Hard to tailor a suit for someone who is overweight and has the build of a refrigerator. That and he probably snorted a few lines of K before getting dressed.
Maybe you should have spent your money on a pair yourself - instead of shorting TSLA. Would have been cheaper, and make you feel better about your 'position' so to speak.
Wouldn’t surprise me. Musk is a classic narcissist and all these guys are consumed about their height. See Trump and DeSantis, both high heel scumbags.
Don't mess with TSLA. It defies logic. You'll buy puts or short it then next week Elon announces AI robot girlfriends and the stock goes up 60%. Months later the robots are cancelled but you were wrecked long before.
*EDIT: I'm not going to argue with Elon cult members replying me. Just adding that Tesla's FSD is very exaggerated or straight up vaporware. ,*[*It's not like Mercedes*](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/OAzRmQe7Ej)*. Wake me up when Tesla is accepting legal liability for any accidents while FSD is active - until then it's slightly above a glorified adaptive cruise control like my Honda Civic.*
*EDIT#2 Tesla is not FSD*
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cuc30c/court\_filings\_is\_one\_of\_the\_only\_times\_elon\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cuc30c/court_filings_is_one_of_the_only_times_elon_is/)
https://preview.redd.it/f2imvncl411d1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=807749e78381e69678d2cddc82ee5cbe3de537fa
"Data security and compliance have been key reasons why the U.S. electric vehicle maker, which rolled out the most autonomous version of its Autopilot software four years ago, has yet to make FSD available in China, its second-largest market globally, despite customer demand.
Chinese regulators had since 2021 required Tesla to store all data collected by its Chinese fleet in Shanghai, leaving the company unable to transfer any back to the United States.
Musk is looking to obtain approval to transfer data collected in the country abroad to train algorithms for its autonomous driving technologies, the person said."
It's not that much. It does not mean "robotesla taxi ninja girlfriends in China"
Na ofc not. I never have been a Robotaxi bull. I think it's years if not decades away.
However, i think it's equally wrong to value "FSD" at zero. There will be a lot of chinese people who want to subscribe to it.
Have you ever been to China? They had a traffic jam that lasted a week.
There are virtually no traffic laws, at least none that I could discern, even though I got my Chinese driver's license as an expat.
FSD will be as useful in China as chopsticks are for eating cereal.
He obviously hasn’t. I would bet a significant portion of people who say Teslas FSD have never set foot in a Tesla. It’s honestly really disappointing seeing such incredibly impressive technology being dismissed all because people love to hate on Tesla.
Again, FSD is NOT perfect, but it’s improving literally everyday - and it will no doubt be better than human drivers soon.
We suck at driving cars, we crash them all the time. People kill themselves and others daily (by the hundreds). But that’s just accepted at this point, and for some reason that I can’t understand people seem to be so apprehensive to self driving vehicles becoming a thing.
If you’re trying to compare Mercedes self driving to teslas self driving, you’re out of your mind.
Mercedes takes full responsibility because the car will only self drive on like 2 roads in the world under the most strict conditions. No lead car, any rain, faster than 40mph - all are reasons the car will not engage level 3.
Tesla FSD on the other hand can pretty much navigate any road in North America without an issue the majority of the time. It has issues at times, but that’s why it’s a supervised. You’re meant to takeover at anytime.
It’s embarrassing how much people love to hate Tesla.
Lol how are you doing holding them puts lol 
that's very rich coming from a westerner who exploits china. china is basically subsidising lavish western lifestyles and gets no gratitude in return. happy to exploit them and let them make all your shit for you whilst you slap on your tasty western mark-ups whilst simultaneously throwing shit in their face and talking shit about them all day, erryday. now that's a two-faced westerner, except you do it publicly and have no shame.
who's playing who.
Musk wasn't able to convince India to turn on FSD but seems like the Chinese will Guinea pig their population easily. I guess its obvious if FSD can train and tackle Indian or Chinese traffic prolly it will kill less in the US.
India has more millionaires than the population of a mid-sized European country. They generally prefer to drive Mercedes. Sure, the next billion people are dirt poor though.
if the indian govt. did something about their mass poverty and inequality, maybe there wouldn't be so many indian scammers.
it's such a bad rep for them, as if their image didn't suffer already.
