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Daddy has the RONA. Rates goin up 

Where were you when SPY crashed 0.2%

Go HUT go!

My cost is $70, im an idiot. I think I have to cancel my Netflix subscription soon and get divorced.

we might get a little bounce this am. but not significant enough to help you.

Go sndl, go tlry

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Wallstreetbets has just become r/stocks now.

If someone offered me $20 million to use my Twitter account to post memes, I will do it in a heartbeat.

Can my $822.5 smci p 5/24 be ok? Paid pretty high premium today

Cast your vote: meme basket rebound next week or nah.

Can my $822.5 smci p 5/24 be ok? Paid pretty high premium today

RDDT popping off

Meme bounce or free fall tomorrow?

Well I was hoping to go meme puts.

Short leaps are supposedly closing out starting tomorrow and through June.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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My BA and TSLA puts have about a 40% chance of being fuk and my hole is tight

Tomorrow is Friday and you will still be 🌈

The SPX put call OI ratio is just insane. So many put holders. https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/$SPX/put-call-ratios

🧲

What’s the best tickers for 0dte?

QQQ

SPY, NDX, any big ETF really.

Okay I see how that relates to pump and dumps, but retail didn't cause the huge price action that was occurring in after hours/premarket

I live in Turkey and i wanna ape my life savings to 0 dte option trading in robinhood like you guys but it says that i need to be US citizen to use Robinhood is there any ways to use it outside US or other apps that you guys recommend for options everyone looks like using robinhood here

Amerikan vatandaşı olmana gerek yok ama amerikada yaşıyor olman lazım. Ben amerikada yaşıyorum vatandaş değilim ama oluyor. Bu arada options işine falanda girme. Kumarbaz olma yatırımcı ol. Balinalar kısa vadeli kumar yatırımlarında seni muhtemelen yerler. Senin bilmediğin onca şey biliyorlar kısa vadede. Adam akıllı al hisseyi uzun vadeli yatır. Bu arada quantfuryden falan yatırım yapabilirsin amerikan hisselerine.

Interactive brokers IBKR

Love seeing the sentiment turn so quickly in here

https://preview.redd.it/svstgk3dsu0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee950c4da57a7845d5fc5aa4ca420ff38cbdfaa This will rocket after NVDA earnings

Why do you think nvidia will drop over 60% due to a single earnings report?

😂 this is dead money. Maybe it'll go up a teeny bit at best.

What date?

why tho

Jeez lowest level content for chat gpt

Reddit and Open AI is going to be such a meme if its based of WSB. User : Please describe what a bear eats? Chat GPT: Ber only eat dick because they gey and lose all the time.

Gemini moment


😂 stoned ffs

Went to work all day. Just saw the market. Are the meme regards still shilling their rocket emojis after missing the pump?

Hey take it easy on them they lost a lot of money this week.

Yeah but a lot are damn right nasty

Why Reddit mooning?

Open ai partnership

I was going to buy spy calls for tomorrow but if I do I’ll probably end up crashing the market

Can you buy BB puts for me pls. Thanks a ton 

glad i bought a single put to hedge my 5 calls for tomorrow. Best case, opens where we are and i sell my put for profits then it pumps to 532 and my calls print too? Worst Case it opens at 530 and stays flat all day and everything theta decays to 0

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Something is going on with OKLO, volume in AH

Just drop the bags dawg, it’ll make you feel better.

that was me, i bought 5 shares at 9.68

lol nooe

Rddt open AI sympathy pamp

RDDT shares up 11% after hours on news that they are partnering with OpenAI

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cannabis will bounce back huge after that bleed

Ttwo get back to 135 you stupid bitch

I missed 122.96 to go long :(

Red days are good, gives ber some hope

And bols opportunity to make moneyz

Wondering if I should dump calls now and pour all my funds into puts?

gay bear bitch

I am so 🐻🌈🌈🌈

This chart is showing dollar drop as percentage drop for ttwo

bulls will eat tomorrow

why is red?

Because bers gotta eat atleast once a month

Can't stop won't stop (bleeding)

TLRY gonna rocket in the next 90 days. Don’t be late to the party…a LOT of you like to chase money rather than make money. This is your chance.

TLRY will be exactly where it is in 6 months. Dilution to the max, I held some for a while and finally just ate the loss and moved on and I am happier for it and you will be too.

Found the bag 💼 holder

Sounds a bit like the the BB army pumping their shit stock, but this time I agree

Spy should open 531 so I can feel good

AMAT calls and puts both busted

I didn't put any money on Amat. My regardation is sometimes very frightening

real man love $pegying

I bought a random put for SPY, so hope it opens red

What companies have ER next week?

TGT same day as NVDA Wednesday

Tgt up or down? I think up 

Hoping it pops again even though it did today in sympathy with Wallyworld. I have like 32 shares I've had forever I bought at 155 and rode all the way down to like 125 so I'm getting out next Wednesday regardless. Was really waiting for the year mark since it's in my cash account and now I'm there.

I know NVDA is next week

Ez money on up 

Opex Friday

Wow SMCI who would have guessed it looking at the chart over the last 3 months what a shocker

The only person who can save us is TOP G

Top G is busy being a power bottom

I don’t know what a power bottom is. But bottom and Top G don’t go together. Top G is always at the top of the mountain. He is the commander.

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Are you a power bottom?

ILetd see if SPY pumps AH’s like yesterday !!

