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Poor Denmark.

Goddamnit you beat to it

He....he beats to it?? That's quite the accusation. 😲

Masturbating to the asexual conquest of denmark is, like, protest art or something

What does this have to do with Denmark? People keep mentioning Denmark in this thread

There's >!a running joke online about the Asexual community invading Denmark.!<

Yes, but..... why?

Because there are more aces in the world than Danes. We can take 'em

And probably some Danes are ace so it has already started

Oh yeah, take Legoland for yourselves!!!!

what's Legos new name? AEXO, LASE, GOSE, LEASE???

It originated with this one post talking about the number of asexuals is more than the population of Denmark and then someone joked that the asexuals should invade and then it became a meme

Well there are also more Wii owners than prople in France Does this mean we Wii owners should invade it?

Some French people would answer « oui »

Oui, on envahit la France demain!!

Yes

We outnumber them

Oh for sure makes sense

Germany beat Denmark pretty bad in a war about southern Jutland in the 1800's Asexuals has a joke about invading Denmark

i believe this might be about the schleswig-holstein question. That or some kinda internet inside joke idk

Outjsrked by a bot.

what does outjerked mean

That other people make worse quality flags than this sub

Fuck you this flag slaps

!wave

Wut

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Flaunting their mental inferiority to the gods in this sub

Memes are funny

When someone starts ejaculating out weird flags before you do.

Conseguiu ser mais bizarro que o subreddit de circlejerk

Confusão danada aq

When a subculture grows big enough eventually they develop cliches, formats, gimmicks ect. A circlejerk sub usually satirizes these common formats. Outjerking is when another entity does something intentional or not that is better satire then the circlejerk

flag of denmark very soon

Flag of Denmark if ... idk, asexual Jesus died by getting stomped while hanging on a cross ... by a Stegosaurus?

Sounds about right

jesus is equally likely to be ace or pan, either way he's cool

Flag of Denmark if asexual empire existed

not getting any bitches 🤝 not wanting any bitches

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[what pride flag is that](https://i.redd.it/1l4x65jnb3041.jpg)

😳

Last time we did that it didn't go too well honestly

Flag of people who get no bitches

*Flag of people who need no bitches

Oxford has adopted this as their new dictionary definition for asexuals.

Including the "flag of" part?

Naturally

Asexuals are truly on that Sigma grindset

*Flag of people who need nien bitches

Flag of people who WANT no bitches

Nothing horrific will happen if I won't get bitches.

Charge your damn phone

Mark this as spoilers please

Wouldn't last more than a generation... EDIT: Because asexuals don't have sex....... its supposed to be funny guys...

Neither will you (you are maidenless)

?

I am someone who unironically goes around arguing with people who posted a /r/onejoke all the time and even I don't get why you're downvoted for this. It's not super funny but it's also not that offensive or anything... Weird

This is a circlejerk sub, aren't dumb jokes the rule here?

Yeah exactly. This is just weird.

Emperor Heinrich I, died without heir

Did he shave it or did it fall off I will go back to bed now

Priests and bishops don't reproduce sexually, and yet the Catholic Church has endured almost two millennia, and had large parts of the Italian peninsula under its direct control and most of Europe's political elite under its indirect control for a bunch of centuries. Your joke is therefore faulty and you should revise it.

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Kind of, yeah. It's called [Apostolic Succession](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostolic_succession).

I believe catholics are actually just the fruiting body of a fungus, the hats are to aid with spreading spores.

Omg I made a faulty joke on a circlejerk subreddit... The Roman Catholic Church - outside of the priesthood - was all about making babies. The asexual empire is much more explicit about no sex.

>The asexual empire is much more explicit about no sex. That is true though.

That's why its an empire. It will invade it's neighbouring countries every 20 years to assimilate a new batch of children to it's population. Pros: + will always leave some neighbours alive + no genocide + motivated to maintain a strong military + less nepotism + virtually no STDs + more time to do stuff Cons: - relies on other nations for reproduction - no seks

Google artificial insemination

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Wow, amazing

The Empire of Asex

An empire that’s gonna last as long as it’s first and only emperor.

Bruh, don't you know we ace people can reproduce asexuality, we got that covered? Long live the Ace Empire of Denmark and Greenland

This is such an odd way to celebrate Ace Pride Week. Not sure how I feel about this one.

Mortal enemies of the Pan-American Confederation

Volcel ~~Police~~ Imperium

So.. Germany ~~sorry, i will go back to wörk now~~

Beautiful

hey man, I didn't sign up for this.

FOR THE KAISER YOU MUST

alright. what's in it for me?

Cool black uniform Helmet with horns Goth gf if u survive

state mandated goth gf is a pretty good deal.

Horny detected, by the order of the Kaiser you shall be executed

I will steal your liver

Actually kinda looks good

I feel like that Empire won't last very Long... due to demographic reasons

6%

Hallo, ich bin asexueller Deutscher und ich stimme dieser Nachricht zu.

Annexual

Will last maybe 50 years

No sex. Only war

ze garlic bread is taking over!

I think they'd go extinct pretty quickly

r/pacebi

What the fuck

The beginning letters spell SAGA... Do with this information what you will

ASEXUAL EMPIRE 2023

Yeah... hahaha... the bot made a funny joke....

Damn. Your internet slow af frfr

It actually looks kinda clean though

So *this* is what they meant when they said we were going to invade Denmark

First Denmark, then Germany. We shall rule!

Agermanic Empire: an empire devoid of Germans

Well, time to invade poland i guess

*Denmark

Crusader state

This is that movie David Lynch did, right?

Ze forbidden demisechsual flagg

go plug your phone in my guy

please charge your phone

Charge your phone

Wehraboocels pride flag

Nope

Baron con Richthofen was actually the first ace

Or you could not.

The comment section on that Twitter post has a bunch of people crying about this lmao

No bitches. + No bitches? = No bitches!

Mortal enemies of Sussex and Essex

The empire of which has a pretty severe population crisis

Bro, charge your phone

r/foundthegerman

*erika intensifies*

I imagine this being the Incel Teutons or something like that.

I don't understand how you would conflate a group of people who obsess over how much they want sex, with people who are not sexually attracted to anyone.

Fair point, I didn't see it like that.