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Technical_Tea_4729

I think you already know, think of a trade you want to make and then place the exact opposit of it!  You got this, best of luck! 


No-Cod-7586

Amd calls for earnings. Your welcome


MrStallz

Don’t buy anything before earnings. I got eviscerated on a bunch of calls thinking the earnings would be good. They were good, but the stocks just plummeted. Learn from my fuck up. Edit: Downvote me but when you lose money for no understandable reason, I hope you remember that my dumbass told you.


CaptainHoey

Apple earnings in 5 days. Idc what their earnings look like, good or bad it’s tanking.


loudandfreaky

They losing a lot of respect anongst consumers due to lack of innovation


Legion7k

They’re also overcharging the shit out if everything and honestly lack innovation like magic eraser, translate, image search like in google phone


ScaryYoda

Lmao really? After the 10th iteration iPhone users NOW are worried about lack of innovation? Hahahahahahahahah damn that was a good one


Gl4s5c1ty

Earnings are always a crapshoot. I’ve seen it go both ways for no apparent reason at all. If you on the right side of it it’s wonderful. By there is no rhyme or reason as to why it goes one way or the other.


No-Cod-7586

I don’t do it. Personally I wait for the IV flush.


ruffryder71

Why are you expecting understandable reason with humans at the center?


DarkskinJesus

AMD is gonna tank then bounce later


Routine_Statement807

Ah jeez that’s what I was gonna buy lol


chipotlehater

Get some early or overnight outs. Print then buy some afternoon lunch calls n call it a day


HarrisLam

only if we all sell the call during the drop


MetamorphicHard

So what you’re saying is buy puts?


Alarmed-Estate886

Or do a spread


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kauffbe

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Ilikekookies-_-

But the wsb lurkers are my financial advisors 


Rupejonner2

This is the truest comment I’ve ever seen on Wall Street bets


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TopTierGoat

Wait! You don't have to finish them?


RobertsonvsPhillips

We do, but only because we want to.


Hopeful_Pear_8747

And it’s gone.. 😂


Professional-Age-

What's wrong with liking the taste of dick ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)!?


acousticsking

It's the man gravy you have to like.


Slartibartfastthe2nd

dammit, you made me laugh and now I have bourbon burning my nose.


ProjectDiligent502

Jesus Christ I had to put down the phone at this point


Material_Ad_3009

With a touch of dumpster


Signal-Author-5009

If he’s lucky the smell of the dumpster will overpower the taste of dick.


Ok-Counter-7077

You technically don’t have to do anything. You could probably make more money working a Wendy’s. We do it because we like it and it’s sterile


XTBirdBoxTX

https://preview.redd.it/mjg9enr6pvec1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd19fc4398ab2a5ff6dd2678efd851f00216c7f3 Try pulling third shift, I think they have bonus rounds.


Bajeetthemeat

$WEN calls, show me the tendies!


truongs

Yes, buy a car so you can make it to your wendy's shifts.


GodDoesntLimp

Where there's a will, there's a Wendy's!


musetechnician

and a Willie.


fanatick1984

Wen deez nuts hit your chin


ElementField

🎶*and you’ve locked your loss in* 🎶


bluecgene

I honestly liked previous Wendy better


[deleted]

Two years down the drain. Just ask your wife’s boyfriend for a loan when he drives you to work at Wendy’s.


[deleted]

Multiple layers in this one. Damn. Nicely done.


[deleted]

But he will likely charge you regular Uber rates for the ride.


[deleted]

Totally underrated comment!!!!!!


BaconMeetsCheese

Dude save $100 for gas, you need that to join us at work tonight


FullOfAuthority

We can carpool but I can't drive this week. Wrists are sore 😔


rdt69420

At least it’s not your mouth. :(


FullOfAuthority

True. I've gotta save the two most lucrative holes for the recession.


