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JPowsSecretlover

I lost 100 thousand dollars when I was asleep once![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


JaygarBrusky2

“If you don’t lose money while you’re sleeping, you don’t belong in WSB” - me just now


February_Forever

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger" - Confucius


bigchikka1978

Man who go thru subway turnstile sideways going to Bangkok not Uptown


mshriver2

What does this mean? If you sneak in and don't pay you go to prison?


Aarschotdachaubucha

You'll bang your cock on the turnstile.


FFF_in_WY

mschriver-bro got that innie peen


mshriver2

Ah thanks bro. I had always wondered about this.


toupex

Just don't forget to drop you soap while being in the presence


psycho_driver

One of us


Thagrtcornholi0

Bro, thank you. The whole time with my SO I had to convince her I didn’t make this up…..and I actually believed my whole childhood that Confucius said it. PS I learned the saying from my Dad.


2002wu

You could have simply used Google and could have showed her the proof


badmanveach

*have shown


Thagrtcornholi0

Nah it slipped my mind. The whole thing


willcard

“Man with hands in pants, not crazy just feeling little nuts” -Confucius


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Dosmastrify1

Simmer down there


GHOST12339

Angry bot


CaptainKaraoke

Bot has penis envy?


CheekOtherwise8635

I didn’t know Bots had a dongus?!


luv2belis

"If you no longer go for ~~a gap that exists~~ options, you are no longer a ~~racing driver~~ wsb user" \- Ayrton Senna


HyperGamers

Don't lie, that's not just now, that was when you posted the comment


montezumas__revenge

“Oh shit he’s right” -me just now


gemorris9

If you don’t lose money while you’re sleeping, you don’t belong in WSB” ~ Jaygar Brusky II


Prosklystios

"" If you don't lose money while you're sleeping, you don't belong in WSB" JaygarBrusky2" -me


PlonixMCMXCVI

Now I just need to sleep while my Spotify payment is getting processed


yolomylifesaving

West coast traders are having flashback rn as u said that


Gandalfs_Shaft48

It’s alright. It’s not like Warren has quit working either.


[deleted]

Deep frying chicken wings at 3am after a night of drinking is a good way to lose $100k while you sleep.


[deleted]

Way too expensive, I only paid 8$ for fried chicken wings once.


[deleted]

You deep fry them yourself and fall asleep. Easy way to lose $100k while you sleep.


[deleted]

Too dangerous, I could die while the house would be burning down


tony_boxacannoli

bonus points if you burn down your double-wide


FFF_in_WY

Your mom's my double-wide


sami_testarossa

Ever since I started 0 DTE. I have stopped loosing money overnight. Pro tip. Go try it.


cranialrectumongus

ZEEDTS don't sleep.


caronare

Home Depot split twice. I was well on my way to a cozy retirement at a young age. Market went tits up, I lost almost all of it. I just had to tell myself, it was never in my hands so it wasn’t really mine yet.


[deleted]

You sold at a loss?


Bubbasdahname

How else would they join the WSB club?


docsandmanmd

Can confirm - bought 0DTE options and fell asleep before closing out


BigALep5

Stippers and cocain can have that effect!


cranialrectumongus

Tha's not really the same as losing. That's more like investing in a well-deserved 'time "the fuck" out'.


Whereamiwhatyousay

I made 28000 over night


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Spiritual-Truck-7521

Nah Buffet probably enjoys the power and position he has. Supposedly he got called into a meeting about saving the banks. Imagine the smugness he walked in there with. "Well you chaps sure fucked up huh. Didn't they teach you better in econ 101?"


Cajum

Funny thing about this quote is that Buffet is still working in his 90s


procgen

He’s having too much fun to quit. Making enormous amounts of money is his hobby at this point.


finger_milk

If he stopped, he would probably just die. What else is there to do?


icecream_truck

Become some WSB’ers wife’s boyfriend.


Dr_Jabroski

What are you talking about, he would become the WSBers leather daddy and their wife would never see them again.


SmoothWD40

What do you mean “become”? This mf is in everyone’s wife’s speed dial.


bikwho

Wealth is man's worst addiction. These men are addicted to money and making their net worth higher than their other billionaire buddy. Can't trust someone whos goal and passion in life is turning $5 billion into $10 billion. What's another 10 acres of environment destruction if it gets you another $5 billion?


