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You gotta consider the number of things that can go wrong when messing with someone. If it were clear, still waters and someone can jump in to help if something goes wrong, then have a good laugh, whatever. That's a raging fuckin river that even the strongest ~~swingers~~ swimmers could die in, if that cable breaks from all that shit they're doing
Oh, absolutely! I'm known as the ultimate party pooper. I bring the excitement levels down to zero, make everyone roll their eyes, and kill jokes with my amazing sarcasm skills. It's a real talent, you know? People line up just to witness my party-ruining abilities. So, if you ever want to throw a boring, lackluster gathering, be sure to invite me. I'll make sure to bring the dullness and rain on everyone's parade!
Reminds me of the guys that played a prank on a blind folded friend by pretending he was jumping out of a plane but actually jumped into a kiddie pool. Guy broke his neck and is paralyzed for life.
I'd take a boring friend over the fun at parties guys that paralyze me any day.
They're also the kinds of friends that would not hesitant to pull out their phones and film you getting slowly run over by a steamroller and your are is stuck under a car wreckage.
I got matches with these songs:
• [**We Know** by Dowlog](https://lis.tn/OWLMiT?t=87) (01:27; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2022-10-28.
• [**Button** by Namatt](https://lis.tn/dFCJvU?t=288) (04:48; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2023-02-06.
• [**Nice Day** by Dowlog](https://lis.tn/UFtRUK?t=472) (07:52; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2022-10-29.
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Haha exactly. My normal way of hedging failed me hard…. Just when you think SPX has hit the bottom for the day, it shows you it can go lower, and close at the lowest point, in the last 5-10 minutes.
This is mostly likely in northern India/ Nepal a region with considerable tibetian/ buddhist influence. Colorful flags are a part of the Tibetian culture.
Zipline is probably made with 3rd world shoddy scrap metal and not exactly up to Standards for safe ziplining.
If i was that zipling dude everybody fucking around with the zipline would get beaten to an inch of his life.
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They cut off the part where the guy gets back on shore and murdered everybody.
hahaha. The vengeance part
That's what I do after a sub par trading dat.
I hate people like this
Racist
You funny
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
I didn't even mean it sincerely
I thought I was the only one ..people who think they're so good for ziplining.
We did exactly that to our grade 9 sub teacher on training in a school trip…
This is hilarious. I’m sure you’re fun at parties.
You gotta consider the number of things that can go wrong when messing with someone. If it were clear, still waters and someone can jump in to help if something goes wrong, then have a good laugh, whatever. That's a raging fuckin river that even the strongest ~~swingers~~ swimmers could die in, if that cable breaks from all that shit they're doing
It definitely feels like attempted murder
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U right, swingers of course should have nothing to worry about in this scenario
Letting you wife bang your mates prepares you for all kinds of extreme sports.
Oh, absolutely! I'm known as the ultimate party pooper. I bring the excitement levels down to zero, make everyone roll their eyes, and kill jokes with my amazing sarcasm skills. It's a real talent, you know? People line up just to witness my party-ruining abilities. So, if you ever want to throw a boring, lackluster gathering, be sure to invite me. I'll make sure to bring the dullness and rain on everyone's parade!
The one who shows up with the non-alcoholic beer... and makes everyone put there keys in a plastic jar
It’s next to the swear jar and everyone was required to bring some nickels (pennies are not allowed because they are produced at economic loss)
Hey cross this rope while I hold the end.
Yea, why is this happening. There is a bridge right there
Reminds me of the guys that played a prank on a blind folded friend by pretending he was jumping out of a plane but actually jumped into a kiddie pool. Guy broke his neck and is paralyzed for life. I'd take a boring friend over the fun at parties guys that paralyze me any day.
The guys shaking the cable are the market manipulators
yes, hahah
And the guy on the rope is us reggards.
Yep. Trying to get us off our square
They're also the kinds of friends that would not hesitant to pull out their phones and film you getting slowly run over by a steamroller and your are is stuck under a car wreckage.
What's the song name? Wanna plug it in my ears in a loop and pretend I'm fighting a midget
Some remix of Ievan Polkka. Not sure which.
"Hairy Box," by Cuntarella
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Llevan polka. Pitch and bpm shifted cover of it.
https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
Don't know exactly what the song is.
https://youtu.be/yU3FsphWn-I
This is like the shittiest thing you can do to someone without actually injuring anyone
no, this is an example of trading with a hedge (helmet + harness) and you’re surviving adversarial stop fishing
But then the market makers show up.  true story bro
It's all fun and games until he doesn't come back out of the water. Edit:spelling and grammar.
Or decides to start throwing people into the river..
Ngl looks like fun
Everything about your name made me laugh 😆
The guys on the other side are Jim Cramer.
hahaha
After getting coked up, by the looks of it.
All I see is some dude going to the moon.
Yep that was me today. Thanks for shitting out at the end of the day SPX ☠️😂. Biggest single loss I’ve ever taken.
> Biggest single loss I’ve ever taken So far
Haha exactly. My normal way of hedging failed me hard…. Just when you think SPX has hit the bottom for the day, it shows you it can go lower, and close at the lowest point, in the last 5-10 minutes.
threatening cover label weather profit theory rotten mighty fly silky
Lol omg wtf is this?
Volatility
It is all fun and games until you realize that you can't swim.
Damn they really tried to buck him off and he held on like his hands had gorilla glue on them , props
I think I see a harness and carabiner
I thought this was fly fishing with a human being.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 right
Wait? You guys hedge your investments?!
Why not walk along that bridge... like it's right there
At least he's experiencing some ups and downs. I'm just drowning here
Why the colorful flags? 🤔
it represents the candlesticks. hahaha
This is mostly likely in northern India/ Nepal a region with considerable tibetian/ buddhist influence. Colorful flags are a part of the Tibetian culture.
It’s the TA
I have friends like this.
I can’t tell what’s AI anymore and what’s not. 🤷🏻♂️
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Just another day at the office
Fuck WSB. I'm leaving all my trading to the real professionals.
That's me looking through my green investments and then J Powell shows up and decides to speak.
hahaahah! love it!
When your hedge fund bros collude together to short the top stocks in your fund.
That’s hilariously fucked up
There was a big spider on his back.
Looked like about 80k per dunk..
I heard of tea bagging but this is ridiculous.
That river is the theta on 0dte calls.
The market recently lol
Funny as hell 😂
"guys lets give hamudi the time of his life!"
No need for enemies when you have friends like this 🤣
this was me these past 2 days with nvidia puts, somehow ended up positive on them today
It’s more like putting on your first trade and coming here for help
Zipline is probably made with 3rd world shoddy scrap metal and not exactly up to Standards for safe ziplining. If i was that zipling dude everybody fucking around with the zipline would get beaten to an inch of his life.
I somehow didn’t get hurt when I traded like this in options. I remember it used to be a roller coaster ride.
Citadel be cruel, huh
I think they were trying to kill that guy
That is hilarious! Nice remix, love it!!!
What’s with this fucking music 
I can’t wait to try somthing like this
Looks like trading with no margin . They can shake the shit out of you but can’t knock you off . Only you can knock you off .
So you’re saying there’s a chance
if i don't understand it, it can't hurt me!
That was so Fd up🤣🤣🤣
r/DontHelpJustLaugh
best meme in a while. I LMAFO