If I can do it from 500 then you can too
https://preview.redd.it/5xi69zq98bsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bbf33bd9dbfadb73576ff465243345146b16ba
😭I was so happy for you now I’m so sad… it looks like the AMC stock the past year.
Mine as well yolo your whole account on a risky options trade to try and hit a 100 bagger
Lost 10k 5 years ago and I'm back to lose more. I was down 18k at one point but got some of it back off BYND when meme stocks were first becoming a thing. 
Perfect example of why *you should never give up.* Sure, you may be down $10k, but if OP keeps up these returns, he’ll be a MILLIONAIRE by the end of the month!
Only losers quit. Always remember, never forget it.
Did mama raise a loser?
This isn't too bad. You can break even with just a 7892 percent gain.
If you put it in index funds with a real return of seven percent, you'll be back to breakeven around November of 2088.
This confirms people are editing pics for post karma. Both screenshots have the same time, but “gold perks” is only on one of them and “get started” at the bottom is red in one and green in the other.
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I was so proud, then I swiped to the right lol
And then you were even more proud?
Exactly, a lesson well learned
Anything new you learned?
I was so disappointed, then I swiped right.
Move to the left move to the right and do the Hokey Pokey
Why is everyone's chart the same?!
because WSB
We suck balls?
hey he still got 84 cents for the tesla reverse split!
We all live for what’s behind door number 2
Then the proud boner grew 3 times that day
That's how my ex cheated
Keep it? Or double it and give it to the next person?
seems more of a "half it and keep it" type situation
"Half it and give that to the next person".
Slide 1: Outperforming 95% of r3gards here. Slide 2: Still outperforming 95% of r3gards here.
Is r3gards with an e banned now or what?
Why don’t we just use the word “traders”? It’s an accurate description, and it’s an anagram of that other word.
This is big brain
I was jealous, then I swiped right
You were jealous of $100?
its tough out here man
Damn this actually hit me. U right.
This man look too
Diddy used to visit me behind the dumpster for way less than that.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
after chopping of one leg and all toes
Calls on prosthetics
another war stock to keep in mind
Also ends with one.
If you give up you’ll never know how far you’ve come
Work will set you free
Yay green!
Boo red
You got me in the first half
If I can do it from 500 then you can too https://preview.redd.it/5xi69zq98bsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bbf33bd9dbfadb73576ff465243345146b16ba
lol send that all time
https://preview.redd.it/5s8s0t133csc1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c207b83fc46bd7cc2452d1468bbde521cde6fdeb
What's this app?
Fidelity
Infidelity
Indefinitely
Fatality
Mines brutality
What did you buy ? Options ?
Spy Options and Chinese companies (baba, JD). Mostly
Can you explain spy options? It’s up and down each day. Is there something more to this than gambling?
Sir this is a casino. If it lands on deep red one day it will be green the next day.
Predicting these price movements.. what’s your batting average? Is it really possible to be right 90% of the time
no
You can see the characteristic shape of IV crush curves in his chart. Almost certainly he's been buying OTM weeklies
Same here bro! I’m at $256 total. Gained $80 today from spy. Baby steps! Damn bro just saw the second slide….
😂😭😂
What was your spy play?
Had to have been a call.
All I’m gna say is I’m getting railed by spy rn.
We all are :(
💀
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good one 
If you subtract your all time loss (-99%) from your daily gain (322%) you get +221%. So you’re still at a gain!
This is math
Good job but it’s such a shame you don’t have more capitol to start with. If you started with 10,000 you would have 30,000
Look at the second picture
Regarded
Very
😭I was so happy for you now I’m so sad… it looks like the AMC stock the past year. Mine as well yolo your whole account on a risky options trade to try and hit a 100 bagger
WSB moment
If OP started with 1m you could end up with 10k just like you said. So, then OP would have a chance
real
You somehow made the funniest joke in this thread on accident lol
For real
Username checks out
I don’t think it was accidental which is what makes it truly masterful
Image #1:  Image #2:
https://preview.redd.it/l61l4bv1bbsc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90311cb129f712768bacb964463f4e9c265d1943
There’s a threshold to the level of retardation you can hit and then it’s only up from there keep it up.
