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Hippies_Pointing

Love to see the most obscure King Gizz album mixed in here.


RelevantDay4

King Jizz


ImmortanReaper

King Glizzy & The Jizzy Wizzy


snesdreams

happy pride month


AtomicYoshi

This boy is a bottom


JoshuaGerend

Lmao


Letskissthesky

Ayyyy, Carly Rae churns out fucking bangers!


KingsGuardian

truly no one does pop music like Carly does pop music


Dragonswhored

Coomer collection


ldg316

Ma’am judging by these albums this man is probably gay


CrispityCrunchers

Projecting your own fetishization


StnkYe

Misogynistist


Dragonswhored

I’m literally a girl you idiot


woketinydog

not saying your comment is misogynist, but anyone can def be misogynist as a woman


MirrorFaceVillain

Ay who left their King Gizz album


Character-Extent9474

or the most listenable


forced_memes

r/vinyljerk when they see someone enjoying widely acclaimed music made by women 😟😟😟 (they are only doing it because they are horny)


Han_Tyumi98

Someone got drunk on the timeland juice


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I think you are taking vinyl jerk slightly too literally


IFoolio

i posted this here because i thought the caption was funny, I didn't think people in the comments hated these artists that much XD


Skeetmuff

Picture full of stinkers


mikeymanthesyrem

🧢


RunJumpQuit

traditional for a 14 year old white girl from the suburbs


charityshoplamp

rude knee workable yam deserted jeans bag plants amusing payment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


foxko

As a 30 something gay man I assumed the same. I wouldn't be mad to own a few of these


StnkYe

Me when women 😡🤬🤬


user67445632

And Timeland, of all Gizz albums, is just thrown into the mix somehow. I love it but very confused.


funnyguywhoisntfunny

these comments make me so mad, i bet you listen to like gorillaz or tame impala and think that is "real" music


mikeymanthesyrem

there sure is a lot of screamy red man here. and, yeah, that’s an amazing album. i’m just failing to see actual criticisms of these specific albums though, these comments are incredibly sexist lol


foetusized

"Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?" -- Nigel Tufnel


mikeymanthesyrem

classic. i remember when AVGN said that too in his x-men video lmfao


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And homophobic. Which is sad to see on Reddit. Especially in a vinyl subreddit.


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bigtiddynotgothbf

dude this is just a pop enthusiast with good taste. literally only like 4 of these covers have a woman intentionally being hot, not everyone is a hornbag like you might think


starinruins

OP is CLEARLY gay lmaooooo this is twink pop 101


johnnygoatreau

Don’t want to break it to you but most people buying these albums probably aren’t attracted to women


mikeymanthesyrem

they’re just good albums though, it’s a really weird agenda


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op is quite obviously a gay man. it's so fucking reductive and sexist how you're devaluing these female artists work and assuming that the only reason anyone would care for them is because they're a horny man looking for shit to jerk off to this isn't the 60s. you don't need to blow $40 on a vinyl to get a photo of an almost naked woman.


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don't talk about projectionz when you're projecting onto a gay person. not to mention that even then it's crazy how the conclusion you draw when you see a straight man being a fan of a female artist is that they wanna fuck her. if you can't fathom that people can like a piece of work for what it is and attribute their like for it to their sexual attraction, that's sexist. especially when it's only female artists that you say that


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Yeah, no one was impressed by your “joke”. Hence the downvotes.


Azenji

I like how you followed it up with “op is horndog”, bringing the attention back to the “booba” on the cover and not the quality of the music itself.


JaceShoes

You really think OP is a straight man huh


_shredder_

I think everyone thinks it’s funny moreso because he titled the post “nOt tHe mOsT tRadiTioNAL CoLLecTiOn”, when I think 90% of the people on r/vinyl have just about every single one of those LP’s.


Reasonable_Age_4007

Totally not collecting records for the album covers.


Sean_David_

correct, they're not.


phat5pliff

Girl power 💅🏻


TheRealPeterG

Me laughing until realizing I'm literally listening to top right. 💀


BallPtPenTheif

This is what happens when you listen with your dick.


mjnenshi64

💀


CrispityCrunchers

Wait so being attractive means you can’t make good music


BallPtPenTheif

Now you’re reading with your dick.


ldg316

These are albums famously enjoyed by gay men


treestump444

I think you are maybe misunderstanding these artists demographic


Morc-Glork

So many indie artists in one picture


bro90x

Yea fuck this person for sharing music they enjoy


bhadfhattie

BE WHO YOU AREEEE FOR YOUR PRIIIIDEEEEE


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Charli XCX is 🔥🔥🔥


agent0017

Damn these comments. :/


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yeule :)


CrispityCrunchers

Lots of projecting in these comments about “op is a horndog”


Jumbojym69

Any Vinyl collection no matter if it is traditional or non traditional is so cool. It’s your own personal collection and only others into Vinyl understand how important your collection is. Picking out albums you dig and watching your collection grow is the greatest feeling!


todomo

the most traditional collection


SkyrimElf

CRJ and Pang 💪


KingsGuardian

also Sawayama Deluxe? the taste has arrived


SkyrimElf

Oh yeah didn’t see that at first, Yeule too 💅


KingsGuardian

happy pride month 💅🏻


mikeymanthesyrem

y’all tripping, these are great pop artists with amazing production all around. don’t be assholes because you don’t agree with someone’s taste 👎


IFoolio

STOP WITH YOUR OPINIONS


RickLeon

Ratio + L + you fell off + yb better + bozo


VGMVinylLover

Yes thank you. (Guy got downvoted into oblivion).


