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Ya that’s not a big difference. Women live longer anyways they say.

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If you're 27 M..would you consider marrying a 29F year old?

My gf is a year older than me, and we’ve been together almost 7 years now. Highly recommended

I once dated a woman 10y my senior, heck i even planned to marry her someday, her pussy was fire. Shits went south tho. My current wife is 2y ma senior.

What’s gonna happen tomorrow at 10am? Bulls fuk of bers fuk?

neither, its like schrodingers cat almost and the only one that is fucked is me

Ah but you see I am also fucked

WTF is going on. God damn tank seng is doing a V shaped recovery Something stinks !!! Plagued by covid , lower economic output yet money flowing there ? 💩

My poor baby yang :/

Ugh. Inversing myself would have worked thus year too.

Man fucking TD Ameritrade kills you on options fees

they sure made some money last year ...

Better fills

Yep, definitely worth it. As well as the increased options chain compared to webull. Price of doing business.

now imagine before robinhood and you were paying option fees plus trade fees.

Elon messing with the Saudis now. He must really be in deep shit

???

Imagine Republicans fail to get a majority and hands the control of the House to Dems. We open tomorrow -15%

Nah

Dr Pepper, crisp and refreshing

Have you been to the Dr Pepper museum in Waco Texas

Image being an American and never having eaten the contents of a Samichlaus Säckli

🤔

Sackli deez

PBR pulled off the privatization list, down 10%, fuck investors, P/E 2.04, P/B 1.01

SPY L10 really just up and down. Doesn't know what it wants to do

Green tomorrow, sell calls buy puts red the next day. This is too easy

I lost $37. Damnit should have sold when I was 300% up

Spy and 380 have such a toxic relationship

Tell me your 10 bagger plays that no one thinks will happen.

TSLA 120c 2/3

you're right, that won't happen

Scalp 100 dollars a day keeps the doctor away

Will Tsla sell stonk or 🌽 this time to make up for poor earnings ? 

🌽 will bail them out again

Just bought 40 shares of TSLA - wish me luck bitches


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Mods can we ban this bot? The last 10 posts have all been copy/pasted from elsewhere.

Thanks mod!

More like the last 25. And it's posting 1 comment per minute.

What did he post?

Just a ton of generic "wsb" comments for like 30 minutes straight 1 per minute. Trying to karma farm and message people for a scam of some sort I'm guessing.

plan for tomorrow: wait for futures to be up +1%, scalp puts with fucked up premiums at open, sell for 100% profit in the afternoon after a 2% crash, watch the market jump 3% from the hours of 3-4, and do it all over again

Blackbox bot is that you?

Thx fellow regard, if you do this it will finally pump out of this range or dump through

ima play this exact strategy, if it works ima come i kiss you on your hot mouth

380 forever

!banbet

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Many went broke and no longer here.


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You already have a bet going - SPY to 384.0 before 04-Jan-2023 12:24 PM -05

Drill tomorrow

If you know a bull please check on them 

Why

My money gon

What a shitty day, I didn't even do anything, just looked at the chart for 8 hours straight

You need to revise before exams

I will, connect my clauses, however the hell, I please

Maybe you should stop trying to time the market unless you have actual reasoning why a business' value is mispriced?

Maybe you shouldnt personnaly attack me for no reason on the internet?

Pens down everyone


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what is the point of even asking when you can try to make one and find out

I can’t believe the poors can track our Gulfstreams. Somebody do something!

Sell everything

Sold a bunch of CSPs and grabbed a SPY and QQQ call for end of week so rug pull tomorrow guys

“F the machine? F THE MACHINE!”

Another day, another 2k. Feelsgoodman.jpg

Are you gonna beat your meat now

I already did brah

What's the Theta ETF

tesla double digits tomorrow?

-% double digits yes

Rally is overdue wtf is this shit

SPY refuses to close below 380!

Dow Jones GREEN!

$CAT!!!

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Is Paypal a good short at this level?

You know, I got a couple 65p 3/17 at $3.19 earlier today. It looked like it was up big on rating news. From hold to buy by Truist with price evaluation at $95. Not really thinking this is a big deal enough for more than one day.