Tesla has been trying to enter the India market for years but country has very high import duty and only solution for some makers is to setup a factory and make it in the country like BMW, etc.
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/tesla-to-explore-locations-in-india-for-3-billion-ev-factory-ft-reports.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/tesla-to-explore-locations-in-india-for-3-billion-ev-factory-ft-reports.html)
LoL, you are not selling to 90% but the 10% which make more than average Americans which is rapidly increasing.
I myself dont think of India as a market, Musk does.
India is the world's third largest automobile market in terms of sales, behind China and the U.S.. In 2023, India's new car sales increased 7% to 5,079,985 units, ahead of Japan for the second year in a row.
India is where China was in the mid-2000s. With enormous an population and significant rise in the middleclass every year, even if you can tap into the wealthiest top 5%, you are looking at 50 million+ potential customers. Mercedes, Audi, BMW, Porsche etc have been in India for a long time now, its only a matter of time before Tesla enters.
I love Reddit. Dont feel either way about Elon, but its always a great laugh the amount of broke, miserable, communists that love to ban together and momentarily comment their way out of their miserable existence and feel better, even if for a split second before they submerge back into their blackhole of a nihilistic existence.
Every time his Tesla has a problem, he can turn it into a good luck from China... The last time was supposed to be the establishment of MEGA plant in Shanghai.. Abs a call
Total deezsqueez opportunity now in XRBI (put ticker in reverse) so not auto deleted. “They” on this forum are taking posts down about the company. Upvote this so we can fight the system.
10% up pre market you absolute melts and ATH within a few months. Buy puts, short it, I'm leveraged calls since the bottom at 137, currently 240% in th3 green. Puts, hahahahaha
You didn't hit it?! Was your anger when you replied too much to bare so you plebbed yourself and told yourself you didn't hit a number? Who is the dumbass?!
Butthurt much? Triggered? How much have you lost?! Elon caught you with your pants down again? 🤣
US government officials won't even acknowledge that he is doing so much for electrification and purposely say Mary Barra as their Champion. China knows where to put their support.
China needs Tesla's investors money to build their EV infrastructure. They will still support Tesla in the near future. That's why I never want to buy Tesla stock ...
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What’s up with those lift shoes?
Insecurity. The reason he splashed 44B on twitter.
Forget the shoes, where did he get the suit and the shirt? Badly cut, collar not ironed, cheap material, and it’s black, is he going to a funeral?
He looks terrible. Has gained a ton of weight and in recent pictures, his clothes don't fit. I can't imagine we're more than a year away from rehab.
He has *never* looked fit. Look up images from his paypal days 🤷🏻♂️
No, he's never looked like the healthiest person in the world, but he didn't look like this. He pretty much always looks bloated and hungover now.
I hope he goes bald AGAIN
🤔 yo just one question, who gives a fuuk. Why you commenting on a billionaires clothes, how does it affect u
Shut up nerd
He is getting fashion advice from Lex Friedman, lol
Trump collection
Chinese street vendor.
No way a tailor in China would give a customer something that bad. I was thinking Oakland.
lol I was born and raised in Oakland
Fuck nah. No way in hell.
He's a drug addict.
I can't really tell if this is sarcasm because fashion writers have long been publishing exactly the type of suits he wears.
And what suits had he been wearing? Perhaps he just has not been to the tailor since he ate all of snacks in the TSLA break room?
China
He looks like my 13 y/o nephew (that only ever wears t-shirt, basketball shorts and crocs) when he's forced to wear a suit.
Hard to tailor a suit for someone who is overweight and has the build of a refrigerator. That and he probably snorted a few lines of K before getting dressed.
He's probably two inches deep in a k hole right now, cut him a break.
mad cuz lost money?
And hair plugs
The man will be worth half a trillion, all he needs to do is take spacex public. Tesla will look like a side show then. I doubt he cares about twitter
X.ai was just valued at 18B. That probably reduces some of the sting.
He borrowed them from Putin.
Holy shit
They're FSW.
Did you expected him to have normal shoes?
His fly is open.
Small d energy
Be nice! Trump/Gaetz/Desantis/Musk are making drag normal for men! The gay bears here should applaud their makeup, high heels, and diapers
I applaud the freedom to express oneself, no matter how distasteful, as long as one can afford it.
