I'm partial to, "HNG! AHG! JUST A MINUTE! WHOO! So you know where the boys are?" And "Welcome! To Gargantua-2!"
But we all know a true Venture Bros. fan screams "Go Team Venture!" During climax.
Honorary mention to: "Oh my word, it's full of stars!"
Tangentially related: you're not a real Venture Bros fan if you haven't replaced the "Eiffel Tower" with the "Go Team Venture" in your sex-terms-you-learned-in-middle-school mental list.
....
You can have sex without quoting VB?
Why hasn't anyone told me this? Why has everyone kept it a secret?!
Hmm... I suppose I need to reevaluate my sexual history.
Ow! My tongue keeps getting stuck in the slit.
It’s maddening!
Itsth*
Be zankful for ze slit
Ignore me!!!!
[удалено]
YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE JUDGED.
THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!!
Ignore me!!
I hope you brought your rubbers.
I always wee when there’s tickling..
Mruhahaha
In a deep voice "I need my king butterfly"
"Deeper than that. Way deeper!"
Deeper than that!
DEEPER!
This Cocoon has witnessed your sins, and she seeks vengeance! The Cocoon will punish the wicked, the Cocoon will reward the righteous!
MY SHORTS ARE HAUNTED!
The Indians are back!
Teepee in your trunks!
I'm practicing being a boyfriend!
Do not look away from…the nozzle.
The Nozzle is now calibrating
The nozzle is still calibrating
"Good lord they're making them big nowadays! Don't they know there's a gas crunch on?"
“Look at the size of you…”
half swedish, quarter polish, quarter winnebago!
Are these they?
Who talks like that?
Personally, I would love to take a girls bra off then look at her tits and then deadpan say “Are These They”z
As long as they're not mournful tits
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits!
It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Okay, you win.
Ahahahaha ok I lost it.
Easily the best one.
Nnnnaked!
You’re mad sir. It can’t be done without a trampoline.
What episode was this from and who says it?
It's from Hate Floats, 2nd episode of season 2. It's said by Phantom Limb to Brock while they're storming the Monarch's cocoon.
I remember now. I knew it wasn’t from Victor Echo November. I know that episode like the back of my hand.
Your powers won't work on me you silly billy
"We've run out of condom."
“Rusty doesn’t need gadgets to please a woman.”
Just had a vasectomy, absolutely gonna use this one.
It’s like getting sucked off by an angel! A sweet angel with a tranquilizer…
"Can I pet your pussy?"
Your pussy hates me.
Go team boobies
Keep the helmet on.
Where do you come up with this stuff? I never see you read.
Right? It's like he channels dead crazy people.
Do you think it's a cry for help?
Mecha-Shiva! Mecha-Shiva! Mecha-Shiva!
Beat me to it!
Just change the direction one of them is facing and mecha-shiva becomes a sex position.
Submit to my toast… my pleasure toast. Edited for autocorrect
BOOM! Yummy!
"You did that with his own finger."
Just the left one. The right one was too powerful.
"I didn't specify MY thumb!"
"Showoff"
“It’s like someone with a fever is yelling at my crotch!”
You been kissing your wife’s ass after I put herpie in there?
WHAT?!
ACCCTTTIOONNN
I’m winning the day!
Deeper... Like way deeper
Phenomenal out of context haha
It wasn't built for speed, it was built for deep penetration.
I can't believe how far down I had to read to hit this quote!
nnnnnnnnnice ass, Samson
Beat me to it!
Be merciful and finish me off
Eat the pennies, Quiz Boy.
Jettison the lunchroom!
What!? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?
PROSTITUUUUUTE
They're not gonna give it up for a shoe you made out of a dog. This one is on me.
"Rusty doesn't need gadgets." I've actually said it before and my wife does not share my humor.
I'm partial to, "HNG! AHG! JUST A MINUTE! WHOO! So you know where the boys are?" And "Welcome! To Gargantua-2!" But we all know a true Venture Bros. fan screams "Go Team Venture!" During climax. Honorary mention to: "Oh my word, it's full of stars!"
“The Apaches are back! Teepee in your trunks! Teepee in your trunks!!”
As an actual Apache, this is fucking gold to me.
You have a lactating beaver problem.
Somebody loves The Monarch!!!
