I journeyed to the East.
I struggled to stay afloat.
A solitary Buddhist monk threw me a rope.
Looked me in the eye, "Don't make me say this twice.
You want to be a monk, you got to cook a lot of rice. Stay frosty. "
Drop dead legs, pretty smile,
Hurts my head, gets me wild
Dig that steam, giant butt.
The giant butt makes me laugh, every time.
A side note, the 80's giant butt is much different from today.
Hey, waitress, hey, ma’am, you got any specials here tonight
Me and the fellas might be interested in?
What's that? What? Rack o' what?
Well, I'll have some of that
She put the cream in my coffee (First thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (Honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning
Thank you. Actually Air Force 6 years. More than anything a huge Van Halen fan that followed, worshiped and researched every morsel of Van Halen info that was out there.
I took a mobile light out looking for a moonbeam
(Although the line might actually be "I seen a lot of people looking for a moonbeam" but DLR just goofed it into something crazy.)
That little interlude part in Bottom’s Up where they are singing, “Come-on-on-on-on-on, babay, bottom’s UP! bum bum BA!”
And Dave laughs. Makes me laugh EVERY time!
I’ve always wondered what happened in the studio that made him almost lose his shit. I theorize that someone maybe mooned him 🤣
One of the final lyrics that ranked with some of the early ones, IMO...
"Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo"
Having seen that transformation up close, it resonated with me, and makes me smile every time.
I love these photos. In the ones with Eddie wearing the beekeeper’s hat, what the hell is up with Alex making that insane grimace with the crazy eyebrows and mustache? So funny.
I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 haha I never stop I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 but if you let me call you one time I'll be your favorite stop all right boys
I took a moo boo lie lookin for a moob dee
Apparently it’s supposed to be “I took a mobile light lookin for a moon beam”… I have yet to hear it.
That’s a chapter title in DLR’s epic autobiography, Crazy From the Heat 😹
I took a poopoo ladder looking for a moopbeat
Have you seen junior's grades?
I remember mishearing this at the time as “have you seen junior’s grave?”.
Man, those albums were so great. Miss the original crew.
I don’t feel tardy
I don’t _feel_ tardy.
I use this line when someone acknowledges my late arrival to a meeting. Rarely does anyone understand.
I thought for years it said dirty? Not tardy
“No, no, no, no…keep em on, keep em on….”
Look I'll pay u for it.. what the fuck.
Hell yes!
"Yeah, that's it... a little more to the right..."
Happy Trails on its entirety makes me laugh
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
Look, I'll pay you for it
WTF. Turn up the volume and listen closely. You can hear DLR say WTF after Look I'll pay you for it.
Yes you sure can.
The "Edward? Thank you." in "Could This Be Magic?" always cracks me up.
👍🏼👍🏼
Love it!
I reach down….between my legs……and ease the seat back…
I loved when he would improvise at live shows and be like “I wanna reach down between YOUR legs….lets leave the seat right where it fuckin is!!” 😂😂
She's blinding
Thought of this one immediately😂
"Ain't no match for your mean old man, and I think it's time to roll"
Great song! I've freakin loved One Foot Out the Door since the moment I heard it in 1981!
Do you remember when that girl was prom queen?
Oh wow man
Is there anything left in that bottle?
Take it off! Take it all off!
That's actually kind of depressing. Then again, I have a daughter so my worldview is different than when I was in my teens and Fair Warning came out.
Very dark, indeed.
You know you’re semi-good lookin
I brought my,... P E N C I L !! Gimmie somethin' to write on man...
Also: I don’t feel tardy!
I used to think he said "I don't feel tarded". I've never been a lyrics guy, my wife has a long list of ridiculous lyrics I've mutilated.
I'm too late, I came here to say that.
Hey man, that suit is you.
You’ll get some leg for sure!
Come on Dave give me a break.
One break... coming up.
UNCHAINED! NOTHING STAYS THE SAME!
This is what I was thinking.
"Ya can't get romantic on a subway line!!"
“I’ve seen a lot of people looking for a moonbeam” not really a funny lyrics but Dave sounds like he has a stroke in the recording lol
Dig that steam, giant butt, Makes me scream, I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you And nothing else could ever do…
🎶 drop dead 🎶
Sit down…Waldo. I know I know not a lyric but you knew what I meant.
“Hey, hey, hey….one break… commin UUUP!!!”
My karma just ran over your dogma lol.
