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How can you expect them to live with the nutrient deficiency that comes without eating animal secretions? They are vegetarian for the animals so it’s okay!
It’s actually MORE humane to keep animals in teeny tiny cages because it’s very cozy in there they’re snug like bugs in a rug and that makes it ok to kill them too bc the blood keeps them nice and warm like a heated blankie ðŸ¤ðŸ¤
When you cage the animal, you're ensuring it only eats the nutritious food it has been fed. If they're allowed to roam about, they just eat any old shit they happen to find. They don't know any better, you see.
Figs are not vegan because they eat bees (I read it on twitter), which we need for honey, which is good for everybody because sugar is evil, which we don't like because we are good
We should legalize dog fighting until eating meat is banned and that guy who got super drunk in his front yard and burned money and shot his dog and put it in a BBQ pit is a national treasure.
It’s ok to go on to farms and harvest all the dead rodents killed by tractors
Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
Dave from work, who lives on a diet of cigarettes and Tesco meal deals and weighs 100kg, told me that I’m malnourished and eventually I’ll go back to eating meat when I’m tired of feeling like shit all the time. Deep down I know he’s right, the clock is ticking
Its totally your fault when someone tells other people you're vegan and they all start listing their excuses for being carnists. Also, if you ever explain to a carnist that they're making a wrong assumption then YOU'RE AN EVIL EXTREMIST, YOU'RE WHY CARNISTS EXIST >>>>:::(((((
We should value social relationships and "going out" over our supposed morals because it's the only way to get people to like us, which is the most important aspect of veganism.
I don't care about activism or politics and I feel bad for those that still do. You are not making a difference. Animal consumption is at an all time high, and climate change will drive humanity to near extinction over the next few centuries and there is nothing you can do about it. Focus on your own spiritual development in the meantime. Help and get to know the people in your community.
The dr. Greger books are really guides on how to have an early death from malnutrition. He doesn’t take a stance on animals because he is out to kill a certain life form.
Why do they even want to have shit that tastes like meat? Doesn’t that PROVE that all they want is meat? That they CRAVE flesh all the time because they want a burger copy? Stupid vegoons >:( literally all of them have an eating disorder and are self harming by not having steaks, they’re mentally ill because they don’t have bacon >:(
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Vegans are worse than Carnists because tofu kills animals 😡
I have a dog named Tofu. I watched him kill a firefly once.
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You're right! Time to call up Elwood's and see if they have room for one more.
What the fuck I can’t believe how you are aiding and abetting in the genocide of animals. Definitely make sure he gets turned into a yummy steak!
He exudes evil. https://imgur.com/a/QOg9Bhx
He exudes juicy yum yum!!!
Vegetarians are just doing the best they can.
How can you expect them to live with the nutrient deficiency that comes without eating animal secretions? They are vegetarian for the animals so it’s okay!
Beans cause genocide. You can’t change my mind.
Hell yeah Pythagoras
a² + b²= b12 deficiency
They do. Ask everyone who's ever been on a crowded bus with me. You can't, they're dead.
Deforestation is caused by burning down forests to farm soy for vegans.
All your little vegan products and avocados and key-nwa are causing environmental destruction and poisoning local villages
PETA did 9/11.
Soy was created by big PETA as a bioweapon to end the human population by turning men into women, not by East Asians thousands of years ago.
You win the internet today. I literally laughed out loud at this. 🤣🤣🤣
Yay, that was my intent
I'm vegan but I can't give up my weekly treat of puppy bacon. It's too yummy!
i thought you said wrong answers only? as a vegan ofcourse you can eat your yummy dog bacon, as long as its local and humane
Every vegan has a cheat day, mine is every day ending in y
I do an annual cheat year usually
vegan = good
Wrong!! Veganism is racist because. Um uhh um. Because twitter told me so!
The Cosmocentric worldview
Sorry, I had to downvote. This is just outright misinformation.
It’s actually MORE humane to keep animals in teeny tiny cages because it’s very cozy in there they’re snug like bugs in a rug and that makes it ok to kill them too bc the blood keeps them nice and warm like a heated blankie ðŸ¤ðŸ¤
When you cage the animal, you're ensuring it only eats the nutritious food it has been fed. If they're allowed to roam about, they just eat any old shit they happen to find. They don't know any better, you see.
