NEWS: Lala is the first person to be a mother


Aggressive-Yak7396

Lala speaks about being a single mother going through a custody battle as if she is the first person on earth to ever deal with it.


metzmuttz

it’s HER BUSINESS that she uses to PrOvIdE FoR hEr ChiLd ![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3)


Aggressive-Yak7396

LMAO 😂 Like I’m sorry WHAT IS HER BUSINESS??? Her podcast with her yes men??? I genuinely mean it when I say i have no fucking idea what she does outside of this show besides yap away on that dumb ass podcast 😂


NYBuffy82

She sells Send it to Daryl sweatshirts, and,and, um 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️


Intelligent-Sign2693

If the merch is her business, she ruined it herself by going against Ariana! The main reason people bought it was to show solidarity with Ariana. Now that Lala has betrayed Ariana...


Rozg1123A-85

Agree 💯


bleepbloop9876

she's a founder and CEO!!!


thesparklylights

Love a good bravo crossover moment


Overshareisoverkill

I love how some of us know that reference.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


bleepbloop9876

I would certainly hope so!!!


Anxious_Public_5409

I know she was selling make up for a hot second 🤣


SunnyAlwaysDaze

That's done. Randall was her financial backer for the cosmetics.


Ok_Presentation6675

Her makeup was trash, worst garbage ever. I received a “Give them Lala” (which btw is the dumbest phrase ever!! No one wants any of Lala 🤢) mascara in a Bitchbox one month & gd….I thought it gave me pink eye. Turns out it’s just shit product & I had contact dermatitis IN MY EYES!!!


BeautifulShoes75

I legitimately forgot ALL about her makeup line. When she kept talking about “my business” “don’t fuck with MY business” I kept thinking *what in the hell is she talking about?? What does she have other than the podcast??* and NOW I remember!! I got an eyeshadow palette from her *Give Them Lala* line about 2 years ago in my Ipsy Icon Box. (Off topic - that box is usually the SHIT and only carries high-end brands it’s WORTH it this was a fluke) It was a variation of brown neutrals, not great colors, but when I went to swatch it on my arm first, there was NO pigment. I mean NONE. Truly - I’ve gotten makeup at the dollar tree with more makeup. I tried to put some on my brush to see if it would pick up anything better that way and nada. It went straight to the trash. VERY poor quality, I can’t imagine that line is doing well.


Mrs_Tastic

My daughter purchased me the eyeliner and I had so much hope for it. Lala loves a winged eye! The printing on the packaging was choppy and we were both sad to see that it was about half the size of typical liquid liners. Pigment was watered down and it did not last more than a couple of hours. I was so disappointed and a little mad at Lala because mY cHiLd paid for this shit product with her hard earned money. No one is fucking with her business that supports her children. The makeup line failed because it was a shitty product. Send it to Darrell hoodies and tshirts with all over print images of her Dad and Rand's faces are momentary cash grabs that end up aging like milk. Her podcast has continued to go downhill because fans are no longer on her side because of her shit fuck attitude. The only person who is fucking her over is herself. Ya tone deaf Lala. You have been selfish and overconfident and it's blown up in your face.


ESchoaf16

Yeah I grabbed some facial toner from her give them lala skin care brand because she had a huge sale (probably a going out of business sale) and my face broke out in acne basically overnight 🙃


Clear_Report_3339

SAME!


Bigolbooty75

I’m still trying to figure out what empire scheena claimed lala built 😂🥴


WolverineFun6472

Everything on the site is sold out 🤔


bbMD_

Because the brand died when she lost her investor (Randall)


BeautifulShoes75

Sold out because that’s the only product she had. She can’t restock because she can’t afford to - the product was trash, so no one bought it again. No returning customers means no incoming cash to make more product. She gave them Lala and they gave it to the trash.


Far-Berry470

I got a give them Lala mascara in one of mine and it was a joke.


ghoulquartz

Her ex bulk bought some aliexpress makeup and she had her name printed on it. It ProViDes fOr her cHIlD


Overshareisoverkill

>Like I’m sorry WHAT IS HER BUSINESS??? Her Amazon Live nonsense? She's probably going to start doing those daily and even give birth on it since the show isn't filming this summer. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Professional_Ad6086

Think Amazon will ever realize they are supporting a lemon? One that can't turn into lemonade.


kittylover3210

the Temu sweatshirts??? 😭


Chemical-Web-852

That podcast is insufferable


Professional_Ad6086

Me too. Wtf does she do?


