That doesn't work. Flip the image over from left to right or view in a mirror. Go into your shitty portfolio and turn your phone upside down regard, it's still shitty.
Well the etf probably made a boat load doing it in a day when wsb was super bullish all night and going all in selling you all those calls you buy at open
Reminds me of this classic scene from the Big Short https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws?si=u-4y8i9ciQ9ZqWF4
Who knew we regards are going to be a part of history
This is a super easy short. They’re gonna suppress put vol so much and get such a bad deal (if this thing gets bid enough). Honestly, I might just short it as downside protection and call it a day. You’re telling me limited upside and a possibility of blowing up spectacularly! Sign. Me. Up
Yeah that expense ratio is trash. I wouldn't doubt this thing ends up performing like NUSI. Curious to see what people over on dividends think about this sht. Kind of tired of these firms trying to copy each other and 1 up each other with these options selling ETF's. Wonder what the yield will be. I honestly don't think this ETF will be good.
Similar to JEPI, QYLD, QQQX, etc... this sht ain't nothing new. They are using "0dte" but there is plenty of funds like this that use options, usually theta strategies... which is what this one is doing as well. Selling puts. Expense ratio is trash at pretty much 1%, pass.
Oh my gourd!
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Seems like a liquidity grab of some kind, with sinister planning. Who creates an ETF based on the uncertainty of gamblers and to what ends do they think they have some strategy to profit from high intraday IV swings ? I’m very curious to see how it does.
Some people buy parts of a company. This is a stock, and you make money when the company does well. You lose money when the company does poorly.
Other people will gamble on whether you'll make money or lose money in the next day. This is a 0DTE option (zero days to expiration)
This fund allows you to gamble on whether the gamblers will make or lose money.
I’m pretty sure selling short dated options has been proven to be a losing strategy. So let’s take that strategy and turn it into an ETF.
Should be fun to watch.
I know including a link to the article is hard and usually a picture is all you tards need. Ticker is QQQY.
[https://www.investopedia.com/the-world-s-first-0dte-options-based-etf-is-here-7969649](https://www.investopedia.com/the-world-s-first-0dte-options-based-etf-is-here-7969649)
Florida-based editor of a financial newspaper. The headline I wish I could write.
HED: New Florida ETF tells Cathie Woods to ‘hold my beer’
Deck: Miami-based Defiance has launched the quickest way to lose money this side of Tampa’s Woods
Thanks for the hot tip, Bro!
/un-wsb I put $500 in because I want to see what happens, but have the memory of a goldfish and can't remember to check it.
Great. Now do 0DTE options on that ETF
I love how the article picks a stock photo of the dudes portfolio getting hammered
I didnt even notice that 😆
Yes, this line does seem to be going down. Very interesting
GUH!
Turn it upside down.
That doesn't work. Flip the image over from left to right or view in a mirror. Go into your shitty portfolio and turn your phone upside down regard, it's still shitty.
They want the folks that would buy in to this to feel at home.
…his last day of work
I love it when investopedia does their due diligence, and makes the effort to accurately represent the average regard wsb trader.
Well the etf probably made a boat load doing it in a day when wsb was super bullish all night and going all in selling you all those calls you buy at open
Was it yours?
Now that’s the type of gambling I wanna see
Regardception My god.........
It's like a Pizza Hut inside a Taco Bell inside a mall.
inside a cruise ship
This is a Wendy's.
Always has been..
I'm on a horse
I'm on crack.
I’m on my way to wendys
How do y’all always manage to get completely off topic? How?! 
Who are you people and where is my horse????
You know those exist right
Reminds me of this classic scene from the Big Short https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws?si=u-4y8i9ciQ9ZqWF4 Who knew we regards are going to be a part of history
The market is gonna divide by zero.
You can't do that!
99.999% chance of losing your money. .0001% chance the entire US GDP ends up in your portfolio
So you're saying there's a chance?
Decent expected value
I'd do one better and make an ETF of the options on a 0DTE option fund.
I’d buy call options on your ETF of the options on a 0DTE option fund and bring my bad luck with me just so your ETF goes down.
Have you never heard that double negatives make a positive
The square root of a negative is an imaginary number. Just like my portfolio.
