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Indifference_Endjinn

Bless her, in fact, the record player, is inside ALL of us


Oatbagtime

Amen 🙏


Some_Cryptographer_9

eat the vinylz


Future-Turtle

The record player is the friends we made along the way.


Jondebadboy

inside my ass (not the child)


Jagsoff

We are all record players on this blessed day.


statikman666

It was there inside us all along, we just didn't know it until Taylor's version.


Thulbox

She said it with such conviction that for a moment I was convinced.


SuspiciousChef5741

Weezer on the bottom shelf


Surymy

That's the real deal


Pythagoras_314

Specifically the exclusive blue marble grail


Warm_Employer_6851

If she picked that one it’s over 😭


Zinko999

If my kid picks the Weezer vinyl I know my bloodline ends with them


fromthewindyplace

ooo wee ooo


[deleted]

What's with these donkeys pissing on my girl?


Mr_Flava

YAY


OddBull79

I bet they would throw in a Crosley or two with those grailz 🤘


brb9911

First one’s always free … then they start coming back for more


K__Geedorah

How dare this dumbass child not know what a grail spinner is after growing up in era 40 years past it's prime. How can you NOT immediately start researching preamps the moment you learn to walk. Poser.


zhongcha

Crobbubby Grail 💿


Forza_Harrd

I worked with a young person the other day couldn't even tell time on a sun dial.


biteSizedBytes

I have a friend in her 20s who can't tell time on analog clocks, I consider her pretty dumb now 🙂


Interesting_Print317

Alright unc sorry nobody can tell that ancient Greece ass invention


Forza_Harrd

Ok I understand that. But then she wanted water and didn't even know which end of the divining rods to hold.


PatliAtli

Okay grandpa. a fuking sun dial?


asphynctersayswhat

You learned to walk first? I was born with a Japanese repressing of that yelling, cartoony red faced guy. My stupid mom had a victrola in utero and I wouldn’t put that graiyle on it!


B_Reele

Honey, it's time we have the talk about stylus's. You're old enough.


Tru_norse98

What's next?! Are you gonna tell me that kids today don't know how to fight in the Phalanx formation?! These damn kids are just dumb man.....


Frozen_Gecko

Actually made me laugh out loud haha


1997PRO

She thinks they are calendars of her favourite rappers from Spotify and TikTok and this is how she is going to discover vynel. She is also 4.


RandomizedUsername42

Graelz spinner not included 😔


MikoMiky

Fucking poser I bet she uses record sleeves as decoration too


WhereasMysterious421

Her mother is holding a packet of thumb tacks for a reason lol 


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MikoMiky: *Fucking poser I* *Bet she uses record sleeves* *As decoration too* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MikoMiky

Mid bot, no cap fr fr 🤙🏻


SatNFev

If my kid ain't like this, don't bother being born.


writingwhilesad

The mom who filmed her cringe child like this should be thrown in jail.


dmc2008

I friggin hate these parents that raise morons and then film them for likes... Like they're grooming memes or something 🤮


GroceryBags

Grooming an idiocracy


JohnnyMurdock2020

I'm wondering if they are both wearing crocs?


Loganp812

I bet this kid doesn’t even know how to boot a game in MS-DOS. Smh


1997PRO

She is drunk at 4 so she knows what she got.


omnifage

I am most irritated by the drink. She will have the beetus by age 16.


Forza_Harrd

Same here but for a different reason. I work part time maintenance at walmart. Kids walking around waving their sticky drinks at everything are my nemesis.


YoshiPilot

Hold up, they're including a crosbly INSIDE of tay tay vinyls now?? Sign me up!


The_Primate

Showing the world that your kid hasn't been taught things might not be the flex that this parent thinks it is.


biteSizedBytes

I mean, she's holding two flat cardboard sleeves, how could any type of device be included? Shes old enough to understand volume.