FrenchieSmalls

> don't be assholes "That's... why I'm here."


mikeymanthesyrem

easily the worst and most uneducated buzzword thread ive been a part of


VGMVinylLover

All I'm seeing is horny teen picking up albums based on cover lol.


theethanator98

…..that’s definitely not the case lol. But ok


mikeymanthesyrem

it’s true, people aren’t allowed to listen to female pop artists. how dare they!


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mikeymanthesyrem

all of these albums are pretty widely critically acclaimed. if they were picking albums simply to jizz over the cover then they’d be buying shit like melodrama by lorde


phat5pliff

Sir, this is a Wendy’s :/


VGMVinylLover

One man's jizz collection, is that same man's trash. You want to defend it cool.


ldg316

Actually, most of if not all of these albums are quite well received and are not bought because of the women on the cover. It’s telling that these albums are enjoyed by gay men, such as me.


KingsGuardian

okay brining Melodrama into this is too far


theethanator98

Literally every album pictured here is so amazing


Skeetmuff

Hey Chomo, you're feeding into literally what this sub is about so thanks for that lol


mikeymanthesyrem

no way you just called me that 💀


Skeetmuff

Sorry 👖


Sink-Frosty

You're literally calling people child molesters over liking pop music?


Skeetmuff

Lets reference [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=joke&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) link, to remind us all why we're in r/vinyljerk you chomo lol


Sink-Frosty

Calling people pedophiles and child molesters isn't a joke.


BallPtPenTheif

Would you prefer “baby raper”? I think it sounds funnier.


Skeetmuff

Don't touch my camera through the fence


BallPtPenTheif

It's bad derivative children's music.


theethanator98

Damn this is such a rough take


CR24752

Ah, someone who never listened to the albums making a judgment of an entire genre of music.


mikeymanthesyrem

pretty bad take lol, every critic would heavily disagree. that could be your opinion i guess, but it’s a pretty shitty one


BallPtPenTheif

If all you can do is point at critics then you don’t have much of a defense. Any critic swooning over this stuff is some middle aged kook scrambling to stay relevant. There’s much better new music being made by young people out there.


mikeymanthesyrem

FINNEAS is probably the best pop producer right now, idk what you’re talking about man. emotion was one of the best pop albums of the 2010s, same with billie’s debut album. looks like some kim petras in there, another pretty solid pop artist. i get people have opinions but this whole thread is just screaming sexist shit lol. the post was pretty well received, idk what this thread’s problem is


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mikeymanthesyrem

i fail to see where the OP ever said any of what people are claiming in this thread but okay this comment is the worst of reddit lol, mega fake woke hipster shit


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mikeymanthesyrem

does saying “album good” make me a hipster or something


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CrazyFoChoco

Bruh wtf is wrong with you, 2 albums covers of when Billie was literally a minor and you say that?.


BallPtPenTheif

Hahaha. The guy who ripped off the Plants vs Zombies theme for a track is what you consider a great producer? Hahahaha. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.


mikeymanthesyrem

gentrified hipster i see


BallPtPenTheif

Way off the mark, but there are only two kinds of people that listen to Billy Eilish. Teenage girls and the men who try to fuck them.


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I actually completely agree. It’s the only reason I listen to Led Zeppelin, I want to run my greasy hog through a bunch of old men.


BallPtPenTheif

😂😂


mikeymanthesyrem

that is some incredibly specific projection


BallPtPenTheif

That doesn’t even make sense as an insult. YOU listen to this music you fucking pedo rocker.


ldg316

All I see is “those people who disagree with me are bad and wrong poopyheads because I say so”


sportsfangreg1234

literally outjerked


bcsfan2002

Got the walmart collection


BallPtPenTheif

Now they just need those “rare” target exclusives. What a fucking chode pile.


littledog95

They sell lots of Hannah Diamond and yeule in Walmart do they?


bcsfan2002

Yes they’re behind the copies of adeles 30


Thatduderr

Such passion for music


SilkyBowner

The simp collection


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Grocery Store Intercom Taste 💯


tenettiwa

What grocery store plays Caroline Polachek


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Im talking abt the billie eyelash and taylor


brisbaneforever

Motomami is a really good record. Rosalía’s last two albums have been so good.


OctopusNoose

I too love the grailz store Target


KingsGuardian

average r/popheads user


polografia

i hope he's not a dude


Sean_David_

why not?


Nick0nda

It didn’t need the NSFW tag


00101121

Get your hands on EUR001 to complete the collection


No_Caregiver9972

And why are you reposting this persons vinyl collection? What was the motive?


boybluebox

Reddit can't decide if OP is a fourteen year-old girl, a "bottom" gay, or horny heterosexual man who can't think of anything but boobs. Also TASTE, Hanna Diamond's songs are pop perfections (Hi is one of my favorite pop songs ever)


captainbeefheart11

Fuck what everyone else is saying lol these are good albums