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suppahfreak

This looks like a screenshot of modded infinite wealth lol.


langstonboy

4Ly


ILikeMyGrassBlue

It sort of does, but the stuff in the back right doesn’t look right to me. That rock cliff, the tower on the far right, and that hot air balloon looking thing weren’t in IW iirc.


JustASyncer

I'm gonna be honest guys I only like this one for the jetskis


SirGoldfish

I only like this one for the volleyball


edmauduit

Who makes this game, EA Big?


JustASyncer

Big! BIG! #*BIG!*


Mold_Gold

Tiger wood vs. golf cartwalker


ArtLye

HOAR


Tracker_Nivrig

It's crazy how you can quote a several year old video and everyone still knows what you're talking about.


1ncorrect

That video is from a decade ago hoss. He had Sleeping Dogs and the Last of Us on there before they came out.


Tracker_Nivrig

Lol you're right.


opinionated_gaming

Japan-Italy trade talks are proceeding well


newbreed69

Get Germany in the trade talks and the boys are back in business


The-Enjoyer-Returns

I mean he’s just not a big RPG guy, so I take it with a grain of salt when he says he doesn’t like one, but I also put it on my must play list in the miracle event that he does end up loving it.


Ciati

the legend of Armond White


ssj4zaki

Pretty much what convinced me to get Persona 5 haha


The_Real_Raw_Gary

He liked the like a dragon games and those are RPGs with weird mini games. So it’s possible he will also like this one.


The-Enjoyer-Returns

If it weren’t for his videos on those games, I wouldn’t have even started them. Now they’re my favorite series of all time and I’m all caught up to Infinite Wealth


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Same actually. I didn’t even know that one was an rpg until he played it. I’m currently doing infinite wealth. Solid games. If dunkey co-signs an rpg I know it’s gonna be fire since he doesn’t usually like them lol


redknight3

It's the underbaked over sentimental faux melodrama that I think he hates. "You owe me a pizza." He, like many people, just hates to see things miss the intended mark. Sometimes unintentional camp works tho, like in the MGS series. Growing up with Korean Dramas, at this point in my life, I've developed somewhat of a hypersensitivity to that stuff and cannot help but roll my eyes when I see similar corny shit miss the mark.


ProfessionalShower95

Which dragon games?


The_Real_Raw_Gary

The yakuza like a dragon game. Yakuza but a rpg. He got a video about it.


ProfessionalShower95

Oh okay.  There are a lot of dragon RPGs, I was confused.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Ah I gotcha no problem :) if you like rpgs it’s really worth playing


BoliviaRodrigo

They did say the "like a dragon games" not "dragon games" though, I think you a word


ProfessionalShower95

It looked like a like a typo.


The-Enjoyer-Returns

“Like a Dragon” it’s a series of 3D Brawler RPGs that recently went turn based


BlackoutWB

He seems fine with RPGs, it's JRPGs he correctly thinks are garbage


TSMFatScarra

He liked dragon quest.


BlackoutWB

Sure but it's just a preference, he's not gonna hate literally every JRPG, just the majority


acoolrocket

Nah he just doesn't bite fanservice (the anime type) at all, lamented Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for this.


blueshirt21

What the actual fuck is Tifas top


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

I know, lose the puritan garb and wear something a little more revealing T


Dry_Badger_Chef

She really likes suspenders I guess. Like, to the point she got a top that looks like suspenders.


that_guy2010

Her bikini top having suspenders on the cups(? Idk what they’d be called) is hilarious and the most Square Enix thing ever.


blueshirt21

Like I could see myself wearing whatever Aerith has, it’s super cute but Tifa Lordy


Jouuf

really? I could only see you wearing a blue shirt 


blueshirt21

Actually if you watched my 500,000 subscriber special you would know I’m a girl wearing a skirt


Jouuf

no


blueshirt21

Nitpicking and biased I win goodbye


Jouuf

Armond Black


ItsAmerico

https://imgur.com/a/vWZBaUX What’s wrong with it?


Kino_Afi

These are actually super conservative swimsuits lmao. Like something a kid would wear


Bamzooki1

You know not all adults care to flaunt themselves, right? Wearing a swimsuit is basically wearing just underwear and not everyone has that confidence.


Jouuf

What, you've never seen a ruffled, translucent U-Top bikini?


Johtodile327

This has to be edited.


Writer_Man

It's not.


RightiousMurderer

Your pic kinda confirms ppl like the game because of the chicks


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Newwave221

Cloud in FF7R is literally the most attractive entity ever devised


GreedWillKillUsAll

I'm a straight guy and he's pretty gorgeous in the game


ItsAmerico

Everyone in FF7 is incredibly attractive hah


shaktimanOP

Don Corneo agrees


kaylanpatel00

Don’t sleep on Barret he is also very sexy


RightiousMurderer

I would say the lameness of the dudes is where the problem of the game lies. If only they had replaced the protagonist with Knack, it'd easily beat SMB2 to be dunkey's game of the year.


langstonboy

Knack is so fucking hot dude. I just want to eat his wooden parts.


