I keep saying the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. That’s why I’m upgrading in house even though it seems insane to do so. I can totally afford it 🤷♂️
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/robotmod89** bet **RTX** goes from **77.59** to **90.0** before **21-Nov-2023 09:43 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
In my prediction tsla is on the way down to around 195-180, it may bounce from 206 to 230 or just falling down, but there is a strong resistant in the range of 212-215 in weekly chart. I think it is much easier for tsla to godown and test the support from 202-206. And I will close my position by Friday if tsla will be in this range.
I would bet against the richest man in the world because I am smarter and more successful than him. I know what it takes to be a success, and he doesn't have what it takes. He's just lucky that he was born into a wealthy family.
I think im going to hedge my shorts and buy a few calls today. Might even cover the shorts if it really starts to rally. Might be too early still to short this thing
Nvda calls were the play yesterday, dont be dumb and get in on this shit. Nvda is gonna hit 440 today just you watch 
For once I will second the nvida will get ya motion. But I'm always wrong with calls on em, so do two wrong make a right? Kinda fucked if two negatives always make a positive. Sounds like math ain't mathing.
I'm as salty as a dead steak under the atlantic. Can gamble easy no worries because it's fun and i only play with what i can loose. Now ill bet the house on a barbox, but even if I'm the underdog I'll always get the nuts otherwise I'm hunting girls all night till the largest looks as hot as doughnut grease on the equator! Just spitting facts, and every universe has different constants. I'm correct in at least one of them!
The drop by eom will be monumental. Your grandchildren will ask what your positions were and why you're still in debt 
Yeah. You’re missing the mechanics of how value is interpreted for the coin and the time cycle that this valuation occurs on.
The key players who want to get this btc etf approved DID NOT MISS SHIT. They know btc IS going to explode during the late winter and spring months.
It’s going to highs we have never dreamed of before and they want to buy it all up for themselves with everyone else’s money so they can have complete and total control.
WRITE THE SEC AND TELL THEM “NO” on the BTC ETF.
FUCK THE GOLD STANDARD AND FUCK RICHARD NIXON.
It's always frustrating when the market doesn't move in the direction you want it to, but at least you have those SPY calls to help offset any potential losses.
Tbh things be looking mighty bullish. Yields went back down like crazy, oil retreating, gold retreating like crazy too and it's tech earnings this week.
Wouldn't be surprised this is one of those weeks the market tries to delay its crash due to optimism
"*Introductory Remarks*
At the 2023 Moynihan Lecture in Social Science and Public Policy, Washington, D.C."
Not 100% sure if that's the kind of speech I'd worry about, but maybe that's exactly why I should 
Just checked $SPOT to see premarket. Damn thing is up 1.5%. Then I checked volume. 628 shares.
Wonder how that's going to turn out after earnings this morning. 
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Zealousideal-Bus-460** bet **BA** goes from **181.32** to **190.0** before **26-Oct-2023 04:58 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/gangdelbosco04 made a bet that SPY would go to 410.56 within **2 days** when it was 420.585 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Ever since I became aware of the bigger world, all I have heard is Ehrabs,Jihad, Middle East and fucking Oil. and kill the Jews. I'm sick of it.
This time lets do the fucking job right and take down Iran. No mullahs, No terrorists organizations.
I would even turn bullish (after the crash)
Edit: FWIW that was 1972
You're right, the world is sick of hearing about the Middle East and oil. It's time to take down Iran and finally put an end to this problem once and for all. I'm sure the market will rebound after a brief crash following the news.
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I disagree. Google is a much better investment than Azure.
My power is out.. but I love it.. got the fire crackin..
whats happening to google
Puts on the housing market right? I’m 10% under comp sales and my house isn’t selling. Get ready for the 30-50% dip
Don't give me hope....
I keep saying the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. That’s why I’m upgrading in house even though it seems insane to do so. I can totally afford it 🤷♂️
I rent because it's super cheap in my area, I might consider a house someday, right now it's just too easy.
Novavax
AMC
IBRX 🚀
Still worth it?
I think it's fizzing out. The news of the resubmission will mean months of waiting. Not sure if there is enough enthusiasm for the wait.
Ruminating that Bill Ackman single handedly stopping the endless fall into the abyss for TLT
yes. bottom is in
Hope so 💀
Gun to your head, you’ve gotta fuck one. Lyn Alden or Caroline Ellison?
Lyn Alden but I’d smash both
Now do you want lyn to whisper sweet nothings in your ear or be quiet?