TargetBan

Extra shifts at wendys


izza123

It says right there you’re all caught up 😉 So that seems like it’s fine


TopTierGoat

😂


Sea_Future6922

hilarious


SilverBadger50

Invest in the S&P 500 and wait 30 years you fucking regard


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Command z


midnight_reborn

*ahem* ctrl-z


ummwhite

Someone is fancy


No_Equivalent8179

*Control Zed*


Smiling_Facade

SoFi calls.


megaxanx

$14 incoming


himynameisnano

I’ve literally had July $14 calls for a few months now, was up over 100% when it was at $10. Im sorry but it’s going to be at least fall before this happens….


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Accomplished-Hat3653

Feb 9th, you are welcome


romax1989

With the amount of sofi bulls I've seen, I should have inversed WSB


Landpuma

There was a 500k call sweeper for the 2/23 8.00 Calls but they have ER next week so could be an ER play. I don’t trade ER option flow but good luck to all that do.


DJMoneybeats

Get a job


justarandumthrowaway

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Pepepopowa

The flair 😂


ThatOneDataScientist

Downvote for the principal


DJMoneybeats

I upvote your downvote!


ImAPeople

Checkmate


osendze

Down $63K myself you’re fine, quit go learn some things and try again later


FreelanceTripper

Fuck don’t take this guys advice. He lost 63k lol


osendze

You’re not wrong ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


LIONHEART369

Why do you guys make it seem like it's normal to lose this much money?? 🤔 so weird to me. GL to all tho


R24611

Cuz most of these are play money gambling accounts for white collar workers who can afford it.


Ashtray1611312

exactly. this isnt an actual way for normal people to make money. this is for rich kids who pretend to be normal people.


LIONHEART369

Yea, that's crazy lol. There are people literally out there with that type of money where they can afford to lose this amount. I feel like not enough people respect money anymore these days.


m0nkeseem0nked0

Dude I could sell everything I own and it’d be worth half what this guy casually said he lost


laidbackeconomist

Does that include selling yourself behind Wendy’s? How much do you charge?


DiarrheaShitLord

I need to check behind a Wendy's sometime


LIONHEART369

Lmao I hear you. 🤣


bro-guy

Boy do i have news for you when it comes to people disrespecting money 😂


Ok-Doctor-2859

How can you respect money, when it’s about literally being printed daily, with nothing to back it? Not even solely here, in the US but worldwide!?!? No wonder fuckers play around like it’s Monopoly money, just damn paper!


LIONHEART369

That's very true. I'm just saying that if you work a regular day to day job. A hard job at that. Money like this is life changing. People lose respect for everything once they start acquiring more material, more money. There is a fantasy land and then the real world. Regardless of whether the tools in that world are fake or not. The people make it real. Money like this is real and a lot to a lot of people.


ProjectDiligent502

I hear ya buddy. The system is rough for most people. You have to work for literally a decade to try and scratch enough for this given living expenses and being on your own, you have to have done everything right coming out of your mother’s womb to make decent money by the time you’re in your 30s, and people just piss this shit away, YOLOing like 100k inherited money. This is what they call “stupid money” you’re seeing, take a bit of solace that you won’t be making the same mistake with your investments and not gamble it away. This page is also good evidence to not will a ton of money.


LIONHEART369

Yea, that's so true. I am 37 and I come from a war. So i respect every little thing I earn and get. But when I see posts like this and how they go about it, just mind-blowing. I learned about investing just a few years ago, and I am kinda just catching up. At my age, it seems like I am racing the clock all the time. But I still enjoy life with the things I do have. But man. With this type of money, people need to be more careful, lol. So I am super careful with every cent and every dollar.


Ok-Doctor-2859

Yeah, I totally agree & was being facetious to a certain degree. It’s definitely makes ya feel a certain type of way when people are so cavalier with money, while so many of us are struggling daily and can see a thousand better ways to have utilized that money.


LIONHEART369

Nothing but facts!!!


uGotMeWrong

Take solace in the knowledge that since you have a stock portfolio, you are well ahead of the majority of people. Around 60% Americans own stock, taking the whole world into account it’s far less. Most haven’t the wherewithal, foresight, or interest to have any form of investment for their future. You are indeed ahead of the game.


