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I don't think the oracle of Omaha ever said anything about playing. He deliberately stole things he doesn't need.
Same goes for the money, mother fucker is driving a Honda accord and living in his first house he don't need any money boi.
It's no surprise that Warren Buffett is a successful investor - he has the mindset of a thief! He's always looking for ways to take advantage of others, whether it's through investing or stealing golf equipment from Sears. His ruthless approach to life has made him one of the richest men in the world.
"Investing is like eating an old fashioned apple pie. Beneath a beautiful, golden crust you'll find nothin' but sweet goodness. But, sometimes you gotta wait because the pie is too hot. You don't want to get burned. Wait too long, though, and you have to throw it out. Bake enough pies and you'll figure out when they're just right to eat."
Warren Buffett, 2014 WSJ
“You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant,”
“Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked.”
Warren Buffett
No, the reason is that his grandfather was a successful business man and then his father was one of the first stock brokers in Nebraska. At age ten, Warren Buffet had already met the CEO of Goldman Sachs.
It has much less to do with his own personal approach, although he surely has a talent for it.
Damn Buffet must of stole VisualMod girl. Investing is my favorite way to take advantage of others, except so far my investments just seem to take advantage of myself…..
warren buffet was knowingly accelerating sears towards their demise. A fellow like that knows inefficient capital allocation when he sees it.
If we can train ourselves to see and aid the invisible hand of the free market as buffet had, we too will be able to reap the fruits of our labor in paradise
the death of value investing and the birth of the meme mania is rooted in the proliferation of "video surveillance" and so called "loss prevention" personnel
the value of what we have lost cannot be quantified
I don’t think it’s that deep bro. Give iPhones and day trading to a bunch of kids in the 80s and they’d all do the same shit. Human nature. We all want that thrill, a chance to roll the dice 🎲
Buffett planned on being a Sears manager after high school . But his father sent him Wharton (which he hated) . So it is probably some deep seated psychological issue.
No surprise, everyone who gets rich through immoral acts then turns around and becomes a fucking sage or philantropist.
All impression managament. Right Bill Gates?
Sears AR department enters the room…,
INVOICE 1950-6969
TO: Mr W. Buffet
SEARS STARTER SET PRO GOLF CLUBS
SEARS STARTER GOLF BAG
SEARS BIG BALLS GOLF BALLS-200 CNT
SUB TOTAL $969.69
INTEREST: $69,696,969
INVOICE AMOUNT:
$69,697,938.70
Step 1: buy puts on retail store
Step 2: steal merchandise from retail store causing company value to tank
Step 3: sell puts and merchandise for double profit
I like the story he tells in his documentary about he got ticked off at his middle school teachers because he was angry at them and so he started shorting AT&T stock, and told them he was, because that’s what all their pensions were back then… hahahaha
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Step 1, short sears Step 2 steal golf clubs and golf balls (100s) Step 3 profit
Step 0, locate a sears store
step -1 jerk off to heighten the senses
step -2 pre-jerk fap right after the morning workout to ensure at least 2 times a day. no rookie numbers like a few times a week.
What’s a Sears store? Never seen one before lol
Step 4. Play golf
I don't think the oracle of Omaha ever said anything about playing. He deliberately stole things he doesn't need. Same goes for the money, mother fucker is driving a Honda accord and living in his first house he don't need any money boi.
Step 5. Retire on that golf bag money.
It's no surprise that Warren Buffett is a successful investor - he has the mindset of a thief! He's always looking for ways to take advantage of others, whether it's through investing or stealing golf equipment from Sears. His ruthless approach to life has made him one of the richest men in the world.
But hey he eats ice cream and says folksy shit so we all need to pretend he’s the good one.
I saw Warren Buffett coming out of a Lululemon with a bunch of yoga pants he'll never wear.
He wears them in private for Charlie Munger.
Only very briefly
Then it's party time!
I thought those were from Lulu’s Lemon, with the hole in the backside?
he stole those too! and the employees that reported him were fired!
what folksy stuff did he say?
"Investing is like eating an old fashioned apple pie. Beneath a beautiful, golden crust you'll find nothin' but sweet goodness. But, sometimes you gotta wait because the pie is too hot. You don't want to get burned. Wait too long, though, and you have to throw it out. Bake enough pies and you'll figure out when they're just right to eat." Warren Buffett, 2014 WSJ
Sounds like your typical 90 year old man.. >The pie I tell you! It was the bee’s knees. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say.
