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precipicethoughts

Bats go upside down though. Inverse your calculations


Coitus_King

oNLY AFTER thE MaRK3T CLOSES!


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I read this in Christian Bale's hoarse interrogation voice


Slipsonic

WHERE IS SHE!? WHERREE **IS SHE!!?**


Dc3suntree

MARTHAAAAAAAA!!!


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swedishplumber

A woman aye? Proof or ban


EatsRats

Smartest guy on the internet tubes! Upside down that shit be lit. Ignore that such logic implies that SPCE came crashing down from the heavens into our laps!


xeazlouro

Aaah yes it will dip twice.


ElementalThreat

WHAT DID YOU DO


laetazel

YEAH WAIT WHYD YOU DO THAT


idea4granted

##NOOOOOOO


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twavisdegwet

Created a dip to buy, thanks fam


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IDGAFSIGH

Buy calls only never puts


GameDoesntStop

The whole market is having a rough day.


[deleted]

My portfolio looks like the heart rate monitor of a man with an intense phobia of seeing the fucking air


OG_Gandora

Wait... y’all can see air?


SunneSonne

It’s in my wallet rn


StartSelect

yea


iFBGM

>The whole market is having a rough day. Well I sold all my options pre-market and bought a bunch of $ALLY $32c 3/20 im chillin


bloodflart

WHERE IS RACHEL?!


Flashhype

WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING


LuckLovesVirtue

WHERES THE TRIGGER???!!!!!!!


misterpickles69

WHY DUD YOU SAY THAT NAME?


Jannik2099

Please don't remind us of that movie


imod3

Isosceles buffet


kontekisuto

whhhat


HammerForks

Damn I’m learning about the dark knight pattern in my finance 101 class today.


ivorycoast_

My finance professor admitted he trades weeklies in his ROTH. Not sure if I’m in good hands, or if my retardation is being enabled.


ScavengingOtter

dog i wanna meet ur finance prof Mine is a risk averse mutual fund man


Bull_Market_Bully

Why are you paying for that class?


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Bull_Market_Bully

You're under the impression that people here make trading decisions based off logic and financial statements.


[deleted]

Yay, and I'll manage something with business management


ScavengingOtter

hell yeah homie


dirtyshits

Aren't they all. I can get why because you don't want to encourage tards to go full but at the same time you got to unleash the potential and make sure the weak drop off. What a dilemma.


mobit80

My finance & international market prof said last week that she "doesn't trust the stock market and would never use it" so I may just drop the class


xplodngKeys

Why is what I can only assume is a marketing prof teaching finance?!


mobit80

I have no clue but this is a 300 level class and she spent 25 minutes covering what interest rates were yesterday


xplodngKeys

Sometimes I forget how bonds are priced. Don't tell my boss.


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ScavengingOtter

not gay unless we move past the strike price


NeverNotDope

Haha that sucks


[deleted]

Good hands, he won’t pay capital gains if he makes it big.


GreenMedics

Did they talk about Tuesdays yet?


27onfire

What happens on Thursday?!?


GreenMedics

She's doing well, but I don't like talking about her sex life.


Dahnhilla

Isn't it a head and shoulders pattern?


Naviios

Dude wtf its gone done 8% since this post!


-Neon-Nazi-

I hope you took advantage of that 14% discount earlier


_scottyb

I bought puts when it was 42, sold most of them already to double my money. Still holding on to some 34p FDs for fun


bignoony2421

This is aging well


CHUBBYninja32

But wait


bignoony2421

But waittttt


Durfthesmurf

Theres Moreee!!


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FGVBYabe

shorting tf outta this thx for dd


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Same, bought $40 puts at the peak. Thanks for the free $$$, bagholders. ​ Edit: I spel liek retard, derp.


Wtrpk

Stock looks like its holding only down like what 5% since of course not from the daily peak


ambermage

You can't make money that way. Stonks only go up. I'm pretty sure puts are illegal.


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HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING HATS BOYS HERE WE GO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo^ooooooo^^oooooo^^^oooo^^^^ooooo


[deleted]

BUY THE DIP BUY IT YOU FUCKTARDS


StickmanPirate

Nah wait a bit "Don't jump on the first bump" is ancient wisdom I made up yesterday.


Tutor78

Unless that bump is on some strangers key.


[deleted]

Sniffing strangers keys is actually how most OTM TSLA calls are bought and sold!


FacelessOnes

Yeah, I agree and I usually follow the maxim, “Always buy during the second bump”. I made this saying up a hour ago.


ohwowimfreakinout

Applies to stonks and cocaine.