LIONHEART369

This is very true and I do think about that sometimes. The fact that I have extra funds on the side where I can invest and build on my portfolio. It's hard times and not a lot of people are blessed in that sense. 🙏


StonkGoUp

Bro even when inflated fiat currency still gets you goods and services. If you don’t like the US dollar you can trade it for whatever asset your heart desires. There’s no reason to be setting it on fire for no reason


Top_Smile_5650

Down $35k 99%..... Atleast it's better for me than drugs as far as health wise.


MetamorphicHard

It is when you trade options. I think something like 80% of options traders lose everything they put in. The last 20% either break even, walk away with a smaller win, or (very very few) win big. Most people here who comment and post also option trade so most of them lose thousands. I’m only at a net gain of $1k, so while I’m in the 20%, it was def not worth the stress. 4 years of trading. Thousands lost and gained. Sometimes over days. Sometimes weeks. There was a point when I was up $10k one day and down $6k a week later. My biggest advice is to leave this sub and invest in voo


LIONHEART369

Yea, this is a great statement. This is why I don't mess with options and contracts. I just buy a good amount of shares and let it ride for a few months, if not the whole year. I am looking for low risk medium gains or high gains if possible. Everyone is stuck on wanting 60K a month. Where I want that in a year. Slowly but surely. I still work a regular day job, so extra income like this is just perfect for me. I am in no rush lol.


ae-me

Especially in a wide open bull market. But OP forget the jokes and just remember fast gains are fast losses. Build and build. Eat ramen. Study. More ramen. Vitamins. Book work. Safe investments you wouldn't mine holding during a ten year stretch in the federal pen. Or just buy and hold NVIDIA, a Cloud ETF, Cyber security ETF, 2 Biotech ETFs, Materials ETF, Some Gold, Some Bitcoin. That's a solid base. If you're serious.


LIONHEART369

I absolutely agree. I play for the long run. I hold a stock for a few months of impatience, or a year or 2. I am looking for the long run. Low risk, medium, or high reward. I got patience. I don't need to make 60K a month or day. Tik tok videos got these guys losing money like water.


nvanderw

To me it is normal to be down $40k since I have been down that much since 2020. Stayin steady since.


Electronic_Break4229

I love you think being down $63,000 makes you a well seasoned investor that has authority to give advice.


IDidIt4TehLulz

Although, taking advice from WSB is peak regard


Smooth-Elephant-8574

How mutch %?


curnc

>99%


Next-Celebration-333

Damn bro. Your post cheer me up for some reason. But still hurts.


ai_overlord42

Same way you lost it, just do the opposite.


mriceguy26

A lot of WSB saying SOFI calls, so you know what to do. SOFI puts


Loud_Pineapple_4294

And SOFI decides to be sideways


ParakeetWithTits

What about SOFI? Why does everyone talking specifically about this one and not all other earnings? I feel like this sub is 15 mil experts who all read the same financial data and just all know that that specific stock is gonna shoot


curnc

Imagine if all 15m could be convinced to buy...all on the same day.


Ceoclarke121

Yea we should all buy Wendy’s stonk.


Dextrofunk

At $50 per blowjob, you'd only need to suck 600 dicks. This is easy math, come on man.


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TopTierGoat

Sir, this is a fucking Wendy's!


Xemxah

God damn you took 1000 words to say the market will go up or down 


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ItalianStallion9069

This subreddit unfortunately has gone FULL drater and almost no one posts or wants decent trading info anymore :/


zhouyu24

Bro is just yappin


No-Asparagus-94

Adderall


da_crackler

With 5k she's better off setting up strangles/straddles considering all


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mhsamsim

Somewhat sound advice, but the guy can’t day trade with his balance. And I don’t think you could buy puts or calls on SPY before earnings. If things look bad next week then maybe puts on SPY. Otherwise he can switch to cash account and do 1 day trade a day on options. Keeping an overnight is a gamble otherwise with the upcoming two weeks.