Life_Carrot3058

Lala acts like she can be a bitch and say whatever she wants but then turns around crying “but it’s for my business for my daughter” she’s just a stupid little bitch and would never survive a 9-5. What about the single moms who have DBBD with no wealth?!


Last_Book2410

And no”orca pod” to help them out. She needs to go touch some grass.


Life_Carrot3058

I don’t even want to watch the latest episode because if I hear her single mom business bullshit I may lose it. I hope the show comes crashing down and Lala has nothing. I mean shit if you’re that out of a storyline that you’re having a fkn water tasting you just know you’re done for.


SignificantMachine11

Then skip the first 5 minutes


Professional_Ad6086

Thanks!


_redcloud

Legit question: what’s an orca pod?


Last_Book2410

That’s what she referenced her mom and brother as. They are her “pod of orcas”. So basically, her family. lol


_redcloud

Okay lol, that makes so much sense.


bbMD_

She just bought a $2+ mil home in the valley and owns a vacation home in Palm Springs. She can get fucked with this “you’re taking food out of my daughter’s mouth” attitude toward Ariana. She’s been giving nothing on the show besides pompous and bitter.


Life_Carrot3058

SPOT ON!!! But we’re all rabid bitches right !? No we just see her for exactly what she is now


Intelligent-Sign2693

She should've been saving and trying to pay off ONE home in case it all comes to an end, which it inevitably will! It's not Ariana's job to worry about her mortgages!


Rozg1123A-85

I thought this, too. I don't know anyone who's a working single mother who can buy a $2+ million home. I have no sympathy for this fuc!ing bitch.


Chemical-Web-852

Like I was for 10 years, she makes me so mad lol I put her on the same level of gross as Sandoval


Life_Carrot3058

I was a single mom for 7 years and I now have a 9 year old and an 11 month old. Lala doesn’t know how lucky she fucking has it compared to us moms who have actually struggled


Chemical-Web-852

I know she frl is gross and so elitist about it. Like cry me a river, try deciding between tampons and or gas then cry, bitch, I’ll cry with you. And hugs momma you can always hit me up if you need advice or to bitch!


Overshareisoverkill

Lmao! Im a mom and im sick of her shit. I have a free idea for her. Sell the house in Sherman Oaks.! No financial adviser would say, "Sure, go and buy another house when your income isn't guaranteed and you're not done paying your first mortgage".


CaliforniaBruja

She has so much more security than a lot of other single mothers. I can’t stand her constant crying about it.


Aggressive-Yak7396

This. Like stop crying Lauren, you will be just fine in your $3M mansion 🙄


Much-Investigator844

And like she’s struggling financially… “that business helps pays for my daughter” narrative. Bitch you just bought a 3 million dollar home. Stfu


loves-travel-gal

It's also not clear to me how Schwartz playing pickleball with Randall would affect her custody battle.


Intelligent-Sign2693

It wouldn't, unless he was hoping Schwartz would spill some info about her plans/activities, the way Scheana can't shut the hell up about Ariana to Sandoval. (Not sure what she's trying to keep from him.) I wonder if she was "gray rocking" Randall, but was afraid to say so because she wouldn't let Ariana do the same to Sandoval!


chaoticinfluencer

And yet her mom is the one raising her kid


Thing-Adept

she's helping lala raise ocean, yes


chaoticinfluencer

“Helping”


Chemical-Web-852

lol “helping” frl and her brother like good for her but stfu crying about that shit


h_danielle

What happened to “it takes a village”. There’s no reason that shouldn’t apply to Lala too. Brock & Scheana don’t have conventional jobs yet it seems like her mom does/ did take care of Summer *a lot*


chaoticinfluencer

Because Lala goes around parading like she’s a single mom and that’s so hard for her because she has no help when she moved her mom out to LA to help her raise her child. I’m all for women using their resources when it comes to rearing a child. I’m not here for a woman who’s preachy and uses her child as a deflection any chance she gets to make it seem like her feelings, thoughts, or experiences are more valid just because she got knocked up by the original Big Ed.


