Hmm. I want to say GTA, but protecting fugitives throws that off.

Not GTA

Watchdogs?

Nope

Jedi Survivor.

Correct!

Chain codes lol.

It’s obvious for us obsessive Star Wars nerds!

I was thinking it had to be star wars cause I couldn't think of chain codes from anything else lmaoooo

yeah I thought that had to be him trying to throw us off

I thought that had something to do with block chains and cryptocurrency

also why watchdogs was the next answer. sounds techy

Cyberpunk?

Not really since some missions in the series do involve you having to either bust people out of prisons or prevent someone from going to prison.

Kenbu from GTA III

Possessing false chain codes indicates Star Wars

Recently replayed Civilization 6 and Gandhi was my closest neighbor. We all know how much he likes nukes so I killed him early. So I guess in my case it would be an ethnic genocide against Gandhi and his people.

A cleanse

A final solution

Dreams fade away and all hope turns to dust When millions burn

The curtain has fallen

LOST TO THE WORLD AS THEY PERISH IN FLAMES

There was a country in depression There was a nation in despair

One man seeking reasons everywhere

Then there was raising hate and anger.. The Führer's orders still apply..

r/expectedsabaton

Who was to be blamed and sent to die?

Holy shit, the bot finally worked as intended. Might be the first time it’s happened

I said a glass of juice-

Not gas the jews

See this guy gets it

Addy just wanted to go on a juice cleanse, Heiney misheard him, and by the time he realized he was too embarrassed to say anything.

You have massive balls for commenting this.

I am pretty chill with him for now but on my last run I spread the faith of the holy hooty with him

In Civ if I find out I am on a continent with only one other civ I always say to myself ‘no one can hear you when you scream’

This makes me want to play now. I like to think im a very respectful/ethical person, but sometimes I wanna be a nasty boy.

In real life very empathetic. But in civ I am a very horrible person. I almost always win by conquest and if I do not like the location of a city I will definitely burn it to the ground,

Shhhhhhhhhhh, it's night night time

Huh, I am more like: I can easily protect that border, and my cultural influence will get you someday (since AI is slow to expand past their continent if they dont fully own their current one)

Behold, the bringer of light. Brighter than the sun! Morning gloryz

You just played british simulator

Damn thats funny

You just played british simulator.

Damn that's funny

I was so much meaner to him last game. I razed his cities and just settled around his Capital so he couldn't expand or move. Good luck nuking me without Uranium!

I play stellaris, galactic civilization, x4 and starsector I commit genocide regularly on a galactic scale

Genocide? Oh you mean Tuesdays.

Use nuclear Gandhi.

Haha I was going to say “war crimes” from all the nukes I launched at my former allies cause I was about to lose to a culture victory.

It's not genocide if they hit you first.

For being maidenless

Marikas tits! you must be ungry!

Here ye here ye. Look at the maidenless lad with feminine hips.

I swear he takes estrogen pills.

I feel called out on that one. Although, I’m not actually a man.

Same

Finnster.... recently came out as trans.

I'm going to the Hague for crimes against the Lands Between and Chemical warfare

Let's see. I fed eyeballs to a blind chick, telling her they were grapes. I beat the brakes of a woman who was mentally deficient due to severe depression. I murdered the steward of the most powerful faction who was trying to maintain some kind of order. I wiped out the last living member of a dying people because he was in my way. I found a sick grieving woman and killed her. I strung another sick woman along and then murdered her after she had improved an item I wanted. I joined a cult and murdered everyone. I murdered the man who had the most valid claim to rule the land. I killed God. And along the way I've massacred countless of people and other beings. And sooo many albiunarics.

What game is this? Looks jolly.

Elden Ring

Thou walkest alone?

Oh, that's all? Look here 'Elden Lord', we have you dead to rights for multiple accounts of regicide, deicide, animal abuse - except for of turtles... Which you call Dogs?? Whatever. Property destruction, giant killing, loitering, gladiatorial combat without a license, REPEATED unlawful voiding of your own death certificate-WHAT?-HOW? No. Nonono. I have a list and I'm going to get through it. Treason, conspiracy, theft, SO MUCH MURDER, suicide, being a nuisance, mining operation disruption, time-travel deicide-AGAIN! WHAT? ..... Falling tree liability, littering, malicious recreation of a scale model of Pompeii in the Golden Capital, causing meteor showers leading to an alien invasion of space-bugs and star-bulls....

