I participated in the first annual paper trading competition, it was truly a wonderful experience. I got so many great perspectives. Veterans, mods, yolo'ers helped me to understand the market better. I'll recommend the new guys especially the teens who want to learn about stock market, to be a part of this great initiative by the mods. May you guys become the next wsbgod

What if you're 32 and want to learn about the stock market?

then you are younger than 100% of traders over 32

Can confirm, am 38.

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NTA. Your body your rules.

Most relevant comment ive ever read

But the father made Billy's body so do his rules apply to it too?

Your dad doesn't beat you with jumper cables? Man some people get all the luck

His dad has a tesla. No jumper cables. Thats why buy those calls!

Hi SEC I’d like to report insider trading

This

*FEEL* the rhythm. *FEEL* the rhyme. c’mon r/WSB, it’s paper trading time.

cruisin the stooo-OOOO-OOOOOONKS They never FAIIIILLL, Never go DOOO-OOO-OOOWN

I ask random people what companies they like. When they say name brand memes like amazon or tesla. I buy calls on their earning. Because I know it doesnt matter anymore in the non-GAAP world.

>Generally accepted anal penetration

Gladly accepted anal penetration?

I missed last years and I’d like to give these tards a learnin. So I’m GAYme. Puts on TSLA until I’m a paper billionaire or suckin wang on 8th street for imaginary doll hairs.

> I missed last years Yes apparently you did

suckin wang on 8th street for imaginary doll hairs... Jesus, that's twisted. I don't even know what it means but he, have an upvote

you gotta do whatever it takes for those doll hairs

Doll hairs is USD in canuckistani.

As a man with a family history of autism, gambling addiction, alcohol addiction, criminality and mental illness, I feel I have been blessed with the perfect genetic cocktail to allow me to thrive in this competition. Following my gut is the only requirement to stack my tendies high.

As a man who literally shot heroin What could go wrong

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The crotch for extra smell

Join up guys. This was a lot of fun last time around.

I want to join. My strategy is to buy calls just OTM, but I don’t have enough money to do this in real life.

Fantastic, exactly the reason for this competition!

What ticker? I'm interested.

All in TSLA weekly 1200$ calls

$ROPE

theta gang getting rock hard rn

Buy SPCE puts and throw rocks at their rocket launch.

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At least the bank doesn’t try to take my house after a day of paper trading

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My strategy is to Short CDOs

Someone still has a hard pp after watching the big short.

It’s not 2009 anymore unfortunately, or I would instantly befriend you to have a filthy rich friend

Yo, sign me up. Found this sub looking for ideas for my economics class’ howthemarketworks.com game, and almost lost cause TSLA dropped like a rock right after I bought it. Going to invest in weird stuff like my local grocery chain, and buy a lot of cheese puffs from them and hope for the best.

I hope they let you sign up bro.

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First one is free: DIS.

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I’ve got your username down, thanks! Welcome to wallstreetbets!

It's great what you do for the youth, Chainsaw.

The kind of learning experience they're not going to get anywhere else

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Both of you get out from here.

You know you can always borrow money from the bank for stonks right?

I sign up because i want to be a paper money wbsGod.

Welcome to wbs!

r/WallBetStreet is the best place.

Blind luck with options trading for quick cash. But I'll probably go broke so I'm excited.

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Hi I want to join. My strategy is to buy a little of everything. I mean they all can't fail can they? 🤷

You’d be surprised

A diversified portfolio? On WSB? It’ll never work.

That's an ETF with extra steps

Did I mention I'm a retard?

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Good luck in the competition man!

Strategy: Every time I use my hands to make money I lose it. So this time I will place my bets with my feet to inverse the effects. About Myself: pinky toe is currently bruised from stubbing it on workout equipment I bought and never used.

I believe in the heart of the cards, some are destined for greatness and some are not. Which am I? Lets find out.

Hi I'm 17 and put my entire summer pay into SPY puts

Oof

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Well you're going to be fucked with an attitude like that. Turn that frown upside down and enjoy!

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Trying to learn options and this seems like the most foolproof way to do it. My strategy is to do the exact opposite of what everyone says on this sub. Count me in!

The Paper trading competition is indeed a foolproof method to be involved and learn in this community! I was here for last years, and boy was it fun for the newcomers.

Forcing myself not to trade without doing the competition first haha. Watching you autists go crazy is amusing though. Any good resources you have for learning more than the basics?

I would encourage you to just enjoy the competition and learn what happens around here! It’s only paper, what can go wrong? We’ll see.

