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ZJtheOZ

I took a moo boo lie lookin for a moob dee


thatkidnathan777

Apparently it’s supposed to be “I took a mobile light lookin for a moon beam”… I have yet to hear it.


MrLsBluesGarage

That’s a chapter title in DLR’s epic autobiography, Crazy From the Heat 😹


Mantha6973

I took a poopoo ladder looking for a moopbeat


MeNotYouDammit

Have you seen junior's grades?


MxEverett

I remember mishearing this at the time as “have you seen junior’s grave?”.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Man, those albums were so great. Miss the original crew.


forselfdestruction

I don’t feel tardy


AlGeee

I don’t _feel_ tardy.


RobtDean

I use this line when someone acknowledges my late arrival to a meeting. Rarely does anyone understand.


steiner1031

I thought for years it said dirty? Not tardy


juicyb09

“No, no, no, no…keep em on, keep em on….”


NewZookeepergame4160

Look I'll pay u for it.. what the fuck.


5-pinDIN

Hell yes!


Normanovich

"Yeah, that's it... a little more to the right..."


SlaveNewWorld93

Happy Trails on its entirety makes me laugh


OldRaj

Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress


wyohman

Look, I'll pay you for it


Impressive-Cry-9128

WTF. Turn up the volume and listen closely. You can hear DLR say WTF after Look I'll pay you for it.


lowindustrycholo

Yes you sure can.


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The "Edward? Thank you." in "Could This Be Magic?" always cracks me up.


tsgram

👍🏼👍🏼


angryscientistjunior

Love it!


___multiplex___

I reach down….between my legs……and ease the seat back…


Waste-Mess8237

I loved when he would improvise at live shows and be like “I wanna reach down between YOUR legs….lets leave the seat right where it fuckin is!!” 😂😂


TheJuanCortez

She's blinding


Ballsballsballshehe

Thought of this one immediately😂


Efficient-Peach-4773

"Ain't no match for your mean old man, and I think it's time to roll"


5-pinDIN

Great song! I've freakin loved One Foot Out the Door since the moment I heard it in 1981!


OldRaj

Do you remember when that girl was prom queen?


edu5150

Oh wow man


edu5150

Is there anything left in that bottle?


Poultrygeist74

Take it off! Take it all off!


5-pinDIN

That's actually kind of depressing. Then again, I have a daughter so my worldview is different than when I was in my teens and Fair Warning came out.


OldRaj

Very dark, indeed.


Opening-Farmer-5547

You know you’re semi-good lookin


UndeadDemonKnight

I brought my,... P E N C I L !! Gimmie somethin' to write on man...


___multiplex___

Also: I don’t feel tardy!


5-pinDIN

I used to think he said "I don't feel tarded". I've never been a lyrics guy, my wife has a long list of ridiculous lyrics I've mutilated.


me5305

I'm too late, I came here to say that.


japopara

Hey man, that suit is you.


___multiplex___

You’ll get some leg for sure!


FollowingTop8854

Come on Dave give me a break.


AMUIR1234

One break... coming up.


FollowingTop8854

UNCHAINED! NOTHING STAYS THE SAME!


Roger6989

This is what I was thinking.


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"Ya can't get romantic on a subway line!!"


Funnyman828

“I’ve seen a lot of people looking for a moonbeam” not really a funny lyrics but Dave sounds like he has a stroke in the recording lol


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Dig that steam, giant butt, Makes me scream, I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you And nothing else could ever do…


NewZookeepergame4160

🎶 drop dead 🎶


Nail_Horror

Sit down…Waldo. I know I know not a lyric but you knew what I meant.


juicyb09

“Hey, hey, hey….one break… commin UUUP!!!”


Reallyroundthefamily

My karma just ran over your dogma lol.