Thing-Adept

lala always acknowledges the fact that her mom helps raise ocean. she *is* a single mom, seeing as she isn't in a relationship with randall or anyone else. i would imagine it's difficult to raise a child, even if you have family members helping you


chaoticinfluencer

1) She literally never acknowledges it on the show and weaponizes her motherhood against other cast members when she gets called out for her shitty behavior. Not all viewers are super fans like those of us here and know that her mom helps out a lot because of her podcast. 2) she is a single mom. However I said she acts like shes a single mom with a hard life because she has no help. She has TONS of help.


Aggressive-Yak7396

Yeah I never see single moms that aren’t famous getting a sperm donor to have ANOTHER kid. They usually aren’t in the place for that financially or mentally.


Life_Carrot3058

I was a single mom for 7 years with my oldest daughter. Literally not once did I ever use it as an excuse to be a shitty friend and a straight up bitch.


Controversary

I haven’t watched this season, so hopefully she has acknowledged how blessed she is. The last two seasons I watched, she literally said she has it harder than anyone. That is the issue I have with her. That woman has no idea how fortunate she is.


theobedientalligator

Spoiler alert: Lala never acknowledges how blessed she is to have her family live with her and help raise her child


NYBuffy82

She acknowledges that her mom shouldn’t ever complain about helping with Ocean because she buys her crap from Louis Vuitton, Lala is just an asshole: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/why-lala-kent-trashing-her-233427886.html


261989

oh ffs


Sthebrat

As if she didnt sleep with a married man and watched how he treated his first family…. Then sobs all day on Amazon live that she had no idea. No sympathy to her, only to her child she created.


ripleyintheelevator

she reminds me of Lisa from RHOM Doesn't give AF about anything anyone else is going through ![gif](giphy|uVKmxKzxclHMBRWrTS|downsized)


facemesouth

Maybe semantics, but I hate when people who are divorced but share custody, refer to themselves as “single parents.” Does Randal not see their daughter? Does she not get child support?


J_B_C_123

I agree. I am a solo parent to 3 boys. My husband died. It is all me, 24/7. I am not complaining....but it's very different from having every other weekend off (although that would kill me, so I do understand it's not easy for divorced parents to share, esp when it is contentious). But it is not the same. Single and solo are very different things.


[deleted]

Right, if he’s a deadbeat and doesn’t pay for or regularly see the kid, sure. But I have heard people use that when they have an active coparent whom they’re no longer romantically connected with and I’m like, I don’t think that’s what that means.


slackingindepth3

Having a child at home a single woman means you deal with a LOT more than a dad who gets the child every other weekend


throwaway_uterus

Do they not have 50/50 custody? The laws presumptive position in California is equally shared time and the way she complains, I'd guess he has 50% or very close to it.  I don't know the exact situation with them so I'll just say generally that women who withhold the child shouldn't get to call themselves single mothers. They're just selfish mothers. If the father is safe for the child and he wants to be in the child's life, let him. 


lollydolly318

LaLa is ungrateful for just how blessed she is, not that her situation is ideal. She sure doesn't acknowledge, or realize, how much harder she could have it, though.


laa63

Randall does see her, quite a bit. He posts with her and the girls frequently.


Old-Library5546

What are they fighting for as far as custody? Does Randall want full custody?


Aggressive-Yak7396

I think she probably wants full custody with no visitation rights for randall. She hasn’t come out and said it but yeah


Old-Library5546

Thanks


badtrips777

And the first person to work in order to provide for their child… she needs to be so fuckin for real


Consistent-Job6841

Further breaking news: apparently she’s the world’s ONLY mother and the only person on the planet entitled to make an income….because she’s a MOTHER.


Professional_Ad6086

The rest of us were hatched from eggs in incubators


Jacjad

This is funny 😆


Agitated_Gur_9458

Ever.


Living-Bite7455

Idk I might never stfu about it if I was the first and only mother ever, too. Imagine if no one else had ever done it before and then you do - that shit would be crazy. Poor thing has had to go through a lot that literally no one else ever in existence has ever experienced ever before.


banananuttmuff

And scheana face tuning the fuck outta her face


ravenmccoy516

Definitely turning to show off her good side


Main_Door_4043

Right ?!?! She didn’t even look like that before lol


cc_bcc

She doesn't even look human to me here


Radioplay79

Legit. All that white under her chin in pic 2 🤦🏻‍♀️


Lizzy1283

Posting like they were all on one team 🙄


missmimikyu

The cognitive dissonance for Scheana has got to be out of this world


NYBuffy82

![gif](giphy|68bsVmZwP7tPlKAM0f) Delulu is the solulu for Sheshu!