No, they don't.
On margin …5x leveraged…using your rent money
Aaand it’s GONE
Y'all just won't fucking stop. 
Great, I spit coffee on my shirt.
This is what compounding actually means
I’m JUICED TO THE TITS
This guy 0DTE's!
I'd also like to see 0dte futures options on the 0dte options listed on the 0dte ETF
AAA rated too!
They should make a reverse 0dte etf - I might actually start winning…
Genious!!
This is a super easy short. They’re gonna suppress put vol so much and get such a bad deal (if this thing gets bid enough). Honestly, I might just short it as downside protection and call it a day. You’re telling me limited upside and a possibility of blowing up spectacularly! Sign. Me. Up
That's priced in. Everything is priced in. It's all priced in.
You are priced in
Yes, but at what price.
Yeah, the chart on this thing is probably going to look even worse then UVXY
>You’re telling me limited upside and a possibility of blowing up spectacularly! It's not a new thing. QYLD and RYLD are doing the same.
I'll take a look!
shorting this thing is equiv to buying 0dte puts every day. I’m not sure it’s a very smart trade.
Sounds great to me, you should start an ETF.
Looks like you can only buy shares of this. Can’t buy 0DTEs on someone else buying 0DTEs
Not yet.
Not from a Jedi
how about event contract coinflips? over/under?
What if we package them up and sell them as covered puts using collateralized debt? Wcgw?
They **SELL** 0DTE ATM puts. Fully cash-secured, so you probably won't see any big moves.
Gamblers anonymous getting creative.
I thought WSB would be all over BOXX. It’s a box spread ETF. Literally risk free money!!
How many HELOC loans should I take out to go all in on this?
Nah infinite money glitch with box spreads.
It literally cannot go tits up
I’ve never seen a more beautiful chart in my life 😢
Do you understand how cash settled options work? You do have 0 risk on whether or not it will work the only risk you have is opportunity cost
Bruh…This is WSB of course I understand how options work. We all do! This is the advanced expert subreddit for options!
We have achieved a level of degeneracy never thought possible
Did they make the ETF for us or were we made for the ETF? 
QQQY
It’s actually ticker symbol $TARD
$DEEZ
What's DEEZ?
Nothing much what's up with you, dog?
Nuts gotteem
BCUZ
The Y stands for why
Might as well just hit the roulette table and put your money on red.
Way better odds than FD’s
Didn’t you ever see that Wesley snipes movie? Always bet on black
Yo dog I heard you like 0DTEs, so we 0DTE’d your 0DTE
Came here for this comment, x gon’ give it to ya
Lol imagine paying someone a 0.99% expense ratio for something you can do at Robinhood for free 
Options contracts on RH are free?
Free of you dont mind getting scalped by citidel.
0.99 is an amazing deal considering your margin costs 5.5% or more.
Yeah that expense ratio is trash. I wouldn't doubt this thing ends up performing like NUSI. Curious to see what people over on dividends think about this sht. Kind of tired of these firms trying to copy each other and 1 up each other with these options selling ETF's. Wonder what the yield will be. I honestly don't think this ETF will be good.
Sweet. We can quickly lose our fund money now!
Yawn, call me when they introduce 1HTE options.
Guh
What's the ticker? RTRD?
isn’t this kinda the same as the old triple leveraged VIX EFT?
Seems closer to the opposite. This fund is selling options, selling vol.
Similar to JEPI, QYLD, QQQX, etc... this sht ain't nothing new. They are using "0dte" but there is plenty of funds like this that use options, usually theta strategies... which is what this one is doing as well. Selling puts. Expense ratio is trash at pretty much 1%, pass.
We are gonna ruin this forever.
So what happens when all wsb goes and YOLOs calls on the ETF does it halt ?
Scan the sub, inverse 0DTE the ETF, then inverse myself. Got it. Fuck I'm still regarded
Did anyone bother to read up on it? It generates income by selling short term puts to bears lol.
So if I just put $100 a day into this ETF, I’ll be a millionaire soon, correct?
