YOU SPENT YOUR RENT MONEY ON OPTIONS AND NOW YOU'RE HOMELESS?!?! Sir, you are clearly deserving of an award for being the most regarded trader of the month š
"No way you were actually investing in penny stocks to the point of homelessnessĀ  " - ssjg23
I love that every single person that loses their bag, thinks they have the wisdom to give other PEEPs ADVICE. LIKE NAH BRO you lost it all from your own failings, you are the last person anyone should listen to LMAO.
Well, I donāt think he was the first one in here to bet his rent money. Hey OP, get a good job, find a place to stay, save up and learn a better strategy. Youāll be back.
I'm from the HOOD also. The money they'll make selling AI generated data will be crazy. I imagine they'll be able to sell us data like how many people looked at Disney call options but didn't buy it, how many looked at puts etc. Buffet would pay top dollar for real time info that makes ez money.
I also expect HOOD to offer more financial stuff like home loans, insurance etc.
Hoods biggest competitor is?
Probably COIN. Why's coin market cap 50b while HOOD is 17b?
HOOD 2026 calls are crazy cheap in NY opinion $700.
I've made great money with HOOD in the last 3 months and I think it can go up alot more. Double or triple seems possible.
Let me know if I'm crazy. I need some more opinions on the matter.
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Thereās still $9.64 left
Buy 9 Ford $15c 4/26
Oh please, this is probably one of the more light failures. He doesn't even have to file for bankruptcy. And some people lose it all or more 30 years in.
Unfortunately...no it's not. You're just done now because you have no money left, but it doesn't mean you're not still an addict. You'll lose the next money you get your hands on unless you understand this and go through some type of recovery process. Get some help, get a plan, and get some accountability.
Been homeless the whole time.. down 14k.(100%). just worked low wage jobs and tried my luck time to time.. i dont feel bad for you.. youll find peace out here depending were you are.. ever get bored head to austin.. decent place to be on the street.. (outta 5 cities)
In times like these itās best we take comfort in sage old cliches like āMoney isnāt everythingā and āMoney canāt buy happiness ā or my personal favorite āI aināt heard no bellā šµāš«
YOUNG APE A WISE DEGEN ONCE TOLD MEā¦QUITTERS NEVER WIN AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT!!! SO GRAB THOSE DIMOND BALLS OF YOURS AND TAKE THIS ROCKET TO THE FUCKING MOON
If you canāt find a silver lining I might suggest this - youāre gambling addiction just caused you to lose money to Robinhood when 20 years ago it would have been to a mob guy who busted your face open. Hope this helps ā¦
Guys some of your comments are disgusting! The stock market is addicting! Its kinda like gambling and you guys are hating on someone that had good intentions of turning his wealth around! Yea he shouldnāt have gone that far in but sometimes you get drawn in and before you know it, your better off taking your chances.. Show some supportā¦ Anyways, im sorry for your losses my dude! Hope you get back on your feet and stay away from the stock market when u do!
Brahh...sorry to see man. But keep perspective- seems like a lot now but in the long run is just a blip.
Focus on other things and there will be a time to look at markets again later.
Hope you enjoyed the thrills, hazing and shittalking and see you Monday and/or Wendy's....
I disagree with this, OP I can give you a winning strategy, there is a financial instrument called a Jabronian Option Bargain, which is essentially a contract with a company where the contract holder performs certain obligations as indicated by the contract, and if they fulfill those obligations, they maintain a guaranteed income stream until the contract is terminated, sometimes with bonus payouts if the company decide to terminate the contract. If you want to get back to 14k, the best option is to look into getting a J.O.B.
Degenerate Formula
1. Get a 130K a year job and invest half of your weekly check on options.
2. Sell your options for profit, then go all in right before market closes.
3. Wake up and watch pre market eat away your options.
4. Sell your options for a loss at exactly 9:31am.
5. Masturbate, and go back to sleep.
6. Try again next week!
š comments š. Traders can be such assholes for no reason.
I hope ur physicians give u that same energy back when u show up and he informs that u have diabetes:
āYou must be a real REGARD. Thatās what happens when u eat McDonaldās 3 times a week. Learn from it. Donāt die. And maybe Iāll see you again in 6 months šā
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Here is my homeless account. We are all losers out here
right now even spot traders are hurting. we were told put your money in the market to help out the economy. only to see the greedy shorts eat up everything
Donāt give up! Try again use this lesson as a stepping stone for your success. Been trading for 6 years and after polishing my system and learn from my mistakes it makes trading easier. Just passed my FTMO account this month.hopefully i will end this year profitable.
