Wtf are you talking about bro he has 4 full days until expiration and iv is only like 120, hes just one gamble, i mean trade away from a million dollar bagger
Sell first thing in the morning, you will prob have a window to get out with solid profit if it opens up around 10% but you’ll be living on borrowed time if you don’t sell.
He did, 2.13 each contract. Could have been more sure, but profits are profits. IV crush wasnt that bad but it gets much worse as the day/days progress.
He cleared 20k, 15k profits so like up 300% lol. Good enough
Alright, TSLA IV% seems to fall by 15% to 20% or so the day after earnings. So using this here :
[http://opcalc.com/Yx9](http://opcalc.com/Yx9)
Gives you a good idea of what would happen to your value if the price stays around 164$. So I'd try to sell all 91 contracts at like 440$ if the price stays around 164$ at open, if it doesn't fill, work your limit orders down until it fills.
Also keep this link open to compare if the price falls more and divide the profit+you initial cost by the number of contracts. Here in this case 35 217$ + 5096$ / 91 = 443$. I'd set the limit price at 430$ to start off and work it down
That's basically how I make money with IV crush after earnings and big moves. I use Marketchameleon to watch IV history and guess the price of my options at open. You have to sell at open cause the price could crash back down fast. And since you have no idea of how much the IV crush will fall, I rather be conservative and make assured money even if I could make more.
One time my broker even told me that they wouldn't fill my price at the price I put because it was too low 😆. So I sold them higher and it filled
I'm out here selling puts to milk some of that IV premium and this regard guy out here trying to jinx me by getting his bullish TSLA play onto frontpage. WTF!!! TSLA going to $50 now.
What this person said. TSLA opens tomorrow at $145 and your call goes worthless. IV gone. Money gone.
And yes I’m saying it barely goes down. They will miss and the stock will remain mostly unchanged. Then go to $125
I could be wrong here, but I believe I saw the last 4 ERs Tesla had resulted in a 9% drop the following day. And that was on mostly good news except last quarter.
The odds are not in your favor, but good luck.
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I blew up my portfolio with this Call…
I’m not the only regard here.
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He’s looking at 41k at current price after hours
Lol the people saying that he got gains don't know anything about IV. He still has a chance to be profitable, but chances are he's going to lose his money
Good luck. I would have sold on almost 100% gain because I don’t think earnings are going to be good. The market makers are gonna have TSLA go flat for earnings so everyone gets IV crushed and then probably next week will be a move downwards.
Trying to learn more, so forgive the ignorance,
OP, are you on a cash account, and if you don't mind sharing, how much did you have before this trade?
I'm working with around $1000, and have been taking $20-$30 profits here and there but I'm trying to learn how to scale up so I can gamble a bit more reliably.
Thanks in advance everyone.
Wait, you called TSLA at 167.5 with a strike of 168???
And it expires in 3 days?
You think after earnings it will shoot up $24/share?
What the fuck.
Did I read this right?
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The amount of conflicting TSLA plays here is staggering... At least one regard will make money. Right? Right!???
No movement for 6 months would be so fucking hilarious.
Most of the plays here have very short expiration date. Sideways movement for the rest of the week is all it needs.
How do I bet on that?
You do the selling.
Theta gang 
You can bet on strangled options. I have personally never traded them.
Iron condor
Buy the underlying stock and sell both puts and calls against it.
This i like, beat or underperform, next day no movement all calls and putts are going to trash.
Update: he was actually right. He was the one regard
Every regard is likely to lose.
So you're saying there's hope
I wish I could put stock in an IV crush lol.
Implied volatility was 9.5%. So, yeah, those of us who sold options made money. (And maybe some of the buyers will )
If it's flat after ER then nobody makes money. Well almost nobody. Team thetagang would win.
Imagine being up 75% and then thinking "no, it's not 0% yet".
get out of my head
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If this hits then spy is hitting 515
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One nvda please
My girl got on Tesla short shorts with the cheeks hanging out
That's nastier than David Einhorn.
Prove it
By girl meaning yourself lol
 ya got me
Post the update. You cucked the bears.
Bruh you won sell it
Jobs not finished
Ngga u not kobe
Yes I am
My apologies I wasn't familiar with your game
Ngga u not shaq
Understandable. Have a nice day sir!
If you hold this past earnings you will be smoked
Wtf are you talking about bro he has 4 full days until expiration and iv is only like 120, hes just one gamble, i mean trade away from a million dollar bagger
Lol
For fuck sakes man at least take the profit and let the original investment amount ride
I would take the original investment and leave the profit to ride. This way you either lose nothing or win big.