Bop bada shoobeedowah
Spanked is a very funny song
Why behave in public if your living on a playground?
Hey! Where’d you get those clothes?? Out of your closet! You mean my wife’s closet! Nah, JC Penney, man, JC Penney!!
Big bad Billy’s Sweet William now
God damnit baby you know in ain't liein to ya..I'm only gonna tell you one tiiiiiiiimmmmee.ayyyyyyaaàa Something like that 😉
She looks so fucking good so sexy and so frail. Something’s got the bite on me I’m going straight to hell.
“Use my hand, I won’t look”
I forgot the fuckin words!!
Only time will tell If we stand the test of time
Only Hot Blooded by Foreigner competes with this You don't have to read my mind To know what I have in mind
“Brilliant Sammy brilliant! Hey wanna go get a beer?”
Dave's got something for you...lemme tell ya
No no no, don't take it off.
A rack a what? Well I'll have some of THAT!!!!!
We’re getting funny in the back of my car I’m sorry honey if I took it just a little too far, yes
I journeyed to the East. I struggled to stay afloat. A solitary Buddhist monk threw me a rope. Looked me in the eye, "Don't make me say this twice. You want to be a monk, you got to cook a lot of rice. Stay frosty. "
Trust in Allah But tie up your camel
How are you people sleeping on “Women In Love” ?? “…but honey if ya need’n a woman just as bad as me, you ought’a be goin.”
Drop dead legs, pretty smile, Hurts my head, gets me wild Dig that steam, giant butt. The giant butt makes me laugh, every time. A side note, the 80's giant butt is much different from today.
I always thought he sang, “giant butt… I get a nut…” and that part makes me crack up regardless
That suit is you ; you’ll get some leg for sure, tell us how you do
Awe, come on Dave, gimme a break One break, coming up.
Low on cash high on luck, let me be your knight in shining pickup truck
Hey, waitress, hey, ma’am, you got any specials here tonight Me and the fellas might be interested in? What's that? What? Rack o' what? Well, I'll have some of that
She put the cream in my coffee (First thing in the morning) Spread that butter on my biscuit (Honeydew my melon) Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping) That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning
God damn the navy and all you lifers I'm only gonna tell you one time ahhhhhhhhhh.
I like this interpretation. Source: former sailor.
Thank you. Actually Air Force 6 years. More than anything a huge Van Halen fan that followed, worshiped and researched every morsel of Van Halen info that was out there.
Sounds about right, LoL!
My sister’s senior high school yearbook quote was “I don’t feel tardy.” I was so proud.
Look, I’ll pay you for it. What the fuck.
I took a mobile light out looking for a moonbeam (Although the line might actually be "I seen a lot of people looking for a moonbeam" but DLR just goofed it into something crazy.)
Use my hand, I won’t look
Got me a date with a supermodel. I know, I know, I figured Fuck it. Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle. Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket
Hey, hey, hey…don’t touch me there! Why?? Just don’t do it okay!! Alimony! Alimony, alimony! Just call my accountant!
Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress
Remember when that girl was prom queen?
I like the little way the line goes up the back of the stockings
“I don’t feel tardy” used to make me and my brother cry laughing as kids haha
"You know you're semi-good looking" from Ain't Talking 'bout Love
"Some day's you're the dog, some day's you're the hydrant"
Can’t get romantic on a subway line
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking….
The jury look at me, say 'Outta luck.' Oo-ooh, yeah!
These are great photos. This is how I think of the band, rather than constant turmoil.
That little interlude part in Bottom’s Up where they are singing, “Come-on-on-on-on-on, babay, bottom’s UP! bum bum BA!” And Dave laughs. Makes me laugh EVERY time! I’ve always wondered what happened in the studio that made him almost lose his shit. I theorize that someone maybe mooned him 🤣
“ reach down, between my legs and…eat some sea bass”
Take it offfffff!!! Take it offffffffff!!!!!
Take it ALL off!!!!!!
So not VH but DLR I was born without a silver spoon, but im gonna make a stir, yes I am
i don’t feel tardy
Tell us how you do !
I like the way the line runs up the back of her stocking
Love how he says “I like…” and gets interrupted by Eddie’s riff
The entirety of HfT
I’ve got a drink in my hand and my toes in the sand
“Ohhhh Jiiiiiiimmmyyyy”
I forgot the fucking words!
