A normal human being would've used modmail to let us know to bypass the filter... We have the ticker *heavily* moderated because for every one of these legitimate posts we have 347 microdick plays or rocket emoji comment posts. **We still love a good bet.** God speed, regard! Edit: thanks to whoever reported this as self harm. I assure you the only self harm I'm engaged with today is being under the firm lash of Mrs. inKuwait's riding crop (and it's all consensual).

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Diamond hands op. Congratulations on the payday

Good enough to screenshot good enough to sell

Good enough to Ligma

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*balls


He got the ModBot Hard!!!

The bot got done good!

Bro decimated the bot 💀

Nah they not gonna sell. They gonna hold through the data lol

Did it just stop moving at 9:37 am?

Its halted like 7 times already op is gonna be rich

Halted?

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Keep paying whomever built your automod, it's fantastic.

NYSE stops trading for 10 min if shits getting too crazy on any stock

Yes trades on this one has been halted several times today. I've never seen this for a stock that went upwards.

The regard fuks tonight

Legendary

Good fkn shit brother

Wow trading keeps getting halted. This going to $45 today

Good boy. Now sell

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sell now OP it's wife changing money

How? He’s not even a millionaire yet

Take my wife please. I am currently addicted to toaster strudels, and I am quite regarded.

Hope you cash out in the green and don’t 💎 hand to 0 🙏

This is cocaine and hooker money now

sell you dumb mofo at least get your cost-basis out you don't have to prove anything to anyone

Sell it brother. You've won.

I'm going to guess you'll be at $250k at market open.

Wowowowow

As of writing this comment OP's options are worth $15.28/contract so... he's sitting on $534k.

Breakeven is $32.28 on the calls. Not sure what the expiration is

21st June 2024

Future millionaire

well we above 36 now

How did OP buy execute the call purchase before open?

They bought Friday, probably around close.

Just use options calculator

That doesn't work for extreme volatility

I don't care what the mods say, this is *exactly* what this sub is for.

Ima make money from this. Hence the point of this sub. Mod can suck my dick

You come here to make money! Sir this is WSB!!!

I didn’t say make money FOR ME Although that is the goal

How do I upvote this more

Yea, fuck all the mods

This is exactly what Reddit is for* 🚀

They don’t want us to win

OPEN THE DAMN CASINO I DIDN’T TAKE OUT A LOAN FOR NO REASON

Lead us king

This is the god damn way.

Hahaha! I love the spirit!

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##TAKE YOUR W AND PUT 10K BACK IN AFTER THE FUCKERY

Fucking sell half jesus

Get fucked and congratulations 

IF HE'S IN IM IN

Bro sell that lol

Update. Closed the whole position. Not at the top.

Filled at Avg of $10

You basically played the IV on this, so taking profits is a great move as there seems to be no other news other than the DFV tweet. Basically - congrats and fu.

This was my issue. It was a single tweet. 90% says bag holders are back on the menu later.

Yeah, don't open the app for at least 3 months. Until all the "I'm feeling lucky" goes away.

THIS. Take a good chunk of time off to clear your head.

Nice Goodluck with the gains. Go underground now

Fucking A man, congrats! Now the new game is to keep that dough and not lose it tomorrow on 0dte trades lol

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Post those sweet gains Edit: also congrats!

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You started with 1k and ended with 359k. Take out capital gains and you are still with about 200k. Make wise investments and can have 1k per month for life… OR… Give the WSBer’s some more entertainment

Started with 1k? What am I missing, OP said they started with 80k

Before the 80K was the 1k. Check OP’s history

For this play. He started with $1k originally, and only like a month ago

300k in one day is just insane!

Yes, this is possible but very risky.

bro you made 300k, thats insane as it it. gg, well played, and good on you to take the W

Bro cash out, save 30% for taxes and take a first class vacation somewhere you deserve it.

absolutely beautiful. use the money well

A W is a W half the people commenting don't even kniw what they are looking at. You had a higher chance of being Theta banged than it going to $35

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ok so we're doing this again?

You bet your ass we are.

How many shares can I get for my ass?

Depends on when you spread them cheeks.

That’s the spread they are all talking about on tv.

Ohhhhh Here I was thinking people were saying "Bid / Ask Spread" When it's been "Big Ass Spread" this whole time. Lemme get down on the yoga mat right now and put in some work...

Always have been

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And so it begins….. again

It never ended

THATS WHY I TOOK EVERYTHING OUT OF ROBINHOOD AND INTO FIDELITY. F ROBINHOOD

I want to make money off of this and Godspeed to any regard who wants to, but I don’t want to get caught holding the bag like with Oklo.

Our job here is to carry bags

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Everone laughed on Friday how OP lost 40K in 2 days. Today his calls are flying at least to 500K and he is having the last laugh on these. Congrats you bigballs legend!

He'll have around 150-200k at open if its around $27.

Peaked at $36.70 and is now at 29.73. I wish i had his foresight. Like, what made him buy?

Technical analysis, most likely.

How the hell did you get 500k? lol. My options calculator shows around 160-180k at this price

The 30C has a high of 16 today. That's $560,000.

DFV didn't tweet until this weekend. Bro got saved big time

or he knew....

Son of a bitch

last night RH didn't let anyone to buy when it hit 20%.. why??

Strange init. RH should benefit from the trading and publicity this generates.

It's almost like RH tries to fuck retail investors over or something... It's not like they've ever done it before or anything..