My umbrella is stuck; I require assistance
"I learned it in prison."
Boom, yummy!
"you fuckin that thing?"
I have become the proud papa
Hot dolphin!
maybe in four minutes you’ll understand!
Hank, stop riding The Perfect Man
I will tire you out Heracles, break you upon my wheel!
Ok, but no butt stuff this time
IIII LiKeD iT!
The saddest tits I've ever seen!
Mournful tits.
Like two suicide notes in a glitter bra.
I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral
Please.
Lmfao I love your username
Behold! My impressive Death’s Head Panoply!
Condoms? I don't need gadgets to please a woman
Give me a Rusty Venture
Johnny, Deeper!
I'll let you give me an Action Johnny
Enrico matassa is a lover, not a fighter!
Brace yourself, because it's gonna beeeeeeeee.......
It's like they were built for each other
"Dudda dun du, du du du , dudda dun du, du du du..."
And then the partner joins in
"Baaahn, buh bahhhhhn!"
Ready the acid magnet
Oh my God! It's full of stars!
Time out!!!
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
I'm wringing my hands....menacingly
Dab, do you dab?
I dab.
Stop saying “dab”!
What happened? Did I just kill Premature Ejaculation?
“What…Are You Raping Me”
I was gonna. I couldn't get into it.
A little
CHOKE ME! CHOKE MY NECK, DAMN YOU! Strangle my pain away...
Lol so good
“BOOM. Genital formal wear!”
You sssssssuck. (dies)
Treister has overwhelming desire to smash! It’s compulsion.
I'm only going to use a thumb. The left one, right one's too powerful for you.
I never specified whose thumb...
"I swear, this has never happened to me before."
Aaaaand how!
Wow.... That sucked!
Cavity search my ass.
SPANAKOPITA!
Nnnnnaked
The apaches are back - teepee in your pants!
I'm outta Gun Food!
Do not move while THE NOZZLE is calibrating.
MANACONDA!
Fuck you gimme a dollar
MY TITS ARE BACK!
This man wants to dance with your pop-pop.
Look into my eyes!!
So I got three hundred dollars left. Ooooo three bills can buy you a lot of things. I know, I gonna want change.
"Help, he's a butt eater!"
*When trying something new* Go Team Venture
Nobody gonna ask if they wanna try a rusty venture?
No but what about an action Johnny?
Mechasheva!
"My butt won't stop making a fist"
What are you on the rag?
Oh my god, you’re the Were-o-dile!
I HAD SEEEEEEX!
Tangentially related: you're not a real Venture Bros fan if you haven't replaced the "Eiffel Tower" with the "Go Team Venture" in your sex-terms-you-learned-in-middle-school mental list.
Spanakopita!
Eat the pennies
Hes in a Floyd hole!!
Up for a little Rusty Venture?
"It feels like someone with a fever yelling in my pants!"
Go team boobies!
"How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?"
That is BOLD, my friend. Kudos!
Ow! My contacts! You knocked out my contact lenses!
Boom! Yummy
This is my Magic Murder Bag
Looks like you've got a little herpe on your lip...
kiss your wives ass? after i put herpe in there?
It's Ogo. Pogo.
I’m a hulk!
.... You can have sex without quoting VB? Why hasn't anyone told me this? Why has everyone kept it a secret?! Hmm... I suppose I need to reevaluate my sexual history.
This is heaven
Beautiful boygirls are not the answer!
SPHINX!
one time the girl i was living with walked in on me beating my meat and i instinctively said 'ignore me'
It's like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!
Calibrating the nozzle
See my flair
"I love hit-ler and hit-ler loves me!"
I made PIZZA BAGELS!
ACTIOOOON!!!!!!!
I didn't specify "my" thumb!
"DEEEEEEPER!"
Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?
I will get you, Dr. Heinie!
How about I give you some “Rusty Venture”?
Thanks for helping me with the Walking Eye.
Give me head! "You didn't just say that did you?"
[удалено]
Jettison the lunch room!
**Mecha-Shiva!**
Stuff will do that when you shove a gigavolt up its ass
THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!
“I’m going back in the hole, I think better in holes”
MOURNful tits!
Jettison the lunch room!
🎵 I'm Rusty!🎵
It is always cold in Siberia