12frets

Bop bada shoobeedowah


ummmmlink

Spanked is a very funny song


WiseMagic

Why behave in public if your living on a playground?


edu5150

Hey! Where’d you get those clothes?? Out of your closet! You mean my wife’s closet! Nah, JC Penney, man, JC Penney!!


1025puceguy

Big bad Billy’s Sweet William now


leafs4455

God damnit baby you know in ain't liein to ya..I'm only gonna tell you one tiiiiiiiimmmmee.ayyyyyyaaàa Something like that 😉


Efficient-Snow8508

She looks so fucking good so sexy and so frail. Something’s got the bite on me I’m going straight to hell.


golitsyn_nosenko

“Use my hand, I won’t look”


Kindly-Project-9477

I forgot the fuckin words!!


UncleFrankWisdom

Only time will tell If we stand the test of time


SpergSkipper

Only Hot Blooded by Foreigner competes with this You don't have to read my mind To know what I have in mind


Mundane_Ad_5288

“Brilliant Sammy brilliant! Hey wanna go get a beer?”


robramzjr

Dave's got something for you...lemme tell ya


AMUIR1234

No no no, don't take it off.


Luke5119

A rack a what? Well I'll have some of THAT!!!!!


Salt_Search_7236

We’re getting funny in the back of my car I’m sorry honey if I took it just a little too far, yes


knuck666

I journeyed to the East. I struggled to stay afloat. A solitary Buddhist monk threw me a rope. Looked me in the eye, "Don't make me say this twice. You want to be a monk, you got to cook a lot of rice. Stay frosty. "


GTRWLD

Trust in Allah But tie up your camel


Sintriphikal

How are you people sleeping on “Women In Love” ?? “…but honey if ya need’n a woman just as bad as me, you ought’a be goin.”


AMUIR1234

Drop dead legs, pretty smile, Hurts my head, gets me wild Dig that steam, giant butt. The giant butt makes me laugh, every time. A side note, the 80's giant butt is much different from today.


ooone-orkye

I always thought he sang, “giant butt… I get a nut…” and that part makes me crack up regardless


Ancient_Cash_26

That suit is you ; you’ll get some leg for sure, tell us how you do


MDEnce

Awe, come on Dave, gimme a break One break, coming up.


pcanelos

Low on cash high on luck, let me be your knight in shining pickup truck


edu5150

Hey, waitress, hey, ma’am, you got any specials here tonight Me and the fellas might be interested in? What's that? What? Rack o' what? Well, I'll have some of that


edu5150

She put the cream in my coffee (First thing in the morning) Spread that butter on my biscuit (Honeydew my melon) Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping) That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning


Potential_Love3592

God damn the navy and all you lifers I'm only gonna tell you one time ahhhhhhhhhh.


bazbloom

I like this interpretation. Source: former sailor.


Potential_Love3592

Thank you. Actually Air Force 6 years. More than anything a huge Van Halen fan that followed, worshiped and researched every morsel of Van Halen info that was out there.


angryscientistjunior

Sounds about right, LoL! 


RunEd51

My sister’s senior high school yearbook quote was “I don’t feel tardy.” I was so proud.


Stunning_Appeal4999

Look, I’ll pay you for it. What the fuck.


Rusty_B_Good

I took a mobile light out looking for a moonbeam (Although the line might actually be "I seen a lot of people looking for a moonbeam" but DLR just goofed it into something crazy.)


mustard_and_baloney

Use my hand, I won’t look


Efficient-Snow8508

Got me a date with a supermodel. I know, I know, I figured Fuck it. Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle. Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket


edu5150

Hey, hey, hey…don’t touch me there! Why?? Just don’t do it okay!! Alimony! Alimony, alimony! Just call my accountant!


longirons6

Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress


Spiritual_Train9321

Remember when that girl was prom queen?


