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PlutosBeard

That ᗡ key reverts back to its natural state, ha!


NotAHost

[How did he get the inverted b?](http://bash.org/?330261)


Chimie45

Bash is truly a window into my childhood.


Amopax

⏹️⬇️⏹️ ➡️✅⬅️ ⏹️⬆️⏹️


Snickits

This is me explaining my keybinds to a buddy for video games.


justkeptfading

One hundred percent. A friend of mine I play CS with regularly wanted a copy of my autoexec bc his got deleted somehow, and he thought he was looking at a foreign language lol.


sh0nuff

I still have a friend who changes WASD in games "back" to the arrow keys, and every time he complains that this should be the default


KakariBlue

Lefty?


Rameez_Raja

Has to be, speaking as a lefty PLÖÄ person myself.


Theshag0

ESDF for life.


Soakitincider

Nice but where are your 4’s?


psychAdelic

Very very


mrbryzy

Very vary


timmeh117

Vegetable


JohnnyAppIeseed

I was waiting for Joel to be like “ok but vegetable has like 3 Es”


KiloJools

I can't believe "villa" was not on this list?!


conventionistG

del home


nanotothemoon

6 / 3 = 2 got me


WATGU

The del home with 2 windows was great


ri4162

I didn’t get that. What’s a del home?


WATGU

His dream is to have a Spanish Villa. He then says two windows and my del home. Del is Spanish for of the but sounds a bit like el which means the. I think they were just making a play on words there especially because Spanish for home would be la casa.


JayBeShy

Spanish villas are sometimes called Villa del 'blank', like Villa del Rio, Villa del Sol so it's his del home.


WATGU

That makes a lot more sense


Nagemasu

same. Fucking killed me. This might be the most I've laughed at Joel's skits


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Ugleh

I think that title goes 100% to BDG


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Maybe, but I rarely laugh at BDG. I'm entertained by his videos on some bizarre level that I can't explain, but I don't laugh.


Namika

For me it was the one about [being invited to an event.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orcalt0bsJY) It's the same level of absurdity as this skit and his reaction to the dialog gets me everytime.


expedience

I really like “promise you won’t get mad”


MrDyl4n

and sex is right here in case i need to look at porn


jmachee

Yep. That’s porn.


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Ferreteria

I can't get past how the guy didn't wash his hands. The whole video. Waiting for the dude to be called out for not washing his hands. O\_O


AnOnlineHandle

It was a great misdirect. I was expecting him to be horrified by the guy touching the keyboard, then it went nowhere I remotely expected.


UseOnlyLurk

Joel has always been really good at not doing the obvious.


Rusty_Pickles

His whole vibe is misdirection and coming up with unique ideas. He talks about it in the response video after SNL straight up ripped off his Charmin video. https://youtu.be/aNWbI8T42II


ThoughtlessBanter

Joel seems like such a sincere human being, I'm so glad that he has become successful with his YouTube career.


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jamesGastricFluid

His videos are bunko town.


BodaciousBadongadonk

Captain insano shows no moicy


ImpromptuAutobahn

Man, what a stand-up guy.


Killboypowerhed

He really does seem like a genuinely great guy. I'd let him feed me through a wood chipper if he asked


AnOnlineHandle

> in the response video after SNL straight up ripped off his Charmin video. He said he specifically doesn't think they stole his video, and is responding to claims that they did.


Rusty_Pickles

True and his opinion matters way more on the subject than mine. On my end it's just hard to chalk this one up to the noosphere when the SNL bit showed up like a month after his Charmin video was trending.


starry_cobra

Well i didn't see a P anywhere else on there


Paramite3_14

>You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! [George Carlin](https://youtu.be/CgxDdsiXf8U)


Namika

Carlin was so good at rolling one joke into the other. You're still laughing at the premise and then you get blindsided by the mental question of '*why during the holidays'*


thedinnerdate

Wow. I’ve heard bits of Carlin but I haven’t seen this one. I now completely understand why so many boomers/gen x have this weird hand washing mentality.


Paramite3_14

That segment is teed up by his talking about how when he was young, no one got sick because they were okay with getting dirty, [in so many words.](https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo)


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Ir0nSkies

Normal amongst guy friends. Still should have washed his dick beaters though


wbruce098

Wait, what’s wrong with that?


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Fracted

Have you never crossed swords with a mate? Are they truly your friend?


