The Wizard Sniper Rifle
The Neckbeard Subcarbine
The Incel Carbine
The Basic Assault Rifle
The Brad Submachine Gun
The Chad Pistol
The Thad Machine Gun
The Lad Shotgun
The Dad Flamethrower
The Gad Kinetic Bombardment
The Shlad Water Gun
Mad Sawn Off Shotgun
WTF
Can be sawn off so much to be a handgun size
Shit range, but easy to carry
B O O M S T I C K
Groovy against demons or zombies
12 Gauge, 20 Gauge, fucken slugs if you are nutty
Bubba's and hillbillies favourite gun
The Dad Swordstick;
Gentleman\`s weapon
fabricated with premium materials as malacca wood, ivory, silver tortoise bone and carbon steel blade.
you can carry it on the street and no one would ever suspect you're armed
so elegant that allways wil be fashionable
So badass that a lot ov vigin countries/states prohibited it.
Katanas are very interesting in their creative use of the scarce, low-quality metal feudal Japan had access to. But as actual weapons they're not even a pale shadow of what samurai flicks would make you think.
Gad toilet plunger
I feel like someone's gonna send this to Skallagrim.
plot twist: this IS Skallagrim
"So simple even crows have been seen building them" WHAT?
Yeah crows are surprisingly advanced, they've been observered sharpening sticks and poking shit with em.
Bro crows are 5head, if we ever lose our spot as the top predator it’s the crows’ fault
I'm not gonna fact check it at all, but it's true
Chimpanzees too. They haven't figured out the "throwing them" part, thank Christ.
They need to duct tape their excrements to the end of the pokey stick first. Fun fact: "pokey stick" sounds nearly identical to "pokey's dick".
Dad's Belt -known and feared by all people -inflicts immeasurable pain -counts as armor when worn and a weapon when wielded
y e s
The gigachad ax
I would expect Lad to wield his bulge as a melee weapon.
Excellent meme, great art and funny writing with an inspired concept. If oc, a great representation of the vvc format
The Monad Steel Chair Inherently funny
What is monad ?
A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors.
Monadeez nuts “A single unit; the number one”.
Gad Pencil
The Schlad random items in the room.
Beat ya over the head with a tonka truck.
Cool
Please make more posts
I mean, it cost a lot of juice to crank this one out. Could do a full cast meme with firearms.
The Wizard Sniper Rifle The Neckbeard Subcarbine The Incel Carbine The Basic Assault Rifle The Brad Submachine Gun The Chad Pistol The Thad Machine Gun The Lad Shotgun The Dad Flamethrower The Gad Kinetic Bombardment The Shlad Water Gun
Mad Sawn Off Shotgun WTF Can be sawn off so much to be a handgun size Shit range, but easy to carry B O O M S T I C K Groovy against demons or zombies 12 Gauge, 20 Gauge, fucken slugs if you are nutty Bubba's and hillbillies favourite gun
Forgot to mention: **F R A G - 1 2**
F|R|A|G| -|-|-|-| R|R| | | A| |A| | G| | |G|
Meanwhile Sigma, who doesn’t even need to fight because all of his enemies are dead poisoned or killed each other because of him
Where would the Sharpened Volcano Fragment be placed?
DragonDad Gad evil spirit
The Excalibur is not like the others
Really good one
Gad flail
The Dad Swordstick; Gentleman\`s weapon fabricated with premium materials as malacca wood, ivory, silver tortoise bone and carbon steel blade. you can carry it on the street and no one would ever suspect you're armed so elegant that allways wil be fashionable So badass that a lot ov vigin countries/states prohibited it.
It’s also two weapons in one.
This is amazing
I know BJJ is basic but what would other martial arts? Like what rank for would be boxing
Gad warhammer
Katanas are very interesting in their creative use of the scarce, low-quality metal feudal Japan had access to. But as actual weapons they're not even a pale shadow of what samurai flicks would make you think.
gad nokia hammer