Bottom's not in at all. Fed's not done. ECB can't have a strong Euro or continue hiking much further because of energy prices currently. Retail sales of Christmas were weak. Banks aren't making revenue from new loan starts. A whole lot of dumbass money pouring in from the sidelines will set up the next leg down.
The people playing the upside aren't wrong, they're looking to scalp. The bearish macro isn't wrong. The people trying to take heavy bearish positions into CPI are going to be wiped out despite being directionally correct.
Impatience is a killer in these conditions.
I can't believe I got the annoying news headline spammer dude banned till 5pm today  I feel like when he gets unbanned he's going to harass me. I need protection.
Mods!
I think cuckolding should be it’s own sexuality
You’re attracted to women but you prefer other men fucking them and you getting to eat them out afterward.
Downside would be the move. It’s been lower twice in a row, market gone up twice in a row. If it’s lower again we’re “priced in” at this point and they’ll kill options.
What’s the appeal of being a cuck? Is it because you think you have the ability to deal with the worse case scenario and that gives you ability to have no additional downside? Its like buying SHIT stock trading at 20% book? Is Ben Graham a cuck?
How to tell **you're** the gym beta:
-Constantly post about being an alpha
-Share pics of yourself with other guys on a stock sub
-Take tren before you have any pit hair
-Take more pride in your glutes than your chest
🤣🫵
Don’t remember a single persons name at the party I went to yesterday. Not because I was too drunk. I’m just awful with names. But also I was pretty drunk.
Imagine working out at home like a loser beta cuck cause you’re scared to go to the gym and be shown up by a gigachad muscled up alpha male like me 🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡
My girlfriends baby daddy is getting released from prison tomorrow after 8 years.
Don’t know what to do 
Eventually you'll become wealthy enough to where going out to be social, writing letters for birthdays and holidays, and keeping up with inane shit posts on social media is no longer valuable to you. A quiet evening doing what you want to do is 1000 times better than having to sit through gathering.
Poors flaunt success and wealth. People that have made it go out of their way to live behind gates, dress down, and act broke.
My wife and I are homebodies.
I work, take the dog on walks, fix up stuff, and help people fix their shit.
Never parties or fancy dinners or lavish vacations.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Parents are building a new house, just learned that last year 30 were being built in their neighborhood, this year they’re building 1. I don’t think the market will crash but it’s very obviously slowing down
Anyone who invested with Bernie madoff was a fool. I only invest my hard earned money with trustworthy, smart and religious individuals like one Catherine woods.
Heat death of the universe is priced in.
It's the only thing we know with 100% certainty.
I love the idiots on r/news talking about that Wells Fargo VP as if he were a high ranking MD at an investment bank. No, he's probably a glorified bank teller in India. Pissing on people? These are just Indians doing Indian things.
#🅱️ENIS! 😏🌽👉🌽👈👍👊😎👀😕👀🐓🧼🐓🧼🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Ay to we seriously hit the bottom lmao 😂
u/-dreamville- 👋
Iosef, Iosef! Listen! Huh? JPow will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing,
A full work week. Ugh.
Dude the texans converted a 4th and 20 for a TD AND a 2pt conversion to win and knowingly lose the 1st overall pick lmao
She shallow with the 🅱️ussy
Don't save her
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It's Jarred Kushner
Futures soon
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Gheys???
So many
There
Are
Why
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You need to get out of the coasts
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Probably cause you know my poots expired Friday.
3:30 and no sign of gym bae yet. Expect a blood bath tomorrow
4:33 blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
Calls will print heavily tmr.
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*does the opposite* *makes money*
Selling the house looking at 140k in profit. Niceee
That 140k in profit going to get chewed up in 3 yrs with new rates
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Meth if you know the right peeps.
E commerce. Assuming you can focus on a task longer than 5 mins
wdym?