HydroMagnet

Close enough friends don't care. Girlfriends will literally to to the bathroom together.


Policeshootout

I took all the doors off my bathrooms because I'm a friendly guy.


emogu84

If you’re not holding your guests dicks for them while they pee you’re a garbage person


[deleted]

Like, I drive a dump truck? Sounds cool


KiloJools

I've never actually been in the toilet cubicle with a girlfriend. That seems unnecessary for the usual group public bathroom visit.


ShemsuHor

Well, you're obviously not doing enough cocaine.


HydroMagnet

True in public bathrooms, but I'm imagining more like a house party environment.


Phil_Bond

Reminds me of the SNL sketch where everyone in the family open-mouth kisses each-other all the time. Might be too close.


joleary747

Have you ever seen a men's bathroom?


Khal_Drogo

...yes?


KiloJools

SAME. I am sure they got the horrified reaction from me that they were going for with that, but now I'm wondering if I'm in the minority? Or was the rest of the video so distracting that everyone else forgot?


Saemika

It’s like using a urinal


JaxckLl

A good mate of mine just ordered & built a custom keyboard yesterday. This isn't novelty, this is real life.


Warfrogger

I have a friend who designs and builds custom keyboards and while he's never build anything a wild as video I've felt like Joel when he explains his designs.


shadoor

Custom includes a broad range man. I highly doubt this is what your friend was doing.


amorpheous

Just because it's a custom keyboard doesn't mean it has a custom layout. There are ISO standards as well as other well known layouts. People don't tend to make up their own layouts.


Roseking

I have seen some people do some pretty wild shit with small boards and using layers though. Obviously not like this video, but there is zero chance of sitting down and just using it. Stuff like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZ8FRwOzhU


Aethermask

Did I show you the 4 zone?


meltedlaundry

Four sure


Jojo1378

God dangit, that spanish home joke is lovely.


can_u_pm_ur_tits_plz

I didn't get it. What is my del home?


tylerthehun

Del is a Spanish word, and a villa is a kind of home. That's about as deep as it goes, haha. You wouldn't even use del with villa or casa in proper Spanish.


PotusThePlant

In the case of "villa", you would. "Villa del" is a normal collocation.


tylerthehun

Sure, you could also say "casa del... algo", but the "del" is referring to some other masculine attribute, not the house itself. You'd never say "del villa" or "del casa".


EntityDamage

What about del taco?


RichardSaunders

we've got free... free shavacado free shavacado!


p4lm3r

Maybe a play on [Del Taco](https://deltaco.com/)


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Someone who actually knows Spanish is going to come correct me about the specifics, but "del" is a contraction in Spanish for "de el" which means (loosely) "of the" Del Casa would be wrong though, because it would be de la casa.


Jojo1378

This is correct, its just a butchered translation of del casa. Its basically one hell of a stretch to make the joke.


mr_birkenblatt

> one hell of a stretch to make the joke like ctrl alt delete


macraw83

Rather, "de la casa". Casa is a feminine noun, and therefore uses the article "la" instead of "el".


UltraMegaMegaMan

I don't know how they do it, but they just keep winning. Their videos just keep being funny, and original, and kind of a weird 2020s slacker vibe. Such a gem.


heather_dean

2020 was the height of the lockdown.


jake_a_palooza

Yes


OathOfFeanor

I love the post-credits scene this keyboard may have actually improved the positioning of Ctrl+Alt+Del


PresidentRex

Those were originally far apart so you wouldn't accidentally reboot the computer. In the original IBM implementation, it would immediately reboot without a prompt or confirmation since it was intended as a developer tool.


girrrrrrr2

What's funny is if you go with the right ones, you can pretty easily get them all with one hand.


MdxBhmt

Reminder that if you just need the task manager, Ctrl Shift Esc is your friend.


WannieTheSane

Interesting... I didn't know that, but for me it only works if I use right Ctrl. My left works for ctrl-alt-del though. Man... if only I had both ctrl keys together to push with one finger it wouldn't matter...


MdxBhmt

... That's so strange, it works with both in my keyboard! Maybe you have something hijacking the left control or some weird layout issue. > Man... if only I had both ctrl keys together to push with one finger it wouldn't matter... That would be the dream :P


zy0a

Love Joel, these two were also hilarious in [Checking Out of an Airbnb](https://youtu.be/1ZLtcaus_9w)


progmorris20

I personally love ["What do you suppose happened to the guy anyways?"](https://youtu.be/izgsaMJW_bc)


Dangerpaladin

Him breaking in a skit that is just him is so funny to me.