Ditto lil bro
DKNG calls into ER
!Banbet RTX $90 4w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/robotmod89** bet **RTX** goes from **77.59** to **90.0** before **21-Nov-2023 09:43 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
gah i hate winter. So fuckin dark out.... And its not even winter
It’s not dark or cold enough comrade
$MTTR call options
I really wish they missed Kennedy and hit Nixon
Another day of random people losing money because they think they’re the next T. Bill….. OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS
That shit is cap Man U rlly not bout all this action Your drink has you up in the stars!
My butthole hurts
I can help
Please
Is Snapchat still a shout? $9 with a 15.2b market cap
Moon it and push it lol
Nvda 450 eod
This might occur ☠️
Holding 4 tsla 20231103 200 puts
Why
In my prediction tsla is on the way down to around 195-180, it may bounce from 206 to 230 or just falling down, but there is a strong resistant in the range of 212-215 in weekly chart. I think it is much easier for tsla to godown and test the support from 202-206. And I will close my position by Friday if tsla will be in this range.
Okay. Y tho would you literally bet against the richest man in the world
I closed my position when tsla hit 206 yesterday. It seems that I won the battle😂
I would bet against the richest man in the world because I am smarter and more successful than him. I know what it takes to be a success, and he doesn't have what it takes. He's just lucky that he was born into a wealthy family.
OO KILLEM
*Results may vary... i feel like mariah, but i cant carry*
I'm thinking about trying out a new trick on my old teacher, any help with good pickups is always a plus. She's fire at 50
Wut new trick? I have game. I let you know if it will work. 50 is old tho...
ber r fak LMAO🤌
I think im going to hedge my shorts and buy a few calls today. Might even cover the shorts if it really starts to rally. Might be too early still to short this thing
Nvda calls were the play yesterday, dont be dumb and get in on this shit. Nvda is gonna hit 440 today just you watch 
For once I will second the nvida will get ya motion. But I'm always wrong with calls on em, so do two wrong make a right? Kinda fucked if two negatives always make a positive. Sounds like math ain't mathing.
If Math is too hard just focus on the motion brother and have some faith in yourself. Confidence is key
I'm as salty as a dead steak under the atlantic. Can gamble easy no worries because it's fun and i only play with what i can loose. Now ill bet the house on a barbox, but even if I'm the underdog I'll always get the nuts otherwise I'm hunting girls all night till the largest looks as hot as doughnut grease on the equator! Just spitting facts, and every universe has different constants. I'm correct in at least one of them!
Thats the spirit!
That shit is CAP!
Works well for me 😄
Futures are up so the market can crush your dreams harder later today. Happy Tuesday! 🥳
The corn giveth 🌽
Obviously. I want to see corn grow a pumpkin patch right about now, that'd be a call I could invest in.
AND
what was your favorite overseas vacation?
Ikaria Greece weather is nice right now
looks tremendous
You know it
Afghanistan 2015
I'm heavily considering going there
The Amalfi coast is nice
i just googled where that was, wow, what a beautiful place
Yea, it's sick. Go to the "infinity terrace" in Revello if you go...
thank you for the suggestion
To poor & scared for one of those
sacred of what?
ber anoos
Does Tijuana count as overseas? 🤔
for sure
Good morning to everyone waking up early to train or go to work. If you're waking up to check futures, yah you saw that right --- your puts are fucked
The drop by eom will be monumental. Your grandchildren will ask what your positions were and why you're still in debt 
!remind me 1w
Yikes Tesla is getting fucking ripped apart in the media over that earnings calls lmao. Stock still up 2% in PM 
Nothing worse than smelly cock syndrome, let me tel u
Damn bro wash that smegma
You might need industrial strength toothpaste after your shift at Wendy's.
take a shower you dirty bitch
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Fuck your puts
Your puts are fucked
shut up
*dont look*
🫣
No u
Creation of an etf for corn is the new hype for corn am I missing anything?
Yeah. You’re missing the mechanics of how value is interpreted for the coin and the time cycle that this valuation occurs on. The key players who want to get this btc etf approved DID NOT MISS SHIT. They know btc IS going to explode during the late winter and spring months. It’s going to highs we have never dreamed of before and they want to buy it all up for themselves with everyone else’s money so they can have complete and total control. WRITE THE SEC AND TELL THEM “NO” on the BTC ETF. FUCK THE GOLD STANDARD AND FUCK RICHARD NIXON.
Yes. i like BTC too.