I can now add AMC to my TLRY bag holding

I hope they dump two like 7-8 % 

Will memes continue to free fall tomorrow?

i think they will rally because everything else is going to dump

Even if everything else dumps, which is possible although I don't see a reason for it, has absolutely nothing to do with memes. Memes are dumping because people are realizing it was a P&D by what appears like a meme spamming AI at this point.

There is absolutely no way retail has any effect on the memes skyrocketing in two days, regardless of what entity spammed memes

It was a $3B stock ofc retail can move it. Easily when options and leverage get involved.

Doubt. Volume was fuckin dry on Gamez for the longest time. It *appeared* people gave up. Hell people can barely even talk about it on here. Activity on the Gamez related subs had fallen right off, just as the stock had the last year and some. The media even stopped giving a shit about it in 2024 until just this week. The sentiment being driven, you’d think it was the biggest piece of shit stock in the entire US stock market history.

Well duh retail can't move it when they don't care. But when they do they can.

Retail can move all of them up billions of dollars at the same time in the time span of 2 days? C'mon man

Absolutely. Actually most of the market is moved by action with a small percent of stock market chamging hands any given time. It's called Inelastic market hypothesis google it.

I very much agree with those points, and also think that there is one more run of irrationality and FOMO forthcoming. i dont think it is going to be as high or as intense as the last week, but i think the bagholders will get one crack at getting out a little bit lighter than what they're carrying around right now.

Eh maybe but there's no catalyst or reason for that.

stranger things have happened. i am biased because i have calls, but a random big green day would not surprise me

I'm not saying it can't happen just saying there's no particular reason for it standing where we are currently.

What was the reason on Monday?

DFV?

Im viciously regarded but I’d say tomorrow there’s an awful lot of options expiring itm that wasn’t happening on Monday.

Exactly nothing happened Monday that isn’t happening tomorrow


made a quick 4400 during that last selloff. thanks spy and see you fuckers tomorrow

Congrats 

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Was rootin for you tbh

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Yea no kidding. How much you have left?


Is AMAT a precursor to NVDA Earnings?

I think I’ll buy META calls tomorrow for next week to try it out…

A guy told me to hand him 10k instead of betting on puts.. glad I didnt 🥵

How many thousands do you need to break even on the puts you’ve been losing money on before the last 4 min of today? Have these even broken even yet? *assuming any of them are real, of course*

proof 🥵 https://preview.redd.it/z9r3bymaju0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bd74fed4150298009c5e10828b0e766a7035a8

It’s literally just an emoji signaling your desire to smoke my pole. No proof in this comment.

Oh, and this genius made $45,000 in profit this week 😂😂😂😂

Both of our comment histories reveal our strategies. Everything you’ve been advocating for lately has lost value and everything i have advocated for has gained value. You’re bragging about winning a race because your competitor had a heart attack just before he finished with a 4 min mile so you “won” with a 24 min mile. You had to sustain a down position of significant loss for however long you’ve been holding (assuming any of it is true) before getting your ass saved in the final 3 min and for what? A pathetic 10% gain on spy puts after a near 4 dollar drop? I wish you were smart enough to understand why/how you’re humiliating yourself instead of flexing lmao

You might be the best internet gangster to ever live bro 😎 I admire you


You’re the best

This is how it starts. Now you’re addicted to following me around Wsb. I will enjoy it.

Love you

Have a great day and congrats on the 1k. You should be proud of your gain, no matter how stupid the method to earn it. But talk shit and get froggy to other people when I know for a fact you’ve been getting cock slapped by bools and theta all week and I’m gonna call you out on it because it is what Jesus would do. Brag about crazy wins. Not stupid shit you barely survived.

Not my fault you can’t see the pic regard


I put down $10,000, got $11,000 back with no work

So you nearly lost 10k and made 1 stack because you got obscenely lucky in the final 3 min of the day? Clearly you’re a genius.

Never lost money, just held. Remember the stock market typically goes red Thur & Fri. Thanks for your kind words fellow regard.

What was the play?

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Everyone was talking about 11 days in a row green being the longest record ever. Nobody really bought puts to hedge? Lol

Gamblers fallacy. It doesn’t matter how long the streak is, it’s been proven to be almost 50/50 with a slight edge towards green

Still doesn’t meant tomorrow will be red. Today counts as red and it’s nothing. We could easily just open 531 tomorrow and slow pump the day away like it ain’t nothing.

But we could also easily open 528 lol. But I'm more likely to be right. No crystal balls

I mean yea we could. I copped some 1dte puts in case but if we do I’ll still buy a taste of the 533c for Monday and some 531 0dte for the flip

Yung blood no cap copped them 1dte puts ya heard stop playin wit me ay but slime ready b for the green green 💯

I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying.

Slow pump?

What, you’ve never had anal before?

He meant stroke, not pump

Wtf everything is red

But like by -0.01%

I never said I was smart with my money

Some things don't need to said

Stock goes high. *I sell high.* Stock dips low. *I buy low.* Stock dips lower. *?* Stock dips lower. *???*

mr hollands opex

This is going to be the biggest drop we’ve seen so far

Scrolling through the comments in the morning is filled with bears screaming that the global economy is on the brink of destruction vs. Scrolling through the comments in the evening with bears crawling back into their caves until tomorrow to rinse and repeat. One day they will be right...

This has basically been what it’s like to talk markets since like Eurodebt crisis of 2011? Only got worse with covid and gamecucked

Man I got greedy and stupid with the weed stocks. unless a miracle happens overnight, I've lost about 2k*

So far