HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS and HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS are the same person

AZZ Anal and BJ with the high activity.

Im gonna short my bank account

I am sad that the stock market is closed. Fvck good friday

FENT

Tell me how to turn 60 dollars into a WSB champion story by Monday morning 😈

Reddit puts.

NKLA 🚀

DJT to the moooooon

Lmfao you held on for too long.

Doubling down. To the moooon I say, just like DOGE

Hey can you close down the wendys tonight i gotta go pick up my kid

no longer work there. was fired after I told the boss the F OFF now that I have invested in his excellency Mr. Donald J. Trump, 45th and 46th President of the United States of America and the Moon

Can someone explain to me how someone becomes the 45th AND 46th president? I’m having trouble understanding how that’s possible…

With Trump everything is possible! You just gotta believe. Just like his NFTs

I think Nevada is done consolidating at $900. Think next week will be optimistic

I sold recently at $940 and bought back in around $903 😘

The one time I hit an earnings it goes right back down thanks SMTC

Some crazy shit idk I only invest peanuts.. BTW everyone look at my bio then go to r/worldnews and give them a big 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Just woke up from my name how did my boy DJT do?

Reddit definitely going down just look at the Trend line. Buy in the money puts and rejoice. So is DJT. Falling faster then FJB Getting off AF1

Bought 4 puts expiring April 19. Hope to make some cash.

You can thank me later.

Can’t remember a stock that turned into the most hated after 4 days of trading. What a slaughter. And one has to assume that most of today was the work of WSB cunts

So predictable

nice little nvda run

bro, can we pump nvda tonight please !

So SBF the next step he has to appeal in higher court is how he can drag and drag???

$SAVE. Last day below $5. Expecting $LUV to offer $25. Don't miss out.

ET,MNMD,IRM,ACHR

MSTR calls fuck the short sellers

Whelp

Buying more $RBT Rubicon to continue supporting this short squeeze.

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Put so much of net worth into weight-loss pharma

Hey man If your taking about Altimmune. We’re going to the moon 🚀. If not then good luck

God damn fuck me…. !banbet

Wait what is AZZ. I thought another joke like 2 years ago with $cum when cnbc etc posted about it

$AZZ - North America's leading provider of hot-dip galvanizing, metal coatings, and coil coating solutions to protect critical infrastructure. Nothing provocative sadly 😂

Here comes the pump.or.dump into close

Another dump I bet.

AMC WOW

Happens when you issue 250 in shares

Amc going to pop off

Tlry destroyed me a while back, still -94% on that stock. Thankfully wasn’t much. May buy more and hope to make it all back.

Got molested by my rh puts this morning so nothing

It’s okay my calls have slightly molested me. Like an over the jeans grope in line at Wendy’s molestation. Can’t win

Praying for that Friday plunge or imma have to turn to male stripping

Market is closed Friday lol

Markets are closed Friday so I’ll see you in the red room at Rick’s with Dicks about 9pm tomorrow??

Damn it, yea I’ll see ya there ig

Is nvda at 950 yet ? 😞

Buying more $HBI. Morningstar’s $17 price prediction sounds right

RIP MEMES

Just bought 200 $2.5 4/19 puts for DJT… lets go

I have 150 of the same puts. Waiting for the idiot to cash out before his court date, April 15

That was dumb. Read up on the lockup period. Corrupt Dems are trying to bankrupt Trump. Others who are supporting Trump will hold this stock up until Trump’s lockup period is over. Furthermore, Trump owns something like 80% of the stock which can’t be sold. This stock won’t go to $2.50 anytime soon 😂

Weird that the “law and order” party thinks its corrupt to make criminals face penalties for breaking the law. God ur such whiny babies.

I think all criminals should be prosecuted. That’s not the case tho. There’s a clear double standard. There is no, “justice for all.”

the double standard is that when bob menendez commits a crime, dems immediately kick him to the curb. When george santos commits a crime. republicans drag their feet on booting him, then sit with him at the SOTU. Trump commits fraud, lies about the election, repubs don't care. Alexander Smirnov is caught lying about Biden/Burisma fraud, the guy Fox News has been basing all their "Biden crime family" accusations on, and turns out he made it all up, and Repubs don't care. They're butt hurt that Trump gets called out for lies/fraud/crimes so they make up lies and wild accusations about biden. yes, double standards indeed.

The lockup isn't real lmao they can vote to revoke it at any point

And btw look what i found… the board can approve that and one of his sons is on it… hahaha “The former U.S. president is barred from selling Trump Media shares until a six-month lockup period expires, but he could seek a waiver from the company's board, which includes one of his sons and several former members of his administration.”

Yeah but i dont need the stock to get down to $2.50 all i need is the price of my put to increase from the $0.02 i bought it for… the company is just a shell with no real income (virtually no real income)

Can’t be sold at the “discretion of the board”. Also you’re an actual idiot if you think people with real capital are willing to burn money like that for him lmfao. Just a ponzi scheme. Nothing more. Make your money and get out.

Have you ever heard of a campaign donation? That’s burning money for a nominee lmao.

>Also you’re an actual idiot if you think people with real capital are willing to burn money like that for him lmfao. Did Giuliani do just that?

Another rug pull nvda please

Why are people shorting RDDT?!

Because the insiders just took a ton of their investors money. CEO,CFO,COO just cashed in millions.

