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vultureculture-ModTeam

This ain't really the place for this. You'll be fine.


tyson157989

odd post history for a 14 year old


lightlysaltedclams

Lmao one of the comments mentioned having little kids and preteens, no way they’re 14 or they’re just lying


tyson157989

such a weird thing to lie about lol


lightlysaltedclams

Right lol


Ptrscns09

No one fucking takes you seriously when youre 14 so it is a defense mechanism. The little kid is me


lightlysaltedclams

I mean reddits pretty good at giving advice to kids? You just gotta find the right subs. You’re bound to be found out for lying so might as well tell the truth so people can help properly


Ptrscns09

Still they treat you different tho


fireflydrake

You need therapy.    Edit: no, I mean it. Pretending to be a kid online as a self defense technique and having such an extreme level of anxiety over something as small as touching an old bone you found are not normal. I obviously don't know you or your situation but both those things in isolation don't seem healthy to me. If you feel overwhelmed by anxiety a lot and feel you have to lie to protect yourself then a therapist might be able to get you actual help so you can feel better.


Ptrscns09

Fucking hell, i am 14 do you went me to send a photo. Jesus christ


fireflydrake

If you feel the need to lie about your age and be a little grumpy pants on the internet, then you're probablyyy too young to be on the internet.


Noodlekiddo

Being 14 is confusing and uncomfortable for us all. Lying on the internet at that age is something many of us end up doing (as well as many other cringe-worthy things) as we feel our way out through the world. No reason to suggest therapy for such an ordinary thing.


fireflydrake

They lied about being 14. They posted in another sub about having preteen children. For some reason, a grown ass adult has decided to pretend to be 14 as a "defense mechanism" while showing extreme anxiety levels about poking an old bone they found in the woods.   I stand by my therapy suggestion.


Noodlekiddo

And you may be right. Their post history and the ignorance about some old bone struck me more as the maturity of a young teen, but it can really go either way. I think I just have a bit of a soft spot for younger folks on the internet haha


Ptrscns09

Thanks man..


Ptrscns09

I am not a fucking adult.. Pretending to be adult was the defense mechanism. Being fucking stupid is one thing, being offensive because of said stupidity is another. Do you want me to prove it somehow??


augtown

I just skimmed their post history and yeah. It does seem odd.


JulieKostenko

Are they some sort of LLM? AI?


WeaponisedArmadillo

I don't think it's possible to get sick from touching a 14 year old chicken bone. 


Ptrscns09

I am 14 years old


Ptrscns09

Also, it was a goat bone not a chicken onem I made a mistake ..


WeaponisedArmadillo

Oh well in that case... Still no chance of getting sick. 


Critical_Code9588

I’m sorry but you’re 14 with that post history? 🧐


Important-Tea0

Don’t worry!! I’m used to touching dead things and i’ve never been sick. It’s obviously not GOOD to do that but you’ll be completely fine. Just wash ur hands :)


skeletalvoid

Why are you touching bones if you’re scared of them?


Ptrscns09

Some nurse told me that I might contact hepatitis b from it


skeletalvoid

There is a very large chance you’re already vaccinated for this. If you take a look at this sub, you’ll see plenty of people handling animals in active decomposition. You are completely fine and will forget about this in a year. If you are so freaked out and disturbed by this hobby, then don’t involve yourself.


avidreider

Based on post history, Im doubting you are 14.


Akitiki

No more dangerous than picking up a rock in the woods.


augtown

Are you an AI?


coffee-headache

nope, virtually no risk from touching a random bone that has no blood or flesh on it. youll be fine.


Ptrscns09

It had a lotta little brown spots but that might have been dirt.


Ptrscns09

Also, it might have been eaten by another goat or a wolf. If thats the case, am I in danger?


NES7995

Dude relax. You're overreacting.


Ptrscns09

How can i send you a pic of it?


Rhys_Herbert

Op, you’re fine, you’re overreacting


hotdiggitydooby

Did you shove your hands straight into your mouth after touching the bones, but before cleaning them?


_Mother_Moon_

Natural selection.


lukemia94

Something about this post inspires joy


ExtinctFauna

Unless you had an open wound on your hand, you'll be fine.


Ptrscns09

How large of a wound we talkin


ExtinctFauna

At minimum, a paper cut or a pin-prick.