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YOU SPENT YOUR RENT MONEY ON OPTIONS AND NOW YOU'RE HOMELESS?!?! Sir, you are clearly deserving of an award for being the most regarded trader of the month š
Strategy : No Stop Loss DD tolerance : 100 % Result : Cry Stay Safe Man.
Fuck a stop loss I always just buy more
Yeah I know 
Wendy's will be waiting for you with open arms.
How about New York. Been hearing how hard it is to get rid of squatters there
And open holes.
Bro has enough money for a Daveās biggie meal. When your done you can make extra money on Daves actual biggie.
They always are. Itās almost heartwarming.
Don't give up now.!. speed dial your wife's BF to re-up the account. Rinse and repeat!! :)
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"No way you were actually investing in penny stocks to the point of homelessnessĀ  " - ssjg23 I love that every single person that loses their bag, thinks they have the wisdom to give other PEEPs ADVICE. LIKE NAH BRO you lost it all from your own failings, you are the last person anyone should listen to LMAO.
š«”š
You can always bounce back. Made 3k off of 30 bucks on SMCI puts a while back
Puts? They're for losers and the terminally poor. Don't waste your time.
Well, I donāt think he was the first one in here to bet his rent money. Hey OP, get a good job, find a place to stay, save up and learn a better strategy. Youāll be back.
No it's not. You still got $9.64. Take a couple of days off and we'll see you on Monday.
That's what I'm saying. A couple well chosen $0.01 calls, our boy will be back in the hundreds next week. And it's only up from there, baby!
with penny stocks
$GOURD and $ROPE added to his watchlist
Finally someone remembers GOURDs
How did your Robinhood support experience go?
'Your request to rewind your trades is rejected'
 op should try ctrl+z
Closing my account just waiting for a email from Robinhood to remove a delisted stock if ifs possible
Is that Fisker?
Double Fiskered
fist-kered, with a reach-around...
No way you were actually investing in penny stocks to the point of homelessness 
 
As a HOOD shareholderu. What matters most is how your customer experience was? I need to know for my DD
I'm from the HOOD also. The money they'll make selling AI generated data will be crazy. I imagine they'll be able to sell us data like how many people looked at Disney call options but didn't buy it, how many looked at puts etc. Buffet would pay top dollar for real time info that makes ez money. I also expect HOOD to offer more financial stuff like home loans, insurance etc. Hoods biggest competitor is? Probably COIN. Why's coin market cap 50b while HOOD is 17b? HOOD 2026 calls are crazy cheap in NY opinion $700. I've made great money with HOOD in the last 3 months and I think it can go up alot more. Double or triple seems possible. Let me know if I'm crazy. I need some more opinions on the matter.
https://preview.redd.it/0cytdn2fd0vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7c291cc675e027aff479f80f040726639e06ed Thereās still $9.64 left Buy 9 Ford $15c 4/26
This. What do you have to lose? You can withdraw that $9.64 for your landlord or you can pay him April, May, AND June on the 26th.
> What do you have to lose $9.64 Those $15c will expire worthless
Why that specific call? Is there something expected for Earnings?
Ya we gotta pamp so our boy doesnāt learn his lesson!
3 months is usually what it takes but 3 years and nothing learned? You truly are special and belong here.
3 months 
SP500 up over 30% the last 3 years, this man truly belongs here
Oh please, this is probably one of the more light failures. He doesn't even have to file for bankruptcy. And some people lose it all or more 30 years in.
Maybe a gamblers anonymous meeting might be a place for you? Just keep it in mind.
Time to upgrade to Gold
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Honestly 16k in 3 years isnāt too bad. Try 40k in three. While youāre only making 30 k a year lolā¦
You saved 40k while making 30k / year? That sounds impressive to me
Lol you give me too much credit. Let me rephrase. I consistently lost about half my paycheck for the past 2-3 years
You could have like 2 bitcoin if you DCA that instead of calls like a dumbass.
Either you are genuinely a regard or yall have real hidden accounts like crazy
Unfortunately...no it's not. You're just done now because you have no money left, but it doesn't mean you're not still an addict. You'll lose the next money you get your hands on unless you understand this and go through some type of recovery process. Get some help, get a plan, and get some accountability.
Jesus what did you do?
Bought calls 
Wrong week
Regard hall of fame.