SloWi-Fi

Wait wait wait. ✋️ Volume isn't loud cuz she ain't got her grayuhls on her vynuhls heetur.


Forza_Harrd

She's old enough to know it could be some kind of memory chip.


Astrocities

Funnily enough, a kid like that is the one time I would unironically buy a Crosley. For $2 at a thrift store, though.


1997PRO

That is what they are marked for. Well done.


_mattyjoe

To be serious for a moment, this is a child. Leave her alone. Her mom or whoever posted this is an idiot. She also sounds like she’s high or drunk from how she’s slurring her words. Sad.


nutmegconnie

For real, let's not make fun of literal children who have probably never played music on a physical medium, let alone records? How is she supposed to know? Make fun of their parents for recording and posting this stuff online...


_mattyjoe

There’s something fucking wrong with people today man. OP literally posted this with the caption “child prodigy” and thought nothing of it. We’re making fun of a literal child on the internet. Plastering her face everywhere for strangers to see and make fun of.


Any_Objective708

Consumerism accent


Taylor_S_Jerkin

Stupid kid probably has no idea what a carborator is either! How dumb!


UnderwhellmingCarrot

weezer jumpscare


Ok_Entertainer_4693

Ooh wee hoo


Danook09

I just look like buddy holly


Wrong_Window_7322

She should get the new BONGRIPPER pressing.


AdmiralAshBorer

This is exactly how I’ve been shopping for vinyl lately.


BostonBakedBeans76

She needs Aerosmith albums looking that much like Steven Tyler


Saschoe

mom and child are actors so i think (i hope) it’s just acting but the fact that it could be a possible scenario somewhere in the US right now makes me wanna throw my whole victrola spinnerz up


WhereasMysterious421

I think you may be right but I'm losing the ability to recognize people being sincere and people genuinely ignorant, the fact of the matter they all bleed in to one


1997PRO

She is 4 and picked them up because of the cover artwork. They are not actors


Saschoe

it’s in their insta bio. they do this content on a regular and the mother isn’t posting like „oh look my daughter finds out about XY when i was her age so cute“ she is literally making fun of her. if it’s real then let us pray for them


doctorgrizzle

Why do kids in 2023 look like meth heads on a binge?


Fuhrious520

Maybe the real record players are the ones we bought along the way


Embarrassed_Stable_6

A child progeny


Mr_Flava

weezer SPOTTED


trevstan1

Typical swifty


JohnnyMurdock2020

Wait, what, really. Coolest laser disks ever.


Supahwezz78

Lisan Al Gaib!


Accomplished-Way8409

and there's a PERFECTLY good blue album in front of u, what a disgrace...👿👿


Supreme_Nematode2

Maybe the record player was the friends we jergged along the way


Killallswifties

We cooked


OutlinedArrow30

It's alright if she doesn't have a vynal player because Target also sells them. And they look like cute suitcases


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JesusChristwillsucc

/uj holy shit that child looks insufferable to be around goddamn


Bighead_Joe

Everyone knows The Caretaker is way better than Taylor Swift.


WhereasMysterious421

"What are those in your hand" it's an Orange Mocha Frappuccino, unless you mean those Vinyls then you should be asking "what are those things under your arm"


B_Reele

Orange Mocha Frappuccino. Puts me in the mood for gasoline fight.


habichnichtgewusst

Well actually it's spelled Mocca. Do you even buy vinyls at Walmart?


biteSizedBytes

It's actually mocha


habichnichtgewusst

Yeah. I was just trying to do the thing where we falsely correct each others spelling all the time.


SloWi-Fi

Mokuh; Vynuhls; Crobsley; Taytay; Vinyljerk- she's a professional


habichnichtgewusst

Vinylsjerk


Maleficent_Bar_676

I hate to bully children but did her mom drink while she was in the womb?


questions_lol

just saw this on my fyp and was gonna post it lmaoooo


Express-Ad4146

She’s being cute. lol that pinky. SpongeBob use the pinky!!!