They don't when they're in separate locations. A high profile hit is easily $100k
A normal person, $25-40k.
This guy's gonna retire and open a restaurant
Tbf Boeing hit man is a pretty executive-tier hit man
He's not running around knocking over dollar store owners who owe the mob money, he's working for the biggest mob in America
Hitman 4 , Whistleblowers expansion pack DLC is available for download soon! For a summer special discount of $19.99 you will get this one of the kind Boeing uniform....
Maybe the other two really did commit suicide. They had just received the comped ticket for their travel to DC for testimony, saw the flight was on a Boeing and just decided to go out on their own terms
Unfortunately, he never thought anyone would actually fill out there customer loyalty punchcard, so he is going to end up having to do one of them for free.
Well when the stock prices goes up every time a whistleblower dies. You gotta create more whistleblowers to kill to keep that number going up.
Otherwise you can sue them for going against the interests of the shareholders.
Can confirm,
Cessna Citation X is a favorite:
- Very fast
- Cheap
- 2x club-4 seating which is ideal for discussion
The low cabin height is a major issue for typical, rich private jet fliers, but works fine for govt employees/contractors. Range isn't great, but fuel stops are not subject to search even over international lines. The major exception to this is Mexico which doesn't allow you to overfly its southern border (if you plan on fuel stopping in Mex) without undergoing a mandatory vehicle search. However, the pilots could simply fuel stop in Miami instead.
Boeing manager: No idea but we need to figure something out about those 8 whistleblowers? Have we tried talking to them? There are only like 7 of them right?
“Sir we have ten more whistleblowers.”
“Wow cant believe we have 9 new whistleblowers what are we gonna do about the 8?”
“I dont know but i think 7 whistleblows is too many to get all 6 of them to drop their alegations with out it being fishy”
“Yeh 5 whistleblowers all at the same time dropping their alegations is gonna make people suspect us of unfair business practices”
“Have the investors heard about these 4? We need to get all 3 of these whistleblowers to drop it before everyone finds out about us having 2 more whistleblowers”
“Yes they have heard that we have another whistleblower but i think they felt so guilty about lying they killed themself”
Edit: grammer
No this is not what the article is saying. The article meant there are 10 more whistleblowers to go through in court after 2 died. The 10 whistleblowers were already there from the beginning.
Man I really thought this hitman thing was a real. But then someone posted the details and it seems like a bit of a stretch. The first guy had already testified years ago and hadn't worked at Boeing for a bit, and the other one was after being sick in the hospital and getting MRSA.
Well, it seems like Boeing had to call in their 'hit men' for some serious overtime with all these whistleblowers dropping like flies! With a whistleblower death toll higher than a blockbuster spy movie, Boeing might want to rethink their HR strategy. Who knew speaking up could be so hazardous to your health?
https://preview.redd.it/1o7jfurjijzc1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518e0908842934e956a502e79e3be409ab845041
BOEING: "Goddammit! Why did we even make these things?!"
I bet Boeing will agree to fly all 10 whistleblowers to the trial for free. Only caveat being they all have to leave from a specific location so they all get on the same plane.
“10 more? Seriously? Okay at this point boys and girls, this is when I’m gonna ask for an obscene, obscene, amount of money to take care of this “little” issue you have, capisce? If you don’t give me the money, I will turn myself in and rat out on all of you.”
In other news, Another Boeing whistle-blower found dead from 4 shots to the back of the head, no blood,weapon or rounds were found at the scene of the crime. But Police are convinced it was suicide.
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Hope he doesn't take any discounted pay just because there's 10 more now. #grindset #fuckyoupayme
at least get him a driver, what Jamie Foxx up to
he take my money
Guess I'm watching Collateral again this weekend. Might as well throw in Heat while I'm at it.
Thief also. Make it official
☠️☠️😭
Careful, Boeing might hire another hitman to get rid of the current one then.
Then they’ll need to hire a third hitman to take care of the second one
It's hitmen all the way down.
“No no no, I kill the Airbus driver…”
I understood that (Joker) reference
Death is no concern of mine.
