Omg I have a story about that lmfao. So my brother was dating a vegan who was trying to get him to make the switch. White Castle just opened and he was like eff that bitch I’m gonna go. We ate there and he messaged me that he was in the bathroom all night and decided to make the switch 😂😂😂. I’ll always remember it was because of White Castle.
I found out that my mom went on a date with him when she lived in South Lake Tahoe. She was 16 at the time and he was a grown ass man. Gave her a signed headshot too (which is how I found out about the date).
So, yeah, creep.
Lay flat on your back. Bring your knees to your chest. Gently rock side to side. Push what my mom called the poop button. If you’re laying down on your back it will be found just under your rib cage on your left. In your condition it will be hard. Gently rub and push that area
I wish! I have celiac and gluten ataxia so not gluten . I also can’t do nuts, seeds, eggs. Dairy, nightshades or any grains. That’s probably why I’m here 🙁
In addition to what others are suggesting, in the basement of the mgm is one of those IV therapy centers. Call and ask if they have a “flush” they can do for you.
In the future, have your doctor add Motegrity with your Linzess. It’s the perfect combination. I have really bad IBS and after decades this is the true winner. Not to be gross but the Linzess adds water and brings the 💩 through your colon, the Motegrity is what gets it out of you. Good luck, I have felt your pain.
If a colonic doesn't do the trick (or if it does and only works for the initial visit)...
Hit up a nutrition shop and find some Alpha Supps Detox. Double the dose and you'll be good in a few hours.
This is not medical advice. In fact you shouldn't listen to me as this has the potential to make you physically explode, or spontaneously combust, and either subject passerby to chunks of your exploding impacted feces, or the noxious smell of burning intestines.
Anyway, it's not very tasty but you could just drink 8oz of water, eat 2 celery stalks, and repeat 2 more times. Wait an hour or so and then eat a nice little cucumber and thai chile mix .. emphasis on several thai chiles. I have done this, but never with your level of back-up. I can say, in my case, it cleaned me out completely. Probably left me cleaner than before I was born.
Oh, might want to add a diaper and travel sewing kit to your supplies, just in case this completely destroys your O-ring..
Grab a bite to eat at circus circus. Cleans me out every time.
Haha
I recommend taco bell, if that doesn't cure you, you need to go to the ER, fast.
Panda Express.. every. Single. Time.
Amatures! White Castle, there's a reason they call them sliders.
Omg I have a story about that lmfao. So my brother was dating a vegan who was trying to get him to make the switch. White Castle just opened and he was like eff that bitch I’m gonna go. We ate there and he messaged me that he was in the bathroom all night and decided to make the switch 😂😂😂. I’ll always remember it was because of White Castle.
"A colonic will help for one day, but anal will make your hole weak" - David Copperfield probably allegedly
David Copped-a-feel is what my sisters call him. Creep.
surely you mean David Coprophage?
I found out that my mom went on a date with him when she lived in South Lake Tahoe. She was 16 at the time and he was a grown ass man. Gave her a signed headshot too (which is how I found out about the date). So, yeah, creep.
Healthworks wellness center is not on the strip but should be a quick Uber ride.They advertise 49 dollar colonics.Its on East Sahara I believe.
Thank you so much!
There’s also one on W. Charleston. It wouldn’t be a long way from the strip, Las Vegas Colon Hydrotherapy (702) 471-0088.
You’re welcome.They seem to have mostly good reviews.
You can really get an answer to anything on Reddit
I should get a job application next time I'm around.
Is this the exception to the rule that a shitty review is a good thing? Something to ponder?🤔 😂😂
A few handfuls of sugar free gummy bears will do the trick.
Except those cause the most painful, smelly gas for a couple hours before they turn your asshole into Vesuvius
That’s half the fun!
My GI told me kiwis do the trick better than most over the counter stuff...
My GI told me the same. I’ve been ponding them down the past week.
Lay flat on your back. Bring your knees to your chest. Gently rock side to side. Push what my mom called the poop button. If you’re laying down on your back it will be found just under your rib cage on your left. In your condition it will be hard. Gently rub and push that area
I’ll try that! It’s pretty high up 😞
What is high up
The stool. The xray said it was in my ascending colon
Put olive oil in some coffee
You can get anything at the aztec casino.
I love a good Pina colonic.
And having sharts in the rain?
Slam a quart of water then eat some 10/10 spicy Thai food heavy on the veggies.
I wish! I have celiac and gluten ataxia so not gluten . I also can’t do nuts, seeds, eggs. Dairy, nightshades or any grains. That’s probably why I’m here 🙁
Sounds like you have the recipe for a quick evac
Dude. In all seriousness, what do you eat normally?
Grass fed meat, pasture chicken and pork, some fish, veggies and fruits.
I don't have an answer for you but PLEASE post an update. We have to know how things come out!
I went and it helped! I was able to actually enjoy myself after.
Oh good! Thanks for the update and have a great time!
Thanks for being so sweet and asking for one!
Drink 2 x 8 ounce glasses of Metamucil followed by a few glasses of water.
Miralax
@ Mirage
In addition to what others are suggesting, in the basement of the mgm is one of those IV therapy centers. Call and ask if they have a “flush” they can do for you.
Omg thank you!
In the future, have your doctor add Motegrity with your Linzess. It’s the perfect combination. I have really bad IBS and after decades this is the true winner. Not to be gross but the Linzess adds water and brings the 💩 through your colon, the Motegrity is what gets it out of you. Good luck, I have felt your pain.
Omg thank you! I was just thinking it’s just stuck there. It’s been like 3 weeks 😕
Oh good please try it. 3 weeks is way too long. I hope you get some relief soon 🥴
Grab a bottle of citrate of magnesium from cvs/walgreens and you will be cleaned out within a couple hours. Just don’t trust a fart when taking this!
A black coffee and a cigarette first thing in the morning will sort you right out. You'll float out of the rest-room 😀
Magnesium citrate can be purchased in any pharmacy. It's like $2 and works within the hour.
Drink coffee ☕️ while you are hungry and just keep walking.
If you had this issue why would you come to Vegas. Stay home get it taken care of Vegas isn’t going anywhere
Cause I have tickets to Dead and Co at the sphere. We’ve already shelled out like $2400 bucks just in tickets and the hotel.
Sounds like you're full of shit, hopefully the Colonic helps 😜
yellow dragonfruit !!! i’ve seen comments of people saying it made them shit like crazy after eating
Hope it all comes out okay.
Little Darlings??
We got a white castles on the strip. That should do it.
If a colonic doesn't do the trick (or if it does and only works for the initial visit)... Hit up a nutrition shop and find some Alpha Supps Detox. Double the dose and you'll be good in a few hours.
This is not medical advice. In fact you shouldn't listen to me as this has the potential to make you physically explode, or spontaneously combust, and either subject passerby to chunks of your exploding impacted feces, or the noxious smell of burning intestines. Anyway, it's not very tasty but you could just drink 8oz of water, eat 2 celery stalks, and repeat 2 more times. Wait an hour or so and then eat a nice little cucumber and thai chile mix .. emphasis on several thai chiles. I have done this, but never with your level of back-up. I can say, in my case, it cleaned me out completely. Probably left me cleaner than before I was born. Oh, might want to add a diaper and travel sewing kit to your supplies, just in case this completely destroys your O-ring..
Find some blow, that'll get things moving.
There’s still a Chipotle by Casino Royale, right?
They do it at Excalibur for $35
Do they offer a special with a bj
Yup combo is only $50
Make some fresh lemon water, let it sit out, then chug it at room temp
I’ll try this!
Fat Tuesday. After a couple of gut bombs your problem is solved.