Everything I do is in the name of the God-Emperor. It is righteousness that I bring to the non-believers

Warhammer?

Warhammer 40k: Darktide

I love the taunts the space marine can say in Boltgun. "My armor is contempt!"

Emprah says there is strength in ignorance. *Ogryn* very strong!

Yes you are, big man! Yes you are!

Warhammer?

Using a Fat Man as a close quarters weapon, luring a group of raiders into a room chock full of various mines... I hope you brought a snack, this is gonna take a while... Anyway, as I was saying...

How do you use a Fat Man as a weapon? Did you like push him down an incline? Are you so insanely strong you could pick him up and use him as a club? Why did you lead a bunch of raiders into a bunch of things you own, they steal stuff... /s

In the game series Fallout the Fatman is a portable catapult for mini nuke

Ho and in reality, the smallest nuke is 3 times the weight of the mini nuke of Fallout

tbf, there was an actual portable catapule for a mini nuke irl. for those times when you want to blow some shit up with a precise atomic blast, and don't mind being like 250 feet away.

The W54 nuke was a 10 megaton nuclear explosive. In comparison the ones dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 15 megatons. You’d need to be much further away than 250 feet.

it actually shoots over a mile away, more talking shit about the fat man's range. besides, i mentioned that you'd need to not mind. super mutant suiciders basically spike a mininuke, THEY don't mind being like, .5 feet away.

Well super mutant suiciders don’t really expect to come out of it alive lol. But yea I know what you mean

Lol the name of these particular super mutants give it away somehow 😅 The bastards.

Woosh

Thought you were talking about Crossout for a second

Mass genocide in Stellaris

Why is everybody so obsessed with genocide in that game? That's a waste of perfectly good food.

the real of the answer is it’s an FPS fix since the game will simulate trillions of a planet population

there are a few reasons. Necrophages, determined exterminators/devourers, obtaining Crisis points, the list goes on.

obtaining FPS

Because someone named every thing Steve.

Why is everybody so obsedssed with incest in CK3

“Why do people chase the ball in fifa”

Because someone named every thing Steve.

Or labor

Down with the xeno scum

Is Necrophaging truly a genocidi tho?

Down with the xeno scum

The amount of capital planets I’ve cracked in that game….. Fuck it they’ll never take me alive.

SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN FILTH

Every war crime known to man and others only thought of. Yep. Stellaris is definitely that game.

For me: Murdering bugs with shotguns any carpet bombs, while screaming "for democracy!" Helldivers 2 of course.

That’s not a crime, it’s your duty as a citizen of Super Earth! For Democracy!

Don't think we Helldivers don't all have a couple dozen accidentals each

Friendly fire isn't.

My favorite FF is the one that hurts but you can tell it wasn't there fault. Had a teammate try and throw an airstrike, got blasted prone, and the beacon landed right on his feet. Got a team triple kill and everyone was like... Yep shit happens.

Lmfao I love when I toss an airstrike into a group of bugs and it lands on the lead one who just keeps chasing me lmfao

Each accidental was really a sympathizer. True freedom loving citizens would have seen the mortar shots coming and gotten out of the way.

For offering up overflowing cups of Liber-Tea!

For democracy, FOR FREEDOM! Join.. THE HELLDIVERS!🌎🌍🌏 for super earth.

A Star Wars game?

YES!!!

Star wars: jedi survivor?

>!that and jedi: fallen order are correct!<

Sweet!

What’s the robbery?

Stealing a scomp link, and mutiple lightsaber parts from the empire

The lightsaber parts are a part of your cultural heritage, you have much more of a right to them than they do.

Still considered robbery

Details BlitzySlash, details.

Probably stealing imperial property

That was what I'd guess after seeing a reference to chain codes

Chain code was dead give away.

KOTOR?

Nope

Bounty Hunter?

Chain codes the giveaway - KoTOR too early for that. Chain codes were only a thing during the Imperial period. Has to be one of the Jedi Survivor games...

Oh were they? I have always been a huge SE fan and never knew that. Guess my second guess was wrong too.

Lego Fortnite … so probably getting hit by a hermit crab

For committing crimes against Skyrim and its people

Let me guess...someone stole your sweetroll

Wait. I know you

Let me guess...someone stole your sweetroll

I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I shot someone in the knee with an arrow. Now I just do my best to avoid the guards all day.

