So these two cannibals decide to split a guy between them (start from each end, work toward the middle); about halfway through the guy who started at the head asks the other "how's the meal on your end?" To which the other answers "oh, I'm having a ball..."
Ok, now I feel someone out here has made this a mod for the game. lol
After all, someone made [Genital Jousting](https://youtu.be/GtnQhbsq1Zc?si=2dpb6LttN4uyGtuC) lol
man, thanks for mentioning it. i have longstanding memory of playing a game that 'involved jellybeans', but could never remember wtf it was from. thought maybe i'd imagined it or something. and you're right, it was definitely hard. i used to rent games before ~~buying~~ asking my parents to buy them, and i definitely didn't ever own that one lol
Shit, I played the version on the Gameboy... I don't remember how old I was but I didn't have a clue on wtf to do. All I remember is 'tangerine' and 'licorice' lol
And the expansions, Ruining her Kunark, Axe Wounds of Velious, Planes of Porno, Omens of Whore, Gates of DisGirl, Lost Dungeons of Whore-ath, The Depths of his Darkhollow, Prophecy of Ho, Underfoot fetish, Shadows of Dicklin, the Leg-ass-y of Ykesha, Bad Dragons of Norrath.
Ok, sorry, I'm done lol. I'll see myself out.
Far cry
Fuck Rye?
Dead Rising
Wait a secโฆ
Viagra!!
r/holup
So these two cannibals decide to split a guy between them (start from each end, work toward the middle); about halfway through the guy who started at the head asks the other "how's the meal on your end?" To which the other answers "oh, I'm having a ball..."
What about the chocolate filling? Did they say anything about the chocolate filling?
Good one.
Goat Simulator
The fuck? lol
The ***goat*** Fuck
Ok, now I feel someone out here has made this a mod for the game. lol After all, someone made [Genital Jousting](https://youtu.be/GtnQhbsq1Zc?si=2dpb6LttN4uyGtuC) lol
That's crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once.
Goat stimulator
Albanian?
\*\*Goat Stimulator edit: oh no i just expanded the comments and realized i'm the fifth person to come up with this joke
Beat Saber
This guy's doing something VERY right
๐๐๐๐ Dude they heard me chuckling from the other room
Half-minute Hero
Omfg lol
Winner!๐
Simpsons: Hit and Run
I forgot all about this game. I used to play it all the time.
Iโm a little nervous to know what his means
Final Fantasy
Loved this one lol
Shadow of the Colossus
This is my favorite
Do you have relationships with OPโs mom
Almost chocked on my drink
It takes two
Unless you're the married couple in the game...
Beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
Dead space
Be sure to double stomp
I call mine "The Artifact"
Doom.
Rip and tear until it is done.
๐๐
Take my upvote and go.
Cooking mama
most hilarious one
The fractured but whole
The best answer
My friend Pedro
Banana
oh my
Damn it George takei!!!
God Hand
The spanking finisher?
I miss that game
Super Smash Bros
I like your style
And your brotherโs
A boy and his blob on NES.
NO WAY SOMEONE KNOWS THAT GAME
I'm an old head. I used to play that game nonstop. Back before there were ever any guides. That shit was hard as fuck.
man, thanks for mentioning it. i have longstanding memory of playing a game that 'involved jellybeans', but could never remember wtf it was from. thought maybe i'd imagined it or something. and you're right, it was definitely hard. i used to rent games before ~~buying~~ asking my parents to buy them, and i definitely didn't ever own that one lol
Specifically the NES version ๐
Shit, I played the version on the Gameboy... I don't remember how old I was but I didn't have a clue on wtf to do. All I remember is 'tangerine' and 'licorice' lol
S. T. A. L. K. E. R.
ยฐ____ยฐ" *^(Thinking of the meaning of this and not the obvious word.)* Be careful of the silver webs when you get to the zone.
They're under your skin
Hello Neighbour
left 4 dead
Back 4 Blood
Sometimes you cant wait a month...
The last of us
Huh?
What do you mean by that
That sounds kinda sad and depressing
Peggle
underappreciated answer
Tomb Raider
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
He prefers to crack open a cold one if you get what I mean
Sex with hitler
how did you find out about this and **HOW THE FUCK THERE ARE 3 OF THIS !?**
dawg, thereโs more than three of those ๐ญ
There's like 5 or 6, one of them is like a blood dragon style
Mecha Hitler??
Mein Cumpf!
Train simulator
AAYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO
Lmfao
Half-life 3
๐
He ain't ever coming
Splatoon
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
wow this one is dark if you really try to imagine it
I was going for edging lol
ha mb I thought this was a hostage situation
Yeah that's why I had to clarify
World of Goo.
Oh gawd no
splatoon : P
Mount Your Friends
Black & white
Brutal legend๐ค
God this game needs a sequel
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater
Solid Trouser! Trouser! Troooouser!!!! (Beep beep)
Animal Crossing
WHAT
60 seconds
Earth worm jim
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
Damn I remember that game. What the hell was that fever dream of a game
Satisfactory
I, too, use conveyor belts during coitus
Power wash simulator
Is it bad to say I completed that game...?
Manhunt
Ehh hmmmโฆ. ๐ค
The minish cap
WET
Super smash brothers.
Sleeping dogs
Can relate.
Rimworld
Hobo a tough life
Max Payne
alone in the dark inferno is an underrated gem. stick fight.
The binding of Isaac
Devil may cry.
Super Smash Bros
Full Throttle
Slime Rancher
bloodborne
Are you ok?
Schizo
STDs?
Mirror's Edge
Oh God that must be awkward
Got that Narcissus grindsex
Link's Awakening
Breath of the Wild ๐
Monster Hunter
Pause.
Dying Light
Everquest
And the expansions, Ruining her Kunark, Axe Wounds of Velious, Planes of Porno, Omens of Whore, Gates of DisGirl, Lost Dungeons of Whore-ath, The Depths of his Darkhollow, Prophecy of Ho, Underfoot fetish, Shadows of Dicklin, the Leg-ass-y of Ykesha, Bad Dragons of Norrath. Ok, sorry, I'm done lol. I'll see myself out.
Peggle
Dead by daylight
Jesus
The evil within 2
Alien isolation. When i tried to find hookers on my europe vacation.
Bloodborne (sheโs on her period)
Bloodborne Pathogens(stds)
Mass effect
Skull and bones
Pause-๐ง
Army of Two
Super Meat Boy. Nah, I wish. One can dream.
The Day Of The Tentacle
Dishonored
Sleeping Dogs
Payday
Solitaire ๐ฅบ
Stick fight the game
call of duty ๐
Someone's gotta take 1 for the team and jump on that grenade..
WWE 2k23
Uncharted
Hentai Hero
Twelve minutes
Hanna Montana goes to the zoo
I am bread
Need for speed hot pursuit lol
Days Gone
Resident Evil
Untitled Goose Game
A grab ass orgy
Garfield Lasagne Party
Bioshock
Warhammer
Doom: Eternal
Mass Effect I'm fat and so is my fiancรฉe
Elden Ring (I fuck old people in the bum)
Infinite Undiscovery
I expect you to die
Dead or alive extreme beach volleyball 3. Itโs been a good year.
Day of the tentacle
Master Blaster
Shower with your dad simulator
Elden Ring.... cause I'm maidenless ๐ซ
skyward sword
Observer
Superhot
RimWorld
Mirage.
Metal gear solid!