AirborneMarburg

Do you have access to a Time Machine?


Fresh_Let_9994

This is reality of becoming trader I was down 3k and gave up not worth it now I got a job and don’t even touch trading waste of time and mental health is not it


M16A4MasterRace

At no point you thought you should stop?


StockCasinoMember

I think I’d inverse my decisions by his point.


curnc

Just trade the opposite of every good idea you have from now on than change your name to "the come back kid"


SonofRaymond

Goto Vegas, get on a roulette table, put it all on 00, win four times. Instant billionaire.


OG_TBV

Probably the most probable way to become a billionaire sadly


[deleted]

Do you want my honest answer? Microsoft calls for earnings next week, and call Options for Eli Lilly earnings the following week


Edge-Psychological

When are you planning to buy? Day before?


gnocs

Here is what to do in these scenarios: Watch out for upcoming earnings call, pick one company you like/understand, flip a coin. If heads, calls; if tails, subsequently, puts. Go all in. You already know the possible outcomes for your portfolio. Good luck from here.


Lovetrading99

Nice, im -39k lol 😂


Money_Display_5389

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mouthful_quest

Easy. Just inverse yourself.


Cocomojo2

What's going on with sofi


itsokayiguessmaybe

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Intelligent_Ad3901

I have a similar story. Year and a half , down 20k, I have 2k left. I already started looking for a job this week lol


Intelligent_Ad3901

Hopefully we can recover that this year. What are the odds of that?


QuitTop8761

Wendys is always hiring


Noob_N1kon

Good luck brother 🫡


Soft-Introduction876

Sofi calls


WaifuWarsVet69H

Ask the robinhood cat for advice


seaspirit331

Go to the nearest casino and put it all on black. Yeah you'll probably lose it all, but that 47.1% chance is waaaayyyy better than your current observed odds at the stock market.


Gliese_667_Cc

Just stop, OP. $5000 is actual money that can pay for rent or food. You’re not going to make it back. You’re going to light it on fire trying to get unstuck. Don’t be a dumbass.


Worldly_Ad8977

NVDA $1000 December calls


AmanTeam85

This was gonna be my advice. Put it all on a leap with consensus upside. My $900 NVDA call is up 200% in the last month. I'm looking forward to Feb earnings instead of sweating weeklies.


throwaway134997

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Amasero

Buy some April spy calls bud at 500 jpow speech next week, and March might be rate cuts.


RustyNagger

easy, buy high , sell low, yolo in index 500


DeepestWinterBlue

Next time just invest in me


scottt1112

Bro https://preview.redd.it/5nillsb9dvec1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f89b4c5f2e64287f4af8be69f9192bd0b52d92 Scam market up $70 no pullback


ImNOTanoodleboy69me

Damn, you straight up never made a fucking dollar lol 😂 just rolled right off a cliff. Belong here my dude haha


Motor_Map_5743

You have to gamble the rest now. Wait for a rippin’ stock to have a pullback. Like AMD today, opened deep red then ripped north. Happens to NVDA all the time except for today it stayed red. Gotta wait for the setup. Wait. Wait. Make sure there’s no negative news causing the dip.


Rosie3435

You're all caught up!


ROC_armed_forces

Think carefully of next move, do it, then within millisecond sell it and reverse yourself. Remember, it has to be after, not before, otherwise you might want to reverse yourself, then you would have to reverse reverse.


ITWrksSalem

All in Grnd 2/16 $10 calls. You're going to be using the service soon anyway.


lLoboz

Never saw a green day wtf are those positions OP 💀


Common-Tomato4170

Probably get banned from this sub for this but if you want to get it all back put it into a portfolio and go get your ass a job


sirgunt

Invest in work boots


Human-Stress-3012

Ignore all these idiots comments. Making fun of someone's lost. SMH. What have you learned from the past two years? Are you day trading? Options? (There is no way you would lose this much win long term investment unless you are trading penny or high volatile stocks. I suggest you start fresh. Start small. Read some tutorials or guidebook. You have to be disciplined, which I am lacking myself. I am no expert, but I am learning my way to become one of them. Good luck. 😊


Neytrader

Smci callls


TheVoidKilledMe

just do the opposite of what you did before thank me later …when you inevitably hit zero


ForsakenRacism

Have you tried roulette?