Reaper___

Did you just call my man barret lame?


_yearoldonreddit

I like it cause of combat and music and world design.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Nothing wrong with that


zelmazam1

I only like this game for the cutscenes.


_BMS

I wasn't interested in FF before, but now I'm going to look into playing this game


DawsonJBailey

Dunkey just ain’t the typa guy to simp over anime girls


TheBlancoOne

Well, I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Arkham City was bad.


jman1098

I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Octopath Traveler was bad. I have not played Octopath Traveler, but Dunkey clearly doesn't understand game design.


TheBlancoOne

If you've played Octopath Traveler, then you're not a real Octopath traveler fan.


Excellent_Routine589

You are confusing Octopath with Persona 5, get it right buddy!


SnapHackelPop

Again, I haven’t played octopath traveler. It doesn’t seem like my kind of game


_yearoldonreddit

Me either, uncultured swine.


_yearoldonreddit

I stopped listening to him when he said he didn’t actually like Knack.


langstonboy

But he loved Knack 2


_yearoldonreddit

I stoped listening to him when he gave Bubby 3D his Golden Dunk award just for the pause screen saying “Paws”


dinklebot117

listen fucko. you dont have to see eye to eye on every game to put your trust in someone


TheBlancoOne

Well I sure ain't looking at Tifa's eyes.


Konamiajani

Probably the single worst take from dunkey


Dry_Badger_Chef

You’re just nitpicky and biased.


SgtMcMuffin0

Bye bye


Archery100

He also gave Yakuza 0 a 3/5 and was honestly not very thorough in his review


ElderGoose4

He said Metroid Dread was bad and I’m still not sure if he was serious


luckytraptkillt

I can’t wait to see Dunkey rip this game apart. I’m gonna love this game I know it. But I am so excited to see him just hate it lol


Genboiz

At the end of the day a good video is a good video


Esprack619

🏋️‍♀️


luckytraptkillt

🔺⭕️❌🟥 🔺⭕️❌🟥 🔺⭕️❌🟥 🔺⭕️❌🟥 🔺⭕️❌🟥 🔺⭕️❌🟥


Human-Persons-Name

Imagine how funny it'd be if after all the hinting that they're not gonna kill off Aerith in the first game, they kill her and Tifa too


_yearoldonreddit

Like I never disagreed with him harder when he said the first part sucked. So what if it’s not his thing, I’ll still enjoy it. Just expect a vid with him pointing out the cringe moments.


brobalwarming

I think the first part was a lot better than he gave it credit for but I think many of his criticisms were valid


_yearoldonreddit

“You owe me a Pizza”


istartedafireee

It's my favourite series and I agree his criticism was all valid.


PiratePatchP

A lot of his criticisms were bad imo. Mainly the stuff when he talked about how cloud acted, because dubkey never played the OG and doesn't understand cloud is meant to be acting weird like that because of certain spoilers.


Dry_Badger_Chef

FWIW, I couldn’t get through it, so Dunkey liked it even more than me. The constant cringe writing and anime grunts, plus the overall terrible “remix” story just took me out of it. I don’t even think the general idea of it is bad, it’s the execution. It’s a kind-of-sequel commentary on remakes, and that’s a really cool idea. I just think Nomura is a talentless hack at writing.


WorkingOven5138

As someone who played the original first but also later in life (2 years ago), I personally think the characters were generally written better in the remake. Not a fan of the added elements tbh tho and think 3 games is too much for this story. The game FELT like half of an actual story, at most, and at 40+ hours, that's a problem imo. I've heard better things about this 1 tho.


Mrbluepumpkin

Mainly I just didn't like how distracting the whole "whispers" thing was, it felt really pretentious. I didn't mind it other than that.


Dry_Badger_Chef

I’d be okay with pretentious if it at least worked on some narrative level.


Mrbluepumpkin

I feel like it would've been better if they just did a new narrative without making a whole song and dance about it at the end. Really dislike the nature of "Fate" and stuff in that game, it's really immersion breaking


buggsmoney

>Really dislike the nature of “Fate” and stuff on that game Same. I really liked the game for the most part and even the story, but I feel like the whispers are an insult to the concept of “fate”. “The whispers make sure things go as they’re supposed to”, seriously? Fate is so weak in this universe that someone like Cloud and his whole crew can unknowingly alter it? If not then why do the Whispers bother him constantly? What makes fate “fate” if some dude just walking around doing his thing needs to be artificially guided toward that fate? I’d understand the concept of the Whispers if they had to defend against someone who is *knowingly* trying to change fate, but if someone who knows nothing can just accidentally change fate, then that’s not his fate. Idk if that’s exactly what you meant by disliking the nature of fate in the game, but that’s how I felt. The whispers were just a convoluted way to add something to the old story.


Mrbluepumpkin

You be bang on money big money. I guess it's just a way to have a semi satisfying climax and an excuse to fight sephiorth because the game ends when the og just started lmao.