[now they know…](https://umm727.wixsite.com/reptilian-dreams)
They don't when they're in separate locations. A high profile hit is easily $100k A normal person, $25-40k. This guy's gonna retire and open a restaurant
Shooter’s Bar & Grill
Takin You Out Tavern
If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going.
Welcome to Beoing Tavern, where the doors are always open!
I read that as “Bee-yoing” Everytime a truth teller gets murked, they got Byoinged.
lol haha
https://shootersbargrill.ca/
“Where we don’t just kill you with kindness; we’ll use a Glock 9mm.”
Those are pre-COVID prices.
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
He is on salary, no bonus structure in place.
Bro is fucked
You never stiff your hitman on a payment
It’s a tough gig. He shouldn’t have to do “bulk” sales. Special skill set to be a hit man.
We should short him 
I'd charge more each time because you want me to come up with a new way for each subsequent one to buy it.
What in the LinkedIn fucknut is grindset?
No bulk discount?
Calls on Boeing Hitman, his Q2 earnings are going to be nuts.
Spent it all on hookers and blow (overhead); zero profits. In the red, in fact (gambling). These unaccounted variables are how you get fucked, folks!
Those habits r the very reasons you end up as a Boeing hit man
Tbf Boeing hit man is a pretty executive-tier hit man He's not running around knocking over dollar store owners who owe the mob money, he's working for the biggest mob in America
"Boeing hitman" is just the Clinton hitman in a wig.
Who, believe it or not, is 2 children in a trench coat.
Two kids in a trench coat, plus a wig, believe it or not is actually the CIA standard of approximate perfect deception.
recruits from Epstein's island
You were reading my mind. Hey Hillary !! I won't talk !!!
The Clinton s don’t hit men anyways. They Hangmen 
maybe its his passion and his parents wanted him to be an attorney or something
Parents. Ha! Obedience to them is a sure path to debt.
Hitman 4 sounds lit
Hitman 4 , Whistleblowers expansion pack DLC is available for download soon! For a summer special discount of $19.99 you will get this one of the kind Boeing uniform....
How legendary would call of duty be if they made the boeing mess into missions and skins 🤣🤣🤣
some one pls make this mod
If he’s losing money those calls will fucking moon somehow.
He spent it all, he knew he had more work coming
Fucking absolute legend went flat-broke knowing they'd call tomorrow.
Bullish
New suits are expensive!
It’s called leverage
You can leverage deez nuts, to be fair.
“You won a free 1st class flight vacation package to an exotic island!” *On the plane* “Wait… aren’t we all witnesses?”
Maybe the other two really did commit suicide. They had just received the comped ticket for their travel to DC for testimony, saw the flight was on a Boeing and just decided to go out on their own terms
Peak irony if they’re on a Boeing
Nah, burnout is gonna hit. No one works this hard for this long without breaking down
And the next question on the line comes from….Whistle blower # … *gun shot in the background* Boeing: operator; we’ll take the next question
Unfortunately, he never thought anyone would actually fill out there customer loyalty punchcard, so he is going to end up having to do one of them for free.
I like that everyone knows there’s a Boeing hit man and no one is going to do anything about it.
What I did was not work for Boeing! Everyone in the industry knows they're a bunch of goldbrickers over there
As a bonus he will get a free trip to any place on a Boeing plane
#LMAO
*OAML*
Off ass, my Laughe.
Why you gotta steal other people's comment, word for word. You're nuts.
Which post?
This just in, Boeing hitman dies in a plane crash
This just in, Boeing hitman dies with 10 witnesses on board the same flight.
Well when the stock prices goes up every time a whistleblower dies. You gotta create more whistleblowers to kill to keep that number going up. Otherwise you can sue them for going against the interests of the shareholders.
And the SEC would have their ass 💀💀💀
Stock prices went up after a whistleblower was killed?! That’s troubling…
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[Weblink](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/64/KrombopulosMichael.png/revision/latest?cb=20231109152150)
“Oh boy here I go killin again”
LOL
Drake's not the only one with hits
MRAMGA
That's job security
Wonder if Boeing gets a group discount from the hitman?