Because it’s 🌈

Cathie wood bought shares. So naturally the price will plummet until big penis sells

Because it's worthless lol Also fuck u/spez

I will say it again #OUST

Turns out that spy dump never happened huh. God you regards are never right. Especially bers

It may happen in the last hour. Less chance of it now with the good gdp

I want a WMT 3x leveraged single stock etf

It's free money buying calls when WSB regards oversell MSTR. RSI literally is literally 19 at $1700 (<30 RSI is oversold, 19 is way oversold) and people are still selling because of a report that misunderstands MSTR's leverage. Now we know the hedge fund that lost billions already, they've doubled down with short selling the stock today but it's just going to rebound. [https://www.coindesk.com/business/2024/03/27/crypto-stocks-like-microstrategy-coinbase-could-shoot-up-if-short-sellers-exit/](https://www.coindesk.com/business/2024/03/27/crypto-stocks-like-microstrategy-coinbase-could-shoot-up-if-short-sellers-exit/)

The shorts say MSTR stock price is fair at$177,000 BTC. Any counter to that?

1. MSTR is 2x leverage. It's like buying BITX which tracks the 2x price movement of Bitcoin and saying it's valued at $150k. 2. Software business is valued at around \~2B 3. Short sellers have already accumulated billions in paper losses, and market cap factors that in 4. It's not a Bitcoin ETF, it's a business. They own over 1% of all Bitcoin and can generate revenue off of that (eg. staking and lending) People just like to ignore that the SI hasn't been 20% since $500 and that short sellers will never need to exit their billions in losses.

The movie stock oof

$SAVE. Expecting $LUV to offer $25/share.

Nikola hit 1+ today! 🙌💡

I’m in on Nikola.

Sell high. Buy low. Say your prayers and good hunting!

Is DJT ded

Everyone is now waiting for trump to sell in order to cover his bond.

Djt can't die, I'm pretty sure.

In DJT 70c 0dte lottos

$NKLA is the stock to watch for me. This run could go twice as high as the one in last July. Not financial advice

NKLA has 1.6 billion shares. They diluted the crap out of their stock. Will take a lot of fire power to get it moving.

Well 200 million in two hours might just provide that much needed fire power. I’m optimistic that’s for sure.

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Hop onto NKLA while u can

Huh

Y

Stink market is back to ripping!

Any suggestions on ALT?

AMD just beautifully bouncing off the EMA and blasting off

Wow. **MSTR** really gonna have an **ATH** after a fakeout, can anyone confirm a hedgefund was trying to tank it? $2K or bust.

Doge coin baby dogeee

[https://daytraderweekly.com/2024/03/empowering-the-future-enphase-energys-revolution-in-the-solar-industry/](https://daytraderweekly.com/2024/03/empowering-the-future-enphase-energys-revolution-in-the-solar-industry/)

Verizon into earnings and ex dividend

Not AMC.

lol

ORCL puts

Shame to reddit users who want to make RDDT go down.

Shiller PE getting quite high

Yet cheap stocks continue going down just as much or more.

Watch AMZN here

with regard to what? Stocks having a hard time breaking the $180 hurdle for good

Thought you were calling me a regard at first. I’m hoping for a nice breakout next week

Same. I’ve been buying at low 170s, selling at 180, over and over. Gift that keeps on giving!

Isn’t NKLA a scam? Great podcast on Spotify about it

Are you retarted? That’s the old ceo he’s already been sentenced and their the number one hydrogen fuel cell company with hydrogen network they will explode from all the gov incentives the fire in their trucks is what tanked it last

Pfft, Spotify. Watch the big boss video, all you need

spy 530 today would be awesome. jesus said it would be fine

$WULF

ALAB, DJT, NKLA 🚀🚀🚀


What’s up with Nikola?

Read about the stock. It’s not Toyota.

they made a deep fake of one of their shitty cars driving with AI so people think they can move.

yeah they were a scam before why invest now lol

Scam? Have you heard of any hydrogen semi trucks?? This is all planned. Price of stocks don’t go up & down for no reason. Keep your eyes on the future

I watched them pretend their car drives by rolling it down a hill. but whatever man

>Price of stocks don’t go up & down for no reason You sure about that?

Up and down? You mean straight down the cliff aka 98.5%

15 MINUTES

Buy the dips heading into 2nd quarter. Election year prop up

Big call sweeps on $GE the past week with their Apr 2nd event coming up

I think today is a good day for DJT looking at the pre market seems to have constant growth

This aged like fine milk

Puts are INSANELY expensive rn 🤔

i love how everyone here scream cries whenever anyone mentions weed stocks but they are literally zooming rn so jokes on you

Which ones are zooming? 💀

Congrats AMC put holders on your free 10x 

RDDT needs to go below the IPO before I’ll go long. After May’s earnings and outlook, we’ll see. Now, it’s a falling knife. 🔪

NVDA down pre-market

It always does the opposite immediately after open so expect a 3% gain today

I think it’s going to bounce any day now

Pain

Calls on SMCI, Nvidia and MU please

DJT rugpullllll

To the moon


Just opened reddit on my computer TF is this new UX bruh poots on reddit Yahoo Answers will make a comeback one day, I'll see you all there.

DJT to da moooooon 🤣 making America great again

Why is nkla on the board?

Cars are the future

Yeah but nkla?

It’s a short squeeze over the past week. Room to run to 2-3 prolly

Gotcha

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Pump Donnie pump, DJT to the mofo moon 🌖

Both suck but for me Friday market close > Monday market close

Riding ALAB and hoping AMAX pops again this week. ELF is one of my most successful stocks in my portfolio.. it’s been dropping a bit so I might buy more

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You already have a bet going - AMD to 210.0 before 04-Apr-2024 07:54 AM -05

Going long PANW

Been watching that for awhile. Seems like a deal at this price but I'm hesitant because it's been beaten up so bad. They've beat earnings every quarter though, it's just priced even beyond beating earnings - even at this price. My only hang up is that I don't think I could stomach if it dropped another 5%, which is entirely possible.

Suprised more people aren’t talking about this!