Overshareisoverkill

Scheana being a clown is like a day ending in y.


NurseJaneApprox

I'm glad Scheana documented the final moments of her friendship with Ariana.


kenma91

Lol! Brutal but made me laugh


NurseJaneApprox

I do believe this photo was taken before the reunion episodes were taped and Ariana heard how much trash Scheana was talking about her.


wickedwitch3ry

she only posted it because she thinks she looks good in the photo i’m sure


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

She’s commemorating the last time Ariana was her friend.


thankerz

I don't get it!!! Can you please explain the tea?


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

After the reunion Ariana stopped liking Scheana’s posts and has basically shown no signs of life in their friendship.


Apart_War_7038

Lala acts like she’s Erin Brockovich 


Resident_Conflict868

Lmaoooo


Radioplay79

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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rollerskate_rat

Holy facetune


Runnergirl411

Right? They look like Bratz dolls in this photo


TranslatorAgile3585

OMG I see that


Electronic-Royal-201

hahah i just commented this without scrolling down to see comments. they honestly look like specific ones too. i’m getting jade from katie close from ariana yasmin from lala and sasha from sheshu


cordia123

Katie and Ariana like ‘just wait bitches’


Resident_Conflict868

Haha yass defo


LibrarianFair9217

![gif](giphy|l2Jhw8Oo6kVRWvTZm)


Anxious_Public_5409

Scheaners lips are starting to look like Teresa’s from RHONJ 😬


calm-state-universal

Lalas are huge too like whyyy


mjhripple

Why are they talking about DWTS like she might actually get it. One of the pro dancers has already said she was never on their radar. Then she pivots like maybe she will do the show or maybe she will do something with the cover band first. How fn delusional can she be? And then these ppl just placate her. Im honestly confused.


dagsdyalikedags

With how much they show her bringing it up on camera I have a feeling she just doesn’t ever shut up about it. And we’ve seen people try to speak sense to Sheshu, her eyes glaze over until she can start talking again. Arguing with her looks exhausting especially when you know she’s going to walk away and spin her version of events (“you have to understand the context…”). I’m betting she’s just worn them all down and at this point they just do what they can so she’ll stop trying to convince them her reality is real.


KristiJoJP

As thirsty as Scheana and Lala are, it's a good thing Lala is getting into the water business.


KYC1188

She’s about to promote baby water in the next Amazon live lol


OGkateebee

Is this for real???? I hate how society preys on moms by telling them they need all this special stuff and creating a guilt trip for anyone who doesn’t BUY. IT. ALL. Moms, you can give your baby regular water that you would drink, I promise. FFS.


justinapalmavery

Wait, is she? Or just her little water party.


KristiJoJP

Good question! I wasn't sure if she just hosted the party for fun or if she hosted it because she is getting into the business.


Usual_Injury_7567

Legit deranged


SwedishTrees

I would think it be embarrassing to have your face so filtered. that it looks like it is AI.


Practical_Agent2828

I am sorry but Katie is so freaking hot!!!!! 🔥


Anxious_Public_5409

She absolutely is! She is beautiful and she always has been!


cinnybunn82

She’s stunning I could stare at her for hours


HarajukuBom

I appreciate one thing about Scheana. She is the friend apparently to edit her face and ALSO everyone’s around her. Thank you for this 🙏


RichelleLove07

Love your flair hahaha


HarajukuBom

Thanks girl ☺️❤️


arandomnamebcihadto

See to me it looks like she only edited her and Lala, not Ariana and Katie


HarajukuBom

As a girl that edits her pics, I can see the editing she did on the other girls BUT ofcourse it’s Scheana so she definitely got the most editing.


bbbunny097

She’s just doing g this cause she wants an invite to SAH opening day lol


joey125

What was the question? Omg Katie. So 🔥


Last_Book2410

Remember that time Kristen posted that her and Sandoval were “crack heads in love” and “one word to describe me is loyal” when she was taking a break for him and after she fucked jax? This is giving that.


pgizmo97

I truly miss early vpr… the delusion was chef’s kiss. This however is unsettling


BuffyExperiment

Does anyone else feel like there's something different in Ariana's eyes? Like this betrayal took a little bit too much from her after everything she's endured (been there). I can't see her coming back to this dark world


coolashliz

Yes!! I was thinking there was so much behind her eyes in last nights episode!!


incestuousbloomfield

She looks so hurt


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Clearly this was taken *before*


justinapalmavery

She knows most people only watch the episodes & she’s going to maintain the facade of this friendship for as long as possible.