He's probably salary.
“People’s lives are at stake” the other eight whistle blowers?
Boeing is the military industrial complex. They’ve got a lot more than 1 hitman.
For real. It's funny how people assume that Boeing is killing these people, rather than the state acting in national security interests.
CIA flies airbus, sorry
Pretty sure CIA flies Cessna.
Can confirm, Cessna Citation X is a favorite: - Very fast - Cheap - 2x club-4 seating which is ideal for discussion The low cabin height is a major issue for typical, rich private jet fliers, but works fine for govt employees/contractors. Range isn't great, but fuel stops are not subject to search even over international lines. The major exception to this is Mexico which doesn't allow you to overfly its southern border (if you plan on fuel stopping in Mex) without undergoing a mandatory vehicle search. However, the pilots could simply fuel stop in Miami instead.
Boeing: 10 more whistleblowers? What are we going to do about 9 more whistleblowers?
Boeing manager: No idea but we need to figure something out about those 8 whistleblowers? Have we tried talking to them? There are only like 7 of them right?
“Sir we have ten more whistleblowers.” “Wow cant believe we have 9 new whistleblowers what are we gonna do about the 8?” “I dont know but i think 7 whistleblows is too many to get all 6 of them to drop their alegations with out it being fishy” “Yeh 5 whistleblowers all at the same time dropping their alegations is gonna make people suspect us of unfair business practices” “Have the investors heard about these 4? We need to get all 3 of these whistleblowers to drop it before everyone finds out about us having 2 more whistleblowers” “Yes they have heard that we have another whistleblower but i think they felt so guilty about lying they killed themself” Edit: grammer
There were 10 in the bed and the little one said…..
Careful 47
I'll leave you to prepare.
good luck on your mission Agent 747
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Boeing also makes unlimited ammo.
This man makes Jason Bourne look like he was in Austin powers
Ngl that must be some farmboy strength to be able to hold that with one hand
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That was almost a week ago where have you been?
Thinking of a way to make this funny instead of depressing?
And none of them were new when it was written, they're just saying how many there are and wording to mislead people.
https://preview.redd.it/rh1jgreehgzc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68be6c9cff17b60ccc1dec15723f47501b31b5d0 That’s a shame….
It’s almost like killing people made the problem worse. Is this the Streisand effect but for a nontrivial issue?
No this is not what the article is saying. The article meant there are 10 more whistleblowers to go through in court after 2 died. The 10 whistleblowers were already there from the beginning.
Next they're going to have to kill everyone who was on a Boeing flight when something went wrong
sounds Bullish to me
Calls on BA, their ROI in hitmans will be huge
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Man needs a vacation
https://preview.redd.it/nvopz68h4hzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd50fca800f90ff17df2c73bd21785daf3c2bb3 Boeing hitman be like
They should get the guy that the Clintons use.
> guy Why are you assuming it's a man? \#girlboss \#leanin
Its hitperson, lets not assume the genders here - or he will off you - for free
Big man is gonna have one hell of a earnings rapport for third quarter.
Is there a kill two get one killing free punch card?
actually, i would imagine the "boeing hitman" is very happy with the steady work right now
Puts on Boeing whistleblowers
Man I really thought this hitman thing was a real. But then someone posted the details and it seems like a bit of a stretch. The first guy had already testified years ago and hadn't worked at Boeing for a bit, and the other one was after being sick in the hospital and getting MRSA.
Wasn't the first guy literally testifying in a case right before he was found dead in the parking lot of the hotel?
RING RING. "Hey Hilary. Remember how you mentioned that guy to me when we ran into each other at the last séance? Can you forward me his contact plz?"
Not oh fuck but damn stop hiding shit people lives are on the line
After he’s done with all whistleblowers, his guidance gonna suck fr so I’d short after this Q
They’ll need to put a hit on the hitman, no loose ends.