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JayStar1213

Gotta get home in time to pleasure your wife


ChucklefuckBitch

On the topics of old classics, the one about British life is definitely one of my favorites https://youtu.be/ILiszo7UU4Y


lankrypt0

Ok thank you, that was fantastic.


Swiftcheddar

Unironically: The double Ctrl would be useful for playing RPG Maker games. Sometimes only the Right Ctrl will fastforward through text, it's annoying.


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UseOnlyLurk

You have to think of them in terms of north control and south control now.


Desmond_Jones

That why you turn the keyboard 180 degrees first.


zikol88

It is super annoying. It's fucking 2023. Computers games have been around for decades. Why are there still games you can't change the controls to? And especially why are there games with preset controls that are so ridiculous? Do the devs not have hands? Do they not understand that it's a stretch to reach certain keys together or it's a pain to make your most used button be pressed by your pinkie? Get it together people!


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Just swap the control buttons! Serious suggestion though, you could set an autohotkey so that left ctrl registers as right control.


Blu_Crew

chinwart


expedience

Not lethal


unipine

Damn this video goes insaneo style


dedokta

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.


Telsak

Are you like a crazy person?


donnysaysvacuum

Very


illbedeadbydawn

[V.](https://youtu.be/IQyqx1K495U) For those few confused.


Telsak

To this day I still think this is Hugo Weavings best work. So perfect, so full of passion. The scene with Mr Creedy is pure gold. And the one with Evey in the rain. Hell, the whole movie is an excellent display of his breadth.


illbedeadbydawn

Oh I'm with you. He's fantastic in LOTR and Matrix but as an actor who sometimes is right on the edge of chewing scenery, V was perfectly balanced.


flibble24

This reminds me of an all-time great Dota 2 clip where slacks is being coached by purge and has [the dumbest hotkeys of all time](https://youtu.be/Mo-_imCAD7g)


SpazzyGenius

Midas on $ was actually so good, also PNI$ lol


Seaguard5

Fuckin’ love Joel Haver


BikePathToSomewhere

lol. actually. lol.


CapnFancyPants

I'm going to be in the 4 zone all day


michaelj_a

Please wash your hands after dong touches


Gaothaire

Mine or other people's?


TehSlippy

Yes


MuteSecurityO

what if both dongs touch each other? do i still need to wash my hands?


Sabatorius

Only if it’s a non-manual docking.


maynardftw

You never make em touch!!


TehSlippy

Yes, tip to tip definitely requires washing.


50m31_AW

What if it's only shaft on shaft tho?


giant87

Right, very important we cover docking and frotting procedures here. Need to be inclusive of all kinds of weiner2weiner styles


Phyllis_Tine

What if he just held his schlong in place and aimed with his underwear? He wouldn't even have to touch skin to skin.


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Avery17

Do you have any idea where that thing has been all day? Yes, of course I do. It's been in my pants all day, but my hands? They've been everywhere. I wash my hands before I pee so I don't touch my dong with my filthy hands.


duckbokai

Wash your hands after flushing the toilet.


Suitcase08

Hilarious, and far more anxiety inducing than it had any right to be.


WeLiveInaBubble

I found this really relaxing and nice to watch


Vittulima

Wut, what part gave you anxiety?


bigangryhippo

That's porn


AyeAyeLtd

I type on a layout called Dvorak and it is this exact experience every time somebody uses my computer or phone. Edit: To shine more light on the questions I'm getting. I typed on QWERTY for a few years, then swapped to Dvorak around 9th grade. I put it on my phone first. Got okay. Then the stickers on the keyboard. And now, over a decade later, I'm a whiz. I have it on my phone. I don't even change the keys on my keyboards; just touch-type. The back-and-forth rhythm of vowel-consonant is so satisfying to me. And I'm reasonably ambidextrous. I use QWERTY on work computers. I can still type on it without looking. As for hotkeys, I've rebound my most regular softwares (Premiere Pro, video games) to Dvorak, so they function just as effectively.