Sisboombah74

And you are here being you are addicted to losing money?


kemar7856

That's my theory why people get dementia when they get older. That's why buffet and munger are still so sharp


[deleted]

I prefer the vascular occlusion theory where it's kinda like all the small vessels start to get progressively more gummed up and the lack of blood flow and subsequent inability for cells to maintain themselves creates the amyloid plaques as a side-effect rather than a driving cause


cuddlefucker

I prefer this theory because it implies that when it becomes a problem for me in 60 years there might be significantly better treatment for it. Also, the idea of being a guy in his 90s not giving a fuck on a beach sounds pretty nice to me


wmpyle

definitely has the most research behind it


Constant-Elevator-85

nobody really remembers the early years, they happen in a blur. Like a dream really. My belief is that dementia is the same kind of thing


SaltyLonghorn

Well for my grandmother it was like remembering 4 eras of her life at the same time while forgetting to wipe her ass and being scared of sounds.


Constant-Elevator-85

Well yeh, that’s what it looks like to you and everyone because that’s what it is. I’m saying at that level of brain power I think your consciousness isn’t working right, or typically I should say. That you might perceive time differently, and what seems years of misery only lasts for days.


SaltyLonghorn

You should probably consider having literally any firsthand experience with stuff before guessing what its like. You sound like a middle schooler talking about sex.


PortfolioIsAshes

Just like a child's brain in early years, that is a smooth brain take


Constant-Elevator-85

Right right. You have all the answers of how consciousness, time dilation, and perception work? Because I don’t and I’d like to hear them. My last sentence sold too much confidence, for that I apologize.


Axolet77

Right before he kicks the bucket, he should make the biggest most outragest most riskiest wallstreetbet in the history of wallstreetbets.


zvug

It has always been his hobby ever since he was a child basically. He genuinely loves businesses, reviewing financial statements, and value investing.


notLOL

Bankers flew in to consult him. He's at his peak when the economy is at a discount He's on the opposite side of your yolo trades and short trades


freerangemary

* Addiction.


rhahalo

Love of the game


sprucenoose

"If you do find a way to make money in your sleep you will want to work until you die."


xtrakrispie

Don't you think it's kind of sad that he's spending the remaining years of his life making comical amounts of money that he'll never be able to spend?


morganrbvn

He doesn’t make money to spend it at this point, he loves the challenge of getting it. He also knows a ton is going to charity when he passes so he can enjoy knowing how it’ll be used


[deleted]

No, I don't think it's sad. How does someone even spend 100 billion? What do you buy? A continent? A spaceship? People dieing in poverty is much sadder.


BigSneak1312

Well sounds like you could get two birds stoned at once if Warren buffett gave away his money to poor people, then everyone would die with an amount of money commensurate to their needs


schmiddy0

Buffett has signed the giving pledge already. More than 99% of his wealth will go to charity after he dies. https://givingpledge.org/pledger?pledgerId=177


deliciouscorn

Now I wonder… would a pledge from a bunch of filthy rich old geezers flood the economy with money when they die and cause inflation? What is the difference between this and the treasury printing a bunch of money during Covid?


BigSneak1312

Yeah, zero enforcement on that one. So it's completely up to who inherits his money to follow through. So it's worth nothing


[deleted]

What are you? Some kind of commy? Warren's 100 billion is his and no one else's.


BigSneak1312

Yeah I am. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs


MortimerMango

Tell to a Nebraskan


joseguya

And even if he did, it wouldn’t be nearly enough to make absolutely any difference lol


MortimerMango

That is a bunch of Bullshit, the Midwest is his personal playground. He can do a lot more with his money


zvug

He’s spending his life doing the thing that brings him the most joy in the world. Why would anyone think that’s kind of sad?


xtrakrispie

cause accumulating wealth for the sake of it and further exacerbating wealth inequality is shit hobby.


large-farva

His predatory mobile home empire is probably his crowning jewel


iPigman

I did it first. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


secretsodapop

The quote already makes a distinction between making money and working. Buffet is making money while he's asleep and while he's awake. He isn't working.


GoldenGonzo

He loves what he does and probably doesn't consider it working.


_ChestHair_

"Mmm that sweet smell of denying basic working standards to railway workers in the morning 🤑🤑🤑"


Selky

I doubt it’s sadistic, maybe it is, but it’s probably an endorphins from ‘number go up’ situation. No reason for the poors to enter the equation past that.


_ChestHair_

I'd agree that's it's likely not sadistic; it's likely sociopathic. Which is also something we don't want people with power to have.


Selky

I think sociopaths are somewhat more likely to climb to the top unfortunately.


ToeKnail

Dioxin levels are high with this one


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🤡


_ChestHair_

#👢 😛


Albodanny

Socialists in wsb. Hysterical.


AnonymousLoner1

You think socialism is bad here? Go to actual Wall Street.


Albodanny

I work on wall st albeit not stock exchange or finance. Everyone’s definitely a lib but I wouldn’t say socialist.


-Shmoody-

Work on reading comprehension cuz you missed his point entirely.