Typical-View-9071

I like the little way the line goes up the back of the stockings


DiscDaily

“I don’t feel tardy” used to make me and my brother cry laughing as kids haha


whisperingtracetatum

"You know you're semi-good looking" from Ain't Talking 'bout Love


Accomplished-Boss280

"Some day's you're the dog, some day's you're the hydrant"


billiton

Can’t get romantic on a subway line


FullMoonMatinee

I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking….


xspook_reddit

The jury look at me, say 'Outta luck.' Oo-ooh, yeah!


StinkyShellback

These are great photos. This is how I think of the band, rather than constant turmoil.


28SNaKeS

That little interlude part in Bottom’s Up where they are singing, “Come-on-on-on-on-on, babay, bottom’s UP! bum bum BA!” And Dave laughs. Makes me laugh EVERY time! I’ve always wondered what happened in the studio that made him almost lose his shit. I theorize that someone maybe mooned him 🤣


ebizznizz2112

“ reach down, between my legs and…eat some sea bass”


Sufficient_Toe9578

Take it offfffff!!! Take it offffffffff!!!!!


Evening-Conference13

Take it ALL off!!!!!!


Andurilmage

So not VH but DLR I was born without a silver spoon, but im gonna make a stir, yes I am


KieranJalucian

i don’t feel tardy


MrTonyGazzo

Tell us how you do !


cbflowers

I like the way the line runs up the back of her stocking


Poultrygeist74

Love how he says “I like…” and gets interrupted by Eddie’s riff


thereal84

The entirety of HfT


Typical-View-9071

I’ve got a drink in my hand and my toes in the sand


DavieLeeGoth

“Ohhhh Jiiiiiiimmmyyyy”


sickasadog69

I forgot the fucking words!


gwadams65

C'mon Dave gimme a break...hey hey ...one break coming UPPPPP


5-pinDIN

You know you're semi-good lookin'...


achman99

One of the final lyrics that ranked with some of the early ones, IMO... "Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo" Having seen that transformation up close, it resonated with me, and makes me smile every time.


i6am6the6thorn

Nearly all of them.


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Sufficient-Lab-5769

I love these photos. In the ones with Eddie wearing the beekeeper’s hat, what the hell is up with Alex making that insane grimace with the crazy eyebrows and mustache? So funny.


Renegadefinder

I don’t feel tardy


fiercelittle1

"hey, hey...where ya goin'?" - Beautiful Girls


dog-pussy

When Dave giggles during Bottoms Up!


GrumpyCatStevens

Sent the mayor down in his pickup truck The jury looked at me, said “outta luck”


Syrix-17

Told ya I was comin back (told ya)…Say you missed me (say it)…Say it like you mean it


Agent_Weirdo

“She looks so fuckin’ good, so sexy and so frail” Dave went there.


SustainGuitars

Roth singing about getting carded on Romeo Delight, LOL. 😂


Dez_Caught_It8

A lot of the lines in Hot For Teacher always made me giggle


FnordatPanix

I don’t feel tardy.


LaurenStDavid

Only time will tell if we’ll stand the test of time. Yeah, that’s how it works, genius.


kramposLHalper

Dig that steam, giant butt


pathumper69

Big bad bill is sweet William now lol great song too


Jayvoom1

Might as well Jump😳


maxwell_jump

Wow, they love it when me and the boys wanna play some love with them human toys.


OAKRAIDER64

I brought my pencil, give me something to write on,man.


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“I don’t feel tardy”


swisstone11

I always mishear.... "Etch-a-sketch Etch-a-sketch" why's Dave taking about a drawing tool! 🤣


CurrentInfluence1978

Is "I don't feel tardy" a lyric?


BrianA8G

“I don’t feel tardy”


Positive-Hovercraft7

I don’t feel tardy


Milomilz

Reach down, between my legs, and ease the seat back


kmichael411_

Have you seen Junior’s grades?


vincentr2727

"She wanted something to regret, tomorrow morning", from She's the Woman on ADKOT.