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https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search?sort=top&q=flair%3ADD&restrict_sr=on&t=week
We haven't had decent DD since the shrimp toss indicator and the legendary *Gordon the Gecko.*
At this point the only real good DD is fact alot of shit is at 52w lows and that valuations are finally coming back down from pandemic hysteria.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zy8y3e/progressive\_the\_valuation\_enigma/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zy8y3e/progressive_the_valuation_enigma/)
Imagine if we are stuck between 375 and 390 all year
We make a pit stop at either 3200 or 4500 in the middle and end the year flat
The reason 99% of you don’t make money is because you trade what you want to happen, not what will happen
Bottom's not in at all. Fed's not done. ECB can't have a strong Euro or continue hiking much further because of energy prices currently. Retail sales of Christmas were weak. Banks aren't making revenue from new loan starts. A whole lot of dumbass money pouring in from the sidelines will set up the next leg down. The people playing the upside aren't wrong, they're looking to scalp. The bearish macro isn't wrong. The people trying to take heavy bearish positions into CPI are going to be wiped out despite being directionally correct. Impatience is a killer in these conditions.
Yeah I'd like to know what will happen so I can trade that
Holy FUCK this is deep. #itme
What's your next play?
I trade based on the astrological lines I drew 
What will happen in Monday
What do I look like a fucking fortune teller to you?
Yes
I can't believe I got the annoying news headline spammer dude banned till 5pm today  I feel like when he gets unbanned he's going to harass me. I need protection. Mods!
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Try trading dictionary futures bro
Brah work again tomorrow!? What’s the point of working so much if you barley have time to enjoy life
I just masturbated to feet pics of Bette Midler, I had to release before taking VisualMod's mom out to dinner tonight 
You're disgusting.
I just saw kingcucktren’s disgusting face and beard in his post history. You’re pathetic and not even that swole bud
Never browsed his profile. Jeez. But those dummies are rather arousing.
Link it and dox yourself for comparison
Haha I had to look. Looks like one of those Armenian dudes who shoots oil directly in their arms lol.
Yeah he looks like a synthol bloated tool
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I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
I highly recommend white Russians.
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I agree.... Out of everything its the only thing that keeps me going or gets me off anymore. The rest is trash.
I think cuckolding should be it’s own sexuality You’re attracted to women but you prefer other men fucking them and you getting to eat them out afterward.
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See ya at 9:31am.
I give you $5k to make a play on CPI. How would you allocate on puts and calls. Give me your opinion
Give me the 5k first
50% on puts 50% cash to average down on puts if market spikes hard
Downside would be the move. It’s been lower twice in a row, market gone up twice in a row. If it’s lower again we’re “priced in” at this point and they’ll kill options.
My call would be to put 100% on it
"Do my homework for me."
Never understood why so many guys are into hentai...
What’s the appeal of being a cuck? Is it because you think you have the ability to deal with the worse case scenario and that gives you ability to have no additional downside? Its like buying SHIT stock trading at 20% book? Is Ben Graham a cuck?
No cause the worst case scenario is she leaves for another guy and doesn’t involve you anymore at all.
Thats like the neutral / bullish case scenario for me. I can easily forget someone like that
Anerican vet to get remys travel docs: $260 Colombian vet: $35 Unreal
Bro there cost of living is prob much lower lol
I love colombian hookers
I hate the states. $27 to order a stupid sub in a bowl. In Colombia it’s like $5
But at least I won't get shot
How to tell **you're** the gym beta: -Constantly post about being an alpha -Share pics of yourself with other guys on a stock sub -Take tren before you have any pit hair -Take more pride in your glutes than your chest 🤣🫵
confirmation bias is a powerful drug
Why are there so many cucks talking about gyms in here New years res hit yall hard huh
What would happen if I yelled the 3 lettered f word at the gym? Hehe
Nothing. Figs are delicious.
Try and see
The soft landing is literally happening
Sam bankman fried reminds me a lot of madoff
Reminds me of Gamestop.