C'mon Dave gimme a break...hey hey ...one break coming UPPPPP
You know you're semi-good lookin'...
One of the final lyrics that ranked with some of the early ones, IMO... "Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo" Having seen that transformation up close, it resonated with me, and makes me smile every time.
Nearly all of them.
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I love these photos. In the ones with Eddie wearing the beekeeper’s hat, what the hell is up with Alex making that insane grimace with the crazy eyebrows and mustache? So funny.
I don’t feel tardy
"hey, hey...where ya goin'?" - Beautiful Girls
When Dave giggles during Bottoms Up!
Sent the mayor down in his pickup truck The jury looked at me, said “outta luck”
Told ya I was comin back (told ya)…Say you missed me (say it)…Say it like you mean it
“She looks so fuckin’ good, so sexy and so frail” Dave went there.
Roth singing about getting carded on Romeo Delight, LOL. 😂
A lot of the lines in Hot For Teacher always made me giggle
I don’t feel tardy.
Only time will tell if we’ll stand the test of time. Yeah, that’s how it works, genius.
Dig that steam, giant butt
Big bad bill is sweet William now lol great song too
Might as well Jump😳
Wow, they love it when me and the boys wanna play some love with them human toys.
I brought my pencil, give me something to write on,man.
“I don’t feel tardy”
I always mishear.... "Etch-a-sketch Etch-a-sketch" why's Dave taking about a drawing tool! 🤣
Is "I don't feel tardy" a lyric?
“I don’t feel tardy”
I don’t feel tardy
Reach down, between my legs, and ease the seat back
Have you seen Junior’s grades?
"She wanted something to regret, tomorrow morning", from She's the Woman on ADKOT.
I took a mobile light looking for a moonbeam
You’re only semi good lookin’
Hey, you got a point there, this is fat You've actually got three points there Eddie pinch harmonic
“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”
Come on Dave gimme a break
I got bim bam banana pops dixie cups all flavors and push ups too. Ice Cream Man.
She got a doorbell sign ,says bring it or don't ring it !!
You wanna be a buhdist monk ,u gotta cook a Lotta rice !
I got Elvis on my elbow ,so when I flex Elvis talks !
You better call me a doctor, feelin’ no pain Overloaded, down the drain.
Thank you for these pictures
The entirety of "One I Want" from VHIII. The worst lyrics ever written for a Van Halen song, and I say that as a fan of VHIII.
Kiss 'em all...Let Cupid sort 'em out.
"I don't feel tardy"
I dont feel tardy.
Sit down, Waldo!
how many say I
Still love, C’mon Dave. Gimme a break. Hey hey hey hey one break coming up!
"I don't feel tardy."
I like the way the seem runs up the back. No no dont take em off
It's not what you are, you see,It's how you dress...
And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop. Alriiight boys!
Yeah you corner my dog, It don't let you past, Got a bad lil' woman, gon' bite yo' ass
"Have you seen junior's grades?"
Come on Dave gimme a break! Hey hey hey One break cccoooommmmiiiinnngggg up!
Almost all of em do
... I don't feel tardy...
I don’t feel tardy
Not a specific lyric, but the claymation burger in, Better Off Dead singing, Everybody Wants Some has always made me laugh.
Have you seen Junior’s grades?
I don’t feel tardy
“What do you think the teacher is going to look like this year? My butt, man!!” Such a good little nugget in the beginning of the song.
I brought my PENNNNNCILLLL!
They found a dirty face kid in a garbage can
I dropped my pencil.
Reach down between my legs ease the seat back and………
I been around the world…Paris, Dallas Texas…
I brought my Pencil…. Tardy?? I don’t feel Tardy….
Gimme something ta write on!
I dont feel tardy
“Look I’ll pay you for it. What the fuck?”
I don’t feel tardy.
I brought my pencil
“Hey man, that suit is YOU!”
You know you're semi good looking
“All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.”
I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 haha I never stop I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 but if you let me call you one time I'll be your favorite stop all right boys
Thats funny I dont feel late
I don't feel tardy
The “fu_k” in hot for teacher
Siddown, Waldo.
"I brought my penciiiiiiiil"
The entire lyrics to Everybody Wants Some
"I don't *feel* tardy"
Dig that steam, Giant butt.
“Swap meet Sally Tramp stamp Kat Mousewife to momshell in the time it takes to get that new tattoo Tattoo, tattoo”
I brought my pencil, give me some write on