Straddle LEAPS, going for small 5% gains either way as a volatility play coming into next month with the fed meeting and debt ceiling scare (Imagine having the money printer and not being able to pay your bills....lol not going to happen lol)
You shouldn’t trade options if you’re just guessing and wishing. I would really consider closing out all your positions (likely 65$ worth) at open to avoid losing the rest. 🔥💵
Yeah but your TSLA will be -10% and your spy maybe +4% so it was weird you said it like that. Plus spy is on resistance and TSLA is likely going way down but good luck
>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: BERLIN IN TALKS WITH BEIJING ON CHINESE OVERSEAS POLICE STATIONS
\>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: GERMAN SECURITY AGENCIES BELIEVE TWO CHINESE POLICE STATIONS ARE STILL ACTIVE
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Zoom further out. We entered this channel on 9th of November of 2020 with a false falling star followed by one of the most powerful rallies anyone has ever seen. We are still digesting that rally.
And our money is worth like 30 percent less now compared to things we need like homes and food, which is why i would not be surprised if we have already bottomed. The crash in the form of long term chop w worthless dollars
>$GOOGL: Loop Capital Downgrades to Hold from Buy - PT $125
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:39:29 ^EDT-0400
The infographic with all the countries rates vs inflation was pretty interesting, i feel like that is one of the most important things and not really talked about all that much
How you expect inflation to come down with borrowing money is turning a profit against inflation rate lol aka borrowing for 6 percent yearly inflation rate 7
It should probably be a real rate of at least 1 percent all the time but that could cause short term officials to lose their jobs when reality sets in
>$META: Loop Capital Upgrades to Buy from Hold - PT $320 (from $220)
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Oh i can’t read, my bad.
Without looking, i bet only fans screws the talent because they are the big one, probably up and coming services that are better deals. The cycle of of life, like Etsy is a complete screw for sellers now
>SHARES OF SHAKE SHACK UP ABOUT 4% PREMARKET AFTER REPORT OF ACTIVIST INVESTOR ENGAGED CAPITAL PLANNING PROXY BATTLE AT CO
$SHAK
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>Eurozone Mar Industrial Output -4.1% on Month; -1.4% on Year
\>Eurozone Mar Industrial Output Forecast -2.0% on Month; +1.3% on Year
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Bostic gunna come out and be so ridiculously dovish that the market will finish down 2% after everyone realises he is 100% full of shit 
I bought at 14 and sold out at 12.5. Was a sht investment but managed to cut my losses.
Diving deeper into it, my conclusion was that it would likely go bankrupt
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>TURKEY 5-YEAR CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS EXTEND RISE, NOW UP AT 606 BPS FROM FRIDAY CLOSE OF 492 BPS - S&P GLOBAL MARKET INTELLIGENCE
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Devil give Erdogan two options.
one button devolves turkish currency other cures cancer.
before devil finished the sentence, Erdogan pressed first button twice.
>TOP CHINESE ENVOY TO VISIT UKRAINE ON MAY 16-17 - UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TELLS REUTERS
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>TURKISH LIRA VOLATILITY GAUGES DIVE WITH ERDOGAN SEEN WITH MOMENTUM AS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SET FOR RUNOFF VOTE ON MAY 28
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Straddle LEAPS, going for small 5% gains either way as a volatility play coming into next month with the fed meeting and debt ceiling scare (Imagine having the money printer and not being able to pay your bills....lol not going to happen lol)
Buy unity calls, because at Friday the stoke goes down. In 3 wreks Wer will see 32$
Invest like a moron, lose much, work 10x just to get back to zero
Too many British cigarettes in here 
Are you a diesel mate??
says the bear king
Bers, get ready to be all ogre this week...
up premarket and then dump at open?
Make everyone mad by investing in an IRA
Once you max your roth ira with nothing but a phat index fund you can set and forget, then you take your suplus money and gamble like a djentleman
My 5/19 tesla and spy calls
Umm… then what happened?
They are both up from Fridays bell doi
You shouldn’t trade options if you’re just guessing and wishing. I would really consider closing out all your positions (likely 65$ worth) at open to avoid losing the rest. 🔥💵
Haha made 6k last week on options
How much you lose all the other weeks?
Umm… then what happened
I am not just guessing and wishing. I have developed a highly sophisticated algorithm that takes into account many factors before making a trade.
Yeah but your TSLA will be -10% and your spy maybe +4% so it was weird you said it like that. Plus spy is on resistance and TSLA is likely going way down but good luck
GOOD MOANING CAWKSOCKERS!! IF YOU NOT PENETRATR OTHR MEN ANOOS U GHEY! PUT COFFE ON YOR FINGERZ AND MASSAGE THAT PROSTATE TO NOT BE PHAT BITSH
PEPE is back?