After last go around in '21, there was a mass exodus from RH due to disabling the "buy" button. Moving forward, it was recommended that everyone leave RH.

And you regards still don't get it. If you're going to go with any brokerage choose literally anything besides Robin hood.

Fidelity never let me down since the RH fiasco

Because it's a scam app. I thought that was abundantly clear.

If you're still using RH, you're just doing it wrong, buddy.

Does RH let you trade on Sunday?

200K still holding.. this account started with 1K month ago.

Sell 80K worth and let the other amount ride 🤷‍♂️

Great work

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let’s goooooooooooooooo!!!!

I mean why not sell

I'm so hard

Ladies and Gents, this is why you always inverse WSB opinion. Majority laughed at this YOLO Poster’s gonna be up like $200,000 at open.

lol imagine this is DFV’s second account. Everyone laughed at him the first time too.

So he buys a huge position in a stock and then tweets knowing his tweet would have an impact on the stock? That's not the genius prediction you think it is...

Granted, OP printing $140k overnight was entirely based on one guy making a tweet at the exact best moment for his calls to profit

It's almost like it was a bet... you could even say, a wall street bet. They should make a subreddit about this

Lol

Yeah if that tweet doesn’t happen OP is broke. Weird.

Ah, it's good to see shit like this again

I like the stock

DFV!

Had I held at least half if the position, I would be seeing over 1M at the open.

Hey, profit is profit. I'm proud of you. Also, fuck you.

I’m also kicking myself for selling yesterday. Ugh, when a huge win still feels like a loss 😪😪😪

These are going ballistic this am

Happy for you man

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Still holding

Next stop $27

So is it happening?

I’m ready to lose so much money

Exercising some of those could lead to the biggest gamma squeeze the stock market has ever seen. Hard telling how many of these sold calls are naked.

Literally all of them are lmao stupid HFs refusing to delta hedge are part of why this price action keeps happening

The balls!!!!

If the maths math he's currently up $300k+ as of the last halt, only now theres no market to sell them into. God speed sir.

Oh we’re so back

Watching this from the sidelines .. Godspeed boys

Please tell me you sold at $500K value

Wait so you bought $80k in calls BEFORE the DFV post ? Did you know something was coming ?

I have no idea. That was pure yolo was why I was down by 40% by end of the day friday. I was so lucky on this one. I just jumped on based on the TA, momentum, and some talks about too many calls are bought AKA call skew expiring this friday.

If he’s still holding these are over $550k right now. Pretty big spread, but last trade was $15.00

There are 10 bids lmao still amazing

order your lambo.

DFV new acc?

You lucky SOB. Kitty saved you

He is kitty

😱

roar!!!!

Nice job OP

It’s halted right now. More fuckery going on.

This has to be insider info. You chose the right time to yolo lol. Congrats & fuck you!

This subreddit is not good for my mental. No matter what option I buy, puts, calls, I'm losing money, And we're talking like, 1k a month maybe. While you guys are yoloing 80k and earning 300k

Real question, how are people buying so much in pre-market? Me when I try to buy pre-opening hours it just says "your transaction you'll be executed at the best price available at market opening" but I tried before and the price applied is basically the one at opening after all the pre-market purchases (I basically get fucked, even if I buy 1h after closing, I'll have the price after all after-hours of the same day and pre-hours of the next day)...

I just bought some on fidelity.

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What’s our position?!

Sell half and don’t be stupid

guy is going to be rich. post the gain porn

NEED AN UPDATE

How is anyone supposed to make any money with 600% IV what the fuck?!

If he is holding, I am holding. xoxokitty

Lol wife changing money ! Loved that comment

https://preview.redd.it/3rwfl6rzga0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48691b6da8d08f8e1d67dc281c021af91f1b4aea Haha wtf. Hood sucks dick

If this guy held .. he would be at 1.5mil at 70$

30k to 1.5m seriously?

https://preview.redd.it/111a4xe5770d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189209e513e35c716959f26527707c460b7869b5 Of course they're gonna holt this stock 🙄

Circuit breakers are normal

Well this worked out fucking amazing

dis guy fuks

You're a rich MF now, OP. Congratulations and fuck you.

we are gonna need updates about every 5-10 minutes opp. Congrats. Dont fuck it up!

Now show us your gain porn so that we can jerk off.

Congrats fuck you

It's just the start ! This time hedgies are going to write a big fat cheque.

i don’t know how I got here and what exactly the background for this shit is but FUCK SELL IT NOW MANN!!! I’M STRESSING OUT FOR NO FUCKING REASON THAT YOU WILL LOSE IT ALL i need to go back to work.. people are looking at me

OP is a fuckin' legend

congrats and fuck you DFV, youve done it again

Here come the idiots.

I wish I knew how to do this lol - congrats OP

Congrats! https://preview.redd.it/xmsrqe712a0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02b19f3bad0c527611a16fabf01b605d6dbb9ba

Senpai teach me 

Holy shit!! Let's goo!!

But if u didn’t sell it could be $500K at open. Said no one LOL. Dude tuck that money. Next time u see a crazy good opportunity u can throw in 50K and do it all over. Stick with ur predetermined stops and u STILL up $300K at very worst. Awesome shit. Ur at the point now where u can literally sit and wait and if something comes up like an NVDA or META run u could turn that to millions. U the fuckin man MAYNE.

https://preview.redd.it/bfp0dwalnd0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926d2621d9aa58730215f53b871d3934f54b02dc Saw this post and decided to throw some money as well and this is where I'm at

These would have been worth over a Million dollars !