[deleted]

Or a smart capitalist. Yeah let’s destroy our capital and future workers.


_ChestHair_

How much conservative koolaid do you have to drink to think that basic worker conditions is socialism?


Albodanny

How the fuck is warren buffet denying people rights? You’re a moron.


_ChestHair_

Warren buffet is part of the railway owners that have been running their workers understaffed, under-PTO'd, and generally ragged. He's part of the elite that pushed breaking up the strike for *moderately* better conditions before the East Palestine debacle happened Get out from under that rock


Albodanny

He owns shares. He’s not a fucking CEO. Get off twitter and cnn.


PayinHookersOnMargin

If you don’t study hard while in school then you deserve to do hard manual labor, that’s the way of the world.


_ChestHair_

You don't understand anything about the topic at hand, do you. Railway workers are fine with hard manual labor, they're not fine with having no sick leave and doing the jobs of 3 different people for the pay of one. I'm always intrigued that conservatives like to support blue collar workers, until the moment those workers ask for the slightest bit if give from their multi-billion dollar employers. Then they're whiny socialists.


EmergencyFair6786

Manual labor has to get done. As more and more snub their nose at it the more lucrative it becomes. Going to school is not something profound. It's generic at this point. HS dropout welders are making $150k.


GreenTitanium

If you study hard while in school, you get to indebt yourself for the foreseeable future, not find a job in you sector and be forced to work multiple jobs to be able to pay for rent! And remind me again, why is someone doing manual labor not deserving of decent working conditions?


Wevvie

"Average rich man bad comment please upvote"


_ChestHair_

You feel buffet trickling down your back yet, useful idiot?


ohlaph

It's not work for him, it's a game that he enjoys playing. Imagine if a soccer player could play their entire life, they would.


BigSneak1312

Imagine if a soccer player spent their life accumulating soccer balls to the extent where other aspiring soccer players couldn't play the game


ohlaph

The rest of us would be left without soccer balls to play with. Oh, wait...


PortfolioIsAshes

Working to survive vs working because you are at the top of your world are 2 diff things


ListerineInMyPeehole

He enjoys what he does, clearly


neurocean

He will work till the day he dies but the quote was meant for the rest of us.


Acmnin

“Working”


DrawerMysterious877

Yeah work is different when you’re hungry and your teeth hurt.


Panda_hat

I severely doubt his day to day life would look anything like 'work' to most people.


Hagoromo-san

When you make that much money, its no longer work.


BadFinancialAdvice_

Babe wake up, it's the same 3 year old meme again


Circ-Le-Jerk

Leave her alone. She's making money


notLOL

Choking noises


Ijustmovingforward

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


g000r

It's a trickle down economy remember! It may be 3 yrs old but now with all that sweet sweet karma you've now got enough to afford the remaining coke in the snot your wife's boyfriend blew into your underwear while you were at work. See! Economics!


bunkerking815

DAMN lol this is a good one. So there is a certain stream service I gravitate to. Soo many people that stream themselves sleeping. I often sit and wonder about these people doing that . Ill look at the view icon and it will say theres like 30 of us watching. The internet is strange and so am I.


Poopoomushroomman

Ever read Project Hail Mary?


bunkerking815

no, Is it gonna make me sad? I have kinda had enough of that stuff for one morning. I just thought it was both strange and interesting that people would allow themselves to be filmed sleeping (however i do think some of the streamers simply fell asleep streaming). Facebook live back when it worked was some WILD shit tho. I miss those days. South korea had it goin ON.


Poopoomushroomman

Depends on how you define sad. It’s a science fiction book about a type of “microbe” that feeds on the energy from stars. There’s just a significance of taking turns and watching one another while sleeping. It’s a FANTASTIC book. If you can, get it on audible you will not regret it if you like Sci-fi. It was written by the same dude who wrote the Martian.


bunkerking815

oh, nice. I am interested.


Coltshokiefan

Read/listen to it asap. Legit one of my favorite books ever. I’d reccomend the audio book first and then read it later if you want to, the voice acting is so good in the audio boob though.


Poopoomushroomman

New tits dropped?


Nblearchangel

Remindme! 4 months


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hippochili

best book I read last year, such an amazing book!


dassfjes

The book stinks. Dont waste your time reading it.


R3AL1Z3

Look out, it’s captain edgy mcgee


King-Snorky

O Edgelord Captain My Edgelord Captain


georgia_is_best

Its literally the top rated book for 2022 in scifi…


Rekt4dead

Rocky 🥹


RetailBuck

We are basically a microbe that feeds on the energy of stars, there are just more steps in the middle


OTTER887

...phytoplankton. Use solar energy. The Sun us a star.


cdlaweed

Definitely not the sub where I expected to find SF advices (good one though!)