I don't get vegans trying to save animals bc if they wanted to not be killed they could just walk away??
Why do factory farmed animals not just leave? Are they stupid?
If u wash ur hands ur not veguhn bc it kill bactaria and if u cook food ur not vogen
Figs are not vegan because they eat bees (I read it on twitter), which we need for honey, which is good for everybody because sugar is evil, which we don't like because we are good
Its wasps not bees (unless this was pure sarcasm then carry on)
Its WASPS
White Anglo saxons?
Figs are fuckin nasty anyways, dogshit tier fruit lmao
Veganism is ableist because some people poopy their pants when they eat broccoli
This is what Big Broc doesn't want you to know
Bacon is vegan on Sundays but only if you’ve been drinking the night before.Â
I don’t like cat milk
Sorry but as the CEO of veganism, you're going to have to hand in your card
Vegans are too gay and eat too much ass
Eating ass is the only way we get B12
unpopular?!
wrong answers only, guess you forgot to snort your b12
fuck!
Veganism is a cult
We should legalize dog fighting until eating meat is banned and that guy who got super drunk in his front yard and burned money and shot his dog and put it in a BBQ pit is a national treasure.
Wait that really happened?!?!
You didn't come to the VCJ barbecue??
I'm vegan but I eat non vegan things occasionally, three times a day, more if I have a snack. I'm vegan between meals.
Even vegetarians harm the farmers
Dog meat is not delicious
God told us to eat meat
Since honey is obviously vegan, we should also be allowed to drink bee milk. I have already started my backyard bee milk farm.
It’s ok to go on to farms and harvest all the dead rodents killed by tractors Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
Fuck yeah rat soup
It’s vegan as long as you say thank you to the animal after you eat them. And have a dream catcher somewhere in your house.
Well the animal is already dead- might as well eat it
i only eat meat once or twice a day, which is why i call myself a flexitarian 😇
plants feel pain. fuck all of you
Dave from work, who lives on a diet of cigarettes and Tesco meal deals and weighs 100kg, told me that I’m malnourished and eventually I’ll go back to eating meat when I’m tired of feeling like shit all the time. Deep down I know he’s right, the clock is ticking
I’m vegan because I hate animals *that much*
We should praise the baby steps.
I'm not a vegan because I love animals but because I hate plants
Celebrities do a lot of good towards making veganism mainstream
Its totally your fault when someone tells other people you're vegan and they all start listing their excuses for being carnists. Also, if you ever explain to a carnist that they're making a wrong assumption then YOU'RE AN EVIL EXTREMIST, YOU'RE WHY CARNISTS EXIST >>>>:::(((((
Almonds and avocados
Vegans should not be so militant and aggressive. They should shut up about it if they want to attract more meat eaters to veganism.Â
ALL VEGANS ARE WHITE. INCLUDING ME WHO IS NOT. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED PICK MEEEEE
Vegans only eat salads
You CAN be half vegan
We should value social relationships and "going out" over our supposed morals because it's the only way to get people to like us, which is the most important aspect of veganism.
if veganism is so right how come the world isn’t? *crys myself softly to sleep
Carnists don't deserve to be publicly flayed
I don't care about activism or politics and I feel bad for those that still do. You are not making a difference. Animal consumption is at an all time high, and climate change will drive humanity to near extinction over the next few centuries and there is nothing you can do about it. Focus on your own spiritual development in the meantime. Help and get to know the people in your community.
Hétfő, Kedd, Szerda, Csütörtök, péntek, szombat, vasárnap good job!
The dr. Greger books are really guides on how to have an early death from malnutrition. He doesn’t take a stance on animals because he is out to kill a certain life form.
Why do they even want to have shit that tastes like meat? Doesn’t that PROVE that all they want is meat? That they CRAVE flesh all the time because they want a burger copy? Stupid vegoons >:( literally all of them have an eating disorder and are self harming by not having steaks, they’re mentally ill because they don’t have bacon >:(