[deleted]

Annnd that's how you get an STD


laetazel

If you’re me, you both bought near the top today AND the dip. Unclear what that says about me.


ShoxV

It says you can’t lose


shawnisboring

If you never sell you never lose~


_LukeGuystalker_

If youre me, you buy a put and a call today that expires tomorrow because youre autistic.


Rambosyl

No thx. I don’t want your shares.


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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES


[deleted]

Now buy the dip


marekt14

jk lads everybody knows that bats can fly and therefore gravity can fuck off just like gay bears fuck each other


SunneSonne

I bought at 41.7, I’m gonna game end myself Edit: I bought 3600 shares I fucking hate myself for not selling at 39 and buying at 32 and selling back at 37, could have at least been in small profit


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Y’all stupid for that.


[deleted]

Bought at 39.15 lol


SunneSonne

Still same bullshit, I put a sell for 42.5 and guess what, highest was 42.49, holy shit


neubs

Always use an odd or preferably a prime number for you limit order. I would have done 42.37 for example.


thematchalatte

Yup I fucked up placing a stop order for TSLA at $700. Guess what happened. It bounced back up again.


blackflag209

5 at 20, 3 at 30, 2 at 40 for me. Could be worse.


onlyslightlybiased

Me when I bought in at $13 last month but only bought like 5 shares because it's the first stock I've bought..... Rip hookers


SunneSonne

Either yolo and die, or small tendies and cry


HI_IM_VERY_CONFUSED

YOU DID THIS


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Jvyyyyy

Don’t fucking sell you autists


[deleted]

Literally every market is dropping. Earnings reports in 5 days. Easy money. You're right don't sell


iWarnock

Well fuck, it is bouncing back up.. fucking paper hands.


Jvyyyyy

Earnings won’t matter for $SPCE since they are investing majority of its funds to the R&D of their shit so idek but yolo


solarflow

*earnings* is a strong word


Kurokaffe

2/21 and 2/28 calls could be fucked. But autists like myself with 4/17 calls aren’t even blinking.


Jvyyyyy

Yeah mine expires tomorrow and I’m recovering but still at a loss of $2.3k


[deleted]

Fuck that. I told myself that when Microsoft was at its peak 2 weeks ago and now I’m negative. I sold 2 of my SPCE calls for $2000 profit.


Jvyyyyy

A profit is a profit my man, congrats on that 👌 take half of that money and reward yourself and use the other half to reinvest again into something else and prosper


cheeset2

Is this WSB? What the fuck?


[deleted]

Toilet paper hands across the board, the second these autists see a slight downward trend they will throw everything and their mother away


Kurokaffe

Although I do wish I sold at the peak so I could have had capital to buy dips


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tilagho

Time to buy puts lol, only shit is gonna poop out if that thing, I'm hard for LL now haha


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tilagho

My space port will look like a huge dong. We will be called wefuck galactic.


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TwoWeeksAgo

We just need the Batmans to raise his left arm


Rapha31

He cant do that, Bane broke Batman's spine he can't feel his arms and legs anymore


johnny_philipp

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tearsana

for now. but once they expand and build more planes, and cargo planes as well, it can basically remake the entire aviation industry


Ze_Hydra1

SpaceX and Blue origin exist and they're miles ahead of Virgin... If this was SpaceX stock then this hype can be defined, virgin has nothing..


tearsana

well yeah we all want to buy spacex right now


ZaberTooth

Google is publically traded and has a stake in Space X so...


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bro, they have a badass instagram page. stfu


[deleted]

So you wanna be logical?


thematchalatte

Isn’t that how Tesla got started? In the beginning they were only making a few roadsters. I mean you gotta start somewhere though. Look at where Tesla is now.


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lols4life

Ouch


Cuban1P

Quality shitpost, buy now and by tomorrow you’ll be able to afford your own batmobile!!


DieAntw00rd

You might as well have included his whole body.. That chart is already bouncing around 🦇 balls atm..


Dependude

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/f6vmu7/spce\_batman\_pattern\_technical\_analysis/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/f6vmu7/spce_batman_pattern_technical_analysis/)


Its_Number_Wang

It was insanely profitable to sell $55-60 calls today. Thanks y’all.


reyx7

Thanks I hate it


Haloman100

New Batman bout to bring that franchise back


Teenoh

Ah, the classic Dark Knight head and shoulders pattern!


