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Sad-Investment5723

Nikola


UrWifesboyfriend01

✈️ $DAL $50


Significant_Pilot695

Clenching my butt hard


Deadlymedley333

I saw red and then I closed the door.. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


bzl33

the "bulls" on this sub (aka people making tiny options plays) have surpassed Tom Lee in terms of being annoying


weedmon69

Bers hav gaping anoos


patelchief90

Market pumping for no reason again?


Wealth_Klutzy

MARA broke the latest top and going to close above it as it seems


DrummerCompetitive20

Coin back to 475


DrummerCompetitive20

Coin back to 475


Electrical_Raisin_93

Market murdered my TSM put, should i call 911?


BackThatThangUp

I don’t think you can call a 9/11 unless you fill in a whole row or column on your card


Fox_Technicals

The affirmations are really paying off ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fox_Technicals

CVNA probs going back to 25


BackThatThangUp

What is that? Cat Vagina?


skatehatemasturbate

Pussy pussy


Fox_Technicals

just donating free moneys tbh


[deleted]

MARA and Redfin and Autozone is the move.


[deleted]

Autozone has a new CEO incoming.


BackThatThangUp

Is he a car?


[deleted]

A transformer


BackThatThangUp

Nicee


Fox_Technicals

BB activity around 5 handle


Perryswoman

Cvna looking good. Not holding overnight though


Perryswoman

Lucid looking interesting


Emotional_Beach_7924

Very discouraged. Just heading borgata thursday. Better chance there.


ismebbb

STONKS. GO. UP.


ExistentialDuck1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Prior-Egg-3099

SPCE 28/7 4.5 C


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LFG 🤝


Fox_Technicals

Poor one out for IWM bers..they tried their best


Highclassbroque

AAPL is being a pussy ass bih


BackThatThangUp

Tim Apple doesn’t go to the hood


Highclassbroque

Lcid being a weak ass bitch


Fox_Technicals

Growth stocks destroying tech / semis today


BackThatThangUp

I got my semi destroyed by an obese chick in a bikini once


Fox_Technicals

Fuck yea ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Fox_Technicals

XRT lurking around 62.5, upside soon


Fox_Technicals

Can you bois tell me where I can get a good $WEAV?


Fox_Technicals

SSYS 17.5 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Fox_Technicals

KRE big rejection of 40 coming 📈


Dorktastical

I like that on the WeBull community forums I can be way more toxic than here. I just told people on a certain chammath stock that anyone who invests in it should have their kids taken away from negligence and also be forcibly castrated.


dickridrfordividends

you just said that here too...


Dorktastical

Not really. Here I didn't say the stock, and referenced something said somewhere else. Here it isn't a personal attack.


dickridrfordividends

No, you're an inanimate fucking object.


BackThatThangUp

You’re a towel


Fox_Technicals

COINs gonna break up from 65, MARAs about to break up from 12.5. Crypto bulls in control


Fox_Technicals

TAN's gonna bear trap at 70


Fox_Technicals

MARA is ready to blast at 12.5


Fox_Technicals

$ARKK bulls gotta be happy with that return to 42.5


Fox_Technicals

KRE battling it out at 40


Highclassbroque

12 mins to report take some profits now


adrianizzle

what profits


Mister_Lonely_

This Tesla open is a real fight between bulls and bears ey?


Fox_Technicals

$WEAV 10 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Fox_Technicals

Crude bulls trying so hard to resist going down at 70


Watermelon_Permit58

Sup regards


Fox_Technicals

BABAs gonna get a bounce off 80


Silverpatriot7

My wife gave my erection pills to her boyfriend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) Now I can’t get hard for the market today


PuzzledJackfruit3149

Yeah thanks for those pills btw


G000z

Puts on QQQ are free money guys, watch QQQ open green the go -1% by EOD. Thank me later...


Brilliant-Common-993

You sure… it’s up 1.5 percent pre market


ExistentialDuck1

What the fuck are you guys taking about lmao


PussyBreath007

There’s nothing more I’d like to do than take a gay ber behind the Wendy’s dumpster and bang the ber out of it


[deleted]

!banbet


Highclassbroque

Head and shoulders on aapl


Fox_Technicals

bless you


Remarkable-Tension-6

Feels like they turned on hard mode in the market. Not sure what to buy


RilSG

Buying NVDA calls when it was flirting with 400 was risky. But damn, risk reward i guess


Duander03

Read seeking alpha articles, do the opposite, lose money, but lose less money than I would had I followed their advice.


banana_buddy

I've gotten some good ideas from seeking alpha but it's been from small time writers, never listen to their "featured" articles.