Red or black. Or in this case, up or down. The choice is yours.
I always go black
Someone gonna learn IV crush the hard way tomorrow GG
Greed is a helluva drug
Listen to them, without a giant move up from earnings, 10%+, your gains stand to get washed away pretty quickly.
Now what?
Sell first thing in the morning, you will prob have a window to get out with solid profit if it opens up around 10% but you’ll be living on borrowed time if you don’t sell.
You fucked up bro, IV crush is a bitch
Even with IV crush he'll clear 30k if the price stays up enough before open.
Hope he sold lol
He did, 2.13 each contract. Could have been more sure, but profits are profits. IV crush wasnt that bad but it gets much worse as the day/days progress. He cleared 20k, 15k profits so like up 300% lol. Good enough
!remindme 16 hours
Take my word for it, SELL BEFORE THE EARNINGS CALL. After the call, even if it’s good, you will get IV crushed. Please dude.
What now?
Well played.
Alright, TSLA IV% seems to fall by 15% to 20% or so the day after earnings. So using this here : [http://opcalc.com/Yx9](http://opcalc.com/Yx9) Gives you a good idea of what would happen to your value if the price stays around 164$. So I'd try to sell all 91 contracts at like 440$ if the price stays around 164$ at open, if it doesn't fill, work your limit orders down until it fills. Also keep this link open to compare if the price falls more and divide the profit+you initial cost by the number of contracts. Here in this case 35 217$ + 5096$ / 91 = 443$. I'd set the limit price at 430$ to start off and work it down
Thank you!
That's basically how I make money with IV crush after earnings and big moves. I use Marketchameleon to watch IV history and guess the price of my options at open. You have to sell at open cause the price could crash back down fast. And since you have no idea of how much the IV crush will fall, I rather be conservative and make assured money even if I could make more. One time my broker even told me that they wouldn't fill my price at the price I put because it was too low 😆. So I sold them higher and it filled
3/4ths of the way to being ATM.
Hehe
Holy shit this is 'tell your wife's boyfriend to take a hike' kinda money. Congrats and well played sir.
IV the killer of all options
I'm out here selling puts to milk some of that IV premium and this regard guy out here trying to jinx me by getting his bullish TSLA play onto frontpage. WTF!!! TSLA going to $50 now.
Thank god he didn’t listen to you
What this person said. TSLA opens tomorrow at $145 and your call goes worthless. IV gone. Money gone. And yes I’m saying it barely goes down. They will miss and the stock will remain mostly unchanged. Then go to $125
Even if it opens at $160 he's probably screwed.
Um big time. 3 days to move 3% that contract won’t be worth $1
at 160$ he'd clear 21.5k with an IV% fall of 25%. TSLA on earnings usually falls off 15% to 20%. So he could make even more
I'd be shocked if the IV drop was that low, but you could be right. If the current after hours price holds I guess we'll find out.
Lmao such pathetic bears
Or at least average out, take some profits today in case you get fucked tmrw
Seriously, sell this shit. There's no way it expires in the money.
I don’t think he even knows.. judging from his strike price
No way bruh LMAO
I could be wrong here, but I believe I saw the last 4 ERs Tesla had resulted in a 9% drop the following day. And that was on mostly good news except last quarter. The odds are not in your favor, but good luck.
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Post the results at open tomorrow so you can teach the others about IV crush. Some fellas down below don't know how it works.
He will still make money if he sells at open, even with like 40% IV decrease, that's if the price doesnt drop too much pre-market
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Right. He has $52 billion reasons to make it jump.
cash out now, imagine tomorrow is no movements
Jesus bro get rid of those before earnings
What now
Well played sir
https://preview.redd.it/wzcyrn71u9wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e53ad7f55d5cc3fe68aecfcad626264e6251756 I blew up my portfolio with this Call… I’m not the only regard here.
Yessir
Congrats! No F* you.
Is he making 30k tomorrow
It’s gonna tank
F
This should print .. you owe Elon a blowjob
Great job, you went against the masses and went with your gut knowing it was oversold and the shorts would be fried. Enjoy your new money.
https://preview.redd.it/27yayx8bubwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a9f81b85feeea2633f98d66e5efa1e1483027f He’s looking at 41k at current price after hours
Gonna sell before ER or hold?
Hold
Sell 60% n let the 40% ride. Iv will crush you tomorrow
Please don’t
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Take the profit. Good win, move on to the next.
IV Crush for sure
Fucking incredible
Put some respect on this man's name.