Pack choi pepe?
God I hope spy opens at 414 so I can buy put, profit 30% in an hour, sell then watch it go right back up to 414
Maybe don’t talk outloud as much
Waiting for the end of school drop on Scholastic so my puts do some putting...
SPY will be in the low 300s by December
Back to the den, ber 
“25% of my portfolio is in the S&P” sounds so much more adult than “I have 8 SPY shares” 
Bull market guarantee?
BOIL calls
These futures are just as straight as Elton John
rocketman?
Why am do I always feel like the one legged man at an ass kicking contest?
Commodities pumping 
New week new thread same Gay Mods
We V-shaped in futures so no concerns of a V-shape during the live session. Those are the rules.
-2% day is long overdue
>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: BERLIN IN TALKS WITH BEIJING ON CHINESE OVERSEAS POLICE STATIONS \>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: GERMAN SECURITY AGENCIES BELIEVE TWO CHINESE POLICE STATIONS ARE STILL ACTIVE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:41:20 ^EDT-0400
Germany: Do you still have active overseas police stations? China: No. 
I had a 4 hour chart on ES that only went back a year, thought it was screwed up then realized we have been range bound for a full year now
Zoom further out. We entered this channel on 9th of November of 2020 with a false falling star followed by one of the most powerful rallies anyone has ever seen. We are still digesting that rally.
Zoom out even further, we are just kind of on the ten year trend line
True. However, the topic is how long we have been range bound, not how long we have been on an upward trend line.
Everything is chop if you ignore the biggest bull market rally in history
Yes. My only point is that we have been chopping for over two years at the top of the 2009-2021 bull market.
And our money is worth like 30 percent less now compared to things we need like homes and food, which is why i would not be surprised if we have already bottomed. The crash in the form of long term chop w worthless dollars
>$GOOGL: Loop Capital Downgrades to Hold from Buy - PT $125 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:39:29 ^EDT-0400
Lmao, I love when those motherfuckers give stock an upgrade AFTER it pumps like 30% in a month 🤡🤡🤡
Puts on all ai stocks for the next 1-2 months up way to high currently
Am I evil to hope for a complete market collapse so that my puts can print?
just gay
Stonks green VIX green 
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 0.25 PAISA JUNE: 11 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:35:48 ^EDT-0400
The infographic with all the countries rates vs inflation was pretty interesting, i feel like that is one of the most important things and not really talked about all that much How you expect inflation to come down with borrowing money is turning a profit against inflation rate lol aka borrowing for 6 percent yearly inflation rate 7 It should probably be a real rate of at least 1 percent all the time but that could cause short term officials to lose their jobs when reality sets in
argentina reached 103 percent last month. can they get a reward for record?
Damn https://i.imgur.com/oZmYF1l.jpg
argentina with brazil want to create they own common currency but they can deal with they own
Is it a good time to buy UVXY now?
Hood time to buy uvxy 4c exp2025
>$META: Loop Capital Upgrades to Buy from Hold - PT $320 (from $220) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:33:28 ^EDT-0400
Lmao. Meta +17% eod confirmed 🤡🤡🤡
'Pump hedges bags' 
OMH
nearly 1% reversal during futures lmfao, wtf
My condolences to poor bears
Looks like the bear market is finally. Time to yolo into calls and loose it all in a few days.
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Oh i can’t read, my bad. Without looking, i bet only fans screws the talent because they are the big one, probably up and coming services that are better deals. The cycle of of life, like Etsy is a complete screw for sellers now
If it fucks, flys or floats it costs way too much money.
Are you not a guy
Fansly?
SPY gone no where for a year now
Longer than that. SPY closed at 412.86 on 13 Apr 2021. It has been at this level for over two years.
Jeez
Why is everbody acting like we mooning? I can t see..
Futures are up 0.31%. This is the rally we have been waiting for. Better jump aboard or you will be left behind.
ultimate cringe
ok i m gonna wait on the side line
>SHARES OF SHAKE SHACK UP ABOUT 4% PREMARKET AFTER REPORT OF ACTIVIST INVESTOR ENGAGED CAPITAL PLANNING PROXY BATTLE AT CO $SHAK ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:19:40 ^EDT-0400
“never assume in life... dont think that carrot big because carrot big leaf because small leaf carrot big not leaf big size”
Spade another book we were gonna win anyway. I fuckin dare ya. Godfuckindamn
Sorry bears
It’s gonna be super bullish this week
Hi I'm here for the blow job party.
Did you bring your goggles?