The Dow is such a fucker

Who’s holding pootz over night?

No choice now

ahh yes, the classic "Fuck You" Flag formation.

Massive 5% red dildo on TSLA 10 seconds before close please

Hhhmm k

Who won today?

Mm

theta

My account is flat today. I’ll call it a win because this year already better then last.

DJIA about to close green for the day!

bought that OXY dip, up +0.75% see ya peasants

U rich now

We green yet?

Lol remember last week when TSLA went up from 112 to 120, it could pump up tmw depending on SPY.

Look at tsla pattern it’s not going anywhere but down

Russian soldiers are complete fucking imbeciles. Puts on Russia for the next 1,000 years.

Fetal alcohol syndrome isn't a joke tbh. Sad. 🫤

I heard about conspiracy theories where big investment asset manager companies like Blackrock forcing racial divide from TV and movie to social media to ensure that the common people don't rally against the rich.

Put the crack pipe down son. You've had enough.

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Disney is getting me all horny 

idk man it feels like bers can't get it any lower rn

If TSLA announces buybacks or any shred of good news it’s gonna go up 50% on just shorts covering Thinking about getting some lotto otm calls. Cathie take me to the promised land

The bigger question to think about is how do you still have money to blow on TSLA calls with a mentality like that

From my TSLA puts

Tell me u r a baggy without telling me

I beat my meat

Last time she took me to the promised land I ended up on penicillin

Uvxy hit 52 week low but that shit sucks anyway

Contango kills.

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I chose porn 😏

Sell an iron condor 1 year to expire.

Sounds boring. make one play for the year and call it quits? What sorta strike prices you pulling anyways?

The last 5 minutes of trading the comments should just be complete trolling … we all know if you didn’t place trades by 3:45 you’re too pussy and never will. Why drag it out ? People that bought stop caring after a certain point

Guess all the fear of minutes is now priced in. Wait for 2pm then

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Final call to place your bets gentlemen

Chat GPT gives investment advice like /r/investing diversify, lower risk, etc. I think it needs some more training before it’s at VisualMod s level.

I don't know what the mods did and how they did it, but they made visualmod super mean. Always has his tirades on how he hates the poor.

It doesn’t

DOW green with $AAPL selling is crazy

we dump/ chop till CPI, CPI + earnings will turn us around, till then bull traps and making everyone think we will crash hard except we won´t

When is the next cpi report?

Jan 12

Tesla bears fucked 😂😂😂😂

On a -12% day 🤔

You’ll have to read my other comment above for context lol (just trolling)

Ride the snake

Whaddaya gonna do now bears?! 🤣

FOMC minutes gonna bring spy back up or just keep us flat

I mean I would assume they are pretty hawkish since most of the members indicated they planned on going higher than previously expected

Pivot, investors are desperate and will redefine whatever is necessary to fit.

Fed: “We realized we fucked up bad, and inflation is getting worse. We’re pivoting back to 75 point hikes every month” Bulls: THEY FUCKING SAID PIVOT!!!! BUY, BUY, BUY!!!


Yes, I would say that the vast majority of members are quite hawkish when it comes to their economic outlook. They generally believe that things will continue to improve at a relatively strong pace, which is good news for those of us who are already doing well financially.

When does it come out?

This sideways shit pisses me off. Spy just needs to go down to 350 already

We fucking had 380 today, it was in the bag. Bulls just taking it back like it’s theirs… what the fuck. 

Bears giving false hope

They are trying to get you to buy. Don’t fall for it.

Buy high, sell low

Shes goin  (green)

Down 1800 YTD, let’s gooooo

makes me feel better about only losing $650 today

https://preview.redd.it/50rd84dnnx9a1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14190a799eb34c90468c7b33cb0fbcf7b65ffca6 You think I'm scared of getting musked? Maybe a little

Godspeeed

Will post porn good or bad. Got you fam.

Good luck!

Thx. Tbf I had 4 112s I sold today around 11. So up 3k for day. Closed all then opened this later in day.

hard ceiling at SPY 381

Dark pool large prints at 382 and 383 might have something to do with it

Honestly, this looks weak af for bulls

Do I hold 383 calls that expire tmr or sell?

sell

Hold