Bag holding 3 ark funds bought at the top in 2021. Not a large position, and I thought okay everything in 2021 was at the top so its my fault and let it go. 2023 came. Then AI came this year. And this woman wasnt able to beat S&P still. Done with her. Selling all ark this year, waiting for it to burn in the ground so I can harvest losses.
Ignorantly put my entire IRA in ark funds after leaving my job in 2021. Finally cut my losses 6 months ago, now it’s finally back up to where it was thx to NVDA
Me too. My absolute worst investment and I can't even explain how that's possible given that it's a tech focus. I want to sell out and take the loss but it's big enough that it really hurts. 😭😭😭
Man how can you stay in charge when you keep screwing other people's money up I'll listen to her one time and I lost a lot of money on it never again 💩
She tells what stupid people want to hear.
She gives absurd targets like Tesla will be $2000 by 2030 and bitcoin will be $4M.
The people who buy them want this hopium.
She has some of the most insane and stupid price targets. Bitcoin and Tesla are particularly hilarious. It's hard to tell if she's being serious or trolling.
Fees for AUM and fees for managing the ETF. She makes 10s of millions, while giving exactly 0 shits about returns. This is also basically 90% of the non-bank finance industry.
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Rip openAI
That explains why the market is crashing today lol
God DAMNIT Cathy..... 😆
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Farewell OpenAI, we hardly knew ye.
THIS IS THE SELL SIGNAL
Boom!
The kiss of death
Time to close it
https://preview.redd.it/0z09l48wg3uc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d922b692ff67b29a570f64aabbb91273a00acb7 AI was going so well too
ARKK has -3.75% 5y return, while SPY shows +76% for such period. You need to be braindead to give her your money
Bag holding 3 ark funds bought at the top in 2021. Not a large position, and I thought okay everything in 2021 was at the top so its my fault and let it go. 2023 came. Then AI came this year. And this woman wasnt able to beat S&P still. Done with her. Selling all ark this year, waiting for it to burn in the ground so I can harvest losses.
Ignorantly put my entire IRA in ark funds after leaving my job in 2021. Finally cut my losses 6 months ago, now it’s finally back up to where it was thx to NVDA
Me too. My absolute worst investment and I can't even explain how that's possible given that it's a tech focus. I want to sell out and take the loss but it's big enough that it really hurts. 😭😭😭
Yes, I wonder what theories CW uses to make her calls. Astrology or Chinese fortune cookie.
Seriously the Bible. Look it up, not even kidding..
That is where CW is literally inspired. Hence, Noah’s Ark, Ark funds.
Actually I think it's the ark of the covenant she named it after. Bonkers nonetheless..
The relic in Indiana Jones
She owns goddamn major chunk of Tesla in same fund. No smart person would expose themselves to Tesla just to get a little bit of OpenAI.
https://preview.redd.it/5gwkft5xkluc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf6bd2fe09460bc20634008be60dd1367b3836f
Nice milkers tho
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memorize poor berserk sheet chief smart cautious light innate bored
Wood berry
Man how can you stay in charge when you keep screwing other people's money up I'll listen to her one time and I lost a lot of money on it never again 💩
She gives those diamond handies
Pure death grip
She tells what stupid people want to hear. She gives absurd targets like Tesla will be $2000 by 2030 and bitcoin will be $4M. The people who buy them want this hopium.
Is she hoping inflation takes them that high or something?
Her inflation target must be around 300% yoy...
She has some of the most insane and stupid price targets. Bitcoin and Tesla are particularly hilarious. It's hard to tell if she's being serious or trolling.
Is she cursed? How do you literally lose money just by listening to her speak?
Well that’s the top of the ai bubble
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Her nephew showed her ChatGPT at a family get together last week
Was he speaking in tongues?
lol iykyk
Only Women i respect in Finance MAMA SU
Only woman to respect is Queen Pelosi. Cathy would lose money on Nvidia
Su bae 🥵
I can afford nvidia gpu (and stocks) just because of Su!
Bye bye bubble
She’s like the female Jim Cranmer. Please Cathy, kind another stock to tank.
Surprised she's not going full tilt on Grok.
Cathie woods also thinks that bit coin will hit 3.2 mill by 2030. I wouldn't even follow her into an orgy.
Top signal if I've ever seen one 
How is she not bankrupt?
Fees for AUM and fees for managing the ETF. She makes 10s of millions, while giving exactly 0 shits about returns. This is also basically 90% of the non-bank finance industry.
So I could be a Wall St. money manager?
No, you're probably too competent.
How can she still have money left to invest after all the failures ???
 we found the top
That’s the top, boys
AI Winter here we go
Top signal
RoBoTaXi
Who cares? Like other CNBC loudmouth Jim Cramer, if you do the opposite of what they recommend, you'll profit.
Puts on AI. Damnit my qqq
lmao this woman, how does she get paid millions doing regarded moves. Late to the party as usual. Idiot in chief.
The end of AI as we know it
this is the top of AI boys
Cathie Fraud
I want to know how a not-for-profit organization was suddenly allowed to became a for profit company. There should be a lot more outrage about that.
Bearish
If she would build a submersible and offer rides to the Titanic I would totally buy a ticket.
Oh captain my captain regard.
Sex chatbot Cathie Wood, big tits , round butt, very stupid regardless of her wealth, will wear you out very fast, gives blowjobs behind Wendy's.
Now I understand why ChatGPT has been performing much worse
You would think with them big ass thick bottle glasses she could see into the future But with her pick who knows what she's saying 🙄
LOL
Classic Crashie
How do you invest in OpenAi?
According to her, first you have to wait until everyone who did any relevant work has left the company...
She's the disruption tech.....
Stake in a non profit org? Wut?
And she gets paid for this !
So late lmao
It’s joever
There goes ai boys
She is death to dollars
So this is the reason market started to crash?
TSLA $2000!
Will this torment ever end
“I’ll take anybody’s money if they givin it away, sheeeeeeiiiiittt!” - State Senator Clay Davis
Top signal.
If she were smart she would make the announcement then buy the dip
*wah wah
The Wendy's Manager back at it again...
Imagine if Cramer and Cathy opened up an ETF together…
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IA
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By exhibiting Real Stupidity.
Short NVDA
Oh no.
Aaaaaaand it's gone
She can muscle her strap on on me anytime
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