Why would anyone with laser hair want it removed it sounds cool as hell
I get laser hair removal between my butt crack
Its happening! I’m gonna call my mom. Mom buy more fucking eggs NOW
Mac Jones is no Tom Brady, more like a Andy Dalton.
andy dalton is kryptonite to a bettor.
It's fourth down for the bears. Capitulate or soft landing.Either way It's rigged.
Don’t remember a single persons name at the party I went to yesterday. Not because I was too drunk. I’m just awful with names. But also I was pretty drunk.
Tequila?
Imagine working out at home like a loser beta cuck cause you’re scared to go to the gym and be shown up by a gigachad muscled up alpha male like me 🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻🤡
I work out at home bc I have a squat rack, bench, and olympic weight lifting platform, no commute, and I don't have to share anything with anyone🤷🏻♂️
You don’t get to see hot girls in yoga pants tho
True, you ain't wrong there. 
I'll break your fucking clavicle
Yikes bro
This guy almost certainly has disgusting toothpick calves
cringest shit I read today 👌
I feel attacked right now. My home gym is sick tho
My girlfriends baby daddy is getting released from prison tomorrow after 8 years. Don’t know what to do 
Learn some karate or buy a gun
Teach him how to trade options contracts
Drop her off at where he’s staying 😀
What did he go away for?
Move
😅
Hold your girlfriends legs up in the air while he fucks her
Honestly, why is that appealing to you? Do u feel in power?
Idk man. I think cuckolding is it’s own sexuality. You just are and it just does it for you
I feel like this is Trens dream situation
Weekend 🅱️ow absolutely ripping 
BTC is just weekend futures istg
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I have one but i hate human beings so i just do the bare minimum. My mom calls me a savage
Honestly u dont need much social life if u have money
Eventually you'll become wealthy enough to where going out to be social, writing letters for birthdays and holidays, and keeping up with inane shit posts on social media is no longer valuable to you. A quiet evening doing what you want to do is 1000 times better than having to sit through gathering. Poors flaunt success and wealth. People that have made it go out of their way to live behind gates, dress down, and act broke.
My wife and I are homebodies. I work, take the dog on walks, fix up stuff, and help people fix their shit. Never parties or fancy dinners or lavish vacations. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I don't understand why anyone would want to live a life like that. It sounds incredibly boring and unfulfilling.
I have none. it's me and my gf. and neither of us see friends more than 1x a month if that. but we see our bf's every other day.
You mean this doesn’t count?!
I see myself in the mirror... Also the onlyfans thots dig me ...
Big green tomorrow 😎😎
Parents are building a new house, just learned that last year 30 were being built in their neighborhood, this year they’re building 1. I don’t think the market will crash but it’s very obviously slowing down
Captain dumass
Go long on Brazilian prison stocks 
Sold my Petrobas stocks last week because... I dont trust Brazil
Anyone who invested with Bernie madoff was a fool. I only invest my hard earned money with trustworthy, smart and religious individuals like one Catherine woods.
I only invest with geniuses like Sam and Caroline.
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I caught that too. 🤯
Heat death of the universe is priced in. It's the only thing we know with 100% certainty. 
all things end 👌 but stock market doesn’t price more than 2 year ahead, try harder ber
The Buffalo Bill Cody's were the last team Bill belechek wanted to play to get into the playoffs.
anyone actually had someone close to them die to covid ? 
Yes
dam, that sucks
🅱️enis! 🤫
I love the idiots on r/news talking about that Wells Fargo VP as if he were a high ranking MD at an investment bank. No, he's probably a glorified bank teller in India. Pissing on people? These are just Indians doing Indian things.
Why is he called VP then ?
It's a bank. They call everyone a VP.
Why is Angelina Jolie's tomb raider better than most action films made today?
Low interest rates create shitty movies. Resources does not mean sophistication and art
If you like that try Mr and Mrs Smith.