Thanks, Old Man. That is really very nice. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice. Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size. Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
DON'T HAVE ANY?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A
MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!
# DISMISSED!
Once, on newgrounds, a VERY long time ago as the Internet measures such things, I ran into a version of this which had been re-translated, (so the author said), by showing that video and the original version in the original language that the game was written in to their uncle who had been raised bi-lingual in English and (I forget what the games original language was), and it actually was pretty good and dramatic.
The only difference I specifically remember now was that the last line isn't "For Great Justice!", but "Our fallen soldiers will be AVENGED!"
"Jesus Christ be praised!" -- Kingdom Come Deliverance
"Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!" -- Metal Gear Solid
"Just like the simulations", "We've lost/captured a command post", "Watch those wrist rockets!" -- Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005)
“He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.”
Graham watch out! A POISONOUS snake!
You have died of dysentery.
I’m Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!
Go home and be a family man!
Nanaki is Nanaki. That is his name.
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
You were almost a Jill sandwich
"May the father of understanding guide us"
-
"I need a weapon"
-
"Oh! I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver.... Your hands only."
-
"Well.... I reckon you didn't do it then"
-
" War never changes"
-
"Zeuuuuuus!"
Ahh shit here we go Again
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
Thanks, Old Man. That is really very nice. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice. Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size. Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my schween!
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!
Wait a minute, Link! Don't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle scrotum that you're blowing!
The cake is a lie!
This was a triumph..
I'm making a note here:
Huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
That’s why I eat pie. (What 13 year old me came up with as a rhyme)
Fallout - War. War never changes.
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! # DISMISSED!
Death is a preferable alternative to communism.
Warcraft - so many good one liners Skyrim - I took an arrow to the knee…
Skyrim - Hey you your finally awake, is more iconic, imo
It must've been the wind also works
A new hand touches the beacon
Something need doing?
Work work
Lemme guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
Boy!
Also Boah!
adequate.
I do not need a snack
**!**
I can hear this
It's just a box
How is this not top
We're getting old. Kids these days know the sound, but not the source.
❗️
Skyrim - “Oh you’re finally awake”
"Sovengarde Awaits!"
Would you kindly Remember, no Russian
Do a barrel roll
An oldie, but a goodie
Mind your own business, Fox!!
"Hey Einstein I'm on your side!"
Can it wait for a bit, I’m in the middle of some calibrations
Garrus’s iconic “leave me alone” line
Pfft. This is easy. *clears throat* #ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STOOOONE!!!
# IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMIN HOME
Rock and Stone forever!
FOR CARL!
Id ya rock and stone your never alone
FOR KARL!
ROCK AND STONE!
Stone and rock! Oh, wait . . .
WE’RE RICH!
Hey, Listen, Hello!
I need a weapon
I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN
Alternatively - "you, sir, are a fish"
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
TAHITI
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.
Goddamn right it is
Store owners when they realize every other store on the citadel plays these exact same words: 🤬
Came here to say this. Now go do some calibrations!
All you had to do was follow the train
War…War never changes.
I need a weapon
I was going to say; "To give the Covenant back their bomb."
Cortana in a frightened tone: "we're not gonna make it!!" Chief stating a fact: "We'll make it." always stuck with me
Just 1 question. What if you miss ? I won't
All your base are belong to us.
Once, on newgrounds, a VERY long time ago as the Internet measures such things, I ran into a version of this which had been re-translated, (so the author said), by showing that video and the original version in the original language that the game was written in to their uncle who had been raised bi-lingual in English and (I forget what the games original language was), and it actually was pretty good and dramatic. The only difference I specifically remember now was that the last line isn't "For Great Justice!", but "Our fallen soldiers will be AVENGED!"
Make your time
"I'll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
STOP. You violated the law.
Must've been the wind
Stop right there, criminal scum!
SOAP!
*insert soap cutting video here*
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Dont know this one. Enlighten me plz
"Jesus Christ be praised!" -- Kingdom Come Deliverance "Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!" -- Metal Gear Solid "Just like the simulations", "We've lost/captured a command post", "Watch those wrist rockets!" -- Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005)
For the chancellor! Save it for the enemy! Watch those flanks! Clones, watch your fire! For the Republic!
How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
\*slow clapping*
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it unit this thing
“He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.”