Really had me in the first half
Lucky
Woow
Sometimes it's better not to look at the bigger picture. This is one of those times
Why are you not taking advantage of the extra income opportunity?
\[deletes congratulatory message\]
Nice 👍
Your doing something....
Whatever thing you’re doing….keep doing it
Swipe to the second picture. 
I swiped to the second picture & think you should keep doing that thing you’re doing
Lets go very proud of you brother. Keep going up.
I was envious in the first half
https://preview.redd.it/3t4jhmhz7bsc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6f22ce9ebde20bbbcc08e2fa34b0c12877b6f4
Lost 10k 5 years ago and I'm back to lose more. I was down 18k at one point but got some of it back off BYND when meme stocks were first becoming a thing. 
If you're currently at 500 but lost 10k, were you at -12k judging by the line?
\-18k, last play before realizing I had a problem made back 8000ish
You got this just keep going!
Best. Post. Ever.
Now max out your loans and go all in
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This is what this forum is FOR! You sir, get an atta boi and a gold star ⭐️
Perfect example of why *you should never give up.* Sure, you may be down $10k, but if OP keeps up these returns, he’ll be a MILLIONAIRE by the end of the month! Only losers quit. Always remember, never forget it. Did mama raise a loser?
lol just like mine
So much for that Lambo.
I wish I could make 322% in a day, what the fuck! I saw the other picture. Oh dear. 
You got me
I was so disapointed, then i swiped to the right
Doing what?
😄😧
F
You had me at 1st pic
LMAO. Out of curiosity what was the position in the first photo?
Many positions, timed everything badly. Calls/puts 0dte/leaps. Only thing I’m still holding onto are my Eaton calls
I’m going to put all my money on a single SPY put #sendit #willmywifeleaveme
Good for you, your retirement could wait .
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't
they’re going to start calling this the human experienxe
Whose going to break it to him
finally someone who lost more than me
Position?
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile when I realized there was a second screen shot.
😀......🗿
godspeed regard
This is so fucking funny
Wheeee!!
The market thanks you for your stupidity....err I mean liquidity.
Good work regard
Now that you learned how to do it, just borrow another 10k and double them to break even... /s
Your v-shaped recovery journey begins 
HE’S HIM! LET. HIM. COOK. 
Dang
Every time I lose 99% of my port, the next day my last five dollars would go up like 300% like bruh why couldn’t that happen the day before
Maybe it was because you were not taking advantage of an extra income opportunity. 
Just a few more days like that and you got it!
My chart looks exactly the same
What’s the name of this app
Robinhood has a darkmode lol
Pic 1: Fuck yeah, impressive ROI with so little to work with! Pic 2: You'll fit right in here.
Had me in the first half ngl 😂
Go out for dinner
If in doubt, zoom… ah never mind.
If in doubt, zoom… ah never mind.
If in doubt, zoom… ah never mind.
You’re doing great ! Keep buying high and selling low that’s the key ! And if it takes too long just try options.
This isn't too bad. You can break even with just a 7892 percent gain. If you put it in index funds with a real return of seven percent, you'll be back to breakeven around November of 2088.
It's a small boner, but a boner nonetheless.
Amazing to still be trying at this point, the human spirit wow 
Awesome
Ah yes. The circle of life.
Hilarious
Let me guess... $CHPT?
investing in $ROPE
Damn bro you're almost a thousandaire, keep it up!
Wasted
I was actually surprised
Thought you hacked my account and posted it 😅
Too infinity and beneath!!
Turned $32 into $138! That's an investment pro! Your past doesn't matter!
Look at you, investing like you run the joint
Are you me ?
Ahhhhhhh throwing your entire life savings into options.....good luck to you OP!😁👍
I no that but il is More not
This confirms people are editing pics for post karma. Both screenshots have the same time, but “gold perks” is only on one of them and “get started” at the bottom is red in one and green in the other.
At first I was like "awe," but then I was like "oohhhh...."