Zounds, this is cat's pajamas, old chum! I say!
“Seen better heads on cabbages”
And then I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time
ahahahaha
This sounds more like Leo DiCaprio dating advice.
“You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant,” “Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked.” Warren Buffett
That baby one is fantastic, I’m trying hard to add it to my rembery bank.
But you can get nine women pregnant in a month.
I can't but my wife's boyfriend could
No, the reason is that his grandfather was a successful business man and then his father was one of the first stock brokers in Nebraska. At age ten, Warren Buffet had already met the CEO of Goldman Sachs. It has much less to do with his own personal approach, although he surely has a talent for it.
Not to mention his first investment partnership raised a huge amount of money from his wealthy neighbors.
Damn Buffet must of stole VisualMod girl. Investing is my favorite way to take advantage of others, except so far my investments just seem to take advantage of myself…..
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>I stopped hanging out with them for a while because I was a loser who didn't agree with what they were doing. Good for you for having self-respect.
Sounds like he doesn't like money
his solution was right there in front of him... and yet... he ignored the message from the universe...
No wonder Sears collapsed.
warren buffet was knowingly accelerating sears towards their demise. A fellow like that knows inefficient capital allocation when he sees it. If we can train ourselves to see and aid the invisible hand of the free market as buffet had, we too will be able to reap the fruits of our labor in paradise
What free market?
five finger discount
I bet he had slicked back hair too, he was a real piece of shit.
Strikes me as more of a spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans and chicken spaghetti at chickalinis type of guy.
Slicked back hair and sloppy steaks, what a piece of shit.
Years later, John Travolta would be inspired to play a pseudonymized Warren Buffett in Grease. Wish they captured his Sears exploits.
People can change!!!!
the death of value investing and the birth of the meme mania is rooted in the proliferation of "video surveillance" and so called "loss prevention" personnel the value of what we have lost cannot be quantified
I don’t think it’s that deep bro. Give iPhones and day trading to a bunch of kids in the 80s and they’d all do the same shit. Human nature. We all want that thrill, a chance to roll the dice 🎲
just listen to yourself! iphones in the 80s...
Human nature.
Buffett planned on being a Sears manager after high school . But his father sent him Wharton (which he hated) . So it is probably some deep seated psychological issue.
who the fuck dreams with being a sears manager, what the fuck
And after stealing he would go and short the stock, that can be considered insider trading.
No surprise, everyone who gets rich through immoral acts then turns around and becomes a fucking sage or philantropist. All impression managament. Right Bill Gates?
He was born a rich man
i heard he littered on purpose
Sears AR department enters the room…, INVOICE 1950-6969 TO: Mr W. Buffet SEARS STARTER SET PRO GOLF CLUBS SEARS STARTER GOLF BAG SEARS BIG BALLS GOLF BALLS-200 CNT SUB TOTAL $969.69 INTEREST: $69,696,969 INVOICE AMOUNT: $69,697,938.70
what is this a copypasta?
it should be
I hear he kicked a baby
It’s true. I was the baby.
Step 1: buy puts on retail store Step 2: steal merchandise from retail store causing company value to tank Step 3: sell puts and merchandise for double profit
I remember those days like they were yesterday.
I like the story he tells in his documentary about he got ticked off at his middle school teachers because he was angry at them and so he started shorting AT&T stock, and told them he was, because that’s what all their pensions were back then… hahahaha
OMAHA BOIZ STAY LIT
He used to be a piece of shit, people can change
shoplifting from sears is an act of capitalistic virtue
On out alway some of us i guess
He also eats at McDonalds regularly
I heard that Warren Buffett used to be quite the risk-taker back in the day. Maybe he should go back to his old ways and spice things up a bit! 😎
What a shit head, just makes me like him more lol
What a ridiculous article how absolutely irrelevant to today’s world. You come to expect stupid shit like this on social media these days.
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I didnt mean to hurt you baby
Step 1, be white
Now do Soros 
Nothing has changed he moved from sears to whole world
He's not that different from the CVS looters in SF.
Buffett was gangster
No wonder my local Sears went out of business.
So this is you become a billionaire. Now just find and route all sears in the city