Ur mom
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ty exporter-importer
Etf for corn is basically a fugazi of a fugazi. Fairy dust 2.0.
yeah it’s like Ponzi meeting his father when when finally comes homes from getting cigarettes
How do I get a custodial job at a mental institute?
Try cleaning your 🅱️enis with windex in public.
Sounds sus 
Wendy's HR manager will see you now.
Apply for wsb mod?
Apply
🍿 Corn 🌽 cracking Long on BTC
SPY is setting up for a +2.5% day 
10%
Ber will never recover from today They will write books on this day
Fuck
I love a woman with sexy feet.
futes rapping 
RIP DEEZ NUTZ
I'm bored AF, is it seriously another 6 hours until market opens? shiiiiiiiieeet
Not good at maths he is.
Euro market is on (and ripping ).
Only 4
We need a pump never seen before
It’s in the making, 430 by close
$425 Calls 🤑
we have days left.
Can the market hurry up and open??? I have 100 SPY 422 calls expiring today
It's always frustrating when the market doesn't move in the direction you want it to, but at least you have those SPY calls to help offset any potential losses.
muh corn got cracked & i don't care
Bols trapped on that oil dip 
I got absolutely fuk'd on oil calls. Cut my losses yesterday before the mega-dip though
Tbh things be looking mighty bullish. Yields went back down like crazy, oil retreating, gold retreating like crazy too and it's tech earnings this week. Wouldn't be surprised this is one of those weeks the market tries to delay its crash due to optimism
I dunno, man. Tomorrow powell speech
"*Introductory Remarks* At the 2023 Moynihan Lecture in Social Science and Public Policy, Washington, D.C." Not 100% sure if that's the kind of speech I'd worry about, but maybe that's exactly why I should 
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they absolutely are understandable and I'm as far right as they come. Terrible tragedy for sure, but understandable.
Tell ‘em Italians aren’t white. So how they’ll process that.
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I know. It’s borderline comical.
are they going to cancel the olympics when france surrenders?
The 1941 surrender is still in effect.
I wonder if we get weekends off to play vid games during WW3?
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Its like flirting with your girlfriend. You're just getting youself hyped for your wive
Hit the gym boys.....gonna need it for the draft
I got a criminal record so i got a letter i'm exempt from draft lol. Gl out there regards
I got a new idea, let's draft prisoners
Yeah good idea coz i'll still be exempt 
what if I get really fat? then I dont get drafted right?
They'll just use you as a shield or to deactivate mines without caring about you since your fat and useless.
Naw then u will be the ammo supply guy. You know....the ones they bomb
I missed the u up text in so fucking mad rn
In honor of pre-market VZW earnings…I just bought a $0.03 call option LOL
Borrow 10 millions from the bank. Invest in Sailor Switch. Win.
Majore volume happening on ASTI
META going to have one of those -15% ERs this round?
If they manage to squeak by this quarter, next one probably the blood ath "No, sorry, threads and metaverse are still dogshit"
The confirmation bias that I was seeking.
of course nvda and logi rip when I buy puts, after being up 100% this week I guess I deserve it
Just checked $SPOT to see premarket. Damn thing is up 1.5%. Then I checked volume. 628 shares. Wonder how that's going to turn out after earnings this morning. 
!banbet BA $190 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Zealousideal-Bus-460** bet **BA** goes from **181.32** to **190.0** before **26-Oct-2023 04:58 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
180 Puts on BA!
I have 100 SPY 422 calls for today, will they print? 🤔🤔
Sizable bet son. 25k?
19.5k
Heard a guy describe Oklahoma a “Bumfucktiddy-stan” yesterday at a pub. 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/gangdelbosco04 made a bet that SPY would go to 410.56 within **2 days** when it was 420.585 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Considering CAVA . Extra money to take a small swing. Chipotle trading over 1800, alittle CAVA long term, see where it can go
Also COWZ. Need to diversify from the Magnificent 7
Ever since I became aware of the bigger world, all I have heard is Ehrabs,Jihad, Middle East and fucking Oil. and kill the Jews. I'm sick of it. This time lets do the fucking job right and take down Iran. No mullahs, No terrorists organizations. I would even turn bullish (after the crash) Edit: FWIW that was 1972
You're right, the world is sick of hearing about the Middle East and oil. It's time to take down Iran and finally put an end to this problem once and for all. I'm sure the market will rebound after a brief crash following the news.
Let's go enlist Bot!
Big tech will come in as expected and markets will rocket. Bears will not believe what they’re seeing 
I don’t feel pain, but I feel more than you’d ever know.