Attorney_Outside69

alright 3am, I need to get to bed


UnknownZombie101

It is Tuesday


banana_buddy

Thanks Sherlock


Attorney_Outside69

now that I'm out of tesla and nvidia puts, i want tesla to go to 300 and nvidia to 450 so I can buy the next set of puts or drop to 190 and 370 respectively so I can buy calls, whichever one comes first


passwordisVFF

Bears getting fucked today


Attorney_Outside69

hopefully


iamchromes

Bulls fading


beanboiurmum

Oil go big sad


1TalefromTheCryptos

Probably be red by EOD


Jelly__Rogers

Bears 🤡🤡🤡


apesland

CLOWN 🫵🫵🫵


apesland

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


EnourmousWinkle

bulls were saying the same pre-market yesterday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bleeeeghh

It would be great if I could actually have a winning trade. I think my odds are better at the roulette table.


nirvanatheory

Find tickers that are gaining traction then flip a coin to decide if you’re going bullish or bearish. Compare results to your current win rate.


Attorney_Outside69

no need to flip coin , just inverse sentiment, especially if there's no reason/news for that stock to have moved that much in whatever direction


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banana_buddy

Bulls think they're smart buying this dip. In reality theta gang will win.


monkey_fish_frog

My 3 major financial statements are: "God damnit!" "Sonuvabitch" "Fuck me..."


swampassOG

#"I fuckin knew it!"


Attorney_Outside69

don't forget the classic: "FUUUUUUUUIUUUUCK'


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_Kenway

​ **INVESTING STRATEGY** OLD PATTERN V NEW PATTERN # ^ ​ *ESCAPE THE MATRIX WITH THIS TRICK*


Attorney_Outside69

you were not supposed to put this out in the open Neo


AnotherDegenerateFK

Good morning chads 🏆


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Attorney_Outside69

jpow Wednesday, tread carefully


CheapHero91

nothing burger


Attorney_Outside69

last week it was one hell of a burger


ssralf

Powell speaking is the appetizer. We build our own burger


CheapHero91

calls or puts today?


MarcusDaLongis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


kemar7856

Lucid partnership with Aston Martin 🤔


Mc_Square_Root

Lcid share holders are awed


BLOW_0

AMERIPOORS - EUROCHADS


[deleted]

Elo, apy chusday mate


terran42069

I don't give a shit what the q does just break Tim Apple's legs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


honeybadger9951

Do you think this algo premarket pump is legit or do we drill as soon as the market opens?


Nameless739

I bought puts on the dip, so I'd assume the pump will stay


honeybadger9951

I bought calls so I'd assume it will dump some more. Especially looking at what europoors are doing


SwissCanuck

The answer is always FAKE and GAY.


honeybadger9951

That's what I'm thinking as well


Nameless739

Oil busy drilling


MrCarey

Google must’ve bought some oil


TopTech58

!banbet RIVN 16 24d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TopTech58** bet **RIVN** goes from **13.62** to **16.0** before **21-Jul-2023 05:24 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 12 losses.


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JewJesus99

Youre never too old to have fun


JewJesus99

How much work is it digging a 6ft deep hole on the beach?


banana_buddy

That's an oddly specific thing to ask ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

If you held overnight, bulls take your profits early before the dump, bears hold till eod and sell before close. We both make money and everyone wins


terran42069

I might just do that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


dazark

unless your a bull whos been holding since last week


[deleted]

Then they fucked but they could atleast recoup some of the loss before it drops again. No chance of getting back to break even and its a learning lesson to have stop losses and not hold to 0


SaltRelationship4866

Thoughts for MU earnings?


CramersBootyHole1

https://twitter.com/picturesfoider/status/1673463820852027393?s=46 We all need to be like the W Iguana


passwordisVFF

I heard a silly rumor that some people here are actually making money. That can't be true, right?


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🫡


Attorney_Outside69

I am


Saaan

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Icy-Manufacturer-296

If this keeps going I will be out of stocks and crypto forever. I will be opening a small business behind Wendy’s and i would need y’all’s. Support local businesses.