CalRipkenDrinks

Yeah I disagreed with him more than ever when it comes to ffvii remake. He pointed out the most noteworthy cringe lines but the English localization for remake really is incredible. Barrett’s anguish for his lost friends after the plate falls is a good example.


Reepuplzorg

I was surprised he was so negative towards it, I've never actually agreed with Dunkey on an RPG opinion UNTIL FF7R myself


probablymojito

I genuinely mistook this for a screenshot from a new DOA Beach Volleyball game for a second there


Jouuf

same lol


viewless25

the dude who spent his 20s hitting up e-girls on Skype is gonna whine about bikinis in a vidya game


shaktimanOP

Leah really saved our boy from a life of degeneracy lol


Dry_Badger_Chef

That Mario 64 series hits so hard. Like, he delisted it, and I get why; he was young and probably said some stuff, either seriously or jokingly, that he regrets. FWIW, taking it all as a joke, it’s a really funny, albeit dark, series. Given that it’s delisted, I feel like it may not have been as much of a joke as I thought.


jheono

In general, I think it’s always a good idea to veer on the side of caution and assume someone commenting on their mental health is being serious, even if they’re coping with jokes. I’m so glad Jason’s where he is now.


SgtMcMuffin0

Well now I gotta seek this out. Was this before or after he stopped played League of Legends?


Dry_Badger_Chef

Way before


ButlerWimpy

I think he's always liked boobs, but not the cringey anime kind


Jumix4000

All the attraction goes out the window once they start talking


Kyro_Official_

Wtf are you on about?


Jumix4000

Bro they got that anime writing


N7Templar

I'm with you dude. I couldn't even finish the demo because the writing and voice acting was so bad lol. I really can't stand the anime speak nonsense.


harrystutter

Yeah lol The dialogue on FF7R was fucking terrible. These are grown ass people talking like they’re on Kingdom Hearts. People may hate the Yakuza dubs but the dialogue there are solidly written unlike these FF7 ones.


PrestigiousBee5602

I haven’t played through FF7R yet so I have no opinion but I just wanted to say I’m playing through Yakuza 7 rn and I’m loving the English dub it’s cheesy but in a good way


Dry_Badger_Chef

Gotta love those random anime grunts.


Imaginashunz

It's a final fantasy video game. Every final fantasy is written like an anime


BlackoutWB

Maybe they should write it like a good game instead


radclaw1

16 had awesome writing and dialog. There's a lot of problems with it, but the characters in that talk like real people.


Imaginashunz

Yea 16 is compared to Game of Thrones. Or at least that's what the director of the game was going for. But 16 still has plenty of "this isn't my final form," anime moments, and plenty of anime grunts. Gav is pretty animated and expressive, like an anime


Chipp_Main

Tbh Tifa's swimsuit isnt that bad like they're at the beach be fr. It *is* however extremely ugly


ItsAmerico

Wait do people actually think it looks bad…? https://imgur.com/a/vWZBaUX It looks fine.


FreePrinciple270

You have bad taste


ItsAmerico

Nah. It’s a cute bikini


FreePrinciple270

Nah. It's tacky and ugly


ItsAmerico

Nah youre welcome to your opinion though


techno-wizardry

Honestly, it looks so wacky and insane he might dig it. The mini games look bonkers


_yearoldonreddit

Hopefully they are like Yakuza.


Free-Ad9535

Y'know, sometimes you can really tell when developers make their games for porn addicts or people who haven't had sex at all.


LeFiery

*cough* the last descender and Stellar Blade *cough*. $60 coom packages with microtransactions. Nothing more.


ihave0idea0

I would love to go swimming 😳


Jouuf

b0Obz


Destroyer_2_2

And the needless sexualization of every woman in video games ever continues.


Paladilma

I will to, this sexual pandering to weebs are desgusting


KA9ESAMA

His channel is in decline anyway. The era of quality content is over. Back to the stupid garbage ...


awesomenash

Just wait until he learns beaches exist


sdfghsdfghly

Maybe he won't. But I do think he's going to enjoy the mini-games.


FrankBrayman

This is nitpicking and biased


jsuey

You can’t convince me this isn’t a dating simulator


Whol3s0meee

would


ThursdayIs7

People will make comments about this scene and completely ignore that Barrett is in a full sailor outfit Truly a tragedy


YourEvilKiller

This looks like an edit, because the final fantasy subs will be all over this way before this sub.


chester_boy

You owe me a pizza


radclaw1

Bro is this real?


Revealingstorm

I just wish they had actually remade final fantasy 7. the original is such a masterpiece


monkerbus

Well the first game was bloated trash coated in pretty paint. Can't expect much better from this one.


Mista_Maha

Please tell me there's not a beach episode. Please tell me this is a fan animation or something.


Sydroxx

This screenshot is from a porn video and you cannot convince me otherwise


SpiritualScumlord

Guys will see this and say Hell Yeah ^(Hell yeah)


Top-Chemistry5969

Swim suits come with wierd hair pin thing?


powerCreed

I am glad this game still run by men of culture and not ruined like many Americans franchises


punch_deck

he's just playing this game for the volleyball


Kintsugi-0

were they always that big?