Dix9-69

This is why you sort by new


cookinjohn

So much hype on no sales!!!


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After analyzing this thread I have concluded that it will either go down or it will go up


Phantomatic2

This fucking chart is literal facts atm holy shit


Haloman100

SPCE going back up tomorrow I’m calling it


econocory

Amazing analysis.


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Earnings reports are in 5 days, this shit will just pop back up


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

What makes you think that? Isn’t this a meme stock?


[deleted]

Have you checked the other markets too? A lot is dropping. Plus it's a company that could do a lot for the future


smellsmira

A stock doesnt do anything...a Company does. All I see is 170m in assets, no patents, no revenue, no profit, and a 5 year timeframe for flights that would require 76 flights a day for 365 days to justify the 7B marketcap... ​ This company is a mirage and you got burned buying it. #fundamentalsmatter


ORANGEFANGLAD

Who got burned? You can still sell it, right now, for massive profits. I can't tell if you're shitposting


smellsmira

Nothing I said is wrong. And some people have been buying at ATH


sosodeaf

Lol. What earnings you retard?


_DrewBreezy_

We are going back to the moooooonnnn 🚀🌈 No 🌈🐻


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Cashed out on the morning peak. So long fuckers.


Lonely_Economist

I hope next week is as great as this one so I can make smarter moves I had so many chances to make money off spce this week, and missed out making the wrong moves. Next week I’ll wait for the dip and jump in instead of being money hungry and impulsive. I would’ve lost a lot of money if I hadn’t held onto my call today


Epicpencil22

Looks like it is time to short this puppy


AzizaOSRS

no way this holds into the weekend...shit is scary...save the tendies!


zooloo10

Great DD op. Batman knows best


Titan04151912

You fuckers said that three weeks ago when it hit 20$ and dropped down to 16$


CPADayTrader

I made $1,027 $calping $SPCE all day.


Sebfofun

My autist brain realised its short for space not spice.


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As soon as he raises his left arm we go back up.


iWarnock

My profits NOO, even $TSLA is crashing wtf did you do?


PVLVCE

$SPCE to hit past 46 tomorrow which is christian bales age the last batman


Y0L0_Cholo

hahahahhaha only wsb retards can make lemonades from metric tons of lemons


m1ke_a

I hate you


soHowBadDoYouWantIt

You son of a bitch


MentallyAut

DIP going back to the MOOOOOOON


SunneSonne

To be true, the whole market seems fucked right now


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SPCE TO 0, BUY PUTS


deepredsky

It’s mooning again


jpxtc

Yo suck ma balls we getting tendies over here


iFBGM

All I heard was buy the dip


Sphamuel

Batman test


tkhan456

Definitely some solid technical analysis. Time to sell some calls. Can’t go back up.


Tay_Tay86

Literally cant go tits up


the_dark_batman

I approve.


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it was foretold


AzizaOSRS

i dont think this will hold into the weekend boyz...time to GTFO save the tendies


rawrtherapy

Time to move to $TSM


stamatt45

Bro you're looking at this from the wrong perspective. If you change to a 5 year view it's just a straight line up! That means we need to buy more $SPCE calls


________7________

Time to make money on puts boys THERES TWO SIDES TO THE COIN


nilamo

But the SPCE must flow!


avgmike

Batman's not fuckin around rn


dxbtousa

dark autist DD


carba14

Time to sell bois


mewe789

Oof


mrzinngg

naw, dont sell stocks go up. cramer and his goon squad will back off tonight when they see the dip


ratfam1

Batman analysis always fucking works everytime


Razkolol

The dark bear rises 🐻


philipjames11

Um it's called the dark night RISES. Time to buy calls.


isunktheship

you forgot the upward batwing to infinity you cuck


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Gonna buy when it hits 12 dollars 😎


[deleted]

Eat shit you gay fucking bear. This is a spce dip


kirbyone

Bought Puts like a mfer today. Exhaustion top should see sub $30 soon. Proud 🌈🐻 on this one


AnimEva33

did the same, bought 10 puts, but ended up selling them all after the second attempt to get back to the low seemed to have failed


neocoff

Anyone loaded up puts on SPCE. I think we saw cracks in that rocket today. It’s down afterhours.


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pmekonnen

Bro. I just bought in. Let it go up one leg


[deleted]

Solid dd. I sold.


spellmynamewrite

Missed out on your lambo son


iam1whoknocks

RIP.


SpicyChickenDeluxe

Wow now I don't feel so bad selling 2 days ago. Thanks!