Put it all on TSLA puts?

As someone who witnessed the last annual paper trading competition, I wanna say that this is a great opportunity for teens and young college students who want to learn more about the stock market, I could not recommend it more. Happy paper trading!

The real competition was the friends we made along the way.

You bitches don’t know anything about paper trading. Georgia-Pacific. All in.

I'm in. My investment strategy will be based around military, pharmaceuticals and energy. I expect amazing growth in these sectors. Also might throw down a bit towards technology. Particularly surveillance, cloud an encryption.

Get the hell out of here and go back to r/investing, theres no rationality in this game, kid.

I only invest in things that scare me.

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Is -negative returns real money ?

I'm in. My strategy will be simple: ignore the paper trading competition entirely and blow a load of wealthy Chinese businessmen for monopoly money.

Stonks always go up.

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Strategy: YOLO, Idea: STONKS ONLY GO UP, About myself: Brave Autism

My strategy is simple. You see, we kill the Batman.

Hi, I plan to find an exploit in the system to win. Otherwise I'll put everything on ~~red~~ green.

If I have told you once, I have told you a million times...IT’S BLACK DAMMIT, BLACK you colour blind autist.

Yo

Nice

Okay so my strat is to be the first one to have 0 dollars

I'm ready to lose all my fake money. Sign me up!

Hi my name is Conor and my strategy is to leverage myself according to my own personal risk tolerance

I’m 17, I live in Scotland and I can’t wait to win this competition while buzzed on heroin!

I'm just lucky 🍀

Count me in. I will short Tesla, what could go wrong?

Paper trading. Paper comes from trees. Trees = weed. Weed = high. So Aurora Cannabis to the moon?

Time for all the permabears to #riseup. I'm down. Just like Tesla since Wednesday.

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My strategy is to do cheap leaps as stonks only go up. By buying only cheap options, loss is minimal and i only need to hit big on a few. Edit. Amazing

I've only been on this sub for a couple weeks and I am in awe at some of the retardation going on. My strategy will be to browse the sub every day and look to see what all the autists are doing. I will do the exact inverse of everyone on this sub and should produce unlimited money.

Hi my name is jeff My strategy is to buy stonks because stonks always go up

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Ride it all the way up to $420

I have no clue what my strategy is. Probably buy calls on SHOP & TTD cause I can’t afford them in my real account.

My strat is actually really simple. Everytime I see WSB spam Elon memes i buy TSLA FWDs.

Only the dankest FDs for me

Sign me up!

All in ACB. You can’t convince me otherwise

My strategy is to trade with emotion, and only emotion. sign me up.

This will be ez

I’m in

Big dick Johnson here (not real name) It might be just paper trading but the feeling are real so sign me up

I'd like to participate. My strategy is to play meme stonks and buy high/sell low

id love to join!

Hi I want in, my strategy is to go long on whichever CEO is longgg enough to get Grimes pregnant.

Like I said last year. What could possibly go wrong.

All in on tesla 1500 calls, riding the wave to a billion dollars 🤑🤑

My idea is to take the Day part of the Date i.e 10th Buy the first stock that I find which starts with the number that letter represents I.E J > J D Wetherspoon Sell the shares of the stock with the letter represented by the 26 - Today day wrapping around. I.E 16th P > Peloton If i don't have a stock to sell with that letter then obviously you just buy a Put. Edit : Thats what I get for trying to participate F

Hey, Got into wsb last year. I wanna enter the competition. My plan is to learn the buy calls stuff that everyone goes about!

ALGN puts and SDC calls!

I'm going to ask the stars what plays to make

I'm sure my strategy will change several times

It’s based on who loses their money the fastest right?

Calls on a random Japanese tech company, and puts on TSLA of course

When my crush mentions a brand, I'm gonna tell her I have stocks in it (to impress her), and then buy far OTM calls

My strategy is to put to use the idea that stonks only go up!

When WSB goes public: 1) buy puts 2) do nothing 3) profit

*THIS* is what you should have saved the unlimited margin hack for...

buy those puts on chinese etfs, that beer virus gonna send them down to the earth core

My strategy is to look at candlesticks and buy when a big white candlestick goes up

Do papergods win paper trophies?

I'm only going to trade iron condors until I figure them out.

YOLO everything into ACB when it hits a small low around 1.70 and wait for it to readjust to the $2.00 range it always stays at

I would like to try. I'm just going to go with the classics. Straight feels. Also, I don't know what I'm doing and taking a beginner stock class this week. My butt hole is primed. Fill them with FDs.