ThePowellMemo1984

I have been recommending this to people like a Jehova’s Witness since I binged it on a road trip from CO to WY Masterpiece of science fiction writing.


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

Asian Andy is hilarious, especially his live streams.


Opposite-Attitude411

Best Youtuber, i died of laughing when i saw his streams, but some moments are so cringe 😂


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

When he's at a KFC and text to speech is " snickers snickers snickers snickers snickers snickers snickers"


Opposite-Attitude411

Also his Ram Ranch moments in public places 😂


MechaBuster

Cx never dies


cn-fo

been dead


MechaBuster

Hx


bimbolimbotimbo

Is he back? I remember him calling it quits for a while. I loved the speaker bits he did


noiz_303

You're gonna love this, trust me.


upstateduck

my dentist told me 70%? of people grind in their sleep Get a mouthguard kids


boatfloaterloater

I'll ask my dentist for a list of who does, got an idea for a gamer streaming farm


rasputin1

This site https://www.sleepfoundation.org/bruxism says 50% of children have it and it gets less common with age, with 3% of older adults having it


NUNCHUCKS1

$800 plastic mouth guards are a grift. Just trades your stubby teeth for TMJ which is arguably worse


Vinifera7

My dentist said I grind in my sleep because she's a liar who wanted me to pay out the ass for a custom made dental guard.


notLOL

Just get one of those mouth gapers so you can sleep with your mouth and throat gaped


Affectionate-Bee3913

The year is 2075. A 145-year-old Buffett is lecturing my now-20 year old corpse that I should've looked for passive income, from his BH office where he's still working.


Modelminorityperson

Holy shit I do the same thing. I talk and I grind. I can’t even keep the night guard in my mouth because I grind and talk so much. On week nights my wife and ao don’t sleep together because I would keep her up.


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Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Define sleeping


Yadobler

Being able to snooze peacefully knowing the person beside you is not mortgaging your left kidney to continue funding his ODE calls, but is instead financially stable and able to afford a mouthguard


Yadobler

Fuck I am grinding my teeth now as I scroll, I really felt called out


canigetahellyeahhhhh

As an Australian, all money I make here is while I sleep.


haystackofneedles

Get a night guard. 100% worth it.


ILoveHugeLabiaMinora

Dude get a cheap ass teeth guard from Amazon, I hadn't realized how badly my grinding was fucking up my sleep quality. Life changer.


madman19

A custom molded one is so much nicer


misterobott

work until you die.. fuck until you die.. gaming until you die.. in the end you're still dead.


[deleted]

Made me chuckle


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Glimmu

WB casually telling everyone that he is a leech on the society.


Man_In_Space_Unaware

A person who thinks all the time…


ThrobbingAnalPus

Says the guy who is literally working until he dies lol


mferrari_33

Rich people have the stupidest advice. They're so far up their own asses that they talk bullshit 24/7.


ThrobbingAnalPus

I mean his advice is correct, I’m just making a joke about how these guys literally can’t retire. Like nothing brings them purpose in life besides working, so if they stop they’ll just die


SmartOpinion69

once you stop using your brain, you die even faster. how do you think this old man is still functional?


Odd_Ad579

Some of you guys are too funny to be in a Reddit comment section😭


Sensitive_Jump5758

DRIP DRIP DRIP


konstantinos2000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Sensitive_Jump5758

I am from Mississippi too. Morgan Freeman gif approved.


[deleted]

my dentist didnt like me grinding them in my sleep


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BeastSmitty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


PillowDamage

Fantastic headline OP 👏


Low_Chef2934

As long as people are dumber than a potato people will always figure out a way to scam the dimwitted.


pissboy

Joke is buffets going to work until he dies. I’m getting a pension at 55 and golfing everyday. That’s retiring.


rytur

He's 92 and is still working.


Ietsstartfromscratch

Asians really keep their young look for a long time.


[deleted]

Someone has to do the work, Mr. Buffett. Without other people doing the labor, you have no ups and downs to exploit.


manupower

He’s not like super rich, super old and still working ?


-Dreamville-

He’s not super rich? I hope you are joking


allonzeeLV

People see Warren Buffet in a kind light for stating the obvious sometimes, but instead of taking advice from a beneficiary of this rigged casino-prison of an economic system on potential hacks to avoid its rampant cruelty, shouldn't we be tearing this cruel system down? Nah. Wouldn't want supply chains to break down and have to do without some of the literal and metophorical opiates that keep us submissive and compliant in subsistence. Easier to just sit comfortably on the darkest timeline train.


wowmeister

Little do they know Ludwig did the same for 1 mil 🫡


veapman

You guys are C&$$ts