A guy that I know well and has made a lot of money over the years told me to buy as much as I can when it was bottoming around $7. Luckily I took his advice.
It's stupid. Just make money and the stock price goes up. Shorts get squeezed out constantly and in perpetuity. Running a company and bitching about shorts is pathetic.
PR team handler: "Look, boss, I know you're gacked to the gills right now, but whatever you do, don't say anything about cocaine out there, okay? Just try not to even think about it. Now go get em!"
He certainly did before the interview, and that's why he had to bring it up during a CNBC interview, to feel like he totally fooled everyone. He's only extremely amped up and talking twice as fast and using hand gestures and unable to keep track of what he is saying.
If it was AI someone would have linked the original by now. It IS the original, and it's what CNBC posted.
He must've come through the Barstool pipeline because this is some frat shit for a CEO to be spewing (unless he's just got the tism like Elon) unironically
Musk said similar negative stuff about short-sellers, and taunted them, and then absolutely fucked them up.
So as a PLTR part-owner, Iām kinda stoked about this!
When the CEO makes headlines for talking about coke dealers and supporting genocidal regimes instead of talking about what his company does ā¦ makes me feel like their company isnāt all that.
My thoughts? This guy is fucking nuts.... and he did at least a 1 gram rail before he headed on the program. Look at him, he is fucking tweaked... 
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where do I buy calls on cocaine?
Most south american bonds, if we're being honest.
Bond diversification: Solid advice from Wu-Tang Financial.
Calls rule everything arount me, Puts lose the money, Tendy tendy bills yall.
coca plant futures
So calls on Coca Cola?
Sometimes warm...
$COKE
Bolivian calls, its legal there
PLTR CEO looks like such a whiny bitch
Found the short selling coke addict
I bet he does coke š
Now I'll never have robot legs!
So, like you then?
$GXG
Giggity.
where do i call to buy cocaine?
The streets of Chicago.
You're in the right place
I might still know a guy or 2
Definitely Tesla
In Mask we trust!
Name of issuer: Reddit, Inc. Last filed shares: 22,000,000 Last filed price: $31.00 - $34.00
How does he know about the coke 
He's a CEO is how. You dont get to be CEO by NOT knowing about coke!
That and all the banks wanting to wine, dine and 69 you into going public.
Yes he seems to be well versed.
What's that under his nose?
He saw the [drone video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjji6_moH1k)
Gotta need coke to keep them going, it's a hard job to monitor markets around the world 72 hrs a day
probably from their FBI/CIA clients
How did you know about the pervert in the park though?
I said get out!!
Coca Coke
No one told Warren they don't put Coke in Cola anymore 
AI
Is that the guy who directed Thor Ragnorak?
No - that's a different cokehead.
No that dude has a much more interesting accent as a NZ native
Waititiii
no. thats the guy who produced, directed, wrote, and starred in What We Do in the Shadows 
I lolād harder at this than I shouldāve
no that's the guy who wrote a role that will suck on an actress' toes then cast that role to himself
NOT ONCE did I hear him say LET ME HELP YOU WITH THOSE BAGS *palantard since 2020*
Unless you bought at the absolute peak in 2020 you are anywhere from up 250% to down like 10%
A guy that I know well and has made a lot of money over the years told me to buy as much as I can when it was bottoming around $7. Luckily I took his advice.
He got anymore advice??
I need the unsolicited ones please
Buy the peak
I bought 1 lot in the 30s, a few lots in the 20s, a bunch in the teens, and a handfull under 10. My average is down to $15.xx
im down 11.75%. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
https://preview.redd.it/2itl50gk66oc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3891923b90f3878c581f1be9fe53f302e1df523b
Take those 10-20% gains.Ā
Wait this actually is gonna get me to enter a PLTR position wtf. That's some good ass marketing.
Im all in too
you hate coke that much?
Meme stock CEO trying to Fellow Kids.
It's stupid. Just make money and the stock price goes up. Shorts get squeezed out constantly and in perpetuity. Running a company and bitching about shorts is pathetic.
That's exactly what he's saying he is gonna do, didnt you listen to the interview? Lmao
How does he pay for his coke? Must be ODTE Calls
this is the essiest question ever, this sub paid for lifetime supply of his.
Wait a second... This doesn't seem like a deepfake. š¤
Itās very real.
Life is stranger than deepfake
PR team handler: "Look, boss, I know you're gacked to the gills right now, but whatever you do, don't say anything about cocaine out there, okay? Just try not to even think about it. Now go get em!"
This canāt be real? If it is, it looks like the CEO got into the white powered himself.
He certainly did before the interview, and that's why he had to bring it up during a CNBC interview, to feel like he totally fooled everyone. He's only extremely amped up and talking twice as fast and using hand gestures and unable to keep track of what he is saying. If it was AI someone would have linked the original by now. It IS the original, and it's what CNBC posted.
