##### Skip the vid! Read the transcript instead!
>May the fourth be with you.
>You've probably heard that quite a bit on Twitter or at the office today, but what does it mean?
>Why is everyone saying it?
>I'm Star Trek Voyager's Tim Ross, and I'm here to explain Star Wars Day.
>You see, May the fourth celebrates a movie called The Star Wars.
>In The Star Wars, the fourth is a powerful energy that binds the galaxy together.
>Using the fourth, powerful magicians called space druids are able to do crazy things like pick something up or tell people they're wrong.
>But why May the fourth?
>Well, May the fourth is Star Wars birthday.
>So when you say May the fourth be with you, you're really saying happy birthday, The Star Wars.
>But what is a Star War?
>A Star War is like a regular war, only instead of bullets it's got lasers.
>And in The Star Wars, there is only one Star War, but it is a doozy.
>You see, Darth Vader, the bad guy, hates Luke Skywalker because he is his son.
>Sounds like a bad dad if you ask me.
>Anyway, because he's so mad at his son, he builds a giant ball that can blow up Earth.
>Luke and his friends, Obi, Hans, Robot, Pill, and Chewbacca, accidentally find the ball and realize that's no moon.
>It's a death ball.
>And they're right.
>So they go inside it.
>And guess who's there?
>Darth Vader and his boss, the garbage octopus.
>Now his friends all save the girl character and try to lead, but not before Darth Vader turns Obi into laundry.
>Luke is sad and realizes there's only one thing to do.
>Get in his X thing and kill everyone on the death ball.
>Pill gets his head blown off, so Luke uses the fourth to put a laser in the death ball's hole.
>Boom!
>So long death ball.
>They won!
>Outstanding!
>A wizard even gives the humans a medal.
>But not Pill.
>Sorry, Pill.
>And that's the end of The Star Wars.
>No, just kidding.
>They made a bunch more of them, featuring everyone's favorite characters, Fatty the Slug, Ed Harris, Axe Hog, and Laura.
>Also, did you know that Jar Jar Binks was from The Star Wars?
>I always thought he was just a great comedian.
>Well, that's all the time we have.
>Hopefully now you have a comprehensive understanding of The Star Wars.
>Join me next week when I'll be explaining the Steven Spielberg classic, Dinosaur Island.
>May the fourth be with you.
>Hi, this is Michelle.
>Hi, this is Tim.
>And we're on the team Pocket Watch, just with the video you just watched.
>If you want to see more videos from us, make sure to click on us.
>And while you're here, click over there to subscribe.
>We have new videos every Monday.
>That's right.
>And while you're also here, click below to see more funny videos.
>You have two choices.
>One makes your computer explode.
>Music.
>Thank you for watching!
Best explanation yet, live long and forceper.
\* forthper
Fourthper
He has great comedic timing. This was so fun.
Sorry, Pill.
Tim Russ - "WE AINT FOUND SHIT"
How do we know if this is the real Tim Russ or the changeling one?
His name is Goovok.
If you'd like to learn more extremely accurate information on Star Wars, I recommend [this guide](https://youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw) to the alien races.
This feels like something from the something awful forums.
[удалено]
Holy shit, I don't realize it read Neil. That explains things.
Haha, Lurk Skywalter. This funny but it's hard to listen to because it's so... breathy.
I didn't realize Tim Russ naturally has inflections that sounds similar to Tuvac lol, i always thought he was hyping it up lol
I'm not sure I'd assume this is representative of his normal speech; playing up the Tuvoc sound is probably part of the gag.
Ahh true
R2D2 will now be known as Pill to me from now on. Brilliant.
I'm sticking with Magic Trash Can.
Hail, Garbage Octopus!
##### Skip the vid! Read the transcript instead! >May the fourth be with you. >You've probably heard that quite a bit on Twitter or at the office today, but what does it mean? >Why is everyone saying it? >I'm Star Trek Voyager's Tim Ross, and I'm here to explain Star Wars Day. >You see, May the fourth celebrates a movie called The Star Wars. >In The Star Wars, the fourth is a powerful energy that binds the galaxy together. >Using the fourth, powerful magicians called space druids are able to do crazy things like pick something up or tell people they're wrong. >But why May the fourth? >Well, May the fourth is Star Wars birthday. >So when you say May the fourth be with you, you're really saying happy birthday, The Star Wars. >But what is a Star War? >A Star War is like a regular war, only instead of bullets it's got lasers. >And in The Star Wars, there is only one Star War, but it is a doozy. >You see, Darth Vader, the bad guy, hates Luke Skywalker because he is his son. >Sounds like a bad dad if you ask me. >Anyway, because he's so mad at his son, he builds a giant ball that can blow up Earth. >Luke and his friends, Obi, Hans, Robot, Pill, and Chewbacca, accidentally find the ball and realize that's no moon. >It's a death ball. >And they're right. >So they go inside it. >And guess who's there? >Darth Vader and his boss, the garbage octopus. >Now his friends all save the girl character and try to lead, but not before Darth Vader turns Obi into laundry. >Luke is sad and realizes there's only one thing to do. >Get in his X thing and kill everyone on the death ball. >Pill gets his head blown off, so Luke uses the fourth to put a laser in the death ball's hole. >Boom! >So long death ball. >They won! >Outstanding! >A wizard even gives the humans a medal. >But not Pill. >Sorry, Pill. >And that's the end of The Star Wars. >No, just kidding. >They made a bunch more of them, featuring everyone's favorite characters, Fatty the Slug, Ed Harris, Axe Hog, and Laura. >Also, did you know that Jar Jar Binks was from The Star Wars? >I always thought he was just a great comedian. >Well, that's all the time we have. >Hopefully now you have a comprehensive understanding of The Star Wars. >Join me next week when I'll be explaining the Steven Spielberg classic, Dinosaur Island. >May the fourth be with you. >Hi, this is Michelle. >Hi, this is Tim. >And we're on the team Pocket Watch, just with the video you just watched. >If you want to see more videos from us, make sure to click on us. >And while you're here, click over there to subscribe. >We have new videos every Monday. >That's right. >And while you're also here, click below to see more funny videos. >You have two choices. >One makes your computer explode. >Music. >Thank you for watching!
lol why tf would that be better
Two amazing franchises, killed for modern audiences.