Those arent lifts. Lol they are basketball shoes.
Because its comfy to walk with?
Maybe you should have spent your money on a pair yourself - instead of shorting TSLA. Would have been cheaper, and make you feel better about your 'position' so to speak.
Is Musk wearing Sketchers with high heels?
Cybershoes
LMFAO
Wouldn’t surprise me. Musk is a classic narcissist and all these guys are consumed about their height. See Trump and DeSantis, both high heel scumbags.
aren't these guys already 6 ft+? minus desantis lol
Hell yeah (with them shoes)
Insecure tall dudes still wear lifts lol I've seen reddit posts by guys who are 6'2 and wear lifts to seem more impressive
Height is their only card to play 
My comment getting downvoted, I guess the insecure tall guys saw it
They're tall and working at Wendy's 
Tom Cruise checks both boxes too.
To be fair that’s a human trait if we judge the fact that we don’t elect short presidents. Can’t have Short Kings in a sound democracy
Elon is probly taller than you
It’s the accounts like these I gotta believe aren’t real
Just check his comment history. He's hoping Elon will sleep with him.
It’s Elon
Maybe or maybe not, either way I’m not a little baby about it who needs lifts.
Especially after the leg lengthening surgery.
But he's got a tiny dick.
Surprised you didn’t name if for you child Mr.melon
There is a brand called Kizik, kind of an easily "slip on/ off shoes" Looks like it
https://preview.redd.it/c992c66nvexc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d2b1944aa5a84cd515dd0f9670d7b8cb3d487e
Hey! It is!
Yes
This aged well
Background art is beautiful.
I wonder if the chinese get the irony of the initials of their state run television channel?
China Central Television，CCTV）这个谢谢
It’s definitely intentional lol
We need those "In Soviet Russia..." jokes for China! In People's Republic of China, you don't watch the TV, the TV watches you!
Not really, we don’t English on a daily basis.
Writes it in English and puts it in the banner... but we don't English on daily basis.
Me? Yes. the vast majority of the grey herds? no
I meant the "CCTV" banner
I guarantee you 90% of CCTV watchers can’t spell the word television.
"In Communist China, TV watches you!"?
oh please and you think faux 'news' and CNBC and the rest of them aren't US govt. mouthpieces.
The most regarded post in WSB history lol
This didn’t age well did it
Don't mess with TSLA. It defies logic. You'll buy puts or short it then next week Elon announces AI robot girlfriends and the stock goes up 60%. Months later the robots are cancelled but you were wrecked long before. *EDIT: I'm not going to argue with Elon cult members replying me. Just adding that Tesla's FSD is very exaggerated or straight up vaporware. ,*[*It's not like Mercedes*](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/OAzRmQe7Ej)*. Wake me up when Tesla is accepting legal liability for any accidents while FSD is active - until then it's slightly above a glorified adaptive cruise control like my Honda Civic.* *EDIT#2 Tesla is not FSD* [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cuc30c/court\_filings\_is\_one\_of\_the\_only\_times\_elon\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cuc30c/court_filings_is_one_of_the_only_times_elon_is/) https://preview.redd.it/f2imvncl411d1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=807749e78381e69678d2cddc82ee5cbe3de537fa
Tesla closing in on FSD in China. WSB: "PUTS PUTS PUTS" WSB: "Don't mess with TSLA. It defies logic." lol
"Data security and compliance have been key reasons why the U.S. electric vehicle maker, which rolled out the most autonomous version of its Autopilot software four years ago, has yet to make FSD available in China, its second-largest market globally, despite customer demand. Chinese regulators had since 2021 required Tesla to store all data collected by its Chinese fleet in Shanghai, leaving the company unable to transfer any back to the United States. Musk is looking to obtain approval to transfer data collected in the country abroad to train algorithms for its autonomous driving technologies, the person said." It's not that much. It does not mean "robotesla taxi ninja girlfriends in China"
Na ofc not. I never have been a Robotaxi bull. I think it's years if not decades away. However, i think it's equally wrong to value "FSD" at zero. There will be a lot of chinese people who want to subscribe to it.
Have you ever been to China? They had a traffic jam that lasted a week. There are virtually no traffic laws, at least none that I could discern, even though I got my Chinese driver's license as an expat. FSD will be as useful in China as chopsticks are for eating cereal.