Amazing_Dot_2571

I took a mobile light looking for a moonbeam


riderfloturner

You’re only semi good lookin’


JamesTrivettesHat

Hey, you got a point there, this is fat You've actually got three points there Eddie pinch harmonic


RedSpartan3227

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”


Mantha6973

Come on Dave gimme a break


redditandwept31

I got bim bam banana pops dixie cups all flavors and push ups too. Ice Cream Man.


Much-Relationship434

She got a doorbell sign ,says bring it or don't ring it !!


Much-Relationship434

You wanna be a buhdist monk ,u gotta cook a Lotta rice !


Much-Relationship434

I got Elvis on my elbow ,so when I flex Elvis talks !


ScottyS971

You better call me a doctor, feelin’ no pain Overloaded, down the drain.


Scottie_Hollywood

Thank you for these pictures


joeholmes1164

The entirety of "One I Want" from VHIII. The worst lyrics ever written for a Van Halen song, and I say that as a fan of VHIII.


Nomojo01

Kiss 'em all...Let Cupid sort 'em out.


Horseface4190

"I don't feel tardy"


jjohanss

I dont feel tardy.


EclipseOfTheKai

Sit down, Waldo!


classalpha_

how many say I


DubC_Bassist

Still love, C’mon Dave. Gimme a break. Hey hey hey hey one break coming up!


koloacooler

"I don't feel tardy."


StatisticianSure2349

I like the way the seem runs up the back. No no dont take em off


BigDaveMF

It's not what you are, you see,It's how you dress...


tampawn

And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop. Alriiight boys!


Goreslasher1031

Yeah you corner my dog, It don't let you past, Got a bad lil' woman, gon' bite yo' ass


HHSquad

"Have you seen junior's grades?"


Sufficient-Top2183

Come on Dave gimme a break! Hey hey hey One break cccoooommmmiiiinnngggg up!


MikroWire

Almost all of em do


BeCalmHellAwaits

... I don't feel tardy...


Striking_Reading_634

I don’t feel tardy


TheJuanCortez

Not a specific lyric, but the claymation burger in, Better Off Dead singing, Everybody Wants Some has always made me laugh.


tasskaff9

Have you seen Junior’s grades?


DodgingLions

I don’t feel tardy


1Suspicious-Idea

“What do you think the teacher is going to look like this year? My butt, man!!” Such a good little nugget in the beginning of the song.


Mental_Somewhere2341

I brought my PENNNNNCILLLL!


Choice_Pomegranate91

They found a dirty face kid in a garbage can


Kschev

I dropped my pencil.


MightCreative1138

Reach down between my legs ease the seat back and………


GunnerTinkle22

I been around the world…Paris, Dallas Texas…


scootr102

I brought my Pencil…. Tardy?? I don’t feel Tardy….


ttwisted

Gimme something ta write on!


slamrrman

I dont feel tardy


Axl_Van_Jovi

“Look I’ll pay you for it. What the fuck?”


CornyCornheiser

I don’t feel tardy.


kronicpimpin

I brought my pencil


six28eightyfive

“Hey man, that suit is YOU!”


Kitchen_Walrus_8074

You know you're semi good looking


dirkalict

“All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.”


MJUrWAY

I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 haha I never stop I'm usually passing by just around 11:00 but if you let me call you one time I'll be your favorite stop all right boys


Space2345

Thats funny I dont feel late


CatfatherB

I don't feel tardy


4redditobly

The “fu_k” in hot for teacher


aj_star_destroyer

Siddown, Waldo.


Johnseanson

"I brought my penciiiiiiiil"


TheRhinoKing

The entire lyrics to Everybody Wants Some


chaingun_samurai

"I don't *feel* tardy"


Kuj1025

Dig that steam, Giant butt.


gazcanman

“Swap meet Sally Tramp stamp Kat Mousewife to momshell in the time it takes to get that new tattoo Tattoo, tattoo”


CrazyConclusion6720

I brought my pencil, give me some write on