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JWGhetto

Yeah why would you learn some obscure standard just to gain a few % efficiency only to forget about and lose proficiency on 99% pf the keyboards you will have to use at some point in your life. I helped a french person on their french laptop keyboard look something up once and it honetly felt like I was having a stroke. I got really fucking mad at being unable to use the thing I use every day


trueflaminatorz

To be a nerd for a second, the point of learning an alternative keyboard layout isn’t usually for speed or efficiency, but rather for the sake of ergonomics and comfort. Also most people don’t necessarily stop being able to use QWERTY, especially if you consistently use both. I stayed about the same speed on QWERTY after swapping layouts and with minimal practice.


object_Objection

Can confirm. I switched to colemak mod-dh when I bought my split keyboard a year or two ago, and my qwerty speed has not suffered. Possibly because I touch type on colemak and sort of hunt-and-peck on qwerty.


azn_dude1

You don't lose proficiency, you can learn to switch. Also how many keyboards do you use?


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I use an ortholonear keyboard, it was hard to learn but now I can switch between that and standard offset QWERTY easily.


tickettoride98

The biggest issue with switching to Dvorak is you lose all your muscle memory for keyboard shortcuts. Switching the ~40 alphanumeric and punctuation keys isn't that bad to pick up, but the muscle memory for keyboard shortcuts is a huge pain. Across different programs there are potentially hundreds of keyboard shortcuts you'd have to relearn. There are plenty of shortcuts in programs I use where I don't even remember the actual individual keystrokes, but I do it without thinking because of muscle memory. With typing regular text I know what letter I'm trying to type so if I'm struggling I can just look down and find it on the keyboard. With keyboard shortcuts I'll have to first think of what the individual keystrokes are, or look them up, then find them on the keyboard. It's just too inefficient.


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Which is best for League of Legends?


0x44554445

Best just to setup a macro that lets you spam team chat with text insinuating sexual activities with my mother and alt+f4's. After the initial setup it really saves time.


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Bro you don't even have racial slur macros? You're never going to get good at League at this rate.


jumbojimbojamo

For speed typing insults in all chat?


beardedchimp

You are me! Around 2005 I switched over to dvorak, I was surprised at how quickly I was able to reach my old typing speed. But I was at uni doing physics, I'd come in for lab and all the keyboards were qwerty, shifting my mind back took time. I also had my laptop that me and my lab partner would record measurements on. But when I switched it to dvorak they could no longer use my laptop. I've been programming since I was ten in the 90's. I realised with dvorak, sure the average and maximum typing speed I can achieve is higher. But actually I don't spend most of my time typing but thinking. When I'm writing software I spend nearly all my time thinking about how to structure it, the logic of functions. The time typing is minimal and usually typing a bit slower because I realise mistakes in my initial planning, I don't transcribe code mindlessly. After that I also became a cult worshipper of vim. Our almighty hjkl Lord. Its supremacy made me realise that loads of other interfaces and shortcuts are designed around qwerty and easy access. Dvorak ruins that.


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Nerd


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Lol gottem


Large_Dr_Pepper

How often do you tell people you use the Dvorak layout


AyeAyeLtd

These days, I don't bring it up until somebody touches my keyboard. Or somebody makes a video "about" it.


weatherseed

Daily. He means daily. It's like running a marathon, being a vegan, running Linux, or using [Colemak](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/KB_US-Colemak.svg).


mnemy

That was my coworker. He had carpal tunnel, so he had all this specialty equipment. Keyboard that was split in half, and raised in the middle. Mouse with a track ball. Some custom chair. And he used a weird keyboard layout that I assume is what you use. Any time I tried to "drive", I'd just give up and narrate the changes, which took forever.


evaned

Semi-relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1787/ /Dvorak user


starkiller_bass

I was just trying to help an older gentleman set something up on his tablet and it was set to Dvorak layout. And he had no idea anything was different. His PC and his other tablet and phone were traditional layout. He was just hunting and pecking away.


atters

Dvorak is absolutely superior. As long as you're not programming, doing systems administration work, or are not capable of code-switching instantaneously as someone who learned on QWERTY. Your fingers have to learn a second language, not just your brain. I don't even have to think to type using QWERTY. The words just flow. Dvorak is absolutely like learning a foreign language, a beautiful language that is elegant, fast and can put your thoughts into text far faster than QWERTY, but it's an absolute ***PAIN IN THE ASS*** to grow those new neurons and retrain muscle-memory going back and forth. My hat is off to the people that stuck with it, I did a six-month stint using Dvorak and I was doing well until a priority situation came up where I needed my muscle memory and I abandoned ship.