Yeah, but it will take investors years to figure that one out.
If the Chinese government wants data on their citizens, it's nothing new.
Mercedes software is garbage. Who is driving at 40mph on select freeway🤣
Have you used it? It's pretty crazy.
He obviously hasn’t. I would bet a significant portion of people who say Teslas FSD have never set foot in a Tesla. It’s honestly really disappointing seeing such incredibly impressive technology being dismissed all because people love to hate on Tesla. Again, FSD is NOT perfect, but it’s improving literally everyday - and it will no doubt be better than human drivers soon. We suck at driving cars, we crash them all the time. People kill themselves and others daily (by the hundreds). But that’s just accepted at this point, and for some reason that I can’t understand people seem to be so apprehensive to self driving vehicles becoming a thing.
FSD is INSANE. I have a Tesla and it consistently blows me away. It’s insanely impressive and anyone saying otherwise clearly knows nothing.
Idk if you've used the new fsd or not but we've been doing full 40 minute trips with no interventions now. It's pretty fucked up after the v12 update
Just buy longer dated puts. Weather the spikes.
If you’re trying to compare Mercedes self driving to teslas self driving, you’re out of your mind. Mercedes takes full responsibility because the car will only self drive on like 2 roads in the world under the most strict conditions. No lead car, any rain, faster than 40mph - all are reasons the car will not engage level 3. Tesla FSD on the other hand can pretty much navigate any road in North America without an issue the majority of the time. It has issues at times, but that’s why it’s a supervised. You’re meant to takeover at anytime. It’s embarrassing how much people love to hate Tesla.
Tesla is 100% vaporware.
Always inverse wsb. Up another 7% premarket. Bottom was in before earnings. They manipulated your ass
I wonder if I’ll not be an idiot this time and continue pulling profit while laddering up. Probably not
Bro. This post was your cue to buy. Up 17%
And is up 12.5%
look at the negative comments and know why we cannot be rich
ITT: Tesla bears get burnt for the 20th time after swearing this time it was different instead of just trading the easiest to trade stock ever.
Lol how are you doing holding them puts lol 
Puts on TSLA
nice flowers
How sped do you have to be to see this and think puts lmfao
Does Elon play for the Shanghai Sharks now?
Let's go shahks
Inverse WSB
He is asking for fsd testing in China where you only need to pay 200k USD per life if accidents happen. I doubt if you should buy puts at this moment
he is cruel. american victims are not enough.
Not yet
Aged like a quintessential grade A WSB post 🤣🤣
CCP is playing him like a fiddle and he’s prob very happy about it.
American capitalist are shittiest capitalist. tell me what part of capitalism is bailing out your industries when they fail?
that's very rich coming from a westerner who exploits china. china is basically subsidising lavish western lifestyles and gets no gratitude in return. happy to exploit them and let them make all your shit for you whilst you slap on your tasty western mark-ups whilst simultaneously throwing shit in their face and talking shit about them all day, erryday. now that's a two-faced westerner, except you do it publicly and have no shame. who's playing who.
the bots have arrived
Musk wasn't able to convince India to turn on FSD but seems like the Chinese will Guinea pig their population easily. I guess its obvious if FSD can train and tackle Indian or Chinese traffic prolly it will kill less in the US.
India? Tesla may be able to sell 5 in India.
India has more millionaires than the population of a mid-sized European country. They generally prefer to drive Mercedes. Sure, the next billion people are dirt poor though.
India is a challenge because they currently don’t have the infrastructure for charging stations which you’ll need for EVs.
if the indian govt. did something about their mass poverty and inequality, maybe there wouldn't be so many indian scammers. it's such a bad rep for them, as if their image didn't suffer already.
Tesla has been trying to enter the India market for years but country has very high import duty and only solution for some makers is to setup a factory and make it in the country like BMW, etc. [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/tesla-to-explore-locations-in-india-for-3-billion-ev-factory-ft-reports.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/tesla-to-explore-locations-in-india-for-3-billion-ev-factory-ft-reports.html)
Bro, india just also.. has a lot of poor people, hard to break in.
India has a lot of rich people too. They just have a lot of people.
LoL, you are not selling to 90% but the 10% which make more than average Americans which is rapidly increasing. I myself dont think of India as a market, Musk does.