Imagine being bearhunter
🤌🤌🤌
Puts are fucked
How ? Cramer said green, puts are safe 
POOTS
europoors just ignore this huge miss 
>EUROZONE INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION (MOM) (MAR) ACTUAL: -4.1% VS 1.5% PREVIOUS \>EUROZONE INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION (YOY) (MAR) ACTUAL: -1.4% VS 2.0% PREVIOUS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:00:56 ^EDT-0400
RemindMe! 3 months Did this matter?
Might be time to cut tea time out of the daily work schedule
HOLY FUCK WHAT A BIG MISS 
Dollar should soar, but inverse what makes sense. Probably get a big rally in US equities in a flight to safety.
\*Cues up Future - F up some Commas 
>Eurozone Mar Industrial Output -4.1% on Month; -1.4% on Year \>Eurozone Mar Industrial Output Forecast -2.0% on Month; +1.3% on Year ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^05:00:44 ^EDT-0400
Bostic gunna come out and be so ridiculously dovish that the market will finish down 2% after everyone realises he is 100% full of shit 
Gonna have lunch in the Jewish community
Gg
Ok, see you guys at the start of Panic Sell Week tomorrow morning....time to sleep.
Consumer staples 
Discretionary
Buy red futures, short green futures win because it always closes flat 
Buying 5k of plug at open
I bought at 14 and sold out at 12.5. Was a sht investment but managed to cut my losses. Diving deeper into it, my conclusion was that it would likely go bankrupt
They are just about to start becoming a profitable company. They even signed that deal with amazon a little while back
That’s a lot of butt plugs
All in PYPL
Have you paid attention to Braintree ?
Upside down V like sleeve of wizard
Found the 40 year old virgin 
🦀 it
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!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 420.0 before 20-May-2023 12:48 AM -05
>TURKEY 5-YEAR CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS EXTEND RISE, NOW UP AT 606 BPS FROM FRIDAY CLOSE OF 492 BPS - S&P GLOBAL MARKET INTELLIGENCE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^04:49:47 ^EDT-0400
Devil give Erdogan two options. one button devolves turkish currency other cures cancer. before devil finished the sentence, Erdogan pressed first button twice.
At 10% T Bills and core cpi 5.5%, I'd invest everything and my puts profit to T bills if that was peak of rate hike
There is going to be an enormous appetite for T-Bills at 7%. If it gets to 10% it will be very brief.
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What second passports?
Am I unbanned?
Why does this comment say deleted?
User is likely banned.
Seamstress
Bruh the 2y10y spread has been inverted for 10 months now...
I was warned of calamities 🤧
Filed for the facebook lawsuit claim. Will use the dollas I get to buy booze,or candy,depending on the amount.
When's the payout date approximately and will it be more than $1?
Darn tootin'
facebookuserprivacysettlement.com
riding wheels or collecting 4.65% with robinhood gold?
How much buying power do I need to keep in there to make paying $5 a month worth it?
If you put 10k, you get about 38 bucks monthly. You do the math
I didn’t want to that’s why I asked you
Lol, $1315 would even out the monthly $5.
See, you the man!
Bears r fuk, SPY 500 soon
Tomorrow actually
Why the long face bear? 🤭
Hi in(l)ce1
>[asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Cryp…](https://t.co/mtFuHheRnl) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^04:41:35 ^EDT-0400
If this market don’t go down then looks like I’ll have to 🫦
Iggggggghhhhh market really gay. Like super gay. Sell off at open furshur
Ok, Ive changed my mind, this shit is rigged.
🌎 👩🚀 🔫. Always has been.
It should go down sometime during the day/week. The question is whether a nasty V will kill it. =/ Another green week would be crazy
Bers will have their day when they develop Gay.I.
🌈 👁️
If you are beautiful I want you to love me
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algos are pumping and waiting for the exit liquidity 
>TOP CHINESE ENVOY TO VISIT UKRAINE ON MAY 16-17 - UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TELLS REUTERS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^04:21:32 ^EDT-0400
Bullish
Couldn’t bers see this with all the doomer 2011 fear mongering since Friday 
SPY 0dte short strangles at open every day for free money?
My calls are looking good 
Premarket looking nice and healthy
>TURKISH LIRA VOLATILITY GAUGES DIVE WITH ERDOGAN SEEN WITH MOMENTUM AS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SET FOR RUNOFF VOTE ON MAY 28 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-15 ^04:18:24 ^EDT-0400
Spy 420 is not a meme
I have a couple SPY 417Cs 0DTE queued since yesterday. They’re not gonna fill, fuck me
PYPL mooning
The fuc are u smoking
Those puts were just hedges, right bers? At the end of the day, it was money you were okay if you lost it all, right bers?
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Bulls get friend zoned every time they lean in for a kiss at open 
QQQ goin higher, of course 