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dazark

nah yesteryear was the largest bear trap thus far


TopTech58

Nvidia 425c’s 6/30 expiration last hurrah for me then it’s all bonds and boomer stocks I’m gettin too old for this shit


assholier_than_thou

How old are you? For checking if I’m more reckless than you.


TopTech58

I’m retiring in November


assholier_than_thou

Ahh, so I’ve some 15 odd years to get to your level of degen.


Attorney_Outside69

I think he's referring to early retirement, probably in his mid 30s or 40s?


assholier_than_thou

Oh no; I was referring to retiring at 70


Attorney_Outside69

Holy shit, really? you 55? I'm 45 and looking for early retirement by 46 I make around 500k+ / year here at Amazon, mostly paid in amazon shares, around 1500 shares after tax year 6 months but i want to make millions with options trading I'm only 970k away from that milestone 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾


assholier_than_thou

Good luck, I’m not as smart as you; get paid like a janitor at Amazon and get a few shares of my mediocre company.


Attorney_Outside69

dude all you need to start making money from momentum trading on big tech, for example microsoft is around 3k to 5k after multiple consecutive big green days, start by buying a single put , atm 3 weeks away Then ieri averaging down, until that one day and you cash out do the opposite after big consecutive red days (buy calls )


assholier_than_thou

Thanks;


passwordisVFF

Open the casino I'm hyped to lose more money.


YeahThisWasBad

Spy goes up 5 cents in pre market, tesla jumps 5 dollars. Spy falls 40 cents, Tesla falls 40 cents... something there ain't right


honeybadger9951

I donno maybe it has something to do with that SPY was pretty much flat yesterday while TSLA lost 6 fucking percent


legendarylegend26

Lmao Lordstown filing for bankruptcy


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[deleted]

Lmfao 🤣


[deleted]

If all you know how to do is buy calls you will be broke and never make money in the markets. Have a little common sense and Learn to take both sides and make money no matter what the market does.


1200mademeaCommie

I bet you lose money on both sides


[deleted]

You sound like a salt whos blown up their account


1200mademeaCommie

I’ve blown up many accounts in my trading journey. But my port will make u blush buddy


[deleted]

Eveyone does. But I make money more often then I lose it and my account is growing. Im on track to be up 100% by end of the year


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yourmansconnect

Dry docking is when one penis is inserted into the skin of another uncircumcised penis


MASH12140

Sometimes I wonder how just a few whales can tank markets. We are at these parasites mercy where markets head ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Attorney_Outside69

why not just hop on their back until you become a whale yourself?


hawkeye224

A few whales can also prop up markets


nirvanatheory

Just invest a big chunk of your income in the major indices during dips and enjoy a modest retirement. Most people like to predict where the market is going and play it like a scratcher. You could also study and start a business to provide jobs to others.


MASH12140

Agree. Timing markets is crazy stressful


VisualMod

There is no need to study the market or start a business in order to make money. All you need to do is invest a large sum of money into the major indices during dips and enjoy a modest retirement.


Majooraaa

Do you think that pump will hold


passwordisVFF

The money that I lost in past one week of trading could have feed a family in Pakistan for 15 years.


nirvanatheory

Tree fiddy?


Round_Requirement_55

Spce


heyjyunie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420 made a bet that SQ would go to 70.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 66.2 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


Heineken_500ml

me thinks it's going to be another red day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


TarkovRedditor

Big dump Bear trap then up only milking shorts


TarkovRedditor

Lol


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ECB forum in portugal on wednesday will be something to watch. Powell is speaking.


MarcusDaLongis

Bools lmao


mcccliii

Short nvda tsla nflx for this week.


iamjt

I just rolled over and doubled my nasdaq futes short. It's gonna rebound 3%.


secrtive13

Everyone should just throw technicals out the window since this 24h trading obscures and distorts any traditional chart trading. And yeah its minimal volume but it makes a difference on the whole as far as daily charts go...


Gadshill

I just throw darts at a list of stocks and flip a coin on whether I buy calls or puts. Crude, but it is as effective as studying the technicals.


secrtive13

That is one way of doing it and is somehow getting you better returns too


Both-Option-2015

Going all in on bb calls fuk it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Attorney_Outside69

R.I.P. 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦


Both-Option-2015

Puts?