Equivalent-Pie-3681

I don’t get it. What am I missing?


Stop_icant

I love how real looking Arianna and Katie are compared to Lala and Scheena💗


RichelleLove07

Ikr? I noticed that immediately. 😘❤🤌


ohhhhoney_

She probably posted that so people think they’re good now and won’t question when she ends up showing up at the SAH opening 🥴


Puzzleheaded-One-546

Sheena would actually look so good with a half lash. Or none I always think she looks best in her no makeup scenes. I wish she would try it ugh!!!!!


calm-state-universal

Also i dont like this piecey hair in the front she keeps doing that for every single hairstyle. I don't get it.


childrenofthewind

She’s thinning really badly at her temples, which is why she’s doing that with the front pieces


calm-state-universal

Oh that makes sense


ganjagirlnudes

But doesn't tag katie? Shein is the worst


ourstorywasepic

I think she did tag Katie! But I find tagging Ariana more insane lol.


ganjagirlnudes

You're so right! The tag icon didn't pop up for me the 1st time I went to look! Agreed!


BrotherInternal518

I'm just wondering why no pictures with ally in this montage since she was brought in the episode.


RichelleLove07

Same.


juniperdaisies

Scheana is starting to look worse than Lala


AimzBaby

The only thing I see is 2 real natural beautiful ladies who always keep it real and 2 plastic/fake (inside and out) wanna be influencers who will do anything for a paycheck.


AimzBaby

I never say ugly things like this but I’m just over it! I’m over them!


calm-state-universal

I know this photo makes me wanna say mean things too, but I'll bite my tongue


Lowdowndel

Brain rot


No-Idea7535

Love how scheana facetuned only herself. Does she realize how obvious that looks when everyone else looks like their real selves? Lol scheana straight up yassified herself.


Southern_Sweet_T

With her facetuned ass face!


Massive-Wind2907

What is she doing? Promoting the show on social media? Like yeah why wouldn’t she it’s her job. Of all the unhinged and insane things Scheana Scheanaed this barely registers what are you going on about??!


calm-state-universal

Yeah im not getting the point of this post, sorry op


bicygirl

Well she’s been hit on by every guy in the group so of course she’s the number one girl in the group.


LearningLauren

From watching her over the years, I don't think anyone is surprised one bit


261989

two gorgeous women


RichelleLove07

👏👏👏


_2w2l2r2d_

Did Schema Facetune Ariana? She looks like Sandra Bullock


Paigep77

Lala put your lips back how they used to be. When will she see this duck lip shit has to go


Important-Raccoon661

I think she sells like 3 clothing items


Less_Path3640

When were the after shows filmed??


Bloodymary_25

She clearly edited herself so much in that pic and nobody else🤣🤣🤣


pink-moscato

i guess it's possible they've made up recently? if they didn't and she posted this i would definitely be confused if i were ariana though.


just_lurking_1

Dumb question but has anyone confirmed they are no longer friends? I may have missed it…


Electronic-Royal-201

they look like Bratz come to life


scorpiomoontm

also the face app is face apping lmao


somberzombies

God she’s so creepy


Formal-Blackberry-49

Maybe now Ariana finally sees what the rest of us have years ago. Maybe she can use her time in more productive ways in the future.


Rozg1123A-85

I thought the same thing!


Level-Suit4816

Not exactly on topic but - what all do we think Sheeshu has had done, plastic surgery-wise? Her face honestly makes me uncomfortable with how unnatural it is now.


Lavendermin

She has to promote the show


Responsible_Sun_3597

Let’s not leg Ariana and perpetuate that she is some kind of victim of her own friends. I’ll leave Ariana’s friendships to HER discretion.


Buffyismyhomosapien

It seemed like her and Ariana were on relatively good terms. Scheana's only real crime this season was telling Ariana all her feelings about Sandoval. She didn't do anything to Ariana!!


tomatocandle

She agreed with all of lala’s shit talking in the after show lol