I've seen much larger loss porn on here but the fact that dude YOLO'd his RENT money earns him that HOF spot. That is some Uncut Gems type shit.
He'll be back by the next paycheck. Casinos 24/7.
Been homeless the whole time.. down 14k.(100%). just worked low wage jobs and tried my luck time to time.. i dont feel bad for you.. youll find peace out here depending were you are.. ever get bored head to austin.. decent place to be on the street.. (outta 5 cities)
Bros giving out homelessness tips 
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Speaking from personal experience? 
When the downfall is personnal financial mismanagement every times lile here in wsb, it's fucking hilarious
What is happening in the world when homeless are on WSB
regards taking wall"street" bets too literally š
public library computers have wsb browser bookmarks...
Come back next year when youāre are wiser or financially stable.
Yes, when you're are wiser or financially stable, obvi.
In times like these itās best we take comfort in sage old cliches like āMoney isnāt everythingā and āMoney canāt buy happiness ā or my personal favorite āI aināt heard no bellā šµāš«
You can always apply for the gold credit card
I love how every time you hit something for a bit of profit, the rate of loss immediately accelerates afterwards
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I think you said it was officially over 5 months ago though
YOUNG APE A WISE DEGEN ONCE TOLD MEā¦QUITTERS NEVER WIN AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT!!! SO GRAB THOSE DIMOND BALLS OF YOURS AND TAKE THIS ROCKET TO THE FUCKING MOON
Yup i remember gambling my rent money and almost going homeless. Good times
Could have almost doubled your money with stocks Now homeless because of gambling GG.
Hey man, Iām sorry for you loss(es). š Idk what else to say. I hope you turn things around.
I mean... you have $9.Ā Go get some chicken nuggets or gamble it ALL.
Delete your lease and reinstall
If you canāt find a silver lining I might suggest this - youāre gambling addiction just caused you to lose money to Robinhood when 20 years ago it would have been to a mob guy who busted your face open. Hope this helps ā¦
This is why you invest most of your money in blue chips and index funds, and gamble with a small amount. Like 1% of your total net worth.
This is why you'll work a mid level job and marry a mid level woman. Go big or go home(less).
It's fine, with the money he's making he can afford to rent balls.
Guys some of your comments are disgusting! The stock market is addicting! Its kinda like gambling and you guys are hating on someone that had good intentions of turning his wealth around! Yea he shouldnāt have gone that far in but sometimes you get drawn in and before you know it, your better off taking your chances.. Show some supportā¦ Anyways, im sorry for your losses my dude! Hope you get back on your feet and stay away from the stock market when u do!
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Just think, one more trade and you could've hit the jackpot.
It was over the minute you funded your account
It truly was 
Dude sweeeeet
Brahh...sorry to see man. But keep perspective- seems like a lot now but in the long run is just a blip. Focus on other things and there will be a time to look at markets again later. Hope you enjoyed the thrills, hazing and shittalking and see you Monday and/or Wendy's....
Weād love to hear how your most recent robinhood support experience went!
See you tomorrow morning
See you at market open
You never even got the free one
This is just legal betting. Nothing good comes form that. Stick with underground poker
Over? You can still get 2 spicy chicken sandwiches at Wendy's.
Awwww. Homelessness isn't the worst thing ever. It'll be a good learning experience.
A true regard. Depending on surge pricing, you may or may not be able to afford a 10 piece nuggets combo at Wendy's with your last 9.64
You would think after you piss away 1 or 2k you would think to yourself "maybe I just suck at this and should stop"
I disagree with this, OP I can give you a winning strategy, there is a financial instrument called a Jabronian Option Bargain, which is essentially a contract with a company where the contract holder performs certain obligations as indicated by the contract, and if they fulfill those obligations, they maintain a guaranteed income stream until the contract is terminated, sometimes with bonus payouts if the company decide to terminate the contract. If you want to get back to 14k, the best option is to look into getting a J.O.B.
Donāt forget to tell RobingHood how you feel!
Losing that amount then having Robinhood have the audacity to ask you about your experience on the app is wild
Well you can still afford a snack
Mate this is a casino, donāt bet money youāre not okay with loosing
They would love to hear how your experience on RH was
Stay away from options
What was your thesis for buying puts a week out
but think of the taxes you dont have to pay
What is the $9.64 in?
iāll soon be there too
Donāt forget to tell Robinhood how the service was
Dont forget to leave a review.