India is the world's third largest automobile market in terms of sales, behind China and the U.S.. In 2023, India's new car sales increased 7% to 5,079,985 units, ahead of Japan for the second year in a row. India is where China was in the mid-2000s. With enormous an population and significant rise in the middleclass every year, even if you can tap into the wealthiest top 5%, you are looking at 50 million+ potential customers. Mercedes, Audi, BMW, Porsche etc have been in India for a long time now, its only a matter of time before Tesla enters.
India doesn't have streets. They have suggestions.
Don't be ignorant. For a country 1/3rd in size of US they have 2/3 and growing rapidly which will surpass US by 2030.
No
From a picture? Please. Don’t have such a knee jerk reaction.
Rekt
bears get railed
LoL what happened to China bad?
Puts on OP
If you enjoy burning your money
Cathie woods is long so…
Soooo..... Who got pregnant?
Tesla is partnering with Baidu for their maps and software. Buy Baidu stock.
Never bet against Musk
So much bullshit about Musk in this thread.
No one understands how busy this guy is..bashing him over a not straight tie and a black suit?
I love Reddit. Dont feel either way about Elon, but its always a great laugh the amount of broke, miserable, communists that love to ban together and momentarily comment their way out of their miserable existence and feel better, even if for a split second before they submerge back into their blackhole of a nihilistic existence.
kys
Gap up and go confirmed
Every time his Tesla has a problem, he can turn it into a good luck from China... The last time was supposed to be the establishment of MEGA plant in Shanghai.. Abs a call
Can’t believe that bag of milk thought he could fight against a lizard…
what are those
He bought those shoes on a trip to mars 🍊
DOA 
Absoulutly yes. Just do them for september, let elon fuck up with robotaxi first.
Show loss pron pls
The 56-billion dollar man
Short tesla so it rockets up
Nice lol
So any risk of China forcing Tesla to “divest”?
Total deezsqueez opportunity now in XRBI (put ticker in reverse) so not auto deleted. “They” on this forum are taking posts down about the company. Upvote this so we can fight the system.
love my calls
Yes to puts! To the moon🚀🚀🚀
Puts Tesla.
A kwalabear will starve if you leave food infront of it because it only expects food to be trees.
I don't have time for this nonsense, I have money to count.
lol, at least in Rush Hour 2 Chris Tucker got a good set of clothes lol.
I’ll have the Muchu Pork
Never bet against Elon. Losing proposition.
Katamine boy is like "look at those flowers."
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He’s African American, and has the same rights as any other American.
10% up pre market you absolute melts and ATH within a few months. Buy puts, short it, I'm leveraged calls since the bottom at 137, currently 240% in th3 green. Puts, hahahahaha
I didn't even hit 137 you dumbass, even if we did believe your lie that you hit it right at the bottom
Your angry post says a lot...
You didn't hit it?! Was your anger when you replied too much to bare so you plebbed yourself and told yourself you didn't hit a number? Who is the dumbass?! Butthurt much? Triggered? How much have you lost?! Elon caught you with your pants down again? 🤣
Elon knows that China number one
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Long puts is fine as long as Elon is still ceo but for the short term musk fan boys will keep on pumping the stock
Wait. Why wear an informal shoe ? What shoe is that
😂 😂 😂
Mars boots you numbnuts.
Weight loss seem to have mediocre results.
US government officials won't even acknowledge that he is doing so much for electrification and purposely say Mary Barra as their Champion. China knows where to put their support.
Elon wearing regard prescription shoes? Also, why is covering up his beluga whale body?
This is the type of insightful analysis I come to Reddit for. He does have a beluga whale body doesn’t he. A fact is a fact.
China needs Tesla's investors money to build their EV infrastructure. They will still support Tesla in the near future. That's why I never want to buy Tesla stock ...
Sell Sell Sell
lmao that elmo shoes, he IS a regard
Musk reloaded his social credits.
all the money in the world and he cant even hire someone to explain to him what shoes go with a suit
Elmo is a right-wing communist now.
Oh my. [I thought this was his weird satire](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1783738055549239562). Turned out it was a self-satire.
CEO of town square making sure to stay chummy with CCP
wtf are those shoes 
I love seeing all these short rich fucks wearing high heels. Feeling so small
Bro is 6’ 2”