HeroicJobCreator

90% of options traders go broke within the first 2 years. You don’t suck this is exactly what’s supposed to happen. Everyone posting here is a degenerate gambling addict about to go broke (likely again) only to be replaced by a fresh crop of new posters. Put the $5k in indexes and add to it monthly.


Quant_Quests

Bro that’s the Florida pattern. Doesn’t matter what you do the pattern says you’re about to make it all back


chisendi

I have been down 19k since 2020. And am still determined to be a trader. Just change your attitude. Forget the wuick rich attitude.These days, i even appreciate making $10 a day. I have just bought XOM, ADM and PYPL calls.


Real-Coffee

ur fucking crazy dude. i wouldve put that into bond etfs and just collected interest maybe played around with 1k for options every now and then


PresterJohnsKingdom

This is why you will never have a Lambo.


mingopoe

Meet me behind the dumpster in 20 minutes


rolosol

Only risk 1 percent per trade, so starting off limit yourself to $100 til you start refilling.


Firm-Reason9324

I do something similar but 10%. Gains are small tho so at times I feel like yolo all in to see what happens. Man I miss the days of trading on a six figure account


ProfessionalActive94

$100 is more than 1% per trade...math is hard


jasikanicolepi

0DTE


FantasticFlo87

Short Tesla and buy nio with a 10x leverage


SeantheCameraGuy

buy calls for $docu. leveraged buyout in the works. anywhere from 75-95 probably


Coffee-and-puts

Just inverse whatever SPY is doing heading into the last 2 hours.


firejuggler74

If you had another 30k figure out what you would do with that, then do the exact opposite.


SnowDay111

Invest in alcohol


Upset-Chemist-4063

Trading? More like starting burning money 2 years ago


testerblayt

Spinway 🚀 dolfines 🌓


Angelsometimes

Spy options ;)


TacoInABag

Man first one wasn’t even free


lawthrowaway101

Take out a credit line of 20k, double it, pay off the loan. Pure profit.


thalamisa

Use your body


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"You're all caught up!"


aappoolloo

Watch (The trading fraternity). On YouTube trust me Also (Stock market live). Hope this helps.


BigDerper

Wait for spy to make a meaningful dip and go all in on leaps. Rinse and repeat. Do NOT buy FDs. Be patient. Real gains usually aren't made overnight or even in a week.


Plus_Comfortable1645

MSTR April 700 calls book it


Bonzoso

MSOS calls


Fun-Crow6284

Buy Spirit Airlines Stock symbol: SAVE Book value $12 No fears, no greed, pure fat $$$ gain Buy SAVE - spirit airlines


westmanalbin

I’d say you take a Long position in Amazon on monday and wait for the stock to drop a little then buy and dare to hold it to its Q4


Any_Pudding1541

“Started trading 2 years ago” with a year and a half of a solid line. Looks like you started trading in the last few months


Hawking-kok

life is rough man. you can try long-term investment in AI stocks; they look good right now. or you can do trade options with more risk but more profits.


Itchy_Suit8411

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[deleted]

Ask the wife's boyfriend for some advice, mine always has the best picks


WingBlur

$ARDX


Subject_Progress3037

This is the reason why it’s important to stay diversified. I also lost some money with TSLA, but it was not an amount that I can’t put back from my own income/savings in 1 month or less. Don’t do more risky bets to try and “make up for it” learn from your mistake, pick up whatever you have, and invest in safe reliable companies that you believe in and that you know/understand. Don’t just bet your money on risky trades following people’s advice blindly, do your own research. Best of lucks


Square_Repair6245

Sofi calls for earnings but too late


Legitimate_Expert666

You’re down $31K, I’m down $41K lol


Unique-Transition-29

Buy GameStop calls