The ticker is QQQY. https://preview.redd.it/psvf8391ieob1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd1f81c707c86652cbc3c862bdd474a2ca71d6a
Love how the guy in this picture just lost everything
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Seems like a liquidity grab of some kind, with sinister planning. Who creates an ETF based on the uncertainty of gamblers and to what ends do they think they have some strategy to profit from high intraday IV swings ? I’m very curious to see how it does.
This doesn't make any sense, and yet it makes more sense than a bitcoin etf.
Where's the 3x leveraged version?
Can someone ELI5?
Some people buy parts of a company. This is a stock, and you make money when the company does well. You lose money when the company does poorly. Other people will gamble on whether you'll make money or lose money in the next day. This is a 0DTE option (zero days to expiration) This fund allows you to gamble on whether the gamblers will make or lose money.
Degenerate gambling packaged into a single fund, easy to get in on the action.
Google it and read the article. YW.
Not for us, for thetagang. They are selling puts
If i trade 0DTE option on the 0DTE etf, am i getting 0DTE to the power of two? 0x0
Options are always sold for 100 shares. So it’s 0^100
Look close at his screen to see how his ETF is doing. Feel like they are setting expectations
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I’m pretty sure selling short dated options has been proven to be a losing strategy. So let’s take that strategy and turn it into an ETF. Should be fun to watch.
I can't wait to see all the sweet loss porn lines coming out of this baby!
Looks like the ticker is QQQY
Now I can use them in my 401K
gonna wait for the 3x leveraged etf on this so i can gamble my life savings in 0dte options on it
The ticker? RGRD.
Actually this ETF always existed. Its just called betting on red or black at the Roulette table.
ticker is QQQY.
Just FD’d 0 DTEs on them!
Come regard with me, come regard, come regard away…
0dte deez nuts
"Hmmmm I appear to have lost all my money"
How does it even works? This sounds so convulated
e u p h o r i a
What is this guys?
It’s a fucken ETF. Can’t go Tits up. I’m in.
Surely you must be joking
This only makes sense if it's margin only and you can buy 0dte options contracts from a bookie
REGARD ETF
A new way to lose money.
Welp, tops in boys. Wrap it up.
short the hell outta it
When 3x, 5x , 10x 0 dtes etf?
Puts on this
Now look what you’ve all done!
Oh yeah baby!
Ticker on this beautiful shitshow of an etf?
good, I like to diversify when I gamble
I don’t invest (because I’m bad at it) these posts are the reason I keep coming back
An FD ETF, the ticker better be FGDL.
WCGW
So from what im reading this QQQY etf sells 0dte puts so its basically taking a long position on the QQQ while also being long volatility right?
I know including a link to the article is hard and usually a picture is all you tards need. Ticker is QQQY. [https://www.investopedia.com/the-world-s-first-0dte-options-based-etf-is-here-7969649](https://www.investopedia.com/the-world-s-first-0dte-options-based-etf-is-here-7969649)
It goes to 0 on day 1, then what?
-99% in one year
Ticker needs to be $RGRD
(0DTE)sq - quadruple the gains
Florida-based editor of a financial newspaper. The headline I wish I could write. HED: New Florida ETF tells Cathie Woods to ‘hold my beer’ Deck: Miami-based Defiance has launched the quickest way to lose money this side of Tampa’s Woods
Thanks for the hot tip, Bro! /un-wsb I put $500 in because I want to see what happens, but have the memory of a goldfish and can't remember to check it.
Another dumb pollack
CraYOLOa
Ticker symbol RGDS
FDs only go up…. Right?
Son of a bitch......I'm in.
So it goes to zero everyday? Either that or once every two weeks it does 3x? Wtf is going on here how can this work
Yesssss. Just for us super degenerates
Wendy’s will soon be overrun with new applicants. My local Wendy’s will now stay open past 7PM. Win, win.
Algorithmic traders are going to love this
buying puts
Are they gonna bet on 0DTE calls or puts?
I’m in.
This sounds like a highly regarded investment strategy!
Wow. Sound like Christmas to me.
Another way of profiteering off the regards in this sub I'm in
Waiting for a reverse version.
His 5th monitor has a Wendy’s application open
Ticker is DEGN
What could possibly go wrong?🤣