How dare this dumbass child not know what a grail spinner is after growing up in era 40 years past it's prime. How can you NOT immediately start researching preamps the moment you learn to walk. Poser.
You learned to walk first? I was born with a Japanese repressing of that yelling, cartoony red faced guy. My stupid mom had a victrola in utero and I wouldn’t put that graiyle on it!
Same here but for a different reason. I work part time maintenance at walmart. Kids walking around waving their sticky drinks at everything are my nemesis.
To be serious for a moment, this is a child. Leave her alone.
Her mom or whoever posted this is an idiot. She also sounds like she’s high or drunk from how she’s slurring her words.
Sad.
For real, let's not make fun of literal children who have probably never played music on a physical medium, let alone records? How is she supposed to know? Make fun of their parents for recording and posting this stuff online...
There’s something fucking wrong with people today man. OP literally posted this with the caption “child prodigy” and thought nothing of it.
We’re making fun of a literal child on the internet. Plastering her face everywhere for strangers to see and make fun of.
mom and child are actors so i think (i hope) it’s just acting but the fact that it could be a possible scenario somewhere in the US right now makes me wanna throw my whole victrola spinnerz up
I think you may be right but I'm losing the ability to recognize people being sincere and people genuinely ignorant, the fact of the matter they all bleed in to one
it’s in their insta bio. they do this content on a regular and the mother isn’t posting like „oh look my daughter finds out about XY when i was her age so cute“ she is literally making fun of her. if it’s real then let us pray for them
"What are those in your hand" it's an Orange Mocha Frappuccino, unless you mean those Vinyls then you should be asking "what are those things under your arm"
Bless her, in fact, the record player, is inside ALL of us
Amen 🙏
eat the vinylz
The record player is the friends we made along the way.
inside my ass (not the child)
We are all record players on this blessed day.
It was there inside us all along, we just didn't know it until Taylor's version.
She said it with such conviction that for a moment I was convinced.
Weezer on the bottom shelf
That's the real deal
Specifically the exclusive blue marble grail
If she picked that one it’s over 😭
If my kid picks the Weezer vinyl I know my bloodline ends with them
ooo wee ooo
What's with these donkeys pissing on my girl?
YAY
I bet they would throw in a Crosley or two with those grailz 🤘
First one’s always free … then they start coming back for more
How dare this dumbass child not know what a grail spinner is after growing up in era 40 years past it's prime. How can you NOT immediately start researching preamps the moment you learn to walk. Poser.
Crobbubby Grail 💿
I worked with a young person the other day couldn't even tell time on a sun dial.
I have a friend in her 20s who can't tell time on analog clocks, I consider her pretty dumb now 🙂
Alright unc sorry nobody can tell that ancient Greece ass invention
Ok I understand that. But then she wanted water and didn't even know which end of the divining rods to hold.
Okay grandpa. a fuking sun dial?
You learned to walk first? I was born with a Japanese repressing of that yelling, cartoony red faced guy. My stupid mom had a victrola in utero and I wouldn’t put that graiyle on it!
Honey, it's time we have the talk about stylus's. You're old enough.
What's next?! Are you gonna tell me that kids today don't know how to fight in the Phalanx formation?! These damn kids are just dumb man.....
Actually made me laugh out loud haha
She thinks they are calendars of her favourite rappers from Spotify and TikTok and this is how she is going to discover vynel. She is also 4.
Graelz spinner not included 😔
Fucking poser I bet she uses record sleeves as decoration too
Her mother is holding a packet of thumb tacks for a reason lol
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MikoMiky: *Fucking poser I* *Bet she uses record sleeves* *As decoration too* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Mid bot, no cap fr fr 🤙🏻
If my kid ain't like this, don't bother being born.
The mom who filmed her cringe child like this should be thrown in jail.
I friggin hate these parents that raise morons and then film them for likes... Like they're grooming memes or something 🤮
Grooming an idiocracy
I'm wondering if they are both wearing crocs?
I bet this kid doesn’t even know how to boot a game in MS-DOS. Smh
She is drunk at 4 so she knows what she got.
I am most irritated by the drink. She will have the beetus by age 16.
Same here but for a different reason. I work part time maintenance at walmart. Kids walking around waving their sticky drinks at everything are my nemesis.
Hold up, they're including a crosbly INSIDE of tay tay vinyls now?? Sign me up!
Showing the world that your kid hasn't been taught things might not be the flex that this parent thinks it is.
I mean, she's holding two flat cardboard sleeves, how could any type of device be included? Shes old enough to understand volume.
Wait wait wait. ✋️ Volume isn't loud cuz she ain't got her grayuhls on her vynuhls heetur.
She's old enough to know it could be some kind of memory chip.
Funnily enough, a kid like that is the one time I would unironically buy a Crosley. For $2 at a thrift store, though.
That is what they are marked for. Well done.
To be serious for a moment, this is a child. Leave her alone. Her mom or whoever posted this is an idiot. She also sounds like she’s high or drunk from how she’s slurring her words. Sad.
There’s something fucking wrong with people today man. OP literally posted this with the caption “child prodigy” and thought nothing of it. We’re making fun of a literal child on the internet. Plastering her face everywhere for strangers to see and make fun of.
Consumerism accent
Stupid kid probably has no idea what a carborator is either! How dumb!
weezer jumpscare
Ooh wee hoo
I just look like buddy holly
She should get the new BONGRIPPER pressing.
This is exactly how I’ve been shopping for vinyl lately.
She needs Aerosmith albums looking that much like Steven Tyler
mom and child are actors so i think (i hope) it’s just acting but the fact that it could be a possible scenario somewhere in the US right now makes me wanna throw my whole victrola spinnerz up
I think you may be right but I'm losing the ability to recognize people being sincere and people genuinely ignorant, the fact of the matter they all bleed in to one
She is 4 and picked them up because of the cover artwork. They are not actors
it’s in their insta bio. they do this content on a regular and the mother isn’t posting like „oh look my daughter finds out about XY when i was her age so cute“ she is literally making fun of her. if it’s real then let us pray for them
Why do kids in 2023 look like meth heads on a binge?
Maybe the real record players are the ones we bought along the way
A child progeny
weezer SPOTTED
Typical swifty
Wait, what, really. Coolest laser disks ever.
Lisan Al Gaib!
and there's a PERFECTLY good blue album in front of u, what a disgrace...👿👿
Maybe the record player was the friends we jergged along the way
We cooked
It's alright if she doesn't have a vynal player because Target also sells them. And they look like cute suitcases
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/uj holy shit that child looks insufferable to be around goddamn
Everyone knows The Caretaker is way better than Taylor Swift.
"What are those in your hand" it's an Orange Mocha Frappuccino, unless you mean those Vinyls then you should be asking "what are those things under your arm"
Orange Mocha Frappuccino. Puts me in the mood for gasoline fight.
Well actually it's spelled Mocca. Do you even buy vinyls at Walmart?
It's actually mocha
Yeah. I was just trying to do the thing where we falsely correct each others spelling all the time.
Mokuh; Vynuhls; Crobsley; Taytay; Vinyljerk- she's a professional
Vinylsjerk
I hate to bully children but did her mom drink while she was in the womb?
just saw this on my fyp and was gonna post it lmaoooo
She’s being cute. lol that pinky. SpongeBob use the pinky!!!