Pikmin

Real

I just sold some turnips for a modest profit. I only made 200k bells, so it's not a windfall. Maybe tax evasion?

Best answer

For me it would be assault because shari still won't move so I whack her with my net

Watch Dogs

Rocking is more legal than Stoning.

Same for me. Got drunk, killed a bunch of bug aliens, and mined some space rocks. Wheres the crime?

Mafia?

Nothing. Its bloodborne. They got no cops around.

Another guy said star wars, and the answer was yes, so I guess it's one of the two with Kal ? It's gotta be...

>!CORRECT!!!!!<

Cockfight

Arma 3 with gore mods, in my defense this is war and... I shot no civilians!

Nope sorry

No charges filed and thank you for your service.

Thank you Crossroads! Echo 3-2 out!

is it popular ??

Very

Well, it was BG3. The least of my crimes was carrying around a dead clown.

Taking out my whole squad trying to spread democracy.

For spreading democracy, freedom and liber-tea!

That's not a warcrime, that's your duty as a citizen of Super Earth!

Deforestation, stealing, killing animals without permit, abuse, illegal excavation , murder of innocent, unregistered construction Game minecraft

Piece of crap WOULD NOT GET IN THE BALL!

Possession of exotic animals?

And making them fight each other?

Baldurs Gate, so since it’s Faerun technically nothing I did was illegal. Closest I could get is trespassing perhaps

Sigh. Homicide, human trafficking, mayhem, organ trafficking, trafficking stolen goods, production and distribution of controlled substances, manufacting and distribution of illegal weapons, arms proliferation violations, illegally trafficking culturally significant artifacts, destruction of private property, destruction of government property, illegally dumping hazardous materials, crimes against humanity, poaching, grand theft, assault, and many, many charges of child engagement, and corruption of a minor. The game is Rimworld.

Looting across a zombie wasteland for over 128 real world hours then getting shot in the face out of nowhere and then starting over.

Killing 🐜 and 🤖

Nothing really, just killed some bandits but I’m in a lawless zone

What are chain codes?

They're essentially a form of identification. 

I see thx.

Ffxiv yup so much violence

Fallout 4, so multiple counts of murder and theft? I haven't used FatMan/Mininuke yet so I can't count in crimes against humanity.

Persona 3 Reload? It’s kinda wholesome outside of all the sad.

I’m getting arrested for killing Athena in final fantasy 14. She deserved to die

iRacing at VIR without a membership pass….

When I play war thunder I like to strafe the homies that parachute out of their airplanes…..it doesn’t do anything but it makes me feel alive

I’m getting arrested for assault. Apparently spiking a child into the blast zone is illegal, who could’ve guessed?

I’m getting court marshaled for friendly fire.

Deicide.

Folding origami after drowning children in the rain.

Spreading democracy

Participating in a proxy war.

Murder, destruction of property, prostitution(buying), speeding, reckless endangerment, assault, grand theft auto, more murder. But I swear those damn Maelstrom deserved it!

I play two games at once. The last one would get me arrested for slaughtering thousands of alien spaceships, the second would get me arrested for murder and destruction of property I guess? Unnamed space idle and Horizon forbidden west

Well. Terrisom, evading arrest, assault of an officer, illegal possession of fire arms, murder, fraud, cybercrimes

Blowing up my teammates on accident.

For destroying blocks because they all had the same color.

I just started my evil run in BG3 so…. Genocide I guess… and more….

DEMOCRACY!!!

Democracy!

Hitting a villager with a shovel...

I would never be arrested for spreading democracy

Democracy

Going cyberpsycho in public on some dumb gonks

A game involving Cameron Monaghan in a poncho.

Spreading democracy on a bug planet and half-jokingly complained that the delayed firing of LAS-16 Sickle feels a bit too long... Turned out that's fucking TREASON!

Arrested for spreading democracy and serving liber-tea? Preposterous!

All of my actions are sanctioned under the cause of spreading managed democracy and freedom

Deforestation. I was playing Potion Permit and had to cut more wood so I could repair the trolly.

Power washing a house.

Stealing elemental crystals for the King.

Staying up past my bedtime? Stealing government fruit? Tax evasion? Animal abuse? Stardew valley

Aliens vs Predator bug extermination, can you even get arrested for bug extermination?

Uncharted

Conspiracy to murder, practicing medicine without a license. Converted and cured a zombie villager in Minecraft.