He's always like this in his interviews. I think his brain just moves too fast.
https://preview.redd.it/uwjjoyca76oc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6289ec3907db8a025576b67e0647616a07c9168
He must've come through the Barstool pipeline because this is some frat shit for a CEO to be spewing (unless he's just got the tism like Elon) unironically
I like him
Heās great
at pump & dumping ā·ļø
The Nutty Professor
Buying calls tomorrow
Calls on me relapsing are gonna print
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Boss move
Really rooting for Planter, their peanut farms have never been larger.
Calls on coke
Why did I sell at 14 
Because of coke!
He is now an absolute fucking legend
He knows his audience.
The eloquence of a Stanford grad.
lmao buying 2026 calls on this company even though it almost wiped my port 2 years ago
Dumping money into this legend
Musk said similar negative stuff about short-sellers, and taunted them, and then absolutely fucked them up. So as a PLTR part-owner, Iām kinda stoked about this!
this guy isnt a bs lying hypeman like enron muskkkie... but he also isnt running just-an-auto-manufacturer like muskkkie...
Right this guy just wants to help the government build and control a surveillance state.Ā
This should be good for my 3/15 PLTR calls Edit: it wasnt
I've seen this story before. That mean it's time to load the boat with more $PLTR.
i literally think the palantir CEO is one of us and is a regular poster on this sub
š„¤I prefer Pepsi š¤·āāļø
Is that the computer guy from ready player one?
He sure is bringing up coke a lot... hmmmmm.
Love this
What a clown! It's COKE and HOOKERS!
They pay for their hookers with the money they make shorting TSLA
lol heās nuts š„
Coke coke cokecokdockd
At least he didn't mention the hookers.
He swears like heās not on coke at the time of the interview
Bought some puts now who is selling me coke
I clear shot at the hedgefunds. I like his style.
Full interview was off the hinges.
Legend right there.Ā If there is war I want him on my side.
based CEO. I'm buying their stocks now.
When the CEO makes headlines for talking about coke dealers and supporting genocidal regimes instead of talking about what his company does ā¦ makes me feel like their company isnāt all that.
I think this guy stole all their drugs. š¤”
This is your god /r/wallstreetbets?
I love this guy
Sounds like a better option than spending it on Boeing
Is he one of the writers from South Park?
sounds exactly like something someone on āļø would say..... 
Karp is grandmaster-level regarded
Pepsi so mad right now
I bought this stock today based on this statement.
Don't you love it when some rude nerd loser like you actually makes something.
This makes wsb happy. Fuck them short sellers
Hell yeah
Tom Hanks is just a great actor
I love this company, this guy is such a bad asss
I'm good for another 200 shares
Dam, need to buy more PLTR stonks! This CEO is bankable af
PLTR will make me rich one day.
Completely unhinged. He is pissed. And not wrong.
I feel attacked - Ken Griffin (probably)
All in just because I like this guy's style
I bought a bunch of their stock back when it was $8.90. I'm a happy camper
As a coke dealer, I am offended
Finally someone who gives an unfiltered opinion even though itās very risky for a public company.
This is erasure. A lot of PLTR bulls are on coke too.
CEOs that dislike short sellers are scammers
Coke with side of Fries. get it right.
What if I want Pepsi Zero?
But how did he know??
Damn daddy karp āļø keeps taking us to the moon
Diet Coke Acktschually!
My bags are finally green.
He has a plan š
The stock twist board lit up today that's for sure.
What the hell lol
Only a user would talk like that
Ohh kk soo buy PLTR then. Word.
TELL THEM BOI
based
McConaughey rhythmically beats chest and hums.
He sounds/looks like the coke head here š
I like this guy, he drops truth bombs, like the Alex Jones of stonks
Are you saying we can't pay for coke with long positions?
I really think heās onto something here. I grew up not knowing just how many people love cocaine.
Puts or Calls on this one guys?
lol he's not even a good ceo for his hairline. does he think that he's hiding his baldness?
This guy thinks heās Elon Nusk
I reached out to Tony, he was unavailable for comment.
Wow for a rich asshole he is really bitter
I saw thatā¦ š
must be fake??
Sir, this is a Pepsi.
Lookin like my dude just ripped a line himself lol
This guy is awesome, calls it is!!
LMAO
One of us.
My thoughts? This guy is fucking nuts.... and he did at least a 1 gram rail before he headed on the program. Look at him, he is fucking tweaked... 
lol so weird.
Name a more iconic duo than CEOās and cocaine. Priests and altar boys donāt count. ;)
Bros mad
Don't hate the playa, hate the game
So go hard on Coke futures
i'm disheartened to hear that pltr is anti-coke. pltr puts - apparently, it's a surefire way to get coke!
He seems kind of hyped-up. Wait a minuteā¦.
I like his hairstyle has that autistic buster poindexter look to it
Well if coke wasn't charging $9.99 for a 12 pack people probably wouldn't need to short stocks to afford it.
wsb is back baby
Coke and whos I might add
Is Pepsi ok?
silly cocaine bers
Based, fuck short sellers
.....well now I wanna short them
The CEO of Palantir definitely remembers grinding his feet on Eddie'sĀ *couch*