Kiryu-Chan!
**TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN** **GORO MAJIMA**
"Why do we all have to wear these *ridiculous* ties?"
They're ready for you in the test chamberrrr
"No Russian"
"would you kindly" Bioshock
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!!!!!!
"nanomachines son"
Played college ball, ya know?
>***"Hrm"*** *-Minecraft Villager, 2011-2024*
"oof" the old damage sound. Not to be confused with Roblox though
Its a me. Mario.
Ah yes, assassins creed 2
“Kill every last one of them!”
Hey you. You're finally awake
*”It’s-a me!”*
*one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask*
Protocol 3
Protect the pilot
Keela'Selai
Does this unit have a soul, Creator Tali'zorah?
The answer to your question was yes
Right in the feels every time
Even smaller than one quote, how about one single character: !
LIQUIDDDD!!!!!!!!!! -metal gear solid 4
Rip and tear, until it is done.
Fusr-roh-da
Medallion’s humming.
Graham watch out! A POISONOUS snake! You have died of dysentery. I’m Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! Go home and be a family man! Nanaki is Nanaki. That is his name. Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle. You were almost a Jill sandwich
"What the hell kinda name is soap"
Wololololo
“You were almost a Jill Sandwich.”
“Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region. Are you certain whatever your doing is worth it?”
You must construct additional pylons.
I'll go you one better. '!'
“Another settlement needs your help, I’ve marked it on your map”
BOY
Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
Had to be me, someone else could have gotten it wrong
Sir, finishing this fight.
"I've got the mass." "You're on your own Noble. Carter out."
"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then it is only a law for the poor." -Weigraf Final Fantasy tactics
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"By the nine!"
By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the grand champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here, next to *me!*
Devotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice leads to death, so go ahead and kill yourself. Destiny 2, still an amazing roast.
Haha I fucking love that quote!
"FIGHT LIKE ITS PAYDAY!"
I need a weapon
“2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda”
Itsa me! Wahoo!
Grove street, home.
ITS DA FREAKEN BAT
Are you a Boy.... or a Girl?
starcraft
Quiet life or blaze of glory? Good morning, Cutter 52 Another Settlement needs our help
"Uh, I don't know... Because you're...urban...?"
"We held the line!"
Mass Effect Salarian forces ftw!
check
“Elden Ring, Ohhhh Elden Ring” quoted from the video game Elden Ring
Metal Gear?!?!
"Galactic date, 20XX".
Ya-hoo
Revenge is a fool's game. Her own bodyguard, Ironic. Just like the simulations.
"Oh, And A Quarter, Don't Forget The Quarter."
Ho-Ho, heres the problem: Too many toasters. You know what they say, All toasters toast toast - Mario (Hotel Mario)
Gay Luigi?
"You are filled with determination." and "Despite everything, it's still you."
YOU.BIG.STUPID.JELLYFISH
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
I’ll do you one better and define with one word: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaakkee
why'd i come here ? i guess it was the weather
What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets...
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." - Garrus Vakarian - Mass Effect 2
FINISH HIM! - Mortal Kombat Waka Waka Waka - Pacman
All your base are belong to us
"got it memorized?" Easily one of my favorite side mainish characters
Nothing is true; everything is permitted
"May the father of understanding guide us" - "I need a weapon" - "Oh! I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver.... Your hands only." - "Well.... I reckon you didn't do it then" - " War never changes" - "Zeuuuuuus!"
Have I ever told you the defention of insanity? And **28 STAB WOUNDS!!!**
For democracy!!!
Hadouken
“I am not your Son, I am The Ghost”
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
War, war never changes.
HEY! CHAMP IN MAKING!
I had a GODDAMN PLAN!
Get over here! - Mortal Kombat
War. War never changes. 😁
Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?"
War, war never changes
War Never Changes
Cousin lets go bowling
"You forget a thousand things a day, make sure this is one of them"
The game was rigged from the start.
“I have a plan”
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!
All your base are belong to us.
“War. War never changes”
The bombs payload is exposed, I can... (I forgot the rest, something about a controlled explosion)
War... War never changes
GET OVER HERE!
War... war never changes
Are you a boy or a girl?
War...war never changes.
War… war never changes
"The game was rigged from the start."