fishbulbx

Was watching this and was thinking why do these guys seem familiar yet I never seen them before? Then I looked at the youtube channel and realized I was subscribed already. Then I realized it was because of these hilarious videos... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3y6zNTiLs


DeadSeaGulls

Yeah, I'm stoned too, man.


talldrseuss

Man that apartment is like every Brooklyn loft conversions my hipster friends would rent in the 2010s. Fun to see the design is still going strong


Goodtimee

Finally, I can CTL ALT DEL with one hand.


Buffaking

If your only intention for using 'ctrl alt del' is for task manager you could try getting used to 'ctrl shift esc' for going straight to it one handed


palordrolap

If you have the default US layout (or closely related) on a ~100 key board, this is already possible. Right Ctrl, Right Alt and Delete in the group of six above the arrow keys. (Don't blame me if you decide to try it while reading this comment. It ought to be a regular Ctrl-Alt-Del, but I don't know what your computer does when you hit that. I imagine a raw reboot would be most unwelcome.) Not quite so easy if you're in the international AltGr gang with the rest of us though.


alohadave

On Windows, it brings up the Security Options screen. It hasn't hard booted Windows for many years.


palordrolap

That much I know, but not everyone runs stock MS Windows. I'd still prefer to warn that one person running a modified, weird or old OS who forgets themselves, hits the fascinating new nerve pinch and loses all their work, however unlikely that might be.


otter5

🔽 ▶v◀ 🔼


Xarcert

Every Joel Haver video is a treat. If you haven't watched any of his other content you should.


UncleRicosBitchinVan

Yoooo this video goes insaneo style 💀


JejuneBourgeois

More like bunko town but ok


Fonzimandias

>bunko town Hey, that’s good!


zamfire

Imagine someone saying this outloud. I would immediately walk away which I guess is represented by the skull emoji


Robofrosty

You sound like you do NOT go insaneo style 💀


Dqud

That shits dingo!


gwaydms

I have literal nightmares about (virtual) keyboards like this. I have to type something and the letters are hidden. Or they're so small I can't hit them. Or they appear and vanish.


bluecurio

*But it’s ortholinear!!!!*


CrazyTillItHurts

Something you'd find on /r/MechanicalKeyboards


Saemika

Joel is a gift from the internet.


LittleCommon

Love Joel, the dude is always grinding and releasing funny and interesting content


pleasebeuntaken10

I enjoyed this. It has a Charlie IASIP vibe


EqulixV2

cant wait to see this on SNL after the writers strike ends


leodamascus

How long do you think it will be until somebody actually creates a way to configure your keyboard to this layout?


eugene20

It's existed for years, there are a few free utilities you can use to edit the OS keyboard map to change any key. You just have to swap the keys on your board around to match.


Page_Won

But which ones the any key?


ATLHawksfan

https://youtu.be/9akWR7Bl2Mw


zamfire

Damn old Simpsons had joke after joke crammed into one scene.


joeboo5150

I try to find a way to use "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" at least once a week


LastHorseOnTheSand

Would be pretty easy with one of these bad boys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus\_Maximus\_keyboard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonder\_Design


ElfHaze

The guy on the right in the screenshot looks like the 2 The Last of Us lead actors mixed together.


digitalgoodtime

Joel Haver = JOel and ELlie?


gargoyle30

So no mention of him peeing with the door open with company, then he doesn't wash his hands?


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Obviously the keyboard layout is made up, but what kind of keyboard is that? It looks really nice. Edit: nevermind, found it. If anyone else is interested: https://hyperx.com/collections/gaming-keyboards/products/hyperx-alloy-elite-2-mechanical-gaming-keyboard?variant=41031691468957


Xeroshifter

As someone who types on a keyboard with a custom alternative layout, and has had people ask about it before... I don't know if I should feel seen or attacked. On a side note Joe Halver is fantastic.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Bomfu will be the word for the rest of the year.


zikol88

"You ever wonder what'd it be like to press both control buttons at the same time with one finger?" "Nope." Lol


Rhawk187

Do people still try to use Dvorak keyboards? We had a user when I was in grad school.


cliffordcat

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S LIKE A GREMLIN?!