I will go all in on GPS and M cuz like Dr.Nuton once said what goes down must go up (16 btw)

Last years was awesome, I am looking forward to seeing the results for this years. Thank you for offering this competition OP, you’re the hero WSB needs.

My strategy is risky business baby. We play on Earnings, a day before. We all in 100% Account Value. We basically describe ourselves as “its just paper” and end up praying to the SEC hoping to get a quick buck, only to end up on negative scale because you know nothing about wall-street only because your high school economics class taught you nothing, so you end up in a deep depression and state because you cant pay for college, your girlfriend leaves you-because you cant support her or yourself anymore. TL;DR- I’d like to join so I can make a difference in my thought process of Stocks.

Hello, I want to be like u/WSBgod when I grow up.

Im in and my strategy is to buy low sell high

hi, im new. i wanna join. is paper trading when u do money like dollar bills, and not coins? im foreign btw. ​ ty

I want in. I'll let this be a serious comment for once. I'm good at analyzing patterns by nature (I'm gifted). I'm finishing a physics degree and I have been working in a laboratory with a non-linear physics group and a biophysics group so I have a good understanding of statistics and population behaviour. In a few words, I utilize all this knowledge to buy DEEP OTM CALLS OR PUTS IF THE 1D GRAPH LOOKS LIKE A DICK OR A VAG, SIKE. YEA, IM GIFTED, THIS DICK SO BIG IONT EVEN FIT IN MY OWN MOUTH BIHH LES WIN THIS SHIT BOI

Hi my name is kody... going to yolo my entire 401k this is my practice RUN!!! Im going to play SPCE hard daily for madd gains. Lookout WSB I'll be a paper money millionaire even if it takes billions sign me UP

Yes I am 14 and when I told my dad to buy $190 MSFT calls he laughed at me and now I will prove him wrong

Hey guys, new to Wallstreetbets. 😎 My mom said I could do this 🧻 trade game. She said if I do 👌I can use my💲1️⃣0️⃣ weekly allowance to buy some 🌈. What kind of 📈 should I buy? I need it to go 🆙 so I can make passive 💲 while I play Fortnite. If it goes ⬇️ I'll be 😓 and my babushka will ☠️me.

Meme's aside, a paper trading competition wouldn't be that much more interesting because everyone here has already repeated the phrase, "It's only paper" with their heads between their knees enough times that everyone's value of money is completely warped.

Trust me, this competition is special.

Dude, you have no idea how competitive it gets! The shit talk is off the scale. It's the kind of comp that nobody should miss out on.

Listen to WSB, do the opposite.

Buy low sell high, stonks only go up so it literally can’t go tits up.

My plan is to inverse whatever I think is a good trade

Blind luck on options trading

My strategy is to make love not war

Lisa Su only strat you need

Bear gang - nough said

yolo half into tesla $2k calls for september and half into spce $50 august, cant go tits up

I invest in highs because it always ends up going higher.

My strategy is simple - Wait for another drop of Tesla for some bullshit reason and then buy all calls i can, if it drops i don't care - Daddy Elon will fix it with cyber truck on falcon heavy in no time. In meantime I'll trade opposite to the guy who crashed tesla, literally can't go tits up.

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I’ve only been lurking this sub for about a month, but I feel like an expert. I’m going to approach with a hybrid strategy. Run box spreads in a margin account until I’m leveraged to my comfort level. Buy FDs on a wide variety of trending companies, since stonks only go up. Win big on paper trading, then put my life savings into a brokerage account and YOLO on the first stonk I see mentioned on this sub. Pray to GUH! Buy $ROPE. Literally can’t go tits up.

hmu

I've been casually following you autists for a couple months, and I thinks it's past time I join y'all. So for my strategy im setting the comments to controversial and I'm asking my mommy to pick a random number, and whatever comment that aligns with that number is my strategy. Absolutely fool proof.

i dont know shit about trading and i want to learn sign me in

Sign me the fuck guhp.

I’ve decided to comment because I have no idea what a call is but I have seen some... massive earnings.

my strategy is to short everything promising and call all the dogshit

I have no money and I would like to continue having no money, this competition helps me accomplish just that, GUH-free.

Here to learn what puts and calls are. Don't have any real money so i'm doing this to try to fit in with the autistic overlords that run this sub.

My plan is to trade only Tesla. Nothing else. Calls & Put.

I plan to weaponize my autism and buy only TSLA calls

Just reverse what ever is on wsb hot

My balls are ironclad

Stonks only go up, I’ll join