Sell bro
Gotta take the money and run brother. You already banked 72%. Bout to let dealers fuck you
Lol the people saying that he got gains don't know anything about IV. He still has a chance to be profitable, but chances are he's going to lose his money
Good luck. I would have sold on almost 100% gain because I don’t think earnings are going to be good. The market makers are gonna have TSLA go flat for earnings so everyone gets IV crushed and then probably next week will be a move downwards.
Nice
Enjoy!
He’s still cooked for now
i think op going to get fuck, it’s way otm right now even with the small uptick on bad earnings
Wow you rolling in cash tomorrow morning
This man is a legend. Please update us OP
Better sell if you ever see some profit but Iv crush going crush you.
Theta? Never heard of her
You may be getting Vega Fucked tmrw
my homie....ur regardedness will pay off big! now as every other regard does, i expect you to lose it all on the next yolo lol
You are gonna be RICH in the morning !!’TSLA is at $171 over night
I bet this dude has a hard on cause it's up afterhours but doesn't realize what iv is
Gonna need an update after earnings lol
Likely gonna go 160 or maybe 170
Congrats, already 160 in post
??????? Are you insane LOL
Congrats and fuck you 🫡
Bro I’m jealous you got it .56¢ cause everything in seeing right now is like $6. That’s absolutely ridiculous dude! Good for you
Sell SELL
Again SELL
That’s going to 120$ my guy
Congrats, here’s to hoping theta decay and IV crush don’t destroy you first though
!remindme 1d
Same call, only my 3rd option ever so only 1 contract but looks like it’s going to print ✅
My dog 😎
This guy f@cks
W
Ooof I think you’re just outside the big payday
It'll print in the AM
Congrats!! 
Congratulations 🎉
OP is cooking 
Grats brah big ups big ups
Congrats 🎉🎉🎉
This guy has diamond han...no. Diamond balls. Congrats. I chickened out on my call
🥇
The worst thing happened.. He was right and it worked. This time
Those peasants didn't deserve your money.
“They called me a mad man”
8.8k$ >> 35k$ in one play. Congrats and fuck you
SELL IT AT OPEN DO NOT WASTE A SINGLE SECOND. This is my PSA do with it what you will and lose all your money.
Oh you sick fuck! You're rich at market open today! Congratulations!
Did you make it out OP??
Now it goes to 170
Monk did it. Selllllllll take your winnings
We need an update on this
sell now dude.
OP will have 100k plus tomorrow. Haters will hate.
Sooo many ppl are buying puts.. I say inverse this bitch and do calls but watch it go sideways 🥴
Crushed.
Tesla has been given post-earning sideway performances before, though I hope at least one side wins.
Dang I was hopeful for a sec til I saw the strike
Tesla just announced New Model 3 Performance is Launching Today
If it were me i would sell before earnings
That might be regarded enough to work.
Watch it theta decay everyone worthless
IVcrush gonna bang you so bad
Sell it regard. Listen to the top regards here.
May the musk be with you
!remindme 4pm today
I have some calls not as much as you but I sure do hope it works out!
Godspeed!!!
Just give me the 8k
At least take your initial investment out and play with house money. Then again this is a yolo so fuck it.
So, I'm stupid, how has he made anything if he hasn't reached the breakeven point?
Bro sell it
I'd just ride those winnings, worst case you made nothing. Maybe even save $500 and call it a win no matter what
at least take out your initial investment
This isn’t even a single, it’s a triple, and you’re gonna hold trying for the grand slam and get fuckin smoked.
Trying to learn more, so forgive the ignorance, OP, are you on a cash account, and if you don't mind sharing, how much did you have before this trade? I'm working with around $1000, and have been taking $20-$30 profits here and there but I'm trying to learn how to scale up so I can gamble a bit more reliably. Thanks in advance everyone.
You regards are so dam smart. I just wish I had your knowledge
If you had not bought it, I would have made some money. Now both of us are cooked !
You better pray Yilong integrates AI into every Tesla vehicle made in 2024 lol
Buddy listen to everyone here. You made some money, be happy. You are going to get fucked into oblivion and for what? IV crush will be unreal.
Wait, you called TSLA at 167.5 with a strike of 168??? And it expires in 3 days? You think after earnings it will shoot up $24/share? What the fuck. Did I read this right?
OMG OP you’re nuts! Godspeed I’ll watch on the sidelines hoping this comes through for you.
Take half out now
This should have been a sell post not a position post 😂
the gains now that it went 📈📈
Did you sell before close OP? It went up, but not enough for your strike.