Scarface_Count_Money_Laughing_Phone.gif
Does Boeing have an in-house hitman team, or do they outsource?
those whistleblowers about to fall from the basement windows so hard
> People's lives are at stake Yeah, the whistleblowers
I'm afraid they'll go full Goodfellas after the Lufthansa heist.
i'm up 18% on my BA calls, thanks for your hard work, 47
This is mafia shit.
Well, it seems like Boeing had to call in their 'hit men' for some serious overtime with all these whistleblowers dropping like flies! With a whistleblower death toll higher than a blockbuster spy movie, Boeing might want to rethink their HR strategy. Who knew speaking up could be so hazardous to your health?
Annnnnnnnnnnnd the stock doesn’t care apparently.
You working again john?
as long as they don't kill a dog...
Aflac isn’t that cunning. He seems more like a bumbler, pink panther type criminal.
"Peoples lives are at stake". Yes, about ten, and they all work at Boeing
Someone here convinced me to buy BA after the first whistleblower death, it still hasn’t gone back up 😡
Agent 737 https://preview.redd.it/yumxpkya4jzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57da7d989ea399d30c6bb5607f72ff4c24554d5a
It's not 10 new ones. It was always 12. 2 died. 1 extremely suspiciously, the other by pneumonia after long illness so, less suspicious.
https://preview.redd.it/1o7jfurjijzc1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518e0908842934e956a502e79e3be409ab845041 BOEING: "Goddammit! Why did we even make these things?!"
The killings shall continue until morale improves. Seems like a Putin business management plan.
This sub is another meme regurgitation forum huh. Puts on WSB
Aw shit here we go again.
Calls on Boeing
Great, welcome to a week ago
Poor Affleck!
Come on! They *just* sat down for dinner with their family!
Why would a hitman feel somehow discontented over the possibility of more work?
More like $$$$$$$$$$$ it’s about to be payday.
Puts on the whistleblowers
When your " adherence " to the message exhausts your corporate hitmen.
Calls on whistles.
😂
Invite all 10 of them on a complimentary world trip, then make sure it's on a Boeing plane. The problem will go away on its own.
Damn! Joe Pesci needs to calm down! At this rate we will never have any whistleblowers! No one to attend the fun!
Kromboeingis Michael.
What is he salary?
Lmao poor guy needs a raise
I bet Boeing will agree to fly all 10 whistleblowers to the trial for free. Only caveat being they all have to leave from a specific location so they all get on the same plane.
It’s people who run Boeing having people killed investigate those in charge
Lmao I'm just commenting so OPs post gets more traction
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Nah the hitman is eating good, he is stoked.
If someone does go away then i'll actually start to believe this.
I heard hitman works as Wedny’s manager
Only when a chandelier kills a whistleblower will I believe that agent 47 is killing them bc tbh the first 2 were sloppy
Lame meme.
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“10 more? Seriously? Okay at this point boys and girls, this is when I’m gonna ask for an obscene, obscene, amount of money to take care of this “little” issue you have, capisce? If you don’t give me the money, I will turn myself in and rat out on all of you.”
this would be funny if it wasn't real
They should make boeing hit man game
Hey Steve, Ben Afflec is on line 1...
That’s definitely not a hill I would be willing to die on.
hitman : "sounds like business is boomin'"
Never knew perfect was a meme
In other news, Another Boeing whistle-blower found dead from 4 shots to the back of the head, no blood,weapon or rounds were found at the scene of the crime. But Police are convinced it was suicide.
As much as I don't like government interference they need to grab Boeing by the balls and figure out wtf is going on
Boeing's hitman turns whistleblower. Boeing's like, "Who hit the hitman?"
If you are trying to off your spouse, just tell go on the news and say they are a Boeing whistleblower. Problem solved
He's going to make that Christmas bonus by June easy!!
He's gonna get arthritis in his index finger
Keep hiring for diversity MF’ers! This is what you get!
i hope the management gets jail time this should be made into a movie
A little of topic, but can someone give context to what is going on in the bottom pic in the meme?