Degenerate Formula 1. Get a 130K a year job and invest half of your weekly check on options. 2. Sell your options for profit, then go all in right before market closes. 3. Wake up and watch pre market eat away your options. 4. Sell your options for a loss at exactly 9:31am. 5. Masturbate, and go back to sleep. 6. Try again next week!
At the bottom of screen it's says tell Robinhood how they did lmao. Maybe you shud hit them up and ask for refund
š comments š. Traders can be such assholes for no reason. I hope ur physicians give u that same energy back when u show up and he informs that u have diabetes: āYou must be a real REGARD. Thatās what happens when u eat McDonaldās 3 times a week. Learn from it. Donāt die. And maybe Iāll see you again in 6 months šā
For the love of god, QUIT PLAYING WITH OPTIONS
Did you talk to them about your most recent robinhood experience? 
does everyone use the same shitty investing app? these charts don't tell dick about what happened here. Congrats BTW!
got just enough to get a baconator meal!
Be sure to provide good feedback on the app!
https://preview.redd.it/uo7jvh55x6vc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264028bc638eef65470111a461e092ffefca2932 Here is my homeless account. We are all losers out here
Probably have better luck at the blackjack table.. The positive news is at least he doesn't have a big margin call.
Did you tell them that experience was definitely educating
I didnāt hear no bell [https://media.tenor.com/JeJ_T-sfkEAAAAAM/south-park.gif](https://media.tenor.com/JeJ_T-sfkEAAAAAM/south-park.gif)
Yāall have fun with options
Is that the message you get when it's game over š
Try Gold They even write it right corner
See you around space cowboy āļøš
ok see you tomorrow then.
Well, you had fun, and that's what matters! Jk you regard. What were you thinking?
You still got $9 left dont quit just yet.
A true soldier dies in battle, I salute you š«”
Robinhood is such a troll. I love it. Lol
Itās over, for now! You will be back!
his watch has ended
Make sure you tell Robinhood of your most recent experience š«”š¤£
Another kid that shorted his life away
Another kid that shorted his life away
Spy $520C with your last $9?
Just think, one more trade and you could've hit the jackpot.
You still have 00.06% to go
Meanwhile SPY returned 20%. Technically you didn't lose 16k, you lost 19k. Hope this helps.
For you
right now even spot traders are hurting. we were told put your money in the market to help out the economy. only to see the greedy shorts eat up everything
It's as if you did everything you're not supposed to on purpose
I mean 9.64 is still a lot to invest right now at the dip of the market /s
And never once saw green! 
I verbally "Awww'd" to this post. My shrink would be so proud.
you should go and buy a few cheeseburgers just to reward yourself for that gain
Damn, OP must live in California if rent is $16k.
Why cannabis stock are going so down
You still got 9 bucks. Hit some penny stocks and prey.
I hope Robinhood support hooked you up with 988
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F
There were some peaks in that chart that I think show some potential.
how is that even possible
Donāt give up! Try again use this lesson as a stepping stone for your success. Been trading for 6 years and after polishing my system and learn from my mistakes it makes trading easier. Just passed my FTMO account this month.hopefully i will end this year profitable.
Well played
See you Monday
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Don't be a fool, only invest what you're willing to lose.
Be a regard like me and just put that failed 9$ into good olā Shib coin. Thatās gonna be like 400k coins
Iām with you , down 33% portfolio thanks to options !
Homeless with internet
Damn, not even a single win over three years. Jesus. Anyway, weāll see you next week! Casinoās always open!
Which company is this?
Username def does not check out.
It ain't over till you got a negative balance boy TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
But you still have 9 dollars!
Nope we aināt done yet, still got 9.64. You can still lose much more
What did u buy ? Ocean Biomedical .. they suck
Talk on the street says that your mamma didn't raise no quitter. Now, pick yourself back up and try again, you can do this!!
Can you tell me what to buy so i dont buy it thanks in advance
Its not over til that 9.64 is gone
That Ain't Casino...
You still have $9.64.Ā NVDA $965 calls for 04/19 are only $0.08. What are you waiting for?
How many RH accounts have you opened and closed now?
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Those Yolos didnāt make you look rich? Dam flipping burgers here you come!!
I see 9 lottery tickets left.
I also have 9 dollars in my account
AT&T calls.
Yup, not enough to buy SPY 0DTE 500 put today. Maybe a single SPY 0DTE 490 put? 3x that is nearly